we nerf each other's superpowers can heal my own

>>734344613
But only if you are holding a pickle

Mine is i always role quads

>>734344613
By getting a nigger to ejaculate in the wound

>>734344613
*pulls this fucking thread is dead card out*

>>734344740
by getting two niggers to ejaculate in the wound

>>734344733
but only when a dick is in your ass


can run at the speed of light

>>734344733
You can only roll dubs

mine is shrinking to the size of an ant at will

>>734344954
but you cant see and youre stuck in time

>i stop procrastinationg forever

>>734345062
but later


can make diamonds out of shit

>>734345132
whale shit only

>>734345132
Shit has to be at least 3 million years old

>>734345043
You retard that's not how it works. You can't nerf flying by replacing it with levatating. If his power is to roll quads he rolls quads BUT there's an extra condition like every time he posts on 4chan he has to have jizz on his hands.

>>734344954
takes 2 hours to slow down propperly


i can see the future

>>734344733
Only if it's to call yourself a faggot.

I no longer suffer the negative side effects of drinking.

>>734345132
Only your shit while it's in you.

I can burp into other peoples' mouths

>>734345283
Also i can shoot fireballs

>>734345342
you have visions of what your shit looks like in the future

>>734345381
but only male balls

i can summon every being, alive,dead, and non-existent

My superpower is to get dubs

>>734345342
but only 3 seconds ahead
can shoot dimaonds out of my asshole without damaging it

>>734345381
but you burn everything you hold dear

>i will be a better martial artist than bruce lee

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>>734345554
One off

>>734345132
By digesting it

My power is to aquire other peoples knowledge

>>734345334
You're not the boss of me. I'll nerf his fucking quads if I wanna nerf his fucking quads! I AM THE NERF MASTER!!!

>>734345342
but only after you eat your own cum


I can grow a beard at will

>>734345628
but only the useless bits


can make myself invisible

>>734345628
Knowledge about spiders only

>>734345662

It grows with the consistency and appearance of straggly pubic hair

I can see in the dark just as well as I can the day time!

>>734345519
But you have to give your life for theirs...

I have telekinesis

>>734345628
but you get dementia

>my power is that i have a secret space where i can have 2 hrs each day for myself and work or train or sleep, and it doesnt count as life time so i also get to live longer

>>734345662
you a proportional amount of hair

>>734345742

Only when other people can't see you. If they look at you, you become visible again.

My power is to be able to win any debate

>>734345794
how the fuck is this a superpower?

>>734345773
only while pissing

>>734345871
But only if you admit that youre wrong

Mine is that I can travel by the speed of light

>>734345617
You have all the knowledge required to be a better martial artist, but only while you're inside another woman

I can stop time

>>734345794

Science and the media hound you for your secret. Eventually you are found out, declared a threat against humankind, and exterminated by the government of your country.

>>734345871
but only on the internet
can make pizza from anything

>>734345794
You have to have a full length and nonstop conversation with someone for 2 hrs every time you want to go there

>>734345955
but you can never stop
can make any baby stop crying

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>>734345662
but you never hit puberty

>I can nerf all powers and I cannot be nerfed by anyone or anything

>>734345986
But it tastes like shit

I poop diamonds with real value

>>734344613
but not if you are asleep

>>734345986
the pizza is alway revolting

>>734346053
kill the baby in the process
I can ejaculate with the force of 1000 suns

>>734346053
But you mute them for life

I can regrow any bodyparts that i want

>>734345986
The pizza always tastes like watermelon

I can talk to animals

>>734346085
but not in this thread
can make fat turn to muscular mass

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>>734346085

God deletes you for being a faggot and trying to bait the thread with a stupid broken response

Seriously, fuck you, you fucking child

>>734345653
The joke is that he got dubs in the original post you fuckwit.

>>734345590
only on a high carbon diet

i can controll luck

>>734346085
but you have no powers

>i can alter the genetics of my body how i want it in every cell immediately

>>734346181
they can't talk back :(

>>734346152
you get recoiled back with the same force
can jump 100 meters up and land without killing myself

>>734346152

If you do, it'll tear your dick open and you'll need reconstructive surgery.

I have a perfect memory, but can choose to forget specific memories if I like.

