In honour of Ramadan, for all our Muslim friends I've prepared some delicious bacon for tonight's meal.
Look at all those edges on that!
Ramadan is when Muslim bitches run outside naked while the men perform a tribal dance for fertility. Then they fuck in a big orgy. My neighbors are Muslim, happens every year.
They're allowed to eat it not to starve to death for sure. Like if you force fed a Muslim bacon, God doesn't care. It's clear from the scripture but you don't know that because you are ignorant. - not a Muslim
Don't you fucking dare make that joke again. I live by, and rightly so, the teachings of Muhammed the Prophet and the word of God as told in the Qu'ran. I will NOT suffer your thinly disguised discomfort at the sight of the truth. That bacon will be your spiritual undoing and will jeopardise your life as you know it.
You have been warned. The Qu'rans retribution is swift and lacks mercy
Lol im a muslim and eat almost everyday bacon even on ramadan
So you idolize a guy in a dress, wearing red gay shoes and a funny hat. And this guy is supposed to represent your god on earth...
I would claim not to eat bacon to be the sane option...