ARE YOU? fill out this list and I will tell you the reason.

1) Movie: n/a
2) Song: n/a
3) Book: n/a
4) Drug: n/a
5) Drink: n/a
6) Porn: n/a
7) Sex: >implying
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: n/a
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734342263
I am a Psychiatrist btw

>>734342451
no wonder. my medical opinion is killself now. Sorry

>>734342451
you must like something? anything?

>>734342622
:(

>>734342821
why so sad? let me help you.

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1. There Will Be Blood
2. Pushit - Tool
3. Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas
4. Alcohol
5. Rum & Coke
6. Big Ass
7. Doggie Style
8. Louie CK
9. Fooly Cooly
10. /f/

>>734342263
1) Movie: The Machinist
2) Song: "Grand Canyon" by Puscifer
3) Book: "Gravity's Rainbow" by Thomas Pynchon
4) Drug: Salvia
5) Drink: Ardbeg Corryvreckan scotch
6) Porn: Emily Grey or Emily Bloom
7) Sex: Doggy style?
8) Comedian: Lewis Black or Bill Burr
9) TV Show: "Better Call Saul"
10)4chan board: /b/

Movie: none
Song: none
Book: R.U.R.
Drug: none
Porn:BDSM, rape, ...
Sex: male
Comedian: none
TV show; lost
board: f

>>734342263

>Favorite:
>1) Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
>2) Song: Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition - XIV. The Hut on Fowl's Legs (Baba-Yagá)
>3) Book: The Holy Bible
>4) Drug: Nicotine
>5) Drink: Red wine
>6) Porn: Shemale on Female
>7) Sex: Anal
>8) Comedian: Lewis Black
>9) TV Show: House of Cards
>10)4chan board: /b/

>>734343208
ma nigga

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>>734342263
1) Movie: The Lobster
2) Song: Shake Hands With Beef
3) Book: Rape of Grath
4) Drug: Wheed
5) Drink: Beer
6) Porn: Clothed
7) Sex: Male
8) Comedian: Louis CK
9) TV Show: Rick & Morty
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734343167
the problem here my son is that your mother smothered you since the big ass fetish

>>734342263
>1) Movie:
Blow. Or Once Upon a Time in the West.

>2) Song:
I dunno all time. At the moment Organ Donor by J Shadow probably.

>3) Book:
Papillon.

>4) Drug:
All time favourite - weed. Any day. Best one of effects - acid by far.

>5) Drink:
Bourbon. Bulleit is my go to.

>6) Porn:
Group cumshots, anal, violent petite.

>7) Sex:
Rough.

>8) Comedian:
Not really into comedians. If I had to pick one I'd either pick that angry Welsh guy, or the Australian dude, Jim Jeffries is it?

>9) TV Show:
Ever? Probably Band of Brothers. At the moment, Walking Dead I guess or GoT.

>10)4chan board:

/b/

>>734343167
> Luois CK
White trash

>>734343208
The diagnosis is that you never finished the anal stage which is why you like doggy so much.

>>734343393
DJ Shadow*

>>734343413
>f
actually its Bill Hicks the more I think about it.

>>734343243
Diagnosis: Healthy white male, large cock. Good upbringing, except for liking Lost, that I cannot explain.

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>>734342263
Movie: Tombstone
Song: Hard to choose... so I'll go under the criteria of a song I would absolutely never skip, ever. Rush - Mystic Rhythms.
Book: Killer Angels by Michael Shaara
Drug: Don't care for drugs but I suppose my favorite of those I've tried would be adderall.
Drink: Tea
Porn: Oral
Sex: Position, I guess? Cowgirl
Comedian: Dave Chappelle
4chan board: /b/

>>734343258
Problem here is the small penis, therefore likng Red wine also raped by priests. Sorry

>>734343496
Yes! How the fuck did I forget about him!?!

I'm changing my answer to Bill Hicks. >>734343393

>>734343496
White skin... Tanned teeth

>>734343423
you're right actually, gj

>>734343323
The problem here is that you resent your father for leaving, since then you started liking clothed Porn.

>>734342263
28 days later
telescope (atm)
dont got one
weed
horchata i guess
anime stuff
male
lui ck i guess
/b/

>>734343393
Diagnosis: You are really insecure about your feet, since you enjoy rough sex so people will not notice your corns.

1- interstellar/ forest gump/ the Martian
2-I'm sorry- Joyner Lucas
3- n/a
4-n/a
5- water shiet is healthy and Coca Cola
6-lesbian ig?
7- doggy?
8-Kevin hart
9- sons of anarchy/breaking bad/ house
10- /b/

>>734342263
Movie: scarface
Song: poetic justice
Book: eldest
Drug: Coke
Drink: Heineken
Porn: amateur girls sucking dick with their friends
Sex: anal/fast HJ
Comedian: Chris rock
TV show: death note/breaking bad
Board: /b/ ofc

>>734342263
1) salt of the earth
2) lingus - snarky puppy
3) the long earth
4) weed
5) beer
6) incest
7) yet
8) idk
9) the path
10) /wsg/

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>>734343629
Hicks was awesome, but it got too polemical at random. Luois is like a mix between Hicks and Carlin with pretty gross degenerations. Thought Hicks is legend.

>movie
Inside Llewyn Davis
>song
Can't say a song, but I listen to a lot of hardcore
>book
Crime and Punishment
>drug
Fuck drugs
>drink
Sprite
>porn
Pov
>sex
Lul
>comedian
I dunno, Bill Burr maybe. Dimitri Martin is also really good.
>tv show
The Office
>boars
This one

Pls tell me ;_;

>>734343584
You were underfed, since you enjoy tea to calm those imagined stomach aches, also you are a closeted gay muslim.

Favorite:
1) Movie: Lolita (1997)
2) Song: Die Antwoord - Happy Go Sucky Fucky
3) Book: The Looking Glass Wars
4) Drug: n/a
5) Drink: Coconut Rum
6) Porn: Fetish Hentai
7) Sex: 69 (unironically)
8) Comedian: George Carlin
9) TV Show: Rick and Morty
10) 4chan board: /d/

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>>734342263
NOT ALONE


Here is why

1) Movie: Pulp Fuction
2) Song: Moby - porcelain
3) Book: Eckhart Tolle - Power of Now
4) Drug: Use to do Weed, mushrooms and LSD, i dont do anything anymore, only wine sometimes
5) Drink: Juice
6) Porn: Asian/bate porn
7) Sex: Male
8) Comedian: Conan o'brien
9) TV Show: N/A
10)4chan board: /pol/, /b/, /sci/

Movie: Psycho
Song: Catgroove - Parov Stelar
Book: William - HP lovecraft
Drug: n/a
Drink: Wine
Porn: Loli/Tentacles
Sex: slow
Comedian: n/a
TV Show: iZombie i guess
4chan Board: co

>>734342263
I don't have favourites

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>>734343732
But before he left he went on and called me Sue

>>734343827
Diagnosis; High Functioning Autism, since you cannot bother with templates, non-functional brain patterns.

1) Movie: halloween
2) Song: see no evil-television
3) Book: a clockwork orange
4) Drug: pot
5) Drink: whisky
6) Porn: voyeur
7) Sex: male
8) Comedian: Donald Glover
9) TV Show: south park
10)4chan board:/r9k/

>>734343854
Diagnosis: Secretly you raped your dog when you were young since then you enjoy Lesbian porn in order to outcuck self.

1 Pacific rim
2 You can't quit me baby - Qotsa
3 Balsac and the small chinese tailor
4 video games
5 Pokka Ice Tea
6 Anal amateur teen
7 HJ + BJ
8 Tom Cruise
9 Friends
10 /b/

>>734342263

1) Movie: Forrest Gump
2) Song: Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark
3) Book: N/A
4) Drug: None but would like to try weed or LSD
5) Drink: None alcoholic
6) Porn: hentai
7) Sex: M
8) Comedian: Louie C.K.
9) TV Show: Sense8
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734343862
Diagnosis. Cerebral Palsy, since then you like fast handjobs.

