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You know what? this is my gf and this is my dick... and she's

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You know what? this is my gf and this is my dick... and she's satisfied.. so boys dont worry.. ;)
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Are you sure?
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>>734307465
yeah deadass sure
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its not my small dick that's holding me back... its my face, personality, social skills, and so on.

i haven't even gotten to the point where i can be rejected for the size of my dick :(
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>>734307411
Not trolling.

What tells you she's satisfied? How can you be sure?
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>>734307411
that's not what she said
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>>734307411
Lemme guess; you're usually in no rush getting yourself off
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>>734307508
:(
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>>734307508
i feel you /b/ro
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She is satisfied, not by your dick but by all the other dick she is taking
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>>734307542
Sounds like an extra ten minutes work faking with this faggot gets her free rent and food. Then all the normal cock she could want when he fucks off
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>>734307411

She tells you that to spare your feelings. You're probably a really nice guy and she's loves your personality and stuff but I imagine she's left feeling wanting in the sex department.

Was she a Virgin when you first got together? If so she probably doesn't know any better. Hopefully you have the long knobbly fingers of Treebeard to satisfy her.

Either that or she's an absolute butterface
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>>734307411
"Oh baby I cum every time"
"I love you so much, I am enjoying our sex"

>a fight later
"I faked it"

See you when that happens op.
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>>734307411
Good. We are happy for you.

Dubs checkd
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>>734307744
Dubs of truth.

>oh wow I've never seen one so big OP go easy on me k?
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>>734307744
Every girl will say they fake it if u allude to sex during an argument

Only kids and idiots are unaware if a girl got off or not

There is an astronomical difference between kegal excersises and the exorcism like vibrations from an O
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So how do you satisfy her?
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>>734307411
Listen op, as someone who has had a two year progressive downfall into insecurity, then a year of climbing back up to sanity let me tell you a few things.

Please read these sentences with an open mind and heart and realise I'm not trying to troll you, rather advise you:
1.girls know exactly how sensitive this thing is.
2.girls will lie for hours, days, weeks before getting caught red handed and even then they will try to manipulate and headfuck you.
3.some girls enjoy doing this.
4.girls really do crave 7/8/9inch dick. This is something that you fucking just need to accept and stop being in denial.
5.girls are very likely to cheat, I mean 80% chance she'll put in her mind the idea of dicking another guy when she knows your schedule too well.
6. Of the 80% chance that I mentioned before she will go beyond her way, will work extra hard, and will literally enjoy hiding it from you.
7. You won't fucking know what hit you, she might even break up with you for other reasons while her cheating is something unrelated.
8. Stamina, a nice looking athletic body, and swag wins everytime. She really doesn't give two shits how smart you are.
9.she doesn't give a fuck how good you are at programming, guitar, basketball, acting, owning a company, or anything you are really proud of, because once that hot lifeguard takes his shirt off she will revert to a primitive animal who will spend days may weeks plotting to fuck him.
10. Girls are selfish manipulative liars who in the worst moment will actually use your dicksize against you.

I know I sound like a hurt faggot, but believe me this applies to everysingle girl on earth, your sister, your mother, your gf, your dentist. Every fucking girl has this "mindset" and so after knowing this be very fucking careful who you marry.

You can fuck around with girlfriends, and whatever suits you. But when you are going to get married you should find one with the least bit of infection of the whore virus.

There are degrees
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>>734307411
You're wrong op

As an insanely insecure man that has stopped dating due to blowing my partners flaws up as an excuse to leave them

I can safely say if i were fucking you, I'd have an out plan that, depending on living arrangements and quality of life, could be a 3-5year contract
I'd be there for tou every waking moment, telling you how much you mean to me, etc.. but on the 365th day of that 5th year, it'll be all, "i love you, im just not 'in love' with you"
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>>734307411
Op doesn't know that his gf lies
Oh god the fucking sadness of this world
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>>734308163
You're familiar with porn right?

You know that's not a real orgasm right?

The couples aren't making love or babies they're literally acting. Even the squirting and clamping.

Not that hard to fake a real looking and feeling orgasm.
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My girlfriend took a blow to my ego and told me I have a small dick (6inches exactly)

Let me tell you guys about it? Anyone interested?
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>>734308426

This guy.

Apart from the "owning your own company" bit. The whole gene can be treated and kept under control with the use of prescription unlimited credit card access and exotic holidays. Clothes, money, jewellery, holidays. These things alone can overcome a whore's tendencies
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>>734308774
Are you disagreeing or agreeing, I'm not sure which one you are.
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>>734308426
I'm smart apparently, I'm athletic, reasonably financially secure, 9inch Dick, confident, well read, witty, independent and domestically capable and humorous occasionally

This is still a problem kek
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>>734308426
You are a butthurt faggot.
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>>734308720
I'm referring to the vibrations within the vagina

even as a male, try doing kegals that quickly

..and yes, I'm aware of porn son
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>>734308720
The only potnstar that I knew of that didn't fake her orgasms was Dani Daniels. Read an interview where she said she doesn't fake orgasms because she enjoys sex too much and there's no point in faking
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>>734308749
Sure hit it bro.