>>734346085
But only if you roll Dubs

I can turn into any animal at will

Inb4 only in gay bars

>>734346290
you don't understand genetics enough to do anything with it
I never have to breath

>>734345590
after eating diamonds and pressed air

>>734346181
but not to humans


can get my dad admit anime is real

>>734346194
Only if you eat straight Mayo constantly.

I can masturbate and cum in 30 seconds

>>734346302

The resulting landing creates an extremely powerful blastwave. If you do so within 100m of a person, they'll be obliterated. Good luck doing that in a city.

>>734346152
This kills you and only you
>>734346164
You have to eat the body part that fell off
>>734346098
You lose the ability to taste all food

>>734344613
what the hell does 'nerf' mean in this context?

>>734346358
ehhm, but i can read so i just can buy a book or look at human genome project.

>>734346396
But first you have to masturbate for 16 hours

Im a dwarf

>>734346385
only after you jack him off

Mine is i can travel through time

>>734346396
you only ever cum in 30 seconds

>>734346385

He becomes a disgusting waifu-obsessed shut in and your whole family blames you for it

>>734344954
only at night

can stop any sign of depression

>>734345794
but everyone could use it.

read minds

>>734346442

Howbout you read the thread, dickhead? Figure it out

>>734346474
But every time you travel, you age 1 year

I can fly

>>734346444
your brain specifically rejects genetics knowledge

>>734346474
but only once, for one second, every second


I can run at superhuman speeds without expending any energy

>>734346483
Only giving it to someone else

>>734346452
But you have to be constantly drunk

I can suck a dude off and not be gay

>>734346474
but only 3 seconds in the past or future


can git gud at dark souls

>>734346442
no thanks, I don't want to catch whatever you people have.

>>734346571
But you jizz in your pants every time you stop

>>734346474
only to the point you last took a shit or your next shit


I can kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I never run out of either

>>734345794
You have to fuck hobo for key to your wonderland

>>734346483
every time you stop some depression you go a little more schizo
I'm completely hairless

>>734346594
>But you have to be constantly drunk
So a regular dwarf then?

>>734346554
no,it doesnt. you cant alter my conciousness.

>>734346538
but you are swarmed by bees every time you do

>>734346483
But you look like a nigger

Never have to shit again

>>734346663
hardly a downside

>>734346734
but people constantly shit on you

>>734346724
why not

>>734346646
can no longer piss or shit in the toilet

>>734346674
but you can't chew ass and kick bubble gum


can shoot a .45 out of my index finger

>>734346594
But only if the dude is gay.

I can teleport to any location that i have seen before.

>>734346725
Thats fucking dope, i love honey

my superpower is that i can THINK OF AND USE the BEST superpower that exists, which cannot be nerfed to uselessness and ist unattainable by you faggots.

>>734346734
You are always full of shit

>>734346886
you never made that post

>>734346594
This is the only way you can get an orgasm

>>734346844
But you forget 3 locations everytime you teleport

I can revive dead people

>>734344613
I can bend matter to my will

>>734346841
You can only fire blanks

>>734346783
because then it wouldnt be me and the superpower wouldnt be given to me but an altered copy of myself.

>>734346841
only if it's aiming at your waifu's eyeball

>>734346957
ahh i see
whore

>>734346950
only when I bend your mother over a coffee table

>>734346852
And they are pissed off at you

I exist

>>734345590
They are shit-tier diamonds, they're worth nothing on the market

I can never get tired, both physically and psychologically

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>>734346215
your tears are delicious

>>734346886
But you are a faggot

>>734347022
no you don't

>>734347022
but noone notices

>>734347022
But only if you roll dubs.

>>734346886
You get this power but never actually discover what it is

>>734347019
I am them, i cant be pissed at myself

I get faster cooldown times

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>>734346960
papa franku NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>734345967
On stopwatch

>>734347096
that makes no sense, if i already thought about it.

>>734346920
>I can revive dead people
But only people you hate

I can use any Stand.

>>734347025
But you can't ever nut

I can disguise as anything

>>734344613
I can get every girl and they and I have nigger-immunity.

>>734346920
only people you realy known

i can turn parts of me into parts of animals

>>734347220
But men called Dave can see through it

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>>734347018 lol go for it pic kinda related

>>734347189
Only if you are a virgin

>>734345769
But you become 100% deaf and mute while using your power

I can die and come back to life at my will

>>734347241
only because you are a nigger
I can sleep in every day

>>734347220
But everything else is invisible to you whilst you are disguised.