1) Movie: The Green Mile
2) Song: Adagio for Strings
3) Book: The Mistborn Series
4) Drug: N/A
5) Drink: Disaronno
6) Porn: Indian/Desi. Generally brown chicks
7) Sex: Cowgirl
8) Comedian: Frankie Boyle
9) TV Show: The U.S. Office
10)4chan board: soc

>>734342263
>1) Movie: None
>2) Song: Paradise lost - hollywood undead
>3) Book: The shadow of the wind
>4) Drug: None
>5) Drink: Scotch
>6) Porn: Gangbang/Trap
>7) Sex: Good joke
>8) Comedian: Donald j trump
>9) TV Show: None
>10)4chan board: /b/

>>734343907
Diagnosis. you are a healthy female, only problem you were born in a mans body. Sex reassignment is recommended. Since you enjoy the path.

1) Movie: probably kill bill
2) Song: rise against - behind closed doors
3) Book: a song of ice and fire - a clash of kings
4) Drug: none
5) Drink: Gin and tonic
6) Porn: black girls
7) Sex: im a male
8) Comedian: Gabriel iglesias
9) TV Show: scrubs
10)4chan board: b/b

The Thing (1982)
The Boy with the Thorn in his Side by the Smiths
Animal Farm by George Orwell
LSD
Tea
I refrain from watching porn
Male
Dave Chappelle
Regular Show
/mu/ or /b/

>>734343922
Diagnosis. Underage..cannot respond. since you like POV sex

1) Movie: American Psycho
2) Song: Gook - Denzel Curry
3) Book: Looking For Alaska
4) Drug: Acid
5) Drink: Miller
6) Porn: Dillon Harper
7) Sex: M
8) Comedian: Bill Burr
9) TV Show: Rick & Morty
10)4chan board: /o/

Drive
Clan in da front wu tang clan
The communist manifesto
Weed
Whisky
Lesbian
Male
I dont care
Tv show is cancer
B

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>>734344304
???
Fast hj= cerebral palsy

1) Movie: new jack city
2) Song: russ - exposed
3) Book: -
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: beer
6) Porn: thick or bbw depends on mood
7) Sex: ?
8) Comedian: dont know any english speaking comedians
9) TV Show: Family Guy
10)4chan board: /b or /r9k

>>734343992
Diagnosis: Closeted Gay black male. Since you take no drugs.

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>>734344227

>>734344006
Diagnosis: acute drug problem, no social skills, since you like Moby, also you have turrets.

>>734344453
idk the path is just comfy to me

1) Movie: Honestly can't decide
2) Song: In my time of dying - Led Zeppelin/Stranger Things - Periphery
3) Book: The Lord of The Rings
4) Drug: LSD/MDMA/Weed
5) Drink: Beer/Soda
6) Porn: Yes
7) Sex: Male
8) Comedian: Dave Chappelle
9) TV Show: It's always sunny in philadelphia/The Office
10)4chan board: /b/

I'll bite.

1) Movie: Fight CLub
2) Song: N/A
3) Book: 1984
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: Vodka
6) Porn: BDSM
7) Sex: que?
8) Comedian: Frankie Boyle
9) TV Show: Futurama
10)4chan board:/b/

>>734342263
>1) Movie: dead poet's society
>2) Song: caetano veloso - o quereres
>3) Book: haruki murakami - norwegian wood
>4) Drug: cigarettes (if it's not a drug to you, maybe weed then)
>5) Drink: beer
>6) Porn: lesbian
>7) Sex: innovative
>8) Comedian: not really into
>9) TV Show: freaks and geeks
>10)4chan board: r9k

>>734344021
Diagnosis: Bi polar, and closeted Muslim, since you like slow sex.

1) Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
2) Song: Ram Jam - Black Betty
3) Book: The Black Company series
4) Drug: Marijuana
5) Drink: Rockstars
6) Porn: Creampie
7) Sex: Any
8) Comedian: Gabriel Iglesias
9) TV Show: Firefly
10)4chan board: Tie between /b/k/tg/

1) Movie: se7en
2) Song: Broken - seether
3) Book: Bring me the head of prince charming
4) Drug: whats that
5) Drink: beer (yolo)
6) Porn: lez
7) Sex: dogy
8) Comedian: jack black
9) TV Show: stranger tings
10)4chan board: gif

judge me

>>734344047
Diagnosis: Closeted Hindu

>>734344082
Also he did not rape you, it is a false memory.

>>734342263
1) Movie: lalaland
2) Song: wo qui non coin by the seatbelts
3) Book: Intentional Dissonance
4) Drug: insomnia
5) Drink: hydrogen dioxoxide
6) Porn: weeb shit
7) Sex: i dont like it
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: some obscure weeb shit
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734344147
Diagnosis: acute autism since you like Donald Grover, also you are a rapist.

>>734342263

1) Movie: Ran
2) Song: Der Abschied (Mahler)
3) Book: Eichmann in Jerusalem
4) Drug: creativity
5) Drink: skimmed milk
6) Porn: submissive females
7) Sex: see 6
8) Comedian: Richard Ayoade
9) TV Show: The Wire
10) 4chan board: /b/

>>734342263
1) Movie: maybe Inception or Forrest Gump
2) Song: cant pick one, atm Black Hole Sun
3) Book: nop
4) Drug: nop
5) Drink: pálinka
6) Porn: anal
7) Sex: ?
8) Comedian: nop
9) TV Show: Breaking Bad
10)4chan board: /b/ and /gif

>>734342263
1) n/a
2) オンリーワンダー
3) The Art of Computer Programming
4) LSD
5) Gin Tonic
6) n/a
7) n/a
8) n/a
9) n/a
10) /b/

>>734344280
Diagnosis: You are reall dead inside, since you like Tom Cruise, also you are a Body Thetan.

>>734344990
He bit like a crocodile!

1) Movie: The Perks of Being a Wallflower or whatever
2) Song: Teen Spirit/Cocoa butter kisses/heavenly father/macintosh plus/a little piece of heaven and another 100 songs
3) Book: Going Bovine/ A catcher in a rye
4) Drug: Sour diesel
5) Drink: Water/Ginger ale
6) Porn: Nothing gay
7) Sex: N/a
8) Comedian: N/a
9) TV Show: Rick and Morty/Shameless/Futurama/South Park
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734343862
>heineken
i feel bad for you

>>734344286
Diagnosis: Severe depression caused by being raped by Aunt but you were just a baby when it happened. since you like hentai.

>>734345070
Donald glover's amazing you fucking nigger

1) Movie: Good Will Hunting
2) Song: Yellow Submarine
3) Book: Norwegian Wood
4) Drug: n/a
5) Drink: Liquid
6) Porn: anything with Jada Stevens
7) Sex: n.a
8) Comedian: George Carlin
9) TV Show: Rick and Morty
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734345292
I don't even like alcohol shits nasty, if I wanna get blasted I buy some coca or acid

>>734344334
Diagnosis: Acute Suicidal Disorder since you visit soc while you snort salt pretending it is cocaine.