I'm a large guy. Still got fucked up. It's apparently not size related..
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>>734307731
Are you a virgin, a /b/tard or did you grow up with all the wrong people?
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>>734308426

Was almost gonna argue, some girls are special.

But no shit, if Lifeguard Chad takes his shirt off, even your 'special' little nerd alternative girl turns into a fucking slut.
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>>734307734
Or she's not a skank with a loose pussy so his dick is able to satisfy her. Or you're just a silly virgin who thinks girls only enjoy big dicks lmao
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>>734308830
I think he wanted to disagree, but inadvertently agreed in his borderline-esque argument
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>>734308893
That's exactly my point.
A whore is a whore, it has nothing to do with you.
You could be a chiselled Greek god statue with a bigger dick and you'd still run into the occasional "I'm so sorry anon, he made me feel special"

If you want to get married, marry one that has a low level infection of the whorovirus
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>>734308749
Yes please cuz I'm also 6 inches and my fear is a girl telling me that. Cuz most girls I've talked to have all said they've had 8in dicks so then I don't feel like bother trying with them
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>>734308895

Nah dawg. Even for us taken fags, he's spot on.

Don't agree? You're either a virginfag or in denial.
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>>734308937
You're referring to theoretical knowledge I'm afraid dude.

Clench your fist as hard as you can, notice how easy it is to induce 'vibrations'

Clench your asshole as hard as you can and sit on it, notice the ease with which you can choose to induce shakes.

It's like practicing crying with squirting.
Still acting, I've had many a soaked sheet and it doesn't make it anymore real than pissing lol
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>>734308957
She really fucking cut me open man.
I've cried about it in private
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>>734309008
Hence why you and I need the gym, to damage control the whore virus
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>>734308974
I guess /b tard is the closest option.

Are you saying this isn't what most women do?

What attracted your parents to each other? Sexual attraction or security you think?
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>>734308749
Im down 2inches from smoking lmao trust me, im fucked up too from a woman

Dick size or whatrver, when it's done with someone you really care about, it will destroy you

P.s 6inches is fine
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>>734309058
A fine observation my dear gentlemen.
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>>734308830
>>734309058

I'm agreeing with everything you said apart from the business bit.

>>734309031

Spoken like a true less endowed neck beard. I feel for you friend. I feel for you.
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>>734308426
Lmao false you have a very bleak outlook on women and from this I know you haven't gotten many or just skanks if these are your views
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>>734309031
'Lmao'

LMAO
tryharder suzy
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>>734309266
Lmao whatever helps you sleep at night fool.
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>>734308950
For sure and I've met women who can orgasm just from thinking about it.

I understand the point of a real orgasm is physiological, but much like your own edjaculation it becomes controllable with practice, experience or sometimes genetics.

Sluts can fake orgasms.
Period, no questions. You literally don't need to touch a whore to get her to squirt..

Sorry bruh your gf faked it too.
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>>734309357

Dubs don't lie my sweet summer child.
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>>734309031
If you post proof of your dick and it's bigger than 6 inches I'll post
My face,Phone number and address in apology and consession to your point

Til then, we found the smallest dick ITT
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I feel like you guys are a bit too insecure. Not every girl wants a big penis.
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>>734309100
Focus on other shit, let them shrink.

Pussy isn't a set of pants that you wear out. It gets tighter again after a while..
For her benefit and yours.

Big isn't better, big is bloody. Every fucking time
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>>734307411
>>734308426
>>734308774

just some corrections from a femanon

4. SOME girls crave 7/8/9inch dicks.. not all you know. the most sensitive part of the vagina is the "entrance" and well, mostly the clit of course
5. SOME girls might cheat... you know there are loyal, truthful women out there. i would never ever cheat on someone i love and hopefully i won't be cheated on..
8. athletic bodies are nice yeah, but not necessary for a true relationship (in face i know a girl who likes guys who have some bellyfat... for whatever reason). the mind matters, especially for a relationship, not just the looks of a guy. if you're an idiot and hot than you are not relationship material...
9. well yeah, i like looking at hot guys but that doesn't mean i would fuck them when i'm in a relationship. don't you like looking at hot girls just for the fun of it?! doesn't necessarily mean you would cheat, not talking about the assholes who would
10. actually, fuck you for generalizing women like that. you clearly had bad experiences with women, obviously you spend to much time with bitches. maybe you should reconsider your life choices

so who the fuck are you to think that you know how another person's mindset is.. you don't know how other people's minds work, even less if they are from the other sex. maybe some girls have complexes and might think like that but clearly not all of us! you are really generalizing the fuck out of fucking everything


(sorry for mistakes, not a native english speaker here)
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>>734309230
This guy knows the truth.

Besides if your dick isn't enough for you get good with the hands and mouth, that shit works quicker anyways
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>>734309150
I never said i wasn't I'm afraid, dude

Regardless therw is truth to everything, add in awareness/connection, muscle tightening intervals and either they are practicing in the mirror like fucking susan hepburn for her next gig in a contracted 9movie series, or I'm pretty good at it

Given evidence, i choose to believe the latter, dude
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>>734309558
True they want a free ride and rent too
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>>734309100
Alright man listen

I've had 5 sexually active relationships in my life, many of them long term, two short terms

I've learned that eating pussy takes time, fucking takes being in the moment and having stamina. I consider my self an ok guy in bed, I'm not Brad thundercock, and I'm not built like an MMS fighter but I have very very low body fat with some muscle definition.

