>>734334726 1. Kill the entire american continent 2. Kill all muslims 3. Grant me the ability to be invisible 4. Grant me the ability to fly 5. Grant me the ability to teleport 184.108.40.206. Cure some nasty deseases
>lower CO2 levels in the atmosphere >erase all nuclear missles >clean all unnecessary pollution >reduce human population >restore tree population >clean all fresh water on the world >restore polar ice caps >cease all wars and current acts of aggression >cure all sickness and disease >destroy the sun
- Remove Religion - Remove Soda and High Fructose Corn Syrup - all Men have 8 to 10 inch Dicks - all Women have pretty faces but breast size remains a variable (perfect breasts must remain rare) - Everyone Works a 4 day workweek and gets 2 months paid vacation - Everyone gets access to Sci-Fi level healthcare - plants reproduce by once a year releasing horny lolis and shotas like the hentai the pollinic girls attack - sex is celebrated worldwide - no more cancer or other degenerative diseases (MS, alzheimer's) - Free Energy - Free Education
>>734334726 >take the drugs out of the music industry (black people excluded) >kill the last 20% >kill the top 5% >nukes detonate in the silos >infantry becomes main form of warfare again >electricity fails and stops working >kill my worst enemy, the anti-messiah >force my ex-girlfriend to come back to me >become a superstar in the art industry >fuck Emma Watson as my main girl, ex is my side girl
>>734334726 1. Peace among all people 2. Hunger satiated 3. Poverty non existent 4. All diseases cured 5. Environment cleaned 6. No more toxic substances, only organic. 7. Only way to die is naturally after at least 100 years of life and very minimal pain. I.e. organs start to slow down. 8. Money has no power and people dont care about materialism. 9. Contact with benevolent extra/interdimensional beings is the norm as is our understanding of universal/religious truths. 10. Marginalization of people due to looks is gone.
>Jews >gays and any non-straight people, including those who think that fapping to traps ain't gay >mooslems >Chads >niggers >atheists >Communists >leftists >vegans and alike >mentally ill people, even if females
>>734334726 1) nigs 2) atheist loudmouths 3) traps and their admirers 4) muslims 5) leftist apologist for islam 6) fags 7) all indigenous peoples complaining about 'muh homeland' 8) drug users 9) people who compare drugs and alcohol to justify drugs 10) all media personnel
and if I get a dozen: 11) feminists 12) anyone who thinks interracial relationships are admirable
>>734345371 No, mohammed, just because your moon worship religion says "al kohl" is evil, you can't make the West's many millenia of enjoying beer and wine into something analogous to drug abuse. Go fuck a nine year old sheep, shitskin.
1) No sickness 2) No jalousy 3) No crime 4) Sex is open 5) No money 6) You can choose to be immortal 7) Do a barrel roll 8) You can feel all women you like 9) You can cum on all women you like 10) Trump can't live
>>734334726 1. Unravel the fabric of existence 2. Play around with creating new laws of physics, new states of matter and new forms of conciousness 3. Realize how unfathomably borring omnipotence is. 4. Deside to skip 5-10 and permanatly unmake every level of existance including myself
>>734334726 Change the outcome of the civil war. The South wins. Take away Muslims, Jews, Niggers, Gays and Liberals/Communists. Implement starship troopers form of government. Give the Confederate States of America technology millions of years beyond anyone else. Make all women 1500/10, outnumber all the men 15-1 and make them extremely sexually submissive.
1.Jews 2.Niggers (incl mulattoes and coalburners) 3.Muslims
4.All degenerates turn into morally perfect ubermensch 5.The world is ruled over by a confederation of white nations states that follow the fascist doctrine outlined by Mussolini and National Socialist principles laid out by Hitler et al... 6. Every generation strives to get better 7.People adhere to the natural order of the universe and life.
8.Laws which prevent degeneracy 9.Laws which prevent usury 10.Laws which put technological pursuit at the forefront of everything
Women are altered from the ground-up so that if they go for 24 hours without ingesting a fresh load of human semen, they’re turned into wanton little fucksluts.
The moment a woman has gone 24 hours without semen, her ability to concentrate begins to dissipate and she slowly loses the ability to read, write, or even walk upright. 4 hours or so in she’ll gradually develop a humiliating desire to remain nude as more of her higher brain functions shut down and are replaced with new instincts and desires that slowly transform her into a semen hound.
After 8 hours of withdrawal, any woman’s transformation into a crawling, naked beast (a beast no smarter than a dog but twice as horny) would be complete. A woman in this state wouldn’t be able to speak (at least in any way anyone can understand), but their sense of smell would incredibly enhanced to allow them to better seek out semen. Women would also routinely sniff and lick at the air in the hopes of catching a whiff of semen, and would pump and wiggle their asses in the hopes of luring any male hiding nearby to take them from behind.