>>734342263
1) Movie: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
2) Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRsuhyyy5FQ
3) Book: Ender's Game
4) Drug: Ecstasy
5) Drink: Dr Pepper or Mocha
6) Porn: POV Blowjobs
7) Sex: Cowgirl / Doggy
8) Comedian: John Mulaney
9) TV Show: Gravity Falls or Breaking Bad
10)4chan board: /gif/

>>734344434
Diagnosis: Dead

>>734342263
1) can't decide
2) Hurriganes - My only one
3) HH- false gods
4) weed
5) beer and wine are on the same par
6) furry...
7) male
8) don't know
9) Game of thrones
10) /b/

>>734342263
1) Movie: Click 2006
2) Song: EcueD & Roald Velden - Moments
3) Book: White Fang
4) Drug: coke
5) Drink: also coke
6) Porn: shemale
7) Sex: 69
8) Comedian: Aries Spears
9) TV Show: Silicon Valley
10)4chan board: b

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>>734345297
I wish

>>734344470
Diagnosis: School Shooter waiting to happen ever since you fell from stairs, severe brain damage present, since you like Gin and Tonic and Gabriel Iglesias.

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1) Movie: Dead Man
2) Song: Lateralus
3) Book: The Count of Monte Cristo
4) Drug: Masturbation
5) Drink: Long Island
6) Porn: Lesbian
7) Sex: bj
8) Comedian: Anthony Hopkins
9) TV Show: meh
10)4chan board: adv

>>734342263
>1) Movie: Inglorious Basterds
>2) Song: I Want to break free
>3) Book: Game of Thrones
>4) Drug: Ecstasy
>5) Drink: Beer
>6) Porn: Hardcore
>7) Sex: Doggy Style
>8) Comedian: Rafinha Bastos (brazilian btw)
>9) TV Show: Game of Thrones
>10)4chan board: b

>1) Movie: no idea
>2) Song: listening to a lot of fidlar right now, I just wanna die is guud
>3) Book: haven't read many but the satanic bible was interesting
>4) Drug: weed but I don't smoke anymore
>5) Drink: in general it's cola, alcoholic it's vodka
>6) Porn: fresh nudes
>7) Sex: girl on top
>8) Comedian: bill burr
>9) TV Show: rick and morty
>10)4chan board: /b/

>>734344480
Diagnosis: Black female with rape fetish, since you were born in Jail. It is the reason you like Males. and /mu/

1) Movie: The Usual Suspects
2) Song: Gimme Shelter
3) Book: Ender's Game
4) Drug: Adderall
5) Drink: Orange juice
6) Porn: Blowjob
7) Sex: 69
8) Comedian: George Carlin
9) TV Show: Breaking Bad
10)4chan board: /b/

1) Movie: Braveheart
2) Song: Wish you were here, Pink Floyd
3) Book: 1984/Animal Farm, George Orwell
4)Drug, Haven't in a while
5)Drink, Sazerac
6)Amateur
7)Sex: Getting my balls sucked
8)Comedian: Jim Gaffigan
9)TV Show: I'd rather read a book
10)4chan board: Not an avid user, don't know.

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>>734342263
1) Movie: Watchmen
2) Song: Raubtier - Panszarmarsch
3) Book: The dark tower series
4) Drug: n/a
5) Drink: Pear cognac
6) Porn: Lezdom/facesitting
7) Sex: n/a
8) Comedian: Bill Burr
9) TV Show: GoT
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734344572
Diagnosis: Healthy Asian male, only trouble is the high IQ, since you like Acid.

>>op
1) any funny thing actually I like to laugh
2) I have none but I'd go with smells like teen spirt by nirvana
3)I don't read much but if it's comics ill say batman
4) weed
5) whisky
6) I don't watch anymore
7) sadly no but ill fuck a hooker in a month
8)Jim Carrey
9) supernatural, flash, arrow, legends of tomorrow, gotham
10) I only come here at night its /b/ just bc I can't sleep

>>734342263
1) Movie: Interstellar
2) Song: n/a
3) Book: The lobotomist
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: beer
6) Porn: n/a
7) Sex: I don't understand
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: Game of Thrones
10)4chan board: b

>>734344575
Diagnosis: Suicidal tendencies. Since you cannot follow templates. Please go on.

>1) Movie: Pulp Fiction
>2) Song: Voodoo Child
>3) Book: dont read
>4) Drug: LSD
>5) Drink: Whiskey
>6) Porn: Solo girls or lesbian
>7) Sex: Doggy
>8) Comedian: Charlie Day
>9) TV Show: Its always sunny in philadelphia
>10)4chan board: b

1) Movie: -
2) Song: Immortal - The Call of The Wintermoon
3) Book: -
4) Drug: Methamphetamine
5) Drink: GBL
6) Porn: HD POV
7) Sex: Stand and fuck
8) Comedian: -
9) TV Show: Breaking Bad

>>734344653
Diagnosis: healthy mexican women, since you enjoy no sex.

>>734344563
I'm 19 and what's wrong with pov? It helps muh immersion

>>734344810
Diagnosis: Poor white male mentally challenged, from watching Dave Chapelle.

1) Movie: DC Batman Movies, not the "real Life" ones
2) Song: Mein Gott hat den längsten
3) Book: Dan Brown's Books
4) Drug: Weed, since i never took anything else
5) Drink: Coke
6) Porn: Straight?
7) Sex: Doggy
8) Comedian: None, hate all of them
9) TV Show: Cooking Shows
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734344850
Diagnosis: Dog, since the biting.

1) Movie: Movies are too long
2) Song: Anything from Holly or Eptic
3) Book: Microsoft C# Documentation
4) Drug: Weed
5) Drink: Rakija
6) Porn: Lesbian
7) Sex: i'm male (idk what kind of question is this)
8) Comedian: N/A
9) TV Show: Rick and Morty
10)4chan board: /bant/

>>734344857
Diagnosis: Cancer, since the cigarrets

The fault in our stars
Apprentice
The fault in our stars
Ketamin
Tuborg classic
Blowjob/deep throat
Bondage
None
GOT
/pol/

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>>734342263
>Pulp Fiction
>Like a Stone (AudioSlave)
>Green Mile
>Weed
>Jack Daniels in Rootbeer
>Teen
>Norm McDonald
>Rick and Morty
>This one.

>>734346142
10/10 for accuracy. am golden retriever.

>>734344881
Diagnosis: Transexual with a fetish for eating shoes with hot sauce.

>>734344622
He thinks CP is Parkinsons

>>734346243
10/10 would hang out with

>>734344917
Diagnosis: Insecure bi polar closted gay male, since you had to ask to be judged on /b/.

>>734345957
Pretty good diagnosis, but i don't wanna die because of my social problems.

>>734342263
>1) Movie: Iron Giant
>2) Song: Paul Kalkenbrenner - Sky and Sand
>3) Book: n/a
>4) Drug: LSD
>5) Drink: Beer/expensive red wine
>6) Porn: redhead
>7) Sex: female
>8) Comedian: n/a
>9) TV Show: westworld/fargo
>10)4chan board: /k/ and /fa/

Would mean a lot to me if any of you guys could explain this one

>>734342263
1) Movie: Jurassic Park
2) Song: Miss Jane
3) Book: Jurassic Park
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: rum n coke (dont really drink)
6) Porn: amateur
7) Sex: straight
8) Comedian: louis ck
9) TV Show: Vikings
10)4chan board: /b/ ofc

>>734345068
Diagnosis: Cis gender serial masturbator since you have no sense of humor.

>>734342263
>ARE YOU? Yes.
>fill out this list
>and I will tell you the reason.
>Favorite:
>1) Movie: Ong-Bak
>2) Song: Led Zeppelin Babe I'm gonna leave you
>3) Book: CMNF(Clothed Male, Naked Female)
>7) Sex: Is really scary and I am in therapy because I'm afraid of intimacy
>8) Comedian: n/a
>9) TV Show: Alex Jones radio show. (I miss coast 2 coast).
>10)4chan board: /tg/, followed by /pol/

>>734345960
(OP I forgot my gender. Male

1) Movie: Beauty and the Beast (Original)
2) Song: Giselle - Silk
3) Book: Friedrich Nietzche - Thus Spoke Zarathustra
4) Drug: Caffeine
5) Drink: Coffee
6) Porn: Lesbian
7) Sex: Doggy
8) Comedian: Peter Kay
9) TV Show: Mr. Robot.
10)4chan board: /r9k/

>>734345094
Diagnosis: White male cuck with huge dick but insecure about his ears.