I'm an average-above average looking guy with a nice face. I got plenty of looks and smiles growing up, a girl fighting to stay with me, a whole bunch of ego boosters growing up.

Come my ex gf, at the time gf. Who decides to stab me with an invisible knife and tell me I don't satisfy her because of my dick size, I took this to heart and started having ED with her, this made things worse. I took Viagra at a young age just too please her. I had difficulty focusing on fucking her because of my self doubt (which was non existent for 25 years)
And eventually I cracked down and cried like a bitch, I felt anger and sadness and overwhelming depression. She was still with me at the time fucking my head and telling me things like "it's ok I enjoy you anyway" and a whole myriad of emasculating things.

I finally broke up with her, because I couldn't bare loving someone so much and not being able to please them in bed. (She only "came" when I ate her)

After the break up my buddies took me a brothel to cheer me up, it was nice of them. But I couldn't fuck the whore there so I sat down naked telling my story to the already paid for the hour whore.

She loved me more than my mother, gf, and best friends combined.

She took me home to her apartment immediately after the hour was done, she made me dinner and we talked for 5 hours minimum about girls, guys, dicks and pussies.

What she told me will forever stay with me, she said girls are insecure, and they are so insecure that they will hurt you and make you insecure so they don't have to be the insecure ones in the relationship.

As in
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Don't base your relationship satisfaction with the level of satisfaction you think she begets from your cock because women are programmed to not be satisfied. I think it's an evolutionary thing. So if you have the perfect cock suddenly she'll long for a smart guy, if you're a genius she'll yearn for a big lumbering oaf, and if you have everything, she'll start fucking girls.
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>>734309115
You are a butthurt faggot as well.
My gf loves my dick
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>>734309230
Read this
>>734309731
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>>734309615
Shut the fuck up you retard.

These people are posting actual experience and your posing speculation.
Sorry it hurts your gender are predominantly sluts.
Sorry you don't agree.

Get a job and be independent, go pull up some sort of logic or fact that would refute me, till then shut up timestamp tits and tasty sandwiches

Get on that shit you ducking cum dumpster
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>>734309275
You are just scared I am right.
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>>734309495
It's more like 6-6.5 nothing crazy. Never said I had a big dick, just confirming with op you don't need a big dick to satisfy women. I'm 20 and prolly slay'd more pussy that your fat self ever will. Don't care to show some fag my dick or care to prove anything to fats over the Internet. Have fun being a scrub. :)
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>>734309100
i really don't fucking get this and i'm a girl.... a vagina is between 8-12cm deep (a.k.a. 3.14-4.72inches)... where is the fucking point of having a considerately longer dick than that unless you like reeeeal deep anal pen?! as far as i know not that many girls are actually into anal

i mean you could argue about girth with makes a much bigger difference.

(vagina size according to wikipedia)
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>>734309615
Tits
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>>734309731

>MMS Fighter
>MS Fighter
>Your muscles don't work
>Aye lmao sex
>Alium
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>>734309723
At least you admit it's a choice

As I choose to be a cynic :)
Thanks
For the discussion, at least you're not rude like fem-anon
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>>734309615
>so who the fuck are you to think that you know how another person's mindset is.. you don't know how other people's minds work

Which translates to
"STOP REMINDING ME OF HOW PARASITIC AND WHORISH I AM"
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>>734309979
hahahhaha, no.

nah, won't gtfo :)
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>>734309615
Basically this ya

It's like saying evdry red apple will be sour, but some are very sweet haha so gay but perfect analogy
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>>734310022
parasitic? mh, no. yeah i might be whorish but that doesn't mean i sleep around :)
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>>734309905
Nah I just think it's silly dudes actually think this way to such an extreme.
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>>734309919
You literally just admitted I'm right.

Have fun with the insecurities of having a small unsatisfactory dick, probs cut too faggot kek
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>>734309933
Wow, the ignorance..

Haven't explored your own pussy if you're real.

Fisting it's a thing, probably not Wikipedia though
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largish dick here.
still have to work my ass off to bring my grill to orgasm, so OP has the right idea.

a big schlong doesnt automatically mean that you're good in bed, gotta work on them foreplay and pussy eating skills bois
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>>734309882
Absolutely dude.
My dick has been all over the place in size and it took me so long to accept the whore complex. But what helped was listening to the black Phillip show.
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>>734310076
>whorish
>doesn't sleep around

Even as a second language... how does that make sense?
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>>734310065
i guess that analogy is kinda true :D
i mean most guys are assholes, most girls are sluts, that's life. (being a slut doesn't mean you are sleeping around... i might be slutty but i only had one dick for the past like 3 years)

it's hard to find a good partner but that's true for all poeple, no matter the sex
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>>734310113
Lmao are you retarded? I confirmed my cock was that size even a lil bigger than what you said. I'm not the one crying all girls are hoes like yourself. You seem to be projecting your insecurities onto me.
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>>734310261
wouldn't you want your personal slut? cause i'm his.
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>>734310191
Also social and interpersonal skills, conversation skills, probably a trade skill to bring in the money.

