Who wants to hear about the time I did 22 Grams of shrooms ?

DL;DR I did 22g of Magic mushrooms. 77% of a muthafucking ounce. And tripped balls.

Alright cock fags. Let me tell you about the time I tripped into whole other plane of existence.

P.s. I used a lot of stock images and shit off Google to enhance the green text experience cuz I'm writing this from work. Lots of gifs videos and etc.

1/13 Cunt.

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>Feel like doing shrooms
>I ask my criminally connected Cuzzo to find da plug
>He find Phil
>Meet up with this wigga Phil
>Typical hippie kid wearing rainbow beanie sporting a goatee and tie dyed cloths and looks like shaggy from scoobert doobert
>Buy 3g for first trip ever
>Only ever smoked weed and had a little bit of ego death from Salvia
>Do 3g of shrooms for first trip ever
>Put it into a sandwich with Nutella and chomped that mother fucker down
>watched legend of Korea and reminded about Avatar and felt so many emotions
>Stared at shit
>Life felt so good
>stared at the wall
>I felt so damn good
>stared at my reflection in mirror
>Muthafuckin colours and shit
>stared at nutsuck
>Damn that's a nuts
>typical high ass shit
>Shit was fucking cash
>Get payed that week
>Got some real fucking cash
>Payed some bills
>Wtf chuck it in the fuckkit bucket
>Used the rest on drugs
>Grab an ounce of weed
>Grab an ounce of shrooms
>Do 3g two days in a row after payday
>Research how to get super high off it cuz second time wasn't as good as first
>Take it with orange juice for stronger high
>Grab some OJ put it in a shot cup
>Grab some shrooms
>Naturally I crush that shit up like a xanax on the bathroom counter of a white suburban home

2/13 Cunt.

>>734284340
No. KYS

>>734284671
dis gon b good

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>Used medieval hindaloo sticks and stones to crush
>Take some fucking
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBODY
>Watch Baraka and Samsara and stare and think about life and people and shit and people are people damn man people all people fuck people I am people etc
>Get intense feeling of nastiness in stomach whole time
>later found out its called gut rot
>High lasts half the length of first time
>WTFBBQ
>Research
>Doing shrooms in short amount of time builds up a quick tolerance
>Fuck this shit
>Couple days later the Squuuaww wanna go watch The 3rd hobbit movie new in theaters
>Cuzzo is part of the Squuuaww
>he calls to pick me up and says “I'll be there in 10”
>I say “Sweet, is it cool if I do some shrooms?”
>Cuzzo says “Do whatever, we gonna blaze either way”
>Hang up phone
>Look at baggie of shrooms
>Flashbacks of gut rot
>single cold sweat runs down my spine
>Look at clock
>9 min to go
FUCK DAT NOISE BERTA BOYS FERDA BOYS REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Grab that sack of shrooms and pound it like a gymnasium full of fist pumpin junior high kids
BEAT THAT BEAT UP
>Have the whole bag of shrooms crushed as if it were cans of multicoloured soda beverages
>Mix the OJ and shrooms like I'm steph curry with the wrist
>Take more shots than a bully at columbine
>Gag like a shitty comedy sketch on SNL
>Puke a little into my Dirty Fanta
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH LORD
>Drank the drank all the way down
>Feeling about as good as Catlin Jenner looks
>Cell phone rings, Cuzzo is here

3/13 Cunt.

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holy shit op regale us

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>Grab the squad get fucking lit in the parking lot of the movies
>My mans asks me how Muh shrooms I did
>Tell um “22 grams b”
>Group goes quiet
> “NIGG3R WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DID 22 GRAMS”
>Keks were had
>Everyone joked about how I might die
>Laugh externally
Internally turrified
>Got tickets to the Hobo 5 Stars
I think it's working Batman
>Damn who turned up that brightness doe ?
>Waiting for overpriced popcorn
>My scene card says Lucifer Niggerbastard
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>Teller kekked
>Feeling super happy drunk waaavy laughy
>Fuck ya nigga
>Feeling like the tits
>Feeling the tits
>Geelong da tuts
>My thoughts are making less sense now
>We came late and movie was already on
>Movie just came out and only seats are in the front row before the rows of super shitty front row
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>we sit there, some people behind us catch a whiff of our scent
AK AK AK AK
>Kush be our fragrance
>Sit roughly in the middle of the row
>Starting from the left it goes me, Cuzzo, JessyDeepBinderPreetveer and Jizza closest to end of the row toward exit
>Everyone puts on 3d glasses
>Feels like I'm melting

4/13 Cunt.

>My legs keep clenching and unclenching
>My whole body is doing it now
>I still hear people laughing
>i don't look back, just stare at the screen
>People running and screaming a dragon fucking shit up
I hear a gong in the distance
>Like the gong from the spirit temple music shit in ocarina of time
>Dragon looking at Orlando Bloom with the fucked up looking arrow flapping wings and taunting
I hear a gong in distance growing closer.
People still laughing.
Constant low buzz of static.

5/13 Cunt.

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>Tell myself I'll be fine it's just drugs
>Dragon turns it's attention to me
>WTF.JPEG
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>Says “YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME ? YOU ARE NOTHING I AM SMMMAAAUUUGG”
>This can't be real /b/ros
WTFBBQWITHLEFTOVERS
>Try to ignore and tell myself “It's just the drugs chill relax damn it's not real”
>Dragon starts talking shit about me
>My whole fucking life
>I'm torn
>saying shit only I know about
>ShitCutsDeep
NIGGA I'M NOTHING TO BANDAGE
>Every bad thing I've done
>every dirty thought
>Chastising me worse than whoever made the Gimp from pulp fiction into the subhuman creature he is today
>I want to cry

6/13 Cunt.