>>734346556
Gender: Male.

>>734346394
Victim of capitalism

>>734342263
1) Hot Fuzz
2) The Season by The Dodos
3) The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers
4) Weed
5) Beer
6) Penis into vagina
7) kek
8) Simon Pegg
9) The It Crowd
10) /b/

>>734346480

nah, im pretty confused, but i know im confused and will figure that shit out, also, if anything its hard to find a comic i dont find funny. i also jack it maybe once a week these days, just too tired.

>>734342263
1) Movie: Don't have one
2) Song: The World Is Yours - Nas
3) Book: Don't read
4) Drug: LSD
5) Drink: Don't drink
6) Porn: Big Ass, Short (not midget level)
7) Sex: My favorite sex is female
8) Comedian: None
9) TV Show: None
10)4chan board: /mu/

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>>734342263

1) Heavy Metal
2) Halloween - Helloween
3) The God Problem - Howard Bloom
4) Alchohol
5) Hard liquor
6) Spanking
7) I have a girlfriend, we bang.
8) Jim Norton
9) Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Not the new cucked out version.
10) /pol/

>>734342263


1) Movie:vanilla sky
2) Song:normal-porcupine tree
3) Book:n/a
4) Drug:i dont do this stuff
5) Drink:neither do this
6) Porn:love making etc
7) Sex:n/a
8) Comedian:n/a
9) TV Show:ergo proxy
10)4chan board:/b/

>>734345147
Diagnosis: IQ is beyond belief but patterns in brain are damaged from falling in love with mom as a baby.

ARE YOU?
fill out this list
and I will tell you the reason.
Favorite:
1) Movie:
2) Song: Since You've Been Gone - Rainbow
3) Book: Elric series
4) Drug: Life
5) Drink: Jack Daniels
6) Porn: Group (hetro with some girl on girl)
7) Sex: Not often enough
8) Comedian: Rodney Carrington
9) TV Show: Agents of Shield
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734345153
Diagnosis: go to bed child.

>>734342263
>1) Movie: Fight Club
>2) Song: Pressure Drop by Toots and the Maytals
>3) Book: The Edge Chronicels probably
>4) Drug: Weed
>5) Drink: Water, gin when I'm drinking alcohol
>6) Porn: Homemade stuff
>7) Sex: Doggy
>8) Comedian: Jimmy Carr
>9) TV Show: Futurama
>10)4chan board: /diy

>>734342263
1) Lost Boys
2) Fields of gold ~ Eva Cassidy
3) On the road ~ Jack Kerouac(*)
4) alcohol
5) coke
6) Japanese schoolgirl rape
7) ?
8) Bill Burr
9) Peep Show
10) b

1) Movie:
2) Song: tech n9ne ww choppers
3) Book: the dark tower?
4) Drug: ritalin. Caffeine. Weed
5) Drink: water. Coffee
6) Porn: idk. Depends on mood
7) Sex: none
8) Comedian: currently teddy teclebran. Antoine burz
9) TV Show: none.
10)4chan board: i hate you all guys. Fuck your pessimistic mindset

>>734346553
Hang on, I fucked up.

Book was supposed to be Neon Genesis Evangelion Manga.
CMNF was my porn choice.

>>734346696
this is kek

>>734345179
No he did not, you were just in a coma at the time.

>>734346394

I'll explain it. You spend time on /b/ asking for advice, therefore autistic.

>>734345241
Diagnosis: huge homosexual since you were introduced to anal sex as teenager by your best friend.

>>734345322
Diagnosis: raging faggot

I dont even know why i am here

>>734342263
1) Movie: I don't really have a favorite. I like horror movies, I guess?
2) Song: A Day To Remember - Downfall of us all
3) Book: I don't enjoy reading books, so no fav
4) Drug: Tobacco I suppose
5) Drink: Milk
6) Porn: Watersports (no kink shame pls)
7) Sex: Virgin life
8) Comedian: Danish comedian "Anders Matthesen"
9) TV Show: The Walking Dead
10)4chan board: None

>>734346815
i dont call for advice idiot, i only asked for an explanation

>>734345390
Diagnosis: European white male, well off except for the horrible scar that makes you insecure.

>>734342263
(1) There will be blood
(2) Tiny girls - Iggy Pop
(3) One hundreds year of solitude- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
(4) MDMA Alcohol
(5) Beer and wine
(6) Fatties
(7) Male
(8) Nope
(9) nope
(10) lit and b

>>734346944
Not any porn in thos thread. Thats gay
Nicedubsthough

>>734346992
nailed it

>>734342263
1) Movie: 300
2) Song: any symphonic metal
3) Book: harry potter i guess
4) Drug: n/a
5) Drink:
6) Porn: scat bondage and pegging
7) Sex: pegging
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: lost
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734342263
1) Movie: Rogue One
2) Song: Unholy Confessions : Avenged Sevenfold
3) Book: Eragon by Christopher Paolini
4) Drug: None
5) Drink: Dr Pepper
6) Porn: Teen
7) Sex: Straight
8) Comedian: Jim Gaffigan / John Pinette
9) TV Show: The Flash (fight me)
10)4chan board: o/b/viously

>>734345465
Diagnosis: Raging dick for posting youtube links, you will not be analyzed today. come back tomorrow.

1) Movie: Dr. Strangelove
2) Song: Guided by Voices - Tractor Rape Chain
3) Book: Donna Tartt - The Secret History
4) Drug: Weed
5) Drink: Negroni (1 part gin, 1 part Campari, 1 part sweet vermouth, stirred on rocks)
6) Porn: footjobs
7) Sex: see 6)
8) Comedian: Dylan Moran
9) TV Show: Trailer Park Boys/Vikings
10)4chan board:/sci/

9) JOI
7) depends
10) /b/

>>734345535
Diagnosis: insecure faggot for not being able yo decide and not using template.

>>734347128
crap I meant^ 6 instead of 9

>>734345658
It happened you just hid it in the back of your mind. also she anally raped you with a spoon so it was not pleasent.

this thread just proves /b/ is full of school shooters

>>734347235
Is that a bad thing though?

>>734342263
1) Dirty Harry
2) Don't have one
3) Uh, 1984
4) Weed
5) Jaegermeister
6) thicc/fit petite
7) Ha, good one.
8) George Carlin
9) Sunny/ Curb your Enthusiasm
10) Probably /b/ I guess.

>>734342263
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: soda
6) Porn: vanilla
7) Sex: male
8) Comedian: hate comedians
9) TV Show: rick n morty
10)4chan board:/b/

>>734342263
Interstellar
Brain damage/eclipse
Jonathan livingston seagull
Weed
Whiskey
lesbian
(is it asking my sex? I'm male)
Dave Chapelle
Rick and Morty when i'm high, house of cards when I'm sober
/b/

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>>734347063
>9) TV Show: lost

>>734342263
>Logan
>take on me
>moon over manifest
>none
>none
>stopped 4 years ago
>been a few months
>none, maybe Kevin heart
>lucifer
>>>/x/

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1) Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
2) Song: Slumming It With Johnny - Say Anything
3) Book: The Things They Carried
4) Drug: Occasional weed or cigarettes (If they count)
5) Drink: Vodka
6) Porn: None really
7) Sex: male
8) Comedian: Bill Burr
9) TV Show: Burn Notice
10)4chan board: /b/ and /x/
Side note: I'm 18

>>734342263

1) Movie: The Wicker Man (1973)
2) Song: A Dozen Winters of Loneliness by Nature and Organisation
3) Book: Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer
4) Drug: Weed
5) Drink: Milk
6) Porn: First Time/ Painful Anal
7) Sex: N/A
8) Comedian: early Demitri Martin
9) TV Show: Ugly Americans
10)4chan board: /mu/

>>734342263
1) Movie: Apocalypse Now
2) Song: Megadeth Five Magics
3) Book: I spend too much time on the internet to read
4) Drug: alcohol
5) Drink: chocolate milk
6) Porn: chubby
7) Sex: virgin
8) Comedian: can't think of anyone
9) TV Show: Sopranos
10)4chan board: /v/

>>734343619
You got the small penis right, but nah, I wasn't raped by priests. Red wine is just tasty af.