Or just spread
Your legs and take it all for free with a fake couple of words and a smile
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>>734310076
Why be typical in response?
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>>734310028
Not femanon then
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I'm 15 and my dick is about 6,5 inches big. Is it enough?
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>>734310001
You really come off more unbearable than the people you hate, dude

There is nothing wrong with females either, spend some time with one, who knows.. maybe she'll teach you to stop being such a passive aggressive prick so you can finally be happy

Who knows, u may be speaking to one right now
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>>734310391
well don't really care if you believe me :D just wanted to share my opinion
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>>734310288
Sure attribute that to me.

I said post proof of your endowment or I'm right.

You didn't

Therefore I am right.

Ergo. Have fun with that tiny meat stick, do women snicker (pun intended) when they ask if it's actually fun sized.
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>>734309731
As in a cunt would feel intimidated, threatened, and worry that you might cheat. So her idea of remedy is to blow your ego up and make you feel hurt.

You might have said something like "I'm tired baby I can't have sex today" and your sweet princess would take that as a major breach to her security systems so the next day she fucks your best friend and calls your dick useless.

This is what the prostitute said, she said she did this to guys growing up, she said she'd had every dick size imaginable and she told me that it's not how big it is that matters (coming from a prostitute) she said that she enjoyed customers sometimes and sometimes she hates them regardless of size.

She said in her personal life, she had no preference, she wanted to feel loved, she wanted to get fucked out of love, she wanted her boyfriend to fuck her lovingly and that's all she really needed to get off.

She said that I should forget about that girl and understand that she's just a hurt little brat who manipulated me into self hate. That my dick is fine, is beautiful and the only real issue is confidence.

She kept me at her apartment almost against my will for three days (imagine a prostitute taking three days off) she said she could afford it.

She asked me to stay, and asked me to have sex with her.

I lost my errection maybe 15 times in those days, and she just sat there telling me "forget that bitch, your dick is nice and I want you to fuck me with it"

I cried like a fucking toddler in her arms, I hugged her and cried and snorted and spat and took showers and tried again.

She got me from broken insecure man, to "I am a fucking awesome mother fucker and fuck any girl who doesn't like it"

She is currently my best friend.

The moral of the story is
Stop getting mindfucked, fuck women who judge you, and just remember that anything near the 6inch range is PERFECT.

hope at least one of you finds closure in my words. To you anon, I love you man, your dick is really just fine
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How much money you make OP?
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>>734310438
Wtf?! Someone call the police
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>>734310361
oh yeah, thats a given.
to keep a girl around you need to be able to make her laugh and to have meaningful conversations as well.
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>>734310348
Nope. I like intellect and humour.

Honest and deep connection.

I can fuck a whore for free if I'm witty enough. Why bother settling for something I don't have to work hard to keep?
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>>734309933
You haven't had arousal levels high enough to push your cervix back

Your "tiny vagina" can literally take. 9inch coke botth
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>>734309997
Mma
Sorry typo
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Here's a tip virgins:

If sex is ALL ABOUT the orgasm, you're doing it wrong. Don't worry though, most people have this mindset. But that's because they are probably horrible at sex.

My ex only properly came when I fisted her. Are you saying I should feel like less of a man because my penis isn't as good as my fist? That could only be explained by some serious /b/-logic.
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>>734310438
It could be an inch and the answer is still that's up to you anon.

Now fuck off outta here fore I call the muds
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>>734310076
"I might be whorish"
So you finally get it?
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>>734309867
Im good even after losing 2inches its still big enough. I was 9inches :DDD

that being said, don't read that.. last advice I'd take is from a callous whore at a brothel

Women are human beings, just as many scum piece of shit men. It's about finding the right girl, and letting the scum pick one anothers bones
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>>734310109
One day you will understand.
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>>734309786
Lmao oaf
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>>734307734
Not op. That's how I do it. I've got like zero vitality once my dick goes in unless I've been drinking or just finished already, but I'm a mechanic. My hands are almost freakishly strong and full of stamina. I make her beg for me to go in for about 5 minutes before going in for real. She says she gets a secret joy when her friends complain about their sex life
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>>734310476
Project away, I'll take some of your insecurities you seem to have a lot of em. As for this thread it seems to be filled with people who can't get girls off like yourself so I'm out. Have fun and I'll continue to pleasure my girl with a 40in+ ass with my "small dick" lmao
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>>734310458
>who knows you might be speaking to one now
Ooooohhhh spooky, I'm in such privilege to be speaking to a girl

Go fuck your self srsly, you are entitled to nothing other than a creampie and some food.
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>>734310458
Keep putting up the straw man.

You know me so well.


Dude the girl I had was fucking years beyond anything you've got.

Are you a doctor?
Are you funny?
Are you sexy?
Are you independent?
Are you rich?

She was and I still left her.

But you? None of that, you're on fucking 4chan faggot. Impressive.


Shit isn't about other people noob, that's kids shit finding yourself in other people
Stfu faggot.

