HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
Neat...
>>734347304
Hier sind meine papiere, genosse
Reroll
Bruh reroll again
>>734347511
>genosse
>undercover spy
perfect
Also roll myself
>>734347511
Erneutes rollen
rollen
>>734347684
reroll
Und noch einmal rollen
>>734347304
>>734347304
roll
>>734347830
re-roll
>>734347821
rodeln
Rollend
>>734347855
re-roll again
>>734347884
oh vey
re-roll
>>734347304
roll
>>734347817
Und ein letztes mal
rollo
>>734347947
Wie oft denn noch?!
r
>>734347614
Reroll for rescue
>>734347304
Rollt
>>734347940
re-roll
>>734348160
Ich bin nicht verrückt, allerletzter roll
>>734347304
I'm not a Jew like OP
>>734348301
reroll
>>734348360
I WANT TO BREAK FREE
>>734348272
reroll
>>734348432
Awesome, not insane
>>734347304
Einhander des macht
Please adolf
>>734348515
>ha I made that shit up I don't know german lol
heil?
>>734348360
>>734348432
>>734348489
Should have known this would happen, the freddie mercury reference made me look gay...
>>734348530
Re roll
reroll
>>734348530
>>734348602
Rereroll
rollerino
>>734347304
roro
Heil dem Führer
>>734348907
roro
>>734348947
Ah ich hab meine Papiere verloren...
>>734348985
Langweilig...
>>734347304
rollerino grandisimo
>>734347304
I think the picture is taken in Amsterdam and the guy on it is a dutch policeman. They still helped the krauts though...
>>734349239
fuck i am fag
>>734347304
Ja ja ich rolle
>>734347304
x6 be Django, assassinate Hitler and fuck Marcellus Wallace's wife.
Heil mein kamerad!
Rolo
>>734349299
Ich bin cool
>>734347304
lets sea
>>734349511
Ja ja, doppel dubs
röllenkeitunggebacht
>>734347304
Roll
>>734349931
Come on
>>734347304
Rollarino
>>734347304
Rollerino
rororuga!!
rollerino
Sie sehen mich rollen, sie hassen!
>>734350861
Pew Pew!
Rolleroo
>>734350999
Sie duerfen passieren, Herr Himmler!
hmm
lmaso
roliopolio
>>734351181
re-rolling
wats up mu dudes
reeet
00 get.
>>734347304
Rolling for the fatherland
Rolleroni
Rollllin
>>734351441
We'll fuck. I guess I'm in the resistance now. Rerolling. You'll never take me alive you kraut fucks
heil
>>734351527
Re-rolen
Rolling for Eva Braun.
Ayy
>>734351441
where can i watch prison break season 5?
>>734351674
Okay then. Hope I will survive.
>>734347304
rollingu
>>734351691
please someone help me, a streaming site?
>>734347304
roll
>>734351791
two 91 in a row
>>734347304
rollin
Ich bin gut
>>734347304
roll Auschwitz
>>734351984
ALLIES HELP
Hier sind meine papieren soldat
rollerino
>>734347304
gimme Blondie.
>>734352060
reroll
>>734347304
roll
>>734347304
Roll
>>734352625
HAHA! RELEASED!
>>734347304
rollerino
rollolo
roll
>>734347304
rollerin
>>734352927
reroll because Lost papers
Roll no jew no jew no jew
Re roll
Rolling for the holocaust
Never wanted quite so bad
>>734353289
Rip me oh well I tried
>>734347304
oh boy here we go
>>734353188
Fuck yeah him the kommadant of auschwitz
bimp
>>734353424
reroll
Heil Hitler
spastic
I could be a use for you, my führer
these threads are getting more and more detailed
>>734347304
Eich leiven!
Roll
>>734353760
Reroll
>>734353793
Re-Re-roll
>>734353924
Fug, reroll
rolling for cool boy allied spy
Rollen
>>734354130
fug im disabled re-rolling for breakout
>>734354216
Jawohl
>>734347304
Mein papers sir.