1) Movie: none
2) Song: none
3) Book: none
4) Drug: none
5) Drink: water
6) Porn: step mom
7) Sex: male
8) Comedian: none
9) TV Show: none
10)4chan board: i just want to die

1) Movie: Forrest Gump
2) Music: For no one - Paul McCartney
3) Book: Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy
4) Drug: only alcohol
5) Drink: Beer
6) Porn: amateur, homemade (LindseyLove)
7) Sex: missionary or she on top
8) Comedian: like Neil Patrick Harris
9) TV show: breaking bad, friends
10) board: /b/

>>734342263

Movie: Dogville - Lars Von Trier
Song: Theme From Turnpike - Deus
Book: Lolita - Nabokov
Drug: Cocaine
Drink: Whisky
Porn: Ebony
Sex: Doggy
Comedian: n/a
TV Show: Twin Peaks - David Lynch
4chan board: b

>>734342263
1) The Big Lebowski
2) The Heavy - Short Change Hero
3) Fight Club
4) n/a
5) Banana smoothie
6) Lezdom
7) I drink banana smoothies
8) Dave Chappelle, George Carlin a close second favorite
9) BoJack Horseman
10) /b/

>>734342263
OP here I cannot keep up so general diagnosis, I am a shit therapist, no training you are all faggots, but I got some nice movies, books, and ideas so I am not bored thank you.

>>734342263
>1) Movie
Taxi Driver
>2) Song
Burial - Archangel
>3) Book
Hyperspace
>4) Drug
Tobacco
>5) Drink
Jagermeister
>6) Porn
Vanilla as shit
Most of the times asian
>7) Sex
What did he mean by this
>8) Comedian
Chappele
>9) TV Show
Breaking Bad
Trailer Park Boys
>10)4chan board
/int/

>>734348087
Do it anyways nigger

>>734348148
Ok i will do yours which is it. ?

>people unironically like interstellar

Sweet shit that movie was fucking terrible. Dumbest "scientists" this side of prometheus.

HEY GUISE we gots 3 possibull planets. 2 are a little futher away, we probably wont make it back home but theres 2 of them, so much better odds right? I know youre thinking stop right there the choice is obvious, but theres a third planet too. Its a little closer so we should be able to make it back home after we check it out, buts its only the one, and oh btw ITS RIGHT NEXT TO A SUPER MASSIVE BLACKHOLE

Ya... re fucking tarded

>>734348249
Have a guess

>>734342263
1) Movie: Fight Club
2) Song:Gintama OST Banjiya Blues
3) Book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
4) Drug:energy drinks and coca cola zero
5) Drink:Deperados
6) Porn: Japan trains chikan
7) Sex:cowgirls
8) Comedian: duuno Jim Carrey?
9) TV Show: House M.D.
10)4chan board: /b

>>734342263
1 - Spirited Away
2 - Just a little by DJ JD Sports
3 - The teachings of don juan by Carlos Castaneda
4 - Acid (MD being a close second)
5 - Black/White Russians
6 - Anal (haven't got a favourite actress)
7 - Doggy
8 - Frankie Boyle (honestly not that bothered with comedy)
9 - Planet Earth 1 and 2 (more a documentary but fuck it)
10 - /ic

>>734348367
Diagnosis: healthy white male except for the rape fetish, induced by lack of sleep. Just go to bed.

>>734348342
at least it was entertaining until that forced gay ass drama shit towards the end

>>734346192
Thanks, but that didn't make me alone

>>734348548
Close enough I suppose

>>734342263
1) Movie: Once Upon A Time In The West
2) Song: REM - Losing My Religion
3) Book: "Er ist wieder da" only book I read in like 10 years
4) Drug: Alcohol
5) Drink: CapriSun
6) Porn: Most degenerate shit on Sankaku
7) Sex: Yes
8) Comedian: Fuck off
9) TV Show: Breaking Bad
10) 4chan board: Fuck off

>>734342263
Do me I drink banana smoothies

>>734342263
1. goodfellas
2. whiz kalifa mgk mind of a stoner
3. dont really read books tbh
4. weed followed by my prescribed codeine&tramadol
5.monster
6. tie between pov and omorashi
7. doogy style
8. frankie boyle
9. it varies but id say right now Brooklyn 99
10. /b/

1) Movie: The Godfather Part I
2) Song: 1974-08-06 in New York Uncle John's Band by the Grateful Dead
3) Book: The Brothers Karamazov
4) Drug: Shrooms are my favorite, smoke lots of weed though
5) Drink: Coffee
6) Porn: Hentai or
7) Sex: Cowgirl
8) Comedian: George Carlin
9) TV Show: Dexter
10)4chan board: /a/

Is this thread dead?

>>734342263
1/don't really have one, I like a lot
2/Cтoльный Гpaд - Гopoд cвoбoды
3/The Lord of the Rings
4/Weed
5/Vodka
6/Anal/but everything goes
7/Dunno, whatever the moment brings
8/Francis of the Filth
9/Rick and Morty
10/ /b/

>>734349105
No but OP is, so there is no point in sticking around unless you want some tips for movies n shit

>>734348610
If by "towards the end" you mean like 20 mins in to the movie then yes

1) Movie: Predator
2) Song: Panzarmarsch-raubtier
3) Book: Butcher's crossing
4) Drug: alcohol
5) Drink: Jim Beam
6) Porn: >falling for the masturbation meme
7) Sex: whatever
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: Band of Brothers
10)4chan board: /fit/

>>734342263
>1) Movie: Die Hard
>2) Song: Bad To The Bone
>3) Book: It
>4) Drug: weed (would be meth but never get because illegal)
>5) Drink: Used to be beer, quit drinking
>6) Porn: softcore loli, don't really care for adult porn except for qt blowjobs
>7) Sex: hetero
>8) Comedian: Steve Martin
>9) TV Show: Blue Bloods
>10)4chan board: /b/ and /sp/

>>734346375
You will not die they are just tendencies, you only need attention and also you need a good sex life, this will be complicated because of the issue of the large sex organ.

>>734345960
OP here, i did not ask for gender:
Diagnosis severe retardation stemming from rape as baby.

>1) Movie: Synecdoche New York
>2) Song: The end - the doors
>3) Book: perfume - Patrick Suskind
>4) Drug: n/a
>5) Drink: beer
>6) Porn: lesbian
>7) Sex: about 2-3 times a month
>8) Comedian: n/a
>9) TV Show: south park
>10)4chan board: /wg/

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>>734342263
Favorite:
1) Movie: not a movie guy at all
2) Song: White Walls by Between the Buried and Me
3) Book: Not the reading type either
4) Drug: Alchohol
5) Drink: Stouts
6) Porn: Gianna Michaels
7) Sex: Reverse Cowgirl
8) Comedian: Louie CK
9) TV Show: Jericho
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734346077
Pov is only an innate expression of the bipolar mind cycling through the endless loops of the cuckold fetish.