If all you see is anger that's on you. The points in there to be read.
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>>734308426
Biggest faggot in the world right here.
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it's not the size of the boat that counts, but the motion of the ocean. you're fine OP don't worry.
people on /b/ are just fucking with you.
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>>734310438
Dude, use it or lose it. If I could go back I'd pump erections to smooth out the outside with the inside. Jelqing will help but that won't matter till you're 19 and will have to pick from typical recluses and typical whores, both with nothing to say, meaning they just say the same shit. They know and it'll make them insecure, acting out makes someone better at feeling that emotion. Use yourself. Let it breathe, I had only one good intimate moment, it was when I was your age. Just be careful you'll eventually meet a bitch in a cult, that if you're a vigilante applauder, she will try to hurt you. Even try to get you raped.
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>>734309933
Your full of shit

Feeling the cervix wrap around ur cock is truly an experience
It's also terrifying to do with someone you love kuz you don't want your baby getting cervical cancer, but fuck is it visceral

Introduced a girl who had a bf with a tiny xock before.. she couldn't walk the next day :DD "i didnt know i like it so uh uhh DEEP" lmaooo
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>>734310736
Yep can't make an argument so you throw up the straw man and run away saying you win.

Not how debating works.

It's actually embarrassing how bad at this you are, you need to learn the rules before you pick a fight
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>>734309731
>>734310496

I never thought I could have a clit throbbing from reading a post on 4chan.
I am a femanon and I want to fuck your brains out
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fat fuck small dick.. she pays the bills while im moving.. haha go home and rage kids
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>>734310496
thx now i have a boner
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>>734310999
Trips of slut

Thanks for the proof faggot, way to prove your point. Way to use your words
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>>734310535
clearly you don't get what i mean or you are not into kinky sex
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>>734310971
Just wanted to see your silly reply, didn't run, also wasn't debating just pretty much calling you a retard who doesn't know shit about girls, and it's true. But iiight now I'm really out peace fag
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>>734310263
Men are assholes and women are bitches

Your slutty style isn't an innate personality trait, it's way of your media induced lifestyle with your fuckboi
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>>734311108
wat?
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>>734307411
My dick is bigger but I agree with you
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>>734310496
thank you for this
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>>734310466
You probably some dude
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>>734307411
Only a gay guy knows how important size is to women, you straight guys will never get it. You will never understand what it feels to submit to a thick long dick penetrating your very being hard and fast.
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>>734310999
tits or gtfo
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>>734310496
I have mixed feelings about this
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>>734310804
Case in point

I never said to find happiness in others, i said to lose the tude, dude

Love ya /b/ro and i hope things get better
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>>734308426
U got cheated on pussy.
There are PLENTY of girls that do not fit in that description. Maybe its just Murica who is fucked
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>>734307411
"That orgasm was so good"
"But you're kinda dry"
"Oh yeah, I'm like that, even though I had a mind shattering orgasm I don't get very wet"
"Oh ok, awesome but your nipples are soft too"
"Yeah lol it runs in the family, we don't get errect nipples!"
"Oh oki, but your clit isn't sensitive?"
"Oh no, I don't get sensitive after orgasms, why are you asking so many questions?"
>she then goes to take a long "shower"
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>>734310764
Where did i say i was a woman spaz eeeesh the anger towards the opposite sex can only mean 1 of 3
1.no nookie for this fucking cookieboi
2.gey
3.REEEE
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>>734308426
This.
Except money sometimes keeps them loyal. Soooomeeetimes.
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>>734311173
You obviously suffer from the feminine trait of trying to speak from authority.

Bitch you have no idea what kinky is.
Nor how to please your man.

Sorry, you sent an expert if that's your advice. Other people in the thread have far more experience obviously.

All I'll say is your cup is full and overflowing
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>>734310923
rofl, the cervix does not wrap around your dick you fucking kissless virgin, real sex is nothing like your pathetic chinese animes
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>>734311204
Proved me right faggot. Thanks

Way to argue, I gave you the argument and the point and you still blew it.

Good job, sure showed me.

Knew enough about women to state your argument before you made it kek.
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>>734311772
I find pleasure in knowing you will never amount to anything other than some guys semen drop hole.

Everything you care about, and the whole world will never see you as anything other than barely fuckable average girl, and as you grow old age will take a shit on your looks and your husband will cheat on you, making you feel very very worthless.

This is where you are headed.
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>>734311849
Arent* not sent
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>>734310496
I...love you...
Please respond
>>
Guys and girls if you argue stick to the point

The ur dumb no ur dumb bullshit is old already
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>>734311947
Your only argument was you wanted to see my dick it's pretty hilarious how smart you think you are.
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>>734312088
Nope I'm not letting you sidestep.

Good try for the misdirection
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>>734307508
Mate don't worry the girls will come I used to feel really down about that shit but then I decided not to worry about it and enjoy my life and guess what I found out a really hot girl and I mean out of this world hot liked me and then I asked her on a date she said yes and we are going on a date this year the relationships will come you just have to stop worrying about it enjoy life because if you worry about it 24/7 and keep trying to act different it wont interest people but if you just be yourself they'll be interested.
>>
I don't understand why you don't just cheat on your girls?
Serious question, why not?
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>>734312088
Dubs of truth

>>734312199
Sages by dubs of truth.
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>>734312048
I love you too, wtf do you want me to say lol
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>>734312306
Does this have a specific mark?