A simple dose of semen would be enough to fully restore a woman’s faculties, though it could take up to several hours for them to return. A woman who goes more than 72 hours without ingesting semen will be much harder to restore - she will require a minimum of 4-5 doses of semen, introduced into her mouth, ass *and* vagina.
Once restored, women remember they did (or was done to them) while in semen withdrawal, and humanity has to rewrite all laws regarding consent in regards to sex.
>>734351330 Would this mean daughters would crave their fathers dicks? Mothers their sons? If I lived in this world, I'd sell semen patches that slow dose deliver semen at a regulated interval. I'd be a semen based rockefeller.
1) Remove Kebab 2) Remove Black 3) Remove Feminist 4) Remove Liberals 5) Remove North Korea
6) Change self to Mystique powers 7) Change self to Spiderman powers 8) Change climate to not fucked 9) Change male penis size, moving the bell curve as a whole by 2.5 inches less, my family lineage excluded
>>734334726 >1 create a pocket universe dimension outside of space time, (in-which caster has full control of) >2 blink humanity & all traces of humanity's activities out of existences 200 years before industrial revolution. >3??? >profit
>>734334726 >1 remove the Jewish religion >2 destroy the left wing ideology >3 alter genetics to make interracial breeding impossible >4 all races of people born in their native country cannot be granted citizenship to other countries, although trade between nations are allowed >5 abolish all nuclear weapons >introduce paranormal elements such as ghosts etc >6 remove the most harmful diseases afflicting humans and animals >7 remove kebab >8 completely eradicate Islamic beliefs >9 governments must be completely transparent >abolish the use of money
>>734334726 1. Nigger music has to go 2. Anyone spotted with a fidget spinner will be shot on site. 3. Goodbye, Nascar 4. The average nigger's dick size will be half of what it is currently. 5. No more sports 6. Bring George Carlin back 7. Black people have normal names 8. Lower amount of CO2 in atmosphere 9. Cheating on your spouse is against the law 10. Make /b/ not 70% fb fap threads, face rates, loli threads, and wwyd threads
>remove religion from the world >make myself super rich >make myself super smart >have the power to heal myself and others >make all world leaders curb military spending and direct all that money to space exploration >make all world leaders actually give a shit about their people and the planet >make all world leaders prioritise education and research above all else (space comes second)
>Remove all censors in Japanese porn >Pitch of Japanese women moaning in porn lowered slightly >Remove all censors in doujins >Remove all censors in hentai >Porn is now all free >Porn industry magically funded - more created >Sexual frustration recognized as health care need - everyone gets a weekly fuck helper from state >Everyone's penis is standard hentai horse dick size >All men capable of cumming buckets
>>734334726 1. No more using photoshop to make a perfectly fine ass into one that is nigger big. 2. no more niggers. 3. no more muslims. 4. no more faggots. 5. no more lgtbtqrsmftpgbtq bullshit. 6. five more wishes to be used in the future.
>>734334726 >1. release a new-age black plague that kils any human who has below average IQ >2. move all the continents together >3. remove all forms of religion >4. remove all forms of weapons >5. remove all forms of government >6. remove all forms of currency >7. implement a system that gives each remaining human a place to live, and a ration of food per day >8. force the remaining humans to study >9. keep the population of humans under ~2 billion >10. killmyself
>>734334726 This is easy. 1. Clean out africa, asia (except for Japan), all the pacific islands except NZ and AU, the middle east, eastern europe (russia goes too), and all central america and the caribbean. 2. Selectively wipe out half of north and south american (the fat ugly ignorant people) 3. Consolidate the remaining humans (probably not even a billion people) into 100 urban areas, and let the earth take back the rest of it. 4. Establish a socialist one world order where resources are abundant and humans are happy to have what they have and only strive for intellectual pursuits. 5. AI and robots take care of all the farming, production, construction, maintenance, etc. 6. Grant humans immortality but limited reproductive capacity. 7. Give humans capacity to manipulate gravity, fold space, and all the science required to explore and occupy space. 8. No gender or sexual orientation bullshit. Men are men, women are women, and men and women are attracted to each other. No pedos or sick freaks. 9. Reveal myself to humans as their leader. 10. Spend eternity fucking and enjoying life.
>>734334726 Implement: One can now change perspectives to another's (given both consent) in order to understand them better. >This should take care of conflicts.
Change: Everything is now energy efficient as fuck.
Change: the circumstances concerning death. People now have a choice: face nothingness, be reborn as another human, or become one with an immortal collective conscience. Everyone knows this. >This should take care of fear
Remove: the limitations on our minds that make us incapable of understanding everything. >This should take care of our potential
Change: rate of aging to be 1/10 of what it currently is.