>>734346125
Diagnosis: Closeted transexual. since you lile straight porn-

>>734342263
>Movie
Hmmm, paprika maybe ?
>Song
Tough one too, luv letter by DJ Okawari I suppose
>Drink
Beer, lambic
>Porn
Anal
>Sex
Virgin
>Comedian
Brandon Rogers
>TV Show
Mr.Robot
>4Chan board
/wsg/

>>734346256
Diagnosis: Bipolar Disorder you are a Pitbull

>>734349135
Are you russian? Do you know this song Гpyппa "Блecтящиe" - "Oблaкa"?

>>734342263

Favorite:
1) Movie: too many
2) Song: too many
3) Book: Watchmen
4) Drug: xanax
5) Drink: whiskey
6) Porn: pov creampies
7) Sex: reverse cowgirl
8) Comedian: Bill hicks
9) TV Show: gay
10)4chan board: b

1) Movie: Pulp Fiction
2) Song: Pink Floyd - One of my turns
3) Book: a clockwork orange
4) Drug: N2O
5) Drink: apple juice
6) Porn: petite
7) Sex: Male virgin
8) Comedian: Jeremy Clarkson
9) TV Show: south park
10)4chan board:/b/

Also, for the book, H2G2, probably the 5th one

>>734346156
Diagnosis: Severe depression since you enjoy lesbian porn, also you were kept not so clean as baby this truly affected you.

>>734348695
No. I meant the tumor that it gave you in the brain since then you have lost all contact with reality.

>>734349772
I'm not Russian, and I don't know the song neither

>>734342263
>1) Movie: The Piano Teacher (2001)
>2) Song: Then Came The Last Days Of May - Blue Oyster Cult
>3) Book: Macтep и Mapгapитa
>4) Drug: POT
>5) Drink: VODKA
>6) Porn: Teens
>7) Sex: Cowgirl position
>8) Comedian: Yokov Smirnoff
>9) TV Show: Two and a Half Man
>10)4chan board: /pol

Do it faggot.

>>734342263
1) Movie: The Big Lebowski
2) Song: Zither music, I love the stuff
3) Book: Mother Night
4) Drug: coffee
5) Drink: I don't drink all that much
6) Porn: light bondage
7) Sex: sure
8) Comedian: George Carlin
9) TV Show: I don't watch a lot of tv, but usually any documentary I like
10)4chan board: /an/

1) Movie: Lord of the Rings, whole trilogy.
2) Song: Back in Black
3) Book: Polaris
4) Drug: none
5) Drink: Rum
6) Porn: PoV
7) Sex: Male
8) Comedian: None
9) TV Show: Westworld
10)4chan board: /b/

1) Movie: The Chaser
2) Song: Pink Floyd - Time
3) Book: NFTUG
4) Drug: Weed
5) Drink: Puncheon Rum from Trinidad
6) Porn: Amateur Lesbian
7) Sex: Oral
8) Comedian: Lewis Black
9) TV Show: Last Airbender
10)4chan board: /tv/

>>734349772
>>734350008
Upd: just listened to it, жoпa в кyбe, thanks 4 it anyway

>>734342263
1) None
2) Culprate - Acid Rain
3) Eristic
4) Weed
5) Vodka
6) Feet
7) Haven't lost my wizardy yet
8) G.F. Darwin
9) TV is for plebs
10) /s4s/

>>734350071
Found a good match, do you have a vagina ?

1) Movie: blade
2) Song: pink floyd - high hopes
3) Book: john dies at the end - david wong
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: golden bager ale
6) Porn: smug tan tomboy hentai
7) Sex: eh im open minded but all things considered im pretty vanilla
8) Comedian: frankie boyle/noel fielding
9) TV Show: bottom
10)4chan board: s4s

>>734350205
No, but I have a girlfriend. I just wanted to see what a taken guy would get as a response. Sorry.

>>734342263
1) Movie: Pulp Fiction
2) Song: Lund - Rx Luv
3) Book: n/a
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: anything with alchool
6) Porn: anything im bi
7) Sex: doggy
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: Mr.Robot

1) Interstellar
2)Up there
3) The Silmarillion
4) None
5) Sprite
6) Bukkake
7) Russell Peters
8) Virgin
9) Silicon Valley
10) /pol/

1) Movie: What Dreams May Come
2) Song: Under The Judas Tree by Psyclon Nine
3) Book: Not sure
4) Drug: Oxy
5) Drink: Vodka
6) Porn: I look at it. Streamlining so many different kinds I can't narrow down
7) Sex: Not with anyone. Feels better to masturbate
8) Comedian: Tie between Doug Stanhope, Bill Burr, Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan
9) TV Show: Farscape.
10)4chan board: /b/ for the rekt threads.

I can already tell you I'm lonely by choice. Introversion and little patience for the stupidity of others. I can be your friend, but the moment you instantiate unreasonable aggression towards me, I drop all civility and will fight your fuckass.

>>734342263
1. Deer Hunter
2.Mercy seat Johnny cash
3.libido dominandi
4. I don't do drugs
5. strawberry banana smoothee
6. impregnation
7.impregnation
8. I don't like any comedians
9. fist of the north star
10./x/

1) Movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
2) Song: I Looked Away - Derek and The Dominos
3) Book: I Me Mine - George Harrison
4) Drug: N/A
5) Drink: Lemonade
6) Porn: Light Bondage
7) Sex: Doggy
8) Comedian: Steve Hughes
9) TV Show: Samurai Jack or Rick and Morty
10)4chan board: As long as it isn't /a/

>>734350441
nobody actually likes the silmarillion. unless you like history books written by toddlers. stop trying to sound cultured you faggot

>>734342263
1) Movie: Pulp Fiction
2) Song: Lund - Rx Luv
3) Book: n/a
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: anything with alchool
6) Porn: anything im bi
7) Sex: doggy
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: Mr.Robot
10)4chan board: /b/

sry op i forgot the last one

>>734342263
1- i would say lotr
2- fire my soul by demon hunter
3- i would say hell by dante even tho i havent completely read it
4- never tryed actually
5- alcoholic vodka non alcoholic grape juice or tea
6- i dont have one
7- never done it (and i dont think i will ever have)
8- n/a
9- i would say south park
10- only /b/ sadly

>>734350633
by toddlers? maaan, then u don't know shit about Tolkien's works

>>734342263
>1) Movie: Goldeneye
>2) Song: Air - Sexy Boy
>3) Book: The perfume
>4) Drug: Booze
>5) Drink: Wine
>6) Porn: Spanking
>7) Sex: Spanking myself hard
>8) Comedian: Rowan Atkinson
>9) TV Show: Game of thrones
>10)4chan board: /b/

1) Movie:Drive
2) Song: Can't pinpoint, taste changes too much
3) Book: Not big on reading
4) Drug: So far, MDMA
5) Drink: I don't drink to enjoy the drink so I dont have a preference
6) Porn: Normal porn, I guess
7) Sex: M
8) Comedian: Eric Andre probably
9) TV Show: Wilfred
10)4chan board: /b/ I guess but I dont like it much

>>734350751
>Hell by Dante
Are you reading Dante for kids? It's Inferno you cunt.

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>>734342263
Full metal Jacket
Irish Descendants - Barrett's Privateers
Fallout - The hot war
Weed
pop: Sprite Alcohol: Vodka
Lingerie, thigh highs
Doggy
Joe Rogen
Game of Thrones
/k/

and I look like this. Tell me why /b/

>>734342263

1) Movie: the neverending story
2) Song: Gessafelstein - Belgium
3) Book: the neverending story
4) Drug: n/a
5) Drink: beer
6) Porn: milf
7) Sex: male
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: game of thrones
10)4chan board: /wg/

1. Interstellar.
2. Thom - Joji. (inb4 faggot but fuck you it made me cry.)
3. Mortal Dictata.
4. Weed.
5. I don't like the taste of alcohol so Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea.
6. Slave type Dom/Sub.
7. Reverse Cowgirl.
8. Gabriel Igelsias
9. MLP.

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>1) Movie: Airplane!
>2) Song: Anri - Remember Summer Days
>3) Book: John Dies at the End
>4) Drug: Gabapentin.
>5) Drink: I don't drink
>6) Porn: enema fetish
>7) Sex: face sitting
>8) Comedian: Tom Segura
>9) TV Show: King of the Hill
>10) 4chan board: /co/

>>734350936
>cute face

>>734351040

Shit forgot 10.

/biz/

>>734350779
apparently you don't either since it wasn't written by him. it was written by his son from a collection of his notes. his son was definitely no english major.

>>734350633
The lore is really confusing but I spent a lot of time on the one wiki to rule them all. The beginning is really awesome tho.

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Favorite:
1) Movie: Fight Club
2) Song: Ghost Love Score - Nightwish
3) Book: Davinci code
4) Drug: MDMA
5) Drink: Rum and Coke
6) Porn: Anal creampies
7) Sex: Anal
8) Comedian: Dave Chappelle
9) TV Show: Rick and Morty
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734350936

Ooh...

Daddy.

>>734350882
Different guy but is the divine comedy the whole thing then, like paradise, inferno and limbo?

Cus i am sure dante's inferno is part of the divine comedy which is like an epic poem. Tried reading it myself but i just kept getting distracted

>>734342263
oh yeah?

im not into movies. I dont know whats my favourite, nothing comes to mind
music isnt a pastime for me. I dont know what my favourite. Depends on the mood.
i dont read books. Its uncomfortable. Nothing comes to mind.
i dont do drugs
i dont drink alcohol. If we talkin bout soft drinks, nothing comes to mind. Fanta? Blackcurrant juice? Apple and cherry?
Porn genre? i like, when the girl is elegant and submissive
like position? Her riding me
i like my local comedy groups
house md
/b/

show me your meme bait

>>734342263
1 Reservoir Dogs
2 Somewhere in the Between - Streetlight Manifesto
3 Holy Bible
4 n/a
5 Cap' & Coke
6 les/solo f
7 n/a
8 n/a
9 don't watch tv, but I binge Red Vs Blue
10 /k/

1) Movie: The Dark Knight
2) Song: Kavinsky - Nightcall
3) Book: Don't Read
4) Drug: Don't do drugs
5) Drink: Don't drink
6) Porn: Anything with a girl at the focus
7) Sex: Male
8) Comedian: Dave Chappelle
9) TV Show: South Park
10)4chan board: /co/ I guess.

>>734342263
>1) Movie:
Real Genius
>2) Song:
Famous Blue Raincoat by Jonathan Coulton
>3) Book:
Ender's Game
>4) Drug:
None
>5) Drink:
Glenlivet 18 Single-malt Scotch Whiskey
>6) Porn:
Dinner Party
>7) Sex:
Doggy
>8) Comedian:
George Carlin
>9) TV Show:
Futurama
>10)4chan board:
/b/

Deadpool

Iron Maiden - When the wild wind blows

Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman

n/a

Mojito

n/a

>implying

Bo Burnham

Breaking Bad

/sci/

Favorite:
1) Only Lovers Left Alive
2) Hutterite Mile by Sixteen Horsepower
3) The Fire From Within - Carlos Castaneda
4) Mushrooms
5) Gin
6) Lesbians, traps
7) male
8) Eddie Izzard
9) Black Mirror
10)/int/

>>734342263
1) Movie: A Clockwork Orange
2) Song: Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie
3) Book: The Stranger - Albert Camus
4) Drug: Caffeine
5) Drink: Guinness
6) Porn: Pretty much anything
7) Sex: Cunnilingus
8) Comedian: would Larry David count?
9) TV Show: Penny Dreadful
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734342263
1) Movie: Apocalypse Now
2) Song: Hard to say, I love so many songs. But Im a big fan of Experimental Hip-Hop/ 80's synth/rock
3) Book: The Dunwich Horror
4) Drug: A tall glass o' milk baby boy
5) Drink: Ginger Ale
6) Porn: Cant pick a favorite, porn is a journey
7) Sex: This is too vague
8) Comedian: Zach Hadel
9) TV Show: Not Entirely sue seeing how rare it is for me to watch it anymore but Id have to go with Dick and Horny.
10)4chan board:/pol/ or /fit/ hard to choose but frequent this one to look for good shit, which is only about 2% of the massive amount of absolute degeneracy that goes on here.

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>>734342263
Favorite:
1) Movie: Yellowbeard
2) Song: Vivaldi - The Four Seasons - Summer
3) Book: Wardstone chronicles
4) Drug: Opium / Codeine
5) Drink: Bitter / Ale / Rum
6) Porn: What ever makes me horny at the time.
7) Sex: n/a
8) Comedian: Jack Dee
9) TV Show: Red Dwarf
10)4chan board: /Mlpol/

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1) Movie: Fight Club
2) Song: Roll the Bones
3) Book: Song of Ice and Fire
4) Drug: weed
5) Drink: pepsi
6) Porn: creampie
7) Sex: kek
8) Comedian: Gilbert Gottfried
9) TV Show: game of thrones
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734350596
Can someone just call me a forever alone faggot so I can leave the thread? Or maybe actually psychoanalyze me for funsies?

>>734350882
First of all hell is the name of the book in my language second of all inferno in Italian means hell so yeah

>>734347887
Please do so. Thank you

>>734348886
dead inside

>>734342263
1) Movie: Drive
2) Song: Knights of Cydonia - Muse
3) Book: Pillars of the Earth
4) Drug: Alcohol
5) Drink: Craft Beer
6) Porn: Jewel deNyle, Kaylynn Steel
7) Sex: Woman on top (cowgirl)
8) Comedian: Rafinha Bastos
9) TV Show: HIMYM
10) 4chan board: /gif

>>734349163
not dead. op here just jacking off to some of the porn tips you gave awesome.

1) Kickass
2) Self Esteem -the offspring
3) n/a
4) Weed
5) Vodka (by itself)
6) Milf/Lesbian
7) Cowgirl?
8) Mitch Hedberg
9) Its always sunny
10) /b/

>>734342263
1) Movie:the mask
2) Song:Master of puppets - Metallica
3) Book:Mist (S. King)
4) Drug: Weed almost never though
5) Drink:ice tea peach
6) Porn:amateur
7) Sex: Female
8) Comedian: Jim Carrey (movies) / golden age Gad Elmaleh (scene)
9) TV Show: Friends
10)4chan board: /soc/

Please enlighten me

1) Movie: Forrest Gump
2) Song: Merchant Ships - Sleep Patterns
3) Book: The Hobbit
4) Drug: Nicotin
5) Drink: Tea
6) Porn: n/a
7) Sex: Doggie
8) Comedian: n/a
9) TV Show: Breaking Bad
10)4chan board: /mu/

>>734350596
you are not a faggot my Diagnosis you are gay but not that much

>>734342263
I wonder if op just left us or those people to hom he has not replied arent alone

>>734342263
1. Shawshank
2. My favourite things - John Coltrane.
3. Gravity's Rainbow - Pynchon (atm)
4. Weed
5. Bourbon on the rocks
6. Lesbian/Rough
7. n/a
8. Paul Merton/Frankie Boyle
9. n/a
10. /lit/

>>734351406
Diagnosis. Healthy white male, no problem here

>>734342263
1) Paprika
2) Feel Good Inc.
3) American Gods
4) N/A
5) Root Bear
6) Hentai
7) Female
8) Justin Roiland
9) Space Dandy
10) /b/

1. Movie: Pulp Fiction
2. Song: Save Your Scissors - City and Colour
3. Book: House of Leaves
4. Drug: LSD
5. Drink: Jameson & Ginger
6. Porn: Mother/Daughter Lesbian
7. Sex: Hell yea nigga!
8. Comedian: Louis C.K.
9. TV Show: GoT
10. 4Chan: /b/

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1. James Bond : You Only live Twice
2. At Last by Etta James
3. Legend by David Gemmel
4. Shrooms
5. Cran/vodka
6. Lesbian Beastiality
7. Doggy
8. Chevy Chase
9. Third Rock from the Sun
10. /s/

>>734353543
oh shit

>>734353367
did not leave, had to have a quick fap with all the porn suggestions, i opened every porn you guys mentioned and had an amazing fap while watching them all at the same time. FUUUUCK it was hot. But I am back .