If a relationship is genuinely good no one will cheat (generally) for both genders
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>>734309731
>>734310496
While a little far fetched, I can see it happening.
Good for you anon, cool brory sto
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>>734307411
Thanks /b/ro I just got a girlfriend and really needed this.
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>>734312420
You i need some sage time with your bestie. What a champ, she should be a therapist and paid like a surgeon.

Thanks for saving the thread my good sir
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>>734312472
Hear me out moralfag
If she will never know, say you travelled to another country and at the hotel a 9/10 gives you a wink. What's stopping you from fucking her brains out?
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>>734311873
ARE YOU FUCKED lmao

W/e, as a man who fluctuates between 7-9 inches depending how stressed/much I'm smoking.. i can safely say, i feel sorry for you
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>>734312565
If she's your gf your dick size isn't important.

Your heart and mind should always be bigger than your cock.

If that sounds gay to you anons
Fight me faggot
Oh?

You can't?
Coz you're a faggot?
That's k me too
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>>734312573
She gave me more love and healing than any therapist ever could. I would literally donate a kidney to her if I could, I was suicidal before meeting her.

And thank you for reading my baww post
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>>734312586
You shouldn't need to cheat if you are happy
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>>734312596
>as a man who fluctuates between 7-9 inches

It's okay, we all make the mistake of saying inches instead of centimeters sometimes.
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>>734311980
Im actually a pretty handsome man with a nice big dick

If i wasn't so fucking depressed rn I'd have it made, losing probably near 20pnds in muscle via a diet of pot and alcohol isn't fun

Even in this state, i question if you could be seen with me in public.. but I'll let you suck my dick if you buy me a bacon mcdouble
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>>734312586
Well that's up to your moral philosophy.

Could you live comfortably with yourself?

That's your answer. Can't remember if it's keerkegaard (don't care, not spelling it) or neitzche. Some jargon about relativistic morality.

I'm the "women hater" from before btw kek
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>>734307411
Like yourself life experience has taught me dick size has next to no impact on functioning relationships, where it gets tricky is when they begin to break down and most chicks get vindictive - or in short term dating.
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>>734312906
Timestamped dick or landwhale sjw feminist piggy
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>>734312199
Not sure if troll or autismo
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>>734312596
I find my penis size more relative to my arousal. Like I remember "the one" my fucking boner ached man like arching backwards of it own volition aching.

Sorry for the details, but maybe some high grade prom instead of herb?

Not that's the size matters really
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>>734312910
Why not?
Please explain the ramifications of cheating when your partner doesn't know and will never know
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>>734309731
>>734310496
can someone please screencap this pasta for future posting?
I don't know how
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>>734312846
Why not?
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>>734312856
Why not mills or thou then faggot since you want precision.
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>>734313194

Unless your a sociopath I guess.
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>>734313019
Landwhale sjw piggie it is u wierd little creep trying to get photos of other mens penises online, somehow gaining a sense of reward for your efforts

Embarassing bruv
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>>734313284
Explain your logic.
What could possibly be wrong about fucking another girl once or twice a year as your partner never finds out.
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>>734313081
If you are a moral fag you'll have mental issues, regrets/guilt etc that normally affects how you see or affect things in said relationship, it can change the dynamic because it's a lie or secret you're keeping.

If you aren't a moral fag there's always herpes.


Best bet is to find a partner who fulfills you and you fulfill her. Then you shouldn't desire it.

If you do then just own it.

And expect the same in return.
Because that's just cuckholding
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>>734313382
Look, I don't have a real problem with you. We got off the wrong foot.

I just think you're threatened by the post that one anon made exposing the whore nature of women, be it because you are a woman who doesn't like to be branded a whore. Or you might even be a guy who loves his gf and doesn't want to think of her that way.

Whichever the case is, have a bacon mcdouble and think deeply before you marry because women in general nare absolutely trashy and tacky and cheap.

That was the whole point of me arguing with you.
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>>734313194
Because you're happier with what you have that what's on offer tbh..

If you own the nice resturaunt you don't eat at fast food lol.
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>>734313425
Unless you're engaged in a polygamous relationship nothing except the betrayal of trust, you know, minor shit.
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>>734313530
I'm a moral fag, I would never hurt the inocent
I just know women cheat, so I do the same
What the fuck is wrong with my logic there?
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>>734313058
Prom?

Nah its cigs fucking up ny circulation, + i have this like tumor in my balls i thought was cancer or a 3rd nut.. turns out thats a fuck load of eins and honestly i think that's my super power.. but since the blood flow is shit.. my dick capabilities follow suit

Even at full mass when i had this stripper on me whos number i got after (so more than looks there was a connection) and i topped out 8.5 at best... when im really stressed smoking 2packs a day i nearly go down to 6
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>>734313382
Bro it's 4chan.

Traps and shotas everywhere. You're gay and haven't realised it yet dude.. sorry.

I don't want your dick, you're using Disney bucks at cesars palace here..
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>>734313621
Ok and if you own an Italian restaurant, does that mean eating Indian will kill you?

