g'morning anon, hope you slept well. tell me why you will

Because I can still watch porn of girls getting smacked, zapped, and hurt.

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>>734306821
Good morning, OP.

A few reasons other than fear of pain and emotionally crippling my mother:

1. Just started a immersive HUD-less game of GTA IV, and I want to work on that today.

2. Still have beer left

3. Need to be alive to renew my teaching visa in two days

How about you?

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>>734306952
thats a good reason.
>>734306983
good reasons.
me, i'll carry on. life hasn't made me want to quit yet.

>>734306821
No anoning today because I make a $72k/yr developing software and today I get to work from home in comfy clothes and fap.

>>734306821
Same thing everyday. Not enough courage.

same guy who posted this yesterday

because there's a chance i could have sex today

(didn't fuck yesterday btw)

>>734307123
You keep on, bud. What do you have lined up today?

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I'm very near getting a job automating jobs. I have worked my ass off. Can't just work so hard and not reap the benefits like a dummy. Plus I want this dog.

>>734306821
sauce plz

>>734306983
Did you post the same gif with the same file name in two separate threads like 20 min apart

I matched with my definition of a 10/10

>>734307526
>this

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>>734307239
working from home is awesome yes.
>>734307428
just work.
>>734307837
nice.
describer her. what makes a 10/10 for you.

>>734306821
The monolith told me I will impregnate my wife's cute butthole tonight. So at the very least that is something to live till tomorrow for!

>>734307756
Yep. I've only got like six or seven saved images.

>>734307448
>that dog
Shit taste bro

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>>734308035
You're into pugs I'm guessing. Or white trash pit bulls.

>>734307959
She likes to read and write. We had similar interests, likes the same music as I do. She also runs.
I am really happy for the first time in a very, very long time.

Honestly if i didn't reproduce I probably would have killed myself at 20 Im unemployed no education and im a pretty terrible human. But until my sons old enough cant really kill myself

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>>734308106
3rd Reich's mascot best doggo

>>734306821
>>734307123
sauce pls, about to fap

>>734306821
I had a good three hours sleep .
Life is good , there is only one me in the universe and I have a whole long lifetime to inflict myself upon it.

:)

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>>734308280
Pass. They are good for what they are used for, but I don't like the way they look.

>>734306821

Too much to learn and too much too experience out there, too many pleasures to be had and too many interesting people to encounter. In fact, if at all possible, I'm not planning on dying at all, if I can help it.

>>734308472
I want a wall of labradors .

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>>734306821

Because i still have hope that the future will be better

>>734308657
Underage detected.

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>>734308607
Labs are pretty nice dogs. Was going to get one until I saw this breed in a hardware store.

Because the destiny 2 beta has to be soon

>>734308764
Last time i checked 19 ain't underage

>>734309360
Can't fool me 12 year olds, nobody is hopeful about the future and is at the very least a teenager.

Because my GF promised to cheer me up with her ass, same as always. I'm living for anal, basically...

>>734309506
NineTEEN.
Still at school and living at parents so never got to feel the coldness of the outside world

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>>734309678
u have a good gf.
>>734309309
that will be nice. the previous looked great.

>>734306821
Had a pretty good day, recovering from being at the point of end-thoughts that first started in Jan 16 due to now ex wife's Borderline Personality Disorder

>>734306821
gonna have an edible before work and it will start kicking in a little after I get there

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>>734310025
won't that get you fired ?

>>734306821
Because I've just begun my nurse training and for the first time in my life I've got a good group of friends who I like, who actually seem to like me and I know I've got a purpose in life.

Feelsgoodman

>>734310272
They dont do drug tests here, almost everybody would get fired, I dont really have to interact with a lot of people and I can lock myself in my office if I need down time.
If you get caught smoking, yeah, Ive seen that happen before.

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>>734310589
glad you have friends
g'luck in your training anon.
>>734310683
cool. well keep it up, and enjoy your life anon.

>>734306821
You thread is getting pathetic lately and same goes for your gifs.

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>>734312424
i appreciate the feedback anon.
how r u today ?

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>>734312424

>>734306821
Gf who is my perfect match is sick. She's helped me through everything from ptsd etc. Going to the doctor soon to help her get better. Helping someone makes life good.

>>734314635

Hopefully your hands feel better soon

>>734314749
Kek. I hope she does too anon.

CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER
CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER
CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER
CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER