Hey /b/, you're the knight in pic related. What's your

cringe

>you fucking nigger

>>734306419
>Spoon!

#yolo

>>734306419
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

>>734306419
LETS NOT TURN THIS RAPE INTO A MURDER!

>>734306419

Do Online Now Guys!

>>734306419
>get back up on one knee
"Traps are......"
>support myself with my sword like a cane to get up
"Traps are........"
>finally get up and rush the monster full force and in a loud voice
"TRAPS ARE GAAAAAAAAAY!"
>get clocked in the head and die
>monster looks at my corpse and says
"No"

>>734306555
Trips confirm the existence of The fitness Gram Pacer Test as ultimate catchphrase

>>734306419
Awake, iron!

>>734306419
BEGONE THOT!

>>734306419
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>734306576
+1. lol'd.

>>734306419
SPOON!!!!!

FUCKING AN HERO YOU LITTLE KEYBOARD WARRIOR FAGGOT REEEEEEEEE

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FREE KEKISTAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>734306419
Save my breath tbh

>>734306649
Nice autism

>>734306419
You fucking nigger. You're not getting my wallet

>>734306846
Really, huh that's a first out of all these replies

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I'LL BEAT YOU HARDER THAN I BEAT YOUR POOR MOTHER!

>>734306900
Nice dubs
Mine would be, "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"

>>734306882
You being on 4chan already has you on the spectrum of autism. Rejoice that you are one of the higher functioning individuals here

>>734306419
it's just a flesh wound.

>>734306419
that all you got bitch, my daddy hits harder than that

NOTICE ME SENPIE!

>>734307010
+1

'Tis but a scratch.

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'tis not the certainty of death which propels me forth, but 'tis the security of my dignity. I SHALL NOT DIE A COWARD!!! DEATH MAY TAKE ME BUT HE SHALL NOT TAKE MY LEGACY!!!! FOR THE EARTH WHO HELD ME, THE TEARS WHICH BROKE ME, THE BLOOD WHICH SHED FROM MY EVERY BEING, I WILL KILL YOU, BEAST!!!! DEUS VULT!!!

>>734307322
Come on, you pansy!

>>734306419
I’ve never expected a miracle. I will get things done myself.

>>734306419
Ad mortem Inimicis Ad mortem InimicisAd mortem Inimicis Ad mortem Inimicis Ad mortem Inimicis

>>734306419
>just a flesh wound

You may have taken down my body but you will never extenguish my soul!

Fucking weak.. go back to preschool
I've had women hit me harder

You´ve never seen a man have his period before?

>>734306419
I told you, you will not stick that shit up my ass, you fucking faggot.

Pull my finger ye vile creature.

>>734306419
Your...waifu...is...shiiiiiiiiiiiitt!!!!!!!
>Gets killed by monster and stuffed in Waifu pillow

leeeeroy jenkins

Thou shall suckith my dick foul beast

*LOUDSNORT* Darn it Eugene! We let you have your OC giant-kin race and you pull this PKing shiitaki! SO ITS TIME TO ROLL SMITE-A-MOTHERFUCKER!

You're dying with me today,beast

>>734310412
+1 cause this reminds me of my life...

>>734306419
>ancient knight
>giving the middle finger
>and not the two finger salute
Ishiggydiggy America had no knights in full plate.

>>734306419
I'm 'bout to yell "timber" up in here you tree faggot.

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>>734310488
Shit actually happen in a dnd game once except he was human, had a custom OP assassin class, carved dildos from wood while traveling, called himself The Diddler, USED said dildos, and refered to himself in 3rd person. I personally Barbarian RAGE stomped his skull on PK attempt.

>>734310211
Checked
Dubs destroy the beast
Singles and the beast fucks your asshole

>>734310697
Don't ever try to be witty again.