What is wrong with appreciating both? My girlfriend and the random slut I fuck on the side. Especially if I view these random sluts as nothing other than fucktoys while I treat my queen at home with absolute adoration?
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>>734313425

As I said, unless you're a sociopath. You probably are one. The rest of us have something called a moral compass.
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>>734313632
Betrayal of trust?
How is me fucking some random teen in Brazil while on vacation a breach of trust to my gf?
How did I breach her trust!?
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>>734307465
>>734307513
>>734307514
>>734307542
>>734307685
>>734307734
>>734307744


Are you all this damaged from previous relationships or are you all brainwashed by the insane amount of cuckporn or MGTOW filth you partake in?

/b/ has become such a cesspool of betas and jews.
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>>734313530
When did we argue.. i expressed my opinion, you acted like a dickhead so i thought you should be made aware of how borderline you're acting
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>>734313823
I have the very same moral compass
I just don't see why she would be hurt from something she doesn't know about
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>>734313856
I stated that in my post anon, unless you've agreed to a polygamous/open relationship then the assumption in a western world relationship is that you are monogamous.
This is not a hard concept
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>>734307411
More wholesome op-feelsgood threads please.

Good for you op.
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>>734313959

It's not her that should be hurt. It's you for betraying her. That's how a moral compass works.
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>>734313918
No, kid, we've had multiple relationships and realised that women are lying whores who should never be trusted.

Only trust your guys, and your lodge bros
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>>734313586
..and if you agree with the fact that all women are as shit as stated by a callous whore from a brothel

We got off on exactly the right foot
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>>734313425
It's been explained adequately. I understand you're trolling and shitposting but how is it fun?

It's up to how you feel individually as the person doing it.

Nothing else.


At least shit post something solid like
Only libtard cucks are honest enough with themselves to realise no woman ever could like a small cock for free
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>>734313746
K
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>>734313985
How is it a breach of monogamy if she doesn't know
Look I'm not trying to be argumentative, this thread is about girls not being satisfied right? So they cheat?
So why not simply do the same?
>>
>>734313793
Does she know?

Why not?

Or if yes then that's just swinging/cuckholding.
Nothing new or edgy here
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>>734314053
WHERE IS THE FUCKING BETRAYAL IF SHE NEVER FINDS OUT?
>>
>>734313920
Can you read?

Are you even responding to the right post.

You asked a question and got and answer there was no argument. Just outcomes
>>
>>734313823
Leave him man, fuckboi 4ever

Real men are a dead concept, just a bunch of ponce with generic tattoos, "yeeting" down the "skrt skrt"
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>>734314200

You're trying too hard to justify you cheating on your GF anon.

Going into a monogamous relationship, there's really only one unwritten rule..
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>>734314056
I feel for you my dude. But giving up on women seems like something a cowardly bitch would do.

There's good women out there. They're not easy to find and if you claim that you've truly searched, that you've gone out of your way to find a such a woman and you still haven't found one. The fault might lie with you. You can't expect to find a good woman if you yourself aren't a good man.
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>>734314062
I'm not brothel guy, although his post was idiotic it had the same idea I had earlier.

Im>>734309256
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>>734314158
Define monogamy.

Boom

You cannot be polygamous and monogamous. Sorry
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>>734314158
Not saying I disagree, just saying that you either own it or don't. Either way has no impact on anyone else unless you see it does.

That's how subjective perception works sometimes
>>
>>734314200
Lmao this troll
>>
>>734314158
The concept of monogamy doesn't imply knowledge but actions, if you cheat you have betrayed a trust in a monogamous relationship, the fact she doesn't know at the time is irrelevant because the deed cannot be undone and at any point in the future the other party could learn of this breech. This is ignoring the impact this sort of action has on a relationship from the cheaters side, given that people with a functional emotional state carry baggage from the act.
>>
>>734314069
Library cucks are honest enough with themselves to realise no woman ever could like a small cock for free, and I sincerely believe the next ten years in America we will see an explosion of traps and troglodytes and other sjw trash while the black man will be promoted in media even more.

But, I am sincerely not shitposting. What is the worst thing that could happen if you cheat and she doesn't find out? The absolute worst thing?
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>>734314264
Im not gonna green text kuz no

But yes i did read what you said, yes, dude
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>>734314162
Why does she have to know?
My whole argument is that it's ok only if she doesn't know
I'm not trying to hurt her by letting her know, you get me?
>>
>>734308426
Never caught my girlfriend cheating. She did once but told me immediately. Been working through it. Not one sided, I cheated the same day.
>>
>>734314324
I'm questioning that rule
Why is it even there?
There is no harm if the other person doesn't know
>>
>>734314200
In the act. BECAUSE YOU KNOW. BECAUSE
YOU DID IT.

You're making a "does a tree make a sound if no one hears it fall" type of argument and it isn't valid.

The act of mutual lifelong monogamy is a modern concept based on emotion trust and the standard you hold yourself to in a relatiinship.


Doesn't matter if she finds out.


Is it cheating if you bring home hiv? Is it suddenly real then?
>>
>>734314601

Get a dictionary and look up monogamous.
>>
>>734314342
Lol im the same guy that posted that other shit u agreed with, either I'm creating some valid points or I'm full RE... u never know on /b/
>>
>>734314332
I found one that is controllable, that's as "good" as it gets.
>>
>>734314686
You don't even know what you're replying to do you.

