Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://youtu.be/jMBisq2b3yQ
Janna claimed <3
Claim
>>734357334
Artemis :o
>winning girl claimed
>>734357362
Konata :o
how are you ? ._.
>>734357139
n-no
and now I must go
>>734357470
Artemis :o
not been having a good day
>>734357443
Hello dagron
Post tasty jams.
https://youtu.be/WWVT3SNgjw4
>>734357340
More like sex maniac
Still here
and
>>734357476
Oh bye
>>734357557
Rem acute
>>734357330
I'm sorry
My brother just got out of jail, he has no idea what fidget spinners are yet.
Ouch
>>734357532
Needs a beefy arm to be a dagron
>>734355857
Lung disease from a volcanic bacterium???
>>734357524
hoo .. why that ? :c
>>734357675
She looks like Taliyah kinda :o
just been depressed, I need to go for a walk later to clear my head
>>734356382
sent you a message
>>734356874
What can I say I learnt from the best
>>734357129
Thanks there are lots of her looking pretty in a wedding dress I rely like them
>>734357139
well take it from a low angle for one
>>734357443
Can I take a nap on those?
>>734357621
You are the first person i have ever had actually undertand that reference
>>734357776
Wedding dresses are best
>>734357755
u_u Taliyah is so ugly
Why are you been depressed ? What are you thinking for make you like that ? :x Wanna talk about in on discord ?
>>734357839
I lived through those times like you did.
>>734357532
Oh hey there.
How's things?
>>734357776
Forbidden.
>>734357592
assuming snugs ?
>>734358004
But was he a man?
>>734357776
How?
>>734358155
Im eating pasta
>>734358205
A dragon man...or uh...just a dragon.
>>734357924
she's not that bad u.u
personal stuff, it's ok I'll be fine
>>734357545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjYZToXuJaM
url has jam didnt notice that
>>734358453
How many badgers? How many mushrooms?
>>734357545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU8aNar7PbY
>>734358434
nice I'll be having the same in a bit
>>734358810
AH FORGOT PICTURE
>>734357839
Hell yeh and wow I didn't know there was one of tali in one floating around out there
>>734358070
Plz they look comfy
>>734358434
I don't know dose your camera have a delay feature?
>>734358828
Yummy. Also my favorite character in street fighter is a bit different
>nobody waifuing Triss
Guess I'll do it
>>734358665
I don't like her, she seems be too arogant u_u
Ok, just remember im her if you need it bro, don't hesit <3
>>734358992
here*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqb8s5u75JE
>>734358891
e x p r e s s l y
f o r b i d d e n
>>734358960
who this
>>734358891
It does yeah
>>734357443
All I do i _ _ _ no matter what!
>>734355923
>Rory
Sometimes. Other times require you to improvise
>>734356001
>Louise
I'm so used to someone calling me shinobill and thought, "oh Louise is doing it too". Then I re-read it. Tired and hungry. You?
>>734356077
I have no idea what their community is like. I do know while playing the game, people bait you
>>734357465
Yup. Extremophiles
>>734359081
Triss, The witcher serries
>>734358687
I lost count, along with all my base.
>>734359072
>innerspeaker
>not innerspeaker
>>734358665
Pretty tasty.
>>734358810
Fairly tasty.
>>734359072
Austasty.
>>734359134
How many pallet jacks have you broken?
>>734359081
But everyone needs a bosom for a pillow
>>734359125
Then that is how you can do it!
>>734358903
it is
who is it ? I like sakura, makoto and ibuki the most
and I'm not even good at it
>>734359072
one of the better TI songs imo
I mean they're all good but this is just kinda
nice
>>734359134
see filename for >>734358070
Got winning on mind, I can never win enough
>>734359195
Never played any of the games, though the general consensus is that three is pretty good.
Welcome to the thread, friend.
>>734359268
>Fairly tasty.
I'll take it.
>>734359282
Best feeling ever tbh
>>734359257
But did you touch things and find it fun?
