Hey B!! I was wondering if there was a setting or something here

Gr8 b8 m8

>>734344426
Newfag alert

>>734345239
Is that code for something? Will I need to type that in to something else? I know mainly hackers inhabit this site. I'm not to tech savvy but I have an iPhone 5s currently.

>>734344426
You'd think you'd be scared off by the endless gore threads.

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So low quality bait it's sad. You should try and end your life instead of coming on 4chan and "pretending" to be retarded (even tho you actually are). End everything

BAIT HARDER

>>734345911
I turned off my computer for a long time after stumbling into one of those nightmares. I was so scared of the police showing up since I thought it was illegal I called my cousin (who is a cop a state over) and came clean about what I had seen. He said that specifically isn't illegal, but I should be careful clicking links and for other things. They should be illegal geez. That's why I'm looking for a filter setting.

>>734345791

It's actually quite simple, you simply read it like you would say it out loud.

Gr8 sounds like great
B8 sounds like bait
M8 sounds like mate

He's actually saying "great bait, mate"

>>734346026
That doesn't make any sense what you just said. Also, why would a fish talk to a hand? I won't even signify that with a witty anecdote...

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They're are algorerythmic driven sites that can filter the page for you.

>>734346281
Those are numbers new friend. Not letters.

>>734346503
Where do I type them in though?

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>>734346735
I'm getting a funny feels about about (((you))).

>>734347149
Aide question, of this site is supposedly anonymous, how come when people reply to my posts it says (you). I though this was a proxy site that was an untraceable safe haven for hackers? How does it know it's me?

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>>734347722
[[[they]]] feed your ip cookies then store you're anon in a hollowed out mountain in Utah.

>>734348008
uhhh, I don't think I'm comfortable with them keeping my comings and goings in a cave in Utah.... how can I delete my history of their server B rose?!

>>734344426
I know this is b8 but what's the point of this?
I mean yeah other than couple replies?

>>734348953
I want to know how to turn the 4chan filter on so I can browse safely. My wife makes me keep the laptop downstairs out in the open now because I used to be pornography addict. I got help and have been clean for years now. I just want to see the cool stuff on this site without the death as pornagraphy and bad language if at all possible. Mainly the pornagraphy as it is a huge a trigger and the gore is just plain obscene.

>>734344426
Yeah, but first, you've got to visit /pol/ they're the politically correct board and will help you out

go back to rediit you faggot

>>734349667
See this is what I'm taking about. I did nothing but ask a question and I'm imediatly attacked. I can take it tho. I just want the porn and gore to be filtered

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>>734349843
As (you) can obviously see the (((filters))) are a work in progress. But in the future all posts are going to go through some kind of approval process; it has to be.

Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl... who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar... she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it... alone... in my room... with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life.

>>734350190
Not sure what feeding a bunch of weird people spaghetti has to do with this thread, but by telling people not to reply, you just replied ya ding bat! XD

>>734350242
That would be nice. When does the beta come out?!

>>734350319
That's terrible friend, but I think you accidentally replied to the wrong post.

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>>734350634
your the beta.