You're just treading water at this point but it's cool. I'll play
>>
>>734314686
Where is your trademark shitty porn taste pic?
>>
>>734314475
You could destroy someone who really cared about you and bring them to the point of suicide

I've seen it, he capped the guy then himself, his son later tried killing his wife, her son, son got mom out of house, he slit every suicide place u can think, smashed his head off walls, then hung himself

You are an idiot if what your saying isn't a silly use of excess time
>>
To all the anons posting crazy telling me I'm a troll

Can you please answer one simple question.
How will she get hurt if she never finds it?
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>>734314999
Shitty porn?
What makes them shitty?
A.the beautiful women in them
B.the fact they are all high photo quality
C.you disagree with my opinion

lol
>>
>>734314899
Guess i must have missed something, o well:)
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>>734315055
It's the premise of your argument I'm contesting, not the question.
>How will she get hurt if she never finds it?
Assuming your behaviour is never altered by your actions, which is essentially impossible, she won't.
Answer me this
>How do you guarantee she will never find out
The correct answer is, you can't.
>>
>>734307411
Plot twist: that dick is still flaccid
>>
>>734315055
Dude answer the std arguments for a start.

Then answer the personal morality argument, what philosophy of yours allows this? Ignorance?

The add your justifications.

Your plate is full finish what you already have
>>
My dick its small but yours are smaller...are you korean or what?

And yes...if you fuck well, have good looks, rich or treat her very well. A girl can be satisfied by a small dicks.

Its all about believing inurself.
>>
>>734308426
>female dentist

kek
>>
>>734315621
Way to call out his bullshit anon.

We all know women can't be doctors
>>
>>734315602
That's inherently egocentric and quite patriarchal. Have you not considered her emotional state?
>>
>>734308426
You could easily apply this to men too, honestly though, not all women and men are like this.
>>
>>734315906
Kek
Fuck off.
>>
>>734315798
Emotional state?? Love fade away by time.
You need to be "good" for her to maintain the relationship active. If not they tend to look another man.
Its all about on how u care for the relationship...using the ways you can do best to satisfy her.
>>
>>734316054
I literally rambled some fucking buzzwords and you responded are you a goddamned botnor just fucking retarded?
>>
>>734316257
He's Korean
>>
>>734310496

A female friend did the same to me a while ago after a bad ex. From hardly getting an erection to 5 fucks in a row
>>
>>734312596
if you've ever been close to a woman's cervix you'd know they jump in pain the moment you pound it, virgin

ahahaha
>>
Lmao y'all are a bunch of beta-males.
Imagine really believing every female will cheat on you, that's some next level insecurity. God save your souls.
>>
>>734307508
Your in a catch 22. Your not attracting girls because you are desperate to attract girls. As soon as you forget about them, live your life, do stuff you like doing and make some money then the girls will come. Get to know women through activities that you do.

And most importantly, don't have any expectations when you engage with them. Don't look any further than the present situation. If a girl likes you she will make excuses to be around you. You might not notice at first but that's a good thing because that means that they have been thinking about you for a while.

You will get there buddy.

Also get to the gym if your fat. A good level of fitness gives you more choice
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>>734308426
Give this man a beer !!!
>>
>>734307411
I'm happy for you, but what if you have a smaller thinner dick than that?
>>
>>734307513
She stopped asking if it's in yet a few days ago.
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>>734316619
That's why you hold them there, it's a nice little crown type feeling on the head mr.vanilla
>>
>>734318313
Always thought it felt fucked myself, weird semi rubbery shit.
>>
Average guy here 100% truth.

My wife cums durning sex...penetration doggy style.
On top my wife can ride me and have multiple orgasms....sweating screaming soaking orgasms.

Now truth....my wife has friends who have fucked multiple guys etc big dicks the whole 9. One was a close friend of mine packing 9 inches.

She said in convos these girls admitted not having orgasms during sex. Not cumming from these "big cocks". They gawked when she said she does, she did not go into size discussion....

Point is, all women are different.....some are not sexually liberated that they can cum or orgasm during sex ..... average cock can fill the job.

Now would a bigger dick feel fuller and blow her mind even more.... probably. Do I hit her cervix and get an "ouch that hurts" yes so I'm sure she would be quite sensitive,

My 2 cents....
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>>734308426
>. Of the 80% chance that I mentioned before she will go beyond her way, will work extra hard, and will literally enjoy hiding it from you.
>7.

I feel sorry for you man...
>>
>>734316739
Truth
>>
>>734316739
Listen to this man, 90% of the people posting in these threads have some serious insecurity issues. A big dick is probably the only thing they got going in their life.
>>
>>734310496
I hope this is true
>>
>>734315311
They are fat women
>>
>>734315429
>essentially impossible
That's where you are wrong
>>
>>734315584
Condoms.
I won't let her find out, to protect her.
Everybody is happy.
>>
>>734315906
Spotted the white whale
>>
>>734316464
Those girls are angels from heaven.
Literally
>>
>>734317137
Hear hear
>>
>>734314425
My conscience is clear, no baggage whatsoever, in fact it's a healthy routine.
>>
>>734314550
>she did once
That is my point exactly.
>>
>>734314645
And if I wear condoms and make sure she never finds out whilst never changing with her?
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