>>734359282
Would you like me to try later?
>>734359346
Juri and Sakura and Makato arent even in game
>>734359081
Triss Merigold
She's from the witcher games/books
>>734359460
ah, I thought I responded to you earlier.
See >>734359386
>>734359262
don't question it
>>734359268
what
>>734359386
I rarely listen to TI
>>734359460
Yen is way better imo
Narumeia
claimin'
<-- 's propuh lass
Futaba Claimed
>>734359413
I don't know which one you have
I have Ultra IV on steam played a bit with a friend but he can't play it too much
lagg and toaster and he beats me pretty easy
>>734359562
Lol, yeah witcher 3 is brilliant, I'd recommend it
>>734359647
As if
>>734359393
It only got fun after I put on my robe and wizard hat.
>>734359647
Oh, oh, you should!
I just got into them recently.
Or I guess it's a him, in the same way NIИ is.
>>734359693
The man himself!
>>734359460
Witcher tv show coming soon
>>734359740
Street fighter V now.
>>734359887
Triss is manipulative, she lied to Geralt in the games, not telling him about Yen when he had amnesia.
>>734359934
Who's NIИ
>>734359386
Agreed.... and now I feel sad. I currently do not have any bewbs to snug
>>734359413
Well I am going to be off to bed soon so may be you surprise me in the morning
>>734359268
None
>>734359386
Dammit! Beat me to it
>>734359693
Oh Hi there
>>734358891
Theres 3 i know of see >>734357532
>>734358004
But do you burninate the peasants
>>734359950
Heard about that, hope it turns out good
>>734360068
>implying Yen is worth knowing about in the first place
https://youtu.be/TcAcA-tJoP4
>>734359647
TI is an Aussie band.
>>734359386
Ill just call tasty jams as I see them.
>>734359910
They are never gonna give you up.
>>734360133
Doing it wrong.
>>734360102
Yeah maybe I will
>>734360394
I dont watch a lot of tv
>>734360102
go out and get some tiddies my guy
>>734360133
Got my filename game on lock boy
>>734360505
>i dont watch a lot of tv
Brethren
>>734360394
I mean, yeah
They've been together since the book series. Yen is more important to Geralt than Triss is
>>734360456
get out of here, Aussia doesn't exist
>>734359950
oh nice I might get it once friend can play it
also that new KoF , just need a nice price drop
>>734360257
Thatch roofed cottages.
>>734360456
Not if I unleash REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8bMuGwyS5E
>>734360505
Nor do I, I only really watch game of thrones (Daenerys is best girl btw)
Would love to see a good witcher show though
>>734360628
Then geralt can have Yen while I take Triss :^)
>>734360257
ooow very pretty
>>734360505
Looking forward to it
>>734360608
I'm leaving the country in 21 days there is no point trying. also exams
>>734360747
In the ultimate showdown?
>>734360628
Well, yes it does. Where the hell do you think I am?
>>734360901
Japatasty jam.
>>734360608
Breasthren
>>734360700
I never played that one
>>734360993
I just read the books heh
>>734361148
It will look something like this
>>734361149
Of ultimate destiny?
>>734359934
>>734360133
Hello hello
>>734360993
no sex on a unicorn for you
>>734361149
New Zealand, clearly
>>734361221
>>734361221
Follow my chain of them with Houki back.
>>734361385
oops it was meant to say yes plz
>>734361368
Yeah
Nah
You're a cunt 'Arry.
>>734361148
Why are you leaving the country?
and why does twenty-one days prevent you from laying on some tiddie for one night
>>734361163
>lucoa is breast girl
>>734361335
What have done today?
>>734357443
Stolen
>>734361335
Ah maybe maybe
>>734361392
I cant
>>734361523
That they are and nice pictures
>>734361163
you should
I played them in arcades as a kid
fun times
emulate them and you are good to go
>>734361518
Source
>>734361706
But I have street fighter right now haha
>>734361660
nah, you need trips, and you didn't even get dubs.