Implement: Common instantaneous travel.
Implement: Viable & energy efficient terraforming. >These 3 should take care of our longevity
Remove: Killers by mechanism in our brains that make us so repulsed at the idea of killing another human that any killer is literally killed by their own conscience.
Change: Give me the power to use the powers of any anime character I so choose
Implement: Like >>734337054, 10% of all males become STD-immune, self-lubricating, exclusively homosexual traps that shit pure honey & age at an even slower rate.
Change 5: >Make myself immortal until I choose to die >Give myself superhuman charm and sexual ability >Make myself extremely ripped >Give myself an 8" penis >Give myself superhuman intelligence and a photographic memory
Implement 2: >"The force" would be an actual force in the universe, and I'd be the most affluent >Advanced "Sci-Fi" level technology that lets us populate the universe
Skip all the bullshit and just go for it. If I was gifted god powers, I would simply wipe out this world and start it over. If I have god powers, then I AM god, and what's preventing me from doing that?
>>734334726 Remove: 1. Everyone who isn't white, including and especially Jews 2. The French 3. Communism 4. Hipster Glasses 5. Welfare
Change: 6. All women would have asses at least the size of the woman in OP's pic, as well as C cups at minimum 7. Pizza would have 10 calories per slice, despite being as tasty and satisfying as it currently is 8. Hot gingers would become ten times more common
Implement: 9. People would be married at 16-20 years of age. They'd be expected to have and raise children. Divorce would be illegal and adultery punished by death. 10. Taylor Swift (subject to the new big ass regulation) would be my wife.
>All these people culling other races, religions, sexualities, etc. You have LITERALLY the ability to do anything- i.e. you can CHANGE the fabric of space-time, yet you guys choose to WASTE a change on removing races because you've met a couple people you didn't like??? Couldn't you AT LEAST fucking make you shit "Change all non-whites to white."?? Wouldn't that make way more sense? Shows how fucking useless and shortsighted /b/ is. I'm glad none of you are in charge of anything.
>>734334726 Remove trump Remove republicans Remove cuntservatives Remove religion Remove greedy politicians Add a more accepting society worldwide for individuals that do not fit the norm Add a well stocked food supply for every individual on the planet Remove all polluted water Add a deeper human desire on a global scale to explore and colonize the universe Remove sports video games like madden. Go play outside
remove disassociative gender identity disorder, implement a working economy, kill all Arabs/Muslims, raise human IQs to a minimum standard of 120, unlimited food supply, unlimited water supply, worldwide standard currency, no war, resources such as oil are renewable, make 4ch the new dominant social media
>>734361199 >You faggots are disgusting. >introduces change that makes humanity break past its limits Ah, please direct me to yours. I can already tell at least half of it will be obsessing over people you dislike.
>>734334726 Trumptards BLM Antifa Disease People with iqs under 105 Muslims Damage to the earth Give me power to see into the past Rape Make sure all kids have access to education, medical attention and good stable homes.
>>734334726 1: I am granted immortality 2. Also fire manipulation 3. Also ability to see and know everything(kinda like omnipotence) >Now I can cure cancer and do pretty much everything all humanity can do, because I already know it 4. Earth is indestructible, if sun ends, it will be teleported to a similar solar system. 5. Create a loyal follower, a demon made from smoke to serve me even when I am no longer a god, can't turn against me 6. Also a being from light, same rules 7. Everyone has base IQ of 180, humanity advances. 8. Birth control, the ecosystem can disable fertility if the number of people is overwhelming, number of people is never below optimal for colonization 9. The real god, he who grants me his powers for 10 wishes, has no power over me or my creations while they are on earth. 10. A machine that possesses God's wisdom is at the service of humanity, for judging , answering questions and advancing men.
1. Remove Religion. 2. Remove Hunger 3. Remove Sickness 4. Remove Greed 5. Make me Instamove through the Universe 6. People can fly 7. Get me an Habitable Asteroid 8. Make Trump smart 9. Get a nice Cheesecake 10. Get a 4Chan Gold Account
Do you fucks know what IQ means? You can't remove people below a certain IQ because the mean will just change accordingly. It's defined to be 100. Even if you change the mean to be defined to be 115 or some high number, It won't do anything.
1) blow up africa 2) blow up russia 3) blow up middle east 4) make myself invisible so i can rob banks 5) drugs legalized 6) 8x6.5 in cock for myself because any bigger for most normal girls is to much 7) power to make any woman like me to fuck 8) no more speed limits 9) no more diseases (includes all) 10) perfect teeth that will never fuck up
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