How do I bruise my knuckles? I'm a method actor, and need

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>>734328559
You're not punching hard enough, your brain is holding you back from doing it your "hardest" because it doesn't want you to injure yourself. Get drunk, and then punch a wall your hardest. Over and over. Should do the job.

>>734328559
Put your hands in icy water for a few mins then punch a brick wall

>>734328559
Just use makeup you fucking retard.

>>734328559
Go punch a tree repeatedly. The rough surface of the bark will help

Punch through the wall. Dont just stop and pull back when you feel it. Imagine youre puncing the other side of the wall

roofer here, shingles fuck your hands up preddy gud

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>>734328728
That one

Knock on a metal door or wall or concrete for a while multiple times

>>734328559
>How do I bruise my knuckles? I'm a method actor, and need this for a role
As the late, great Laurence Oliver said to Dustin Hoffman, "Why don't you try acting, dear boy?"

>>734328559
Sounds like you need mental help not acting help retard

>>734328776
>make up
>method actor

You do know what a method actor is right?

>>734328559
Punch harder you fucking pussy

>>734330055
Someone who'd damage his joints just for a performance apparently. While you're hitting the wall with your pussy hands, smack it with your forehead too for good measure.

punch harder. growing up my brother would punch holes in the wall. his hands where always red and bruised

>>734328559
punch sand. Trust me I know.

>>734330188
^

>>734328559
makeup asshole bruise knuckles are almost broken theres no way to bruise a knuckle without broken it

>>734328559
Aren't you a method actor? Go get in a fight you cockpiping fagstronaut.

>>734328559

You're out of your mind theater fag. Use makeup.

"My dear boy, try acting."- Laurence Olivier

>>734328559
You could try the method of not being a pussy?

Lift the skin on the top of the knuckle, and bite/chew at it, not to break the skin but to damage the vessels underneath.

>>734330769
>Gnawing at your own knuckles
Lmao I'd love to see that. Bonus acting points if OP does it while growling like an angery doggu

>>734330528
16 minutes too late - read the thread
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>>734328704
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Easiest way to make believable damage is to take of your bed sheets and rapidly punch the top of your mattress, maybe adding a downward motion. Really effective.

>>734328710
This. Tried and true.

>>734330188
upvote

Just use makeup dumbass.

>>734332046
B-b-but it's method acting.

Fill a small sturdy sack, fill with rice, lay hands flat, lift have then bring down sharply, repeat five to ten times.

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>>734328559
Careful punching walls. Last time I did I broke my hand.

>>734332372
You punch with your middle and index finger, not your pinkie lmao

>>734328559
>>734328710
>>734328728
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>>734328809

muscles bruise. bones do not. you don't have muscle between your knuckle and skin, dumbass.

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>>734332545
You sound like a pro. Interesting you've never heard of a boxer's fracture.

>>734333237
Boxers fracture their hands when boxing without gloves because they never learnt the correct gloveless method.

>>734333460
Not the guy you're talking to, but I am an amateur boxer.
There's so many tiny bones in your hand that even with a "gloveless method" you can still easily fuck your hand up. Even with wraps and 14oz gloves on a small cardio bag I've managed to badly bruise my middle finger...

OP, punch glass, it will tear the knuckle as well. The best thing is glass bottles, you know like vodka bottles or whatever that have a sticker on? Smash the bottle, and punch the sticker/glass combo that you'll find once you smash it.

>>734328559
I can't even begin to understand how you're this stupid.

Go look up some pictures of busted knuckles, get some makeup, and paint the injuries on. Don't actually maim yourself you fucking idiot.

>>734328559
Do a few sets of knuckle push-ups on concrete every day for about a week. The weight and resistance will cause bruising/callous. Boxers do that shit.

>>734333746
>There's so many tiny bones in your hand that even with a "gloveless method" you can still easily fuck your hand up
Yeah I know, that's why I generally avoid street fights. Even if you win there's nothing gained but some scratches and bruising, maybe even a broken hand. Then how am I going to fap?

a belt or metal ruler you git, slap across the knuckles, within a few minutes of propper slapping theyll be brused pretty good

>>734328559
you aren't hitting hard enough faggit

you might think you're punching as hard as you can, but you're really not.

Get some shitty old boxing gloves (a gym always has a pair) and box a bag. Legit easy and painless.

>>734328559
Burn them man, it's going to hurt like a bitch but you'll end up looking the same as the pic.
Heart a pot up and press your knuckles against it for a couple of seconds.