Try again with someone else, friend.
>>734361694
>Nice pictures
Thanks, they're hand-picked from the picture tree
>>734361874
Stolen.
Today has not been my day
>>734361790
arcades from when you were still wearing diapers
Claiming Kuroo
>>734362007
Tell us
>>734361523
I am doing an internship as a scuba diving instructor and I don't do the quick style of getting bewbs, guess you can call me an old romantic for that
>>734361523
Woke up late, been a bit light headed all day. Haven't really done anything today. Not sure if I want to do anything either if that makes sense
>>734361694
Almost certainly
>>734362007
Yesterday wasn't that hot either, right?
Life can be a drag
QOTT: would you rather do battle with a badger it kangaroo?
>>734361874
They are nice and show off her best bits
>>734362031
I played punch out and my grandfathers arcade
>>734362188
Woops meant to say those were cute sorry
>>734361368
I'll make do with having sex in a lighthouse and confusing sailors
Claimed <3
>>734362236
do I get I get military support?
killing animals in aussia is dangerous stuff, after all
>>734361964
Again, no steal until trips.
You'd be better of doing something else.
>>734362149
>scuba diving instructor
Holy shit that sounds so cool
Tell me about scuba diving
>don't do the quick style of getting bewbs
Fair enough.
>>734362188
>haven't done anything today
God I wish that were me
>>734362252
Literally impossible not to
>>734362364
>not wanting to have a family with Ciri
smh
>>734362423
STEAL
>>734362236
there's several messages of me in a Discord server saying the preferred way to kick the bucket (so to speak) is to travel to Australia and have a roo kick the life out of me.
>>734362423
Its very tempting
>>734362047
>>734362188
First off, dude spanish final lmao
Second, I went off on Konata and I feel horrible about it. I said sorry twice and didn't get a response either time, so that made it worse.
>>734362236
If the badger is anything like the ones in farcry I'd rather fight a fucking dragon with my bare fists
>>734362672
I'd say give it time with Konata, idk what happened, but these things happen
and dude finals lmao
>>734362534
fuck outta here until trips, mate.
>>734362672
>Spanish final
My condolences
>Konata thing
Also my condolences
>>734362236
Wasn't there a guy who was beaten to death by a roo?
>>734362252
kek
Thanks, I made them myself
>>734362423
I bet you do
So I'm guessing you did do stuff then? Anything worth mentioning?
>>734362672
>dude spanish final lmao
More like, final day of your life
>went off on Konata and I feel horrible about it
I'm sure it'll mellow out unless it was something really personal
>>734361385
Maybe I will soon heh
>>734361694
Why not? Its just ancient memes.
>>734361779
Google it you lazy shit.
>>734362236
Badger. And dont try and steal my waifu.
>>734362474
You mean this girl?
Tbh though I wouldn't want a daughter in the first place
>>734362236
Depends if it is a honey badger
>>734362423
Well I am going back out to the place where I got qualified last year cos I have known the people witch run the diving centre for 2 years now. What would you like to know?
>>734362721
There honey badger they fight lions and win
>>734362942
ooow that sounds promising
>>734362907
studies.
But like, core studies because school.
Not like things I'd rather be studying.
So, uh, no, nothing particularly worth mentioning.
>>734363104
>What would you like to know
I don't know, I just like it when people talk about things they enjoy
>>734361149
SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE HULK HOGAN!
...had to finish cooking dinner.
>>734363104
Wombats kick the shit out of honey badgers.
>>734362972
fuck you I asked you not google
>>734363081
Yeah, this girl
Just one of the most powerful beings in the witcher universe, no biggie
>>734362972
I just dont want to sorry
>>734363104
I hope it is
>>734362869
>>734362894
>>734362907
Yeah fuck the Spanish final tbh. I'm willing to bet I failed it.