>>734354474
I don't want to take a shower!
>>734347304
Roll
>>734347304
Ich würfle
s
Hieg Seil
Mein Fuhrer check em
>>734355010
Es lebe Deutschland
>>734347304
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>734355115
Hier kommen die DUBS
>>734355221
rerollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>734355171
rerolling
>>734347304
roll
>>734347304
roll.
>>734347304
Just passing by
re roll
>>734347304
Jew here
Oy vey.
Victims, what goes?
>>734347304
>>734355651
Time to fight some goys
Güten tag, mein herr!
>>734355747
How embarrassing, i know the papers are here somewhere...
Rollerino
>>734347304
Hallo der Herr!
Roll
>>734347304
Roland
>>734347304
Führer get!
>>734356277
well fuck me
14 88 motherfucker!!!
Heil!
reroll
>>734356634
O shit
bonjour
hey
>>734347304
roll
>>734347304
Ruln
>>734347304
guten morgen offizier, mein unterlagen.
rull
>>734357017
oh, enschuldigung bitte! re roll
>>734357081
>1 ▶
>>>734357017 (You)
re roll once again
>>734357193
well, i died...
>>734347304
Heil ze Fuhrër!
Hallo. Ich gut Deutschen citizen, ja?
Das ist kein Fuhrer?
rol lol
>>734347304
H-here are my papers go- fellow Aryan.
>>734357927
reroll
>>734357951
hisss! I've been discovered!
>>734358087
Nice try goyims!
>>734347304
Relington
>>734358234
Fuck reroll
>>734347304
RRRRROOLL
>>734347304
la ilaha illallah
>>734347304
Siegheil Volksgenosse! Ich hoffe mit meinen Papieren ist alles in Ordnung?
ROLL AGAIN, I AM NOT GAY
rollio
>>734347304
Rolling
Eollo
Fuck Roll
Roll sh!t
>>734347304
roll
>>734347304
reroll
Zig hoil
>>734347304
ich hoffe doch das alles stimmt!
Fick dich ich mach was ich will.
>>734347487
Rollerrinow
>>734360140
Ich rerolle
>>734360241
Klar, niemand kann mich halten! Rerollen
>>734360352
Haha! Ich hatte immer gewüsst, bin ich ein Deutscher
Okkk
sieg heil
>>734347304
Rollin
>>734347304
rell
>>734347304
rerell
>>734347304
ich rolle!
>>734355223
Idiot
>>734361130
ich rolle erneut
>>734361291
Widerstandsrolle
Rollen
ja mein Fürher
>>734347304
Get out of my way faggots
Komm schon, roll schön für mich...
>>734361351
das ist nicht güt
>>734361410
> Fak
>>734347304
Roll for Indiana Jones
Heil
Relll
>>734361491
reroll for single handedly killing the guards
Jawohl, Herr Offizier!
>>734361404
"Out of my way. Off to the Death camp"
>>734347304
Rollerino
rolllllllll
>>734347304
Trying to kill some gnazi skum
>>734361641
aw fuck yeah, lets get to scalpin
ok
These papers legit asshat?
>>734360858
That plan was retarded
>>734361614
Sig, reroll
>>734361697
ugh
Jden11123
What's that over there?
>>734361687
slunk away to fight another day
>>734361751
god damnit
>>734347304
rullar
>>734347304
ROLLIN FOR SS
>>734347304
rolling nigggggr
RE ROLL TO FIND REAL IDENTITY
Denkel12
Dererjg555
>>734347304
rollen
For the reich <
Bin nur auf der Durchreise.
REICHMAN
Re-roll
>>734362088
fuck me
>>734347304
rollen
Rolll
>>734347304
Dfc
Rerolll
Rölling.
>>734347304
Rollin'
>>734347304
no juden here, boss
>>734362724
Mein Gött, ich bin Jude.
Rerölling.
>>734362898
>tfw Shoahed
>>734347304
reroll
Hail Hitler
They see me rollin' they hatin'
>>734347304
Just following orders.
gott mitt uns