I can shoot lasers out my eyes at will

>>734347241
Your dick shrinks by half an inch every time you nut

>>734347254
You don't have control of the animal body parts

>>734347254
but can't change back

can see thru walls

>>734345967
You stop yourself as well so time it's stopped forever

I can understand what animals say

>>734345363
You can't get drunk either

I can convince anyone of anything

decide to live in which time i want after i die

>>734347466
They all fucking hate you

>>734344613
I have a mastery over time and fate.

>>734347466
but they have a thick scottish accent

>>734347340
But you can wake up only by someone shaking you.

>>734347413
only the emotional walls you put up
I can never get into car accidents

>>734347413
you are blind

>>734347546
That's even better

>>734347413
You can't unsee through walls, losing the ability to tell where walls are

I can control the winds of the planet

>>734347548
But the car will become alive like in the pixar movie every full moon and grow a big car dick and fill your pucker with car semen

I can do a backflip

>>734347548
You'r only transportation is a bicycle.

I can have orgasms at will

>>734347478
After they freely agree to have sex with you.

>>734347548
but everytime you drive to work or to somewhere important, there happen car accidents only because youre around.

>>734347653
When you land you shit yourself

>>734344613
> can heal my own wounds very fast

but only by sucking another mans dick

>>734347497
As a female ethnic minority of he place and time

>>734347653
But only if no one will see it, no video recording either.

I never have to pay for anything.

>>734347369
lasers bring your eye balls to boiling point leaving you blind first time you use the power.

I have typical rpg extra dimensional "inventory box" where i can store and retrieve items at any time

>>734347753
But people kick you in the balls if you don't pay

>>734347655
This makes your nose bleed... alot

>>734347753
You are always suspected of shoplifting and persecuted every time


I can grow tits at will and sustain myself with my own breastmilk

>>734347801
Only fidget spinners

>>734347753
but you dont get paid for anything either

>>734347879
They are an A cup

>>734347801
Items removed from the inventory are always coated in a layer of human feces.

I can morph into anyone I want.

>>734347801
You lose things in there constantly

The ability to know what song is playing on the radio at all times

>>734346442

>NERF, generally a term used when something is made less effective or less powerful. Similar to NERF brand toys, guns that fire foam bullets.

You might say, " PALADINS ARE BULLSHIT, THEY NEED A NERF!"

>>734347801
The dimensinal box is full of shit and vomit and you have to keep your items in it.

>>734347879
but your dickfalls off if you do

>>734345769
but you're blind

>>734346844
With 10% chance to stuck in wall and die

To get a gf

>>734347941
no need for money if you dont have to pay for anything, shithead

>>734347958
How is that nerfing my power? I don't grow them to seduce men

>>734347316
But everytime you come back your dick gets an inch shorter.

>>734348042
its a trap

>>734346152
How the fuck is that a nerf?

>>734348057
i might have to rethink this whole "money" thing, i guess.

>>734345769
Your blind though

Can shapeshift to look like anyone or any animal

>>734347879
You have only one small tit in the center of your chest


I can switch between the two sexes and always be a hot guy/girl

>>734347923
I have tears in my eyes

>>734348255
but you need to live as this animal for at least a week.

J.J. Abrams ruins everything he touches eventually. I'ma J.J. nerf ya niggas.

>>734344613
J.J. say, you get sent back in time to another dimension. You are constantly being assaulted. You can heal quickly, so you do not die, for a very long time. Also the air is poison, so your ability only makes you just strong enough to barely function.

>>734345554
You can get dubs anytime. But then some villain of the week stabs you and you bleed out over some dank memes.Your head hits the keyboard in a way where all you do is ctrl-v and nobody realizes your dead. You got J.J.d!

>>734348257
everyone on earth is intersex

I never have to charge my electronics

>>734348257

Society doesn't recognize gender. It's a social construct.
I know when people are about to sneeze

>>734348257
You have herpes anyways

Can squirt semen as a defensive (not sexual) act like a squid with ink.

>>734345628
You become so intelligent the writers can't really figure out your motivation. So you do some really esoteric shit. The story arch seems pretty interesting until the writers get bored because they never knew what the fuck they were doing. One day you're just as dumb as ever and nobody says anything about it again.

J

J

Mother

Fucking

Abrams!!!!!!