>>734353633
Everything checks out fine a bit narcicistic but nothing out of the ordinary. Awesome self-esteem really helps as well.

1) Movie: Kill Bill Volume I
2) Song: Token of Time - Ensiferum
3) Book: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1/3/4
4) Drug: Nope
5) Drink: IPA, occasionally some whisky
6) Porn: Solo / Piss
7) Sex: Asslicking
8) Comedian: Richard Lewis
9) TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
10)4chan board: /gif

>>734351108
>>734351295

If I'm so good looking, then why don't I have GF

1) Movie: Star Wars Episode 1

2) Song: Aquafina - by Falcons

3) Book: A Miracle of Rare design - Mike Resneck

4) Drug: Acid

5) Drink: Budweiser

6) Porn: Lesbian/Solo

7) Sex: Male

8) Comedian: Donald Glover

9) TV Show: Lost

10)4chan board: /b/ & /pol/

>>734353891
Because of the small dick fetish you created in your sub-human mind. The reptilian one.

Favorite:
1) Movie: fast and furious Tokyo drift
2) Song: neck deep - a part of me
3) Book: cherub series
4) Drug: MDMA / weed / cocaine
5) Drink: Zombie cocktail (white rum, golden rum, dark rum, apricot brandy, pineapple juice, lime juice, 151-proof rum)
6) Porn: bdsm
7) Sex: Male
8) Comedian: Franky Boyle
9) TV Show: topgear / grand tour / bojack horseman / archer
10)4chan board: /b/ /pol/ /o/

OP here I am here I am just literally playing every song you mentioned as I type so it is a bit overwhelming my computer. So I am bit slow. Also my brain is frying.
Everyone will get a Diagnosis.
But someone needs to archive this thread.

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>>734342263
1) Movie: Blood Alley
2) Song: Hitch a Ride by Boston
3) Book: Der Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse
4) Drug: Marijuana
5) Drink: Bourbon
6) Porn: BDSM
7) Sex: Her riding my cock
8) Comedian: George Carlin
9) TV Show: Top Gear
10)4chan board: /b/

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>>734342263
1) pulp fiction
2) https://youtu.be/tRiRytuSwQU
3) hunger games (i'm not into reading)
4) love/weed/alcohol
5) pic related (apple juice)/ also beer
6) knee socks fetish
7) last time 6 months ago
8) ricky gervais
9) n/a
10) /b/

>>734354427
Diagnosis. White male. High IQ. since you read awesome books.Also crossdresser.

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1) Movie: I'm a legend
2) Song: Tove lo - habits
3) Book: Dale Carnegie - How to Win Friends and Influence People
4) Drug: exstazy
5) Drink: vodka
6) Porn: bdsm / femdom
7) Sex: male
8) Comedian: jon lajoie
9) TV Show: babylon 5
10)4chan board: /b/

>>734354854
Can you do me cause soon i must go to sleep
>>734350751

>>734355230
yes. one sec

>>734354498
>samefag here
9) rick and morty? I watch it online, so i dont know if that counts

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>>734342263

1) Movie: Primer (2004)
2) Song: Undertale OST - Heartache
3) Book: Greg Egan - Diaspora
4) Drug: Opiates (if I can get them)
5) Drink: Beer
6) Porn: Pic related
7) Sex: m
8) Comedian: none
9) TV Show: Breaking Bad
10)4chan board: /pol/

>>734350751
Severe Depression. Addictive personalty. Very smart, but self-doubt is hindering progress. Therapy is recommended.

1) Movie: back to the future
2) Song: the Consequence
3) Book: il decameron
4) Drug: none
5) Drink: water w lemon(no sugar )
6) Porn: none
7) Sex: virgin (17 yrs old girl)
8) Comedian: none
9) TV Show: That 70's show
10)4chan board:/b/

>>734355441
Black male. Cuck fetish because small dick . Also you are not very high on IQ scale. Sorry

Favorite:
1) Movie: Hardcore Henry
2) Song: no clue
3) Book: no clue
4) Drug: I don't do drugs cus I'm a pussy
5) Drink: water
6) Porn: twerk videos
7) Sex: I don't like sex
8) Comedian: no clue
9) TV Show: Archer
10)4chan board: /b is the only one I use

>>734355401
The problem is that from what i know most of it is true. What kind of help sould i search for ? Tnx in advance m8

>>734342263
>Movie
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>Song
Hard to say. Mr. Crowley popped in my head because of that godtier Rhodes solo.
>Book
The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub
>Drug
Alcohol
>Porn
PAWG
>Sex
Anything that maintains eye contact
>Comedian
Bill Hicks
>TV Show
Twin Peaks
>4chan board
>/tv/

>>734355769
No problem. I am here for you.
You will be fine it is only a stage of your life but it will pass and it will make you stronger you will look back on the weak individial you are now, and will not be able to recognize him. I guarantee it.

>>734342263
I'm not alone anymore, but i can entertain you i suppose.
Movie: Hmm, i would have to say, any Adam Sandler movie, so bad they're good because you can shit on them
Song: Sound of Silence, Ironically
Book: The fucks a book?
Drug: I don't really like drugs
Drink: Eh, i guess some nice Red Wine
Porn: Favorite?
Sex: Eh, the most I've gotten is a unenthusiastic handy, can't say much
Comedian : John Mulaney
Tv Show: Samurai Jack
4chan Board: /d/

Movie: Repo Man
Song: Ween - Transdermal Celebration
Book: Catch 22
Drug: LSD
Drink: Wild Turkey Rare Breed
Porn: Anal
Sex: Cunnilingus
Comedian: Greg Fleet
TV Show: Fargo
4Chan Board: /b/

>>734355922
Self therapy is the best option really. But to star off you must find a therapist that has an open mind, because a "normal" therapist will recommend xanax or something and this will hinder your progress.

>>734349879
Maybe i am over thinking it but i think you are trying to use the placebo effect on me

>>734353155
Please respond OP

Favorite:
1) Movie: Full Metal Jacket
2) Song: You Won't Get With Me Tonight - Weezer
3) Book: Call of the Wild
4) Drug: Advil lmao
5) Drink: Root Beer
6) Porn: Stepsibling I guess?
7) Sex: Wouldn't know
8) Comedian: Mitch Hedberg
9) TV Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10)4chan board: /b/

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>>734342263
I guess.

1 Fear and Loathing
2 Such Kick by N-Vitral
3 Spanda Karikas The Divine Creative Pulsation
4 Ganja
5 Tequila
6 oh yeah
7 yep
8 Tom Segura
9 LOST
10 /pol/

>>734355930
You are lonely. The sad thing is that you are most lonely when you are with others. Suicidal tendencies very ingrained.

>>734342263
Into The Wild
Yesterday - Beatles
Old Yeller
Weed
Soda
Big Tits
Male
Azid Azari
Family Guy
/b/

>>734356102
I am not. I am an amazing therapist. I only seek to help as many people as I can and this is my weakness. The thing I mentioned as a baby is very traumatic, but since you were unable to express your feelings at the time it happened has really damaged you.

>>734356232
Read this and thought you were talking to me. Dodged a bullet there amirite?

>>734356134
tell me where you are please. I lost you. But I will respond.