I said some pretty rude shit (I straight up said "I fucking hate you"), but I have a tendency to act/speaking without thinking when pissed so that's why I'm regretting it now. I'd feel a bit better if he gave me a response, but he said earlier that he's also not been feeling well recently. He also said he was going to go for a walk, so I'll try to get back at him whenever he comes back.
>>734363385
I'd rather have ciri as a waifu than as a daughter tbh
Also I couldn't care less about how powerful she is
>>734363246
Haha I'm not very good at this. Well scuba is unlike any thing els in the world once you are under the water things witch have always been there suddenly disappear and only when there gone do you ever realise they were there in the first place, like gravity for instance I don't know of any other activity witch you can do on earth which just releases you from its grasp. There is also this wave of euphoria witch ashes over you as you submerge (providing you don't panic) witc is just as good as any drug.
>>734363327
Naw m8
>>734363412
Now you have me all exited
>>734363412
Fair enough.
>>734363385
And Im telling you that Google has the answer.
>>734363290
>autistic lightsabre fight
>>734363897
Have you seen a car after a collision with a wombat?
>>734363897
Maybe not that excited
>>734362252
I don't recall that name but you could be playing koF , SF MvsC and much much more if you emulate it on your laptop
>>734364088
1 honey badger can take 3 lions it shin is so thick it cant be damaged by machetes, it can also spray like a skunk, it's skin is so loos that it can do a full 360 in it making it impossible to attack without getting hurt. I could go on but in short the the nastiest thing on the planet.
>>734364339
Ok I will turn down my hype a bit, but only a bit
>>734364543
Yeah but I dont really want to play that you know?
>>734364902
Ok good because I will probably do something wrong
>>734364962
well you are still learning so no pressure
>>734364910
well if you wanted to
>>734364902
Wombats can take car impacts at 80kph and shrug it off. Even road trains avoid them at 120 kph. Most of their upper body is literally bone armor. Cars are advised to swerve away from them to not anger the wombat, which can headbutt a car into oblivion. If its cornered in its burrow, the wombat just turns around and crushes the intruder with its ass.
>>734365181
Oh the pressure is on.
>>734365282
Well its just a bunch of arcade fighters by myself.....
Bumping
>>734366549
Wait wombats aren't bats?
>>734366549
>bumping the thread
Why tho
>>734366713
Nope.
>>734365459
One of the main methods for a honey badger to kill is by castrating its victim then letting it bleed out. You can have as much armour as you like when you opponent is faster and this ruthless you cant do much. (also as a side note they don't feel pain and are immune to all known poison as well as there being may recorded instance of cars hitting honey badger just for the dam thing to get back up and rip off there tires)
one last thing the honey badger holds the title of The World's Most Fearless Creature in the Guinness book of records. I'm off to bed good night
>>734365546
Well I look for ward to the morning
Good night tomo
>>734366907
Night
>>734365546
brothers ? it has online too
like fightcade
>>734367129
I dont know they wont be interested in that thing
>>734366907
They can try flipping a wombat. They roll really well and are known to be more protected from the rear than the front. A honey badger will attack a wombat in the burrow, as wombats are nocturnal. Fearless or not, theres no escaping a wall of bone crunching you against a side wall.
>>734367255
you can add more they would be like captain commando or metal slug even mario games
>>734367291
Lmao this thing? It looks adorable! I change my mind I would rather fight it except I wouldn't hurt him I would make him my pet and eat cheetos and watch anime with him
>>734367506
Mario is my favorite
>>734367506
They would rather play the playstation
>>734367506
What are your favorite Nintendo games?
>>734367784
What on the PlayStation interests you?
>>734367930
Exclusives or games I cant run on my laptop. I despise the thing and would ditch it if I had a better pc.
>>734367513
They only really get aggressive at night or around their burrows. And they give precisely zero fucks.
>>734368349
I have a pet honey badger o:
>>734368534
:ok_hand:
>>734368724
>>734368724
>>734368724
>>734368240
Any of them (: