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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der

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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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Neat...
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>>734347304
Hier sind meine papiere, genosse
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Reroll
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Bruh reroll again
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>>734347511
>genosse
>undercover spy
perfect
Also roll myself
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>>734347511
Erneutes rollen
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rollen
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>>734347684
reroll
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Und noch einmal rollen
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>>734347304
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>>734347304
roll
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>>734347830
re-roll
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>>734347821
rodeln
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Rollend
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>>734347855
re-roll again
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>>734347884
oh vey
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re-roll
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>>734347304
roll
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>>734347817
Und ein letztes mal
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rollo
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>>734347947
Wie oft denn noch?!
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r
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>>734347614
Reroll for rescue
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>>734347304
Rollt
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>>734347940
re-roll
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>>734348160
Ich bin nicht verrückt, allerletzter roll
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>>734347304
I'm not a Jew like OP
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>>734348301
reroll
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>>734348360
I WANT TO BREAK FREE
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>>734348272
reroll
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>>734348432
Awesome, not insane
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>>734347304
Einhander des macht
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Please adolf
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>>734348515
>ha I made that shit up I don't know german lol
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heil?
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>>734348360
>>734348432
>>734348489
Should have known this would happen, the freddie mercury reference made me look gay...
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>>734348530
Re roll
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reroll
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>>734348530
>>734348602
Rereroll
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rollerino
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>>734347304
roro
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Heil dem Führer
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>>734348907
roro
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>>734348947
Ah ich hab meine Papiere verloren...
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>>734348985
Langweilig...
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>>734347304
rollerino grandisimo
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>>734347304
I think the picture is taken in Amsterdam and the guy on it is a dutch policeman. They still helped the krauts though...
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>>734349239
fuck i am fag
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>>734347304
Ja ja ich rolle
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>>734347304
x6 be Django, assassinate Hitler and fuck Marcellus Wallace's wife.
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Heil mein kamerad!
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Rolo
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>>734349299
Ich bin cool
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>>734347304
lets sea
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>>734349511
Ja ja, doppel dubs
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röllenkeitunggebacht
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>>734347304
Roll
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>>734349931
Come on
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>>734350007
>>734349931
Yess
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>>734347304
Rollarino
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>>734347304
Rollerino
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rororuga!!
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rollerino
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Sie sehen mich rollen, sie hassen!
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>>734350861
Pew Pew!
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Rolleroo
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>>734350999
Sie duerfen passieren, Herr Himmler!
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hmm
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lmaso
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roliopolio
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>>734351181
re-rolling
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wats up mu dudes
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reeet
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00 get.
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>>734347304
Rolling for the fatherland
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Rolleroni
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Rollllin
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>>734351441
We'll fuck. I guess I'm in the resistance now. Rerolling. You'll never take me alive you kraut fucks
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heil
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>>734351527
Re-rolen
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Rolling for Eva Braun.
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Ayy
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>>734351441
where can i watch prison break season 5?
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>>734351674
Okay then. Hope I will survive.
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>>734347304
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rollingu
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>>734351691
please someone help me, a streaming site?
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>>734347304
roll
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>>734351791
two 91 in a row
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>>734347304
rollin
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Ich bin gut
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>>734347304
roll Auschwitz
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>>734351984
ALLIES HELP
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Hier sind meine papieren soldat
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rollerino
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.
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>>734347304
gimme Blondie.
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>>734352060
reroll
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>>734347304
roll
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>>734347304
Roll
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>>734352625
HAHA! RELEASED!
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>>734352701
re
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>>734347304
rollerino
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rollolo
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roll
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>>734347304
rollerin
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>>734352927
reroll because Lost papers
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Roll no jew no jew no jew
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Re roll
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Rolling for the holocaust
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Never wanted quite so bad
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>>734353289
Rip me oh well I tried
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>>734347304
oh boy here we go
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>>734353188
Fuck yeah him the kommadant of auschwitz
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bimp
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>>734353424
reroll
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Heil Hitler
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spastic
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I could be a use for you, my führer
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these threads are getting more and more detailed
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>>734347304
Eich leiven!
Roll
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>>734353760
Reroll
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>>734353793
Re-Re-roll
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>>734353924
Fug, reroll
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rolling for cool boy allied spy
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Rollen
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>>734354130
fug im disabled re-rolling for breakout
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>>734354216
Jawohl
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>>734347304
Mein papers sir.
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>>734354474
I don't want to take a shower!
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>>734347304
Roll
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>>734347304
Ich würfle
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s
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Hieg Seil
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Mein Fuhrer check em
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>>734355010
Es lebe Deutschland
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>>734347304
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>734355115
Hier kommen die DUBS
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>>734355221
rerollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>734355171

rerolling
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>>734347304
roll
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>>734347304
roll.
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>>734347304
Just passing by
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>>734355461
re
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re roll
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>>734347304
Jew here
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Oy vey.
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Victims, what goes?
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>>734347304
>>734355651
Time to fight some goys
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Güten tag, mein herr!
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>>734355747
How embarrassing, i know the papers are here somewhere...
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Rollerino
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>>734347304
Hallo der Herr!
Roll
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>>734347304
Roland
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>>734347304
Führer get!
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>>734356277
well fuck me
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>>734347304
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14 88 motherfucker!!!
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Heil!
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reroll
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>>734356634
O shit
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bonjour
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hey
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>>734347304
roll
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>>734347304
Ruln
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>>734347304
guten morgen offizier, mein unterlagen.
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rull
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>>734357017
oh, enschuldigung bitte! re roll
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>>734357081
>1 ▶
>>>734357017 (You)
re roll once again
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>>734357193
well, i died...
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>>734347304
Heil ze Fuhrër!
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Hallo. Ich gut Deutschen citizen, ja?
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Das ist kein Fuhrer?
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rol lol
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>>734347304
H-here are my papers go- fellow Aryan.
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>>734357927
reroll
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>>734357951
hisss! I've been discovered!
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>>734358087
Nice try goyims!
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>>734347304
Relington
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>>734358234
Fuck reroll
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>>734347304
RRRRROOLL
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>>734347304
la ilaha illallah
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>>734347304
Siegheil Volksgenosse! Ich hoffe mit meinen Papieren ist alles in Ordnung?
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ROLL AGAIN, I AM NOT GAY
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rollio
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>>734347304
Rolling
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Eollo
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Fuck Roll
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Roll sh!t
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>>734347304
roll
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>>734347304
reroll
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Zig hoil
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>>734347304
ich hoffe doch das alles stimmt!
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Fick dich ich mach was ich will.
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>>734347487
Rollerrinow
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>>734360140
Ich rerolle
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>>734360241
Klar, niemand kann mich halten! Rerollen
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>>734360352
Haha! Ich hatte immer gewüsst, bin ich ein Deutscher
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Okkk
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sieg heil
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>>734360577
re
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>>734347304
Rollin
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>>734347304
rell
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>>734347304
rerell
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>>734347304
ich rolle!
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>>734355223
Idiot
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>>734361130
ich rolle erneut
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>>734361291
Widerstandsrolle
>>
Rollen
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ja mein Fürher
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>>734347304
Get out of my way faggots
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Komm schon, roll schön für mich...
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>>734361351
das ist nicht güt
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>>734361410
> Fak
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>>734347304


Roll for Indiana Jones
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Heil
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Relll
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>>734361491
reroll for single handedly killing the guards
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Jawohl, Herr Offizier!
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>>734361404

"Out of my way. Off to the Death camp"
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>>734347304
Rollerino
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rolllllllll
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>>734347304
Trying to kill some gnazi skum
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>>734361641
aw fuck yeah, lets get to scalpin
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ok
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These papers legit asshat?
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>>734360858
That plan was retarded
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>>734361614
Sig, reroll
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>>734361697
ugh
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Jden11123
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What's that over there?
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>>734361687
slunk away to fight another day
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>>734361751
god damnit
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>>734347304
rullar
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>>734347304
ROLLIN FOR SS
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>>734347304
rolling nigggggr
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RE ROLL TO FIND REAL IDENTITY
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Denkel12
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Dererjg555
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>>734347304
rollen
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For the reich <
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Bin nur auf der Durchreise.
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REICHMAN
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Re-roll
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>>734362088
fuck me
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>>734347304
rollen
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Rolll
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>>734347304
Dfc
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Rerolll
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Rölling.
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>>734347304
Rollin'
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>>734347304
no juden here, boss
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>>734362724
Mein Gött, ich bin Jude.

Rerölling.
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>>734362898
>tfw Shoahed
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>>734347304
>>
reroll
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Hail Hitler
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They see me rollin' they hatin'
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>>734347304
Just following orders.
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>>734347304
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gott mitt uns
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