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>Take off 3D glasses
>Look to my right over at friends if they're seeing what I'm seeing
>They look normal just watching the movie
>Look back
>Smaug is flying like 3 feet from my face
>I feel the heat like an ovulating cat
>it burns
>My skin feels singed
>Look to my right my homies still normies
>Too fucked up on the magic to make words or do anything or move
>Can only look upon the dragon in horror and dismay
I hear the gong but closer now.
Constant static grows louder.
Those bitches behind us STILL laughing.
>There is no more movie screen
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>It's just seats up to a few inches infront of my feet and the aisles and rows break away from in front of my feet and the movie is in REAL 3D
>Watching real life hobbit and it finally feels like it's nearing the end of the movie
>Feel like we’ve been at the movies for 3 hours
>All the citizens are running around and screaming and dying and scary music is playing and fucking 80% of shit is on fire

7/13 Cunt.

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>Orlando Bloom turns his only son into a bow
Is this real life
>shoots the fucked up arrow at Smaug
>Watch Smaug scream in agony and at me and finally watch his heinous mean face burn and shrivel to a crisp nothingness of what felt like forever
>Fuck we can finally leave
>later I found out that Smaug dying is literally
>LITERALLY
>The opening fucking scene

8/13 Cunt.

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Gong rings steady loud.
Static is now loud.
Entire audience laughing behind me hysterically
>WTFHOTSAUCE
I put that shit on everything
>Ebbs and flows of mushroom trip are getting to me
>See the Wigger Captain hook Orc chief guy

9/13 Cunt.

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>See his army
>Army starts to run
>See blue bubbles everywhere around me
>Orcs turn from going sideways on screen
>To straight down the audience of people sitting there
>RIGHT AT ME
>they turn me around
>I look down
>Mutherfucker I'm an Orc now running full sprint with the rest in a field of giant blue bubbles
>Shit feels slow mo like I'm under water
>So much tripping can't even remember what's going on or what happened

10/13 Cunt.

>”Hey its dumbledore”
>See the elf queen fighting undead
>Sauroun comes
>Sweet Mother Molasses
Webmd realted
>See the most twisted fucked up shit I've ever seen
>Turn back to the squad if they are seeing these horrible Sauroun eyes of death and fore and fear AND WHY IS SHE SCREAMING
>I'm starting to lose it

11/13 Cunt.

Nice trip so far, keep em coming

Nobody gives a fuck Op. Stop same fagging.

did acid for the 7th time last friday. During the trip i went to smoke a ciggy and the first draw made me throw up. made me decide to quit.
I went through the withdrawals but i havent felt the need to smoke since then.

>>734285615
Come on. Lets hear the last bit already, mr "pretyped"

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I'm very invested in this OP, you remind me of my old friends. Keep going. And fr this whole thing better be pretyped you faggot.

>>734285615
Where's the webm?

>>734285615
THIS THREAD IS GOING TO DIE YOU FAG KEEP POSTING FUCK YOU

>>734285615
come back shrooms man

should have pretyped this shit shrooms man

Niggggga who don't bring their phone to take a dump midway through the story??

damn I dont want this to die i was really into it

OP YOU NIGGER COME BACK

We need to bump to keep it alive
He only had 2 left

>>734288167
I don't know if he's coming back

well...anyone else have shroom stories?

Op confirmed faggot

>>734288301
Nothing Special, juzd good experience

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I'm probably abusing ritalin and beginning to form a bad habit. I need some sound advice I think.

A couple of months back I was introduced to ritalin. To begin with I could drop 20mg and work with incredible focus for 5-6 hours no problem. But the last two weeks since I came back from work (a ship) I've just been snorting it constantly. The focus and drive to get shit done is entirely gone, and I just shitpost, play factorio, and follow impulsive thoughts. I've even considered buying some real amphetamine to get that high feeling and focus back.

How long until I'm a full blown fiend, and what should I do?

Ive done shrooms twice, but only in really low doses. havent tripped real hard, just felt more relaxed and everything was a bit more vibrant. ive tripped really hard on acid before so i was kinda dissapointed. do i just need to take more?

>>734288558
Stop now dumbass your tolerance will drop if you take a break and you won't become a useless Meth head

>>734288558
you should probably cut back a bit

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OP is probably high right now.

OP's Boss fucked him up

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>>734289098

bump for 12&13

bump for shrooms

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OP is a raging homosexual fucking butthole
POST THE STORY YOU GOON

Getting 10 100micrograms of high quality acid. How many should I take at once? And what should I do while tripping?

>>734288621
How much did you do? I did 1.5g and was disappointed compared to 200ug acid

>>734290243
Have you done lsd or other psychedelics yet?

>>734290334
Yeah I've taken acid before but that was with homies and cruising down the freeway at the speed of light this time I'm doing it alone

>>734290515
How much did you do?

>>734290295
honestly i couldnt tell you, first time was maybe a small handfull of small, dried up caps (we made tea with it). second time was an MDMA cap filled with crushed up mushrooms (I took 1, my friend took 3 with half an hour between each one and was tripping super hard)

>>734290295
>>734290673
also my first acid trip was 240ug, and the most ive done was 500ug. did 200ug the other night and quit smoking.

>>734290616
Only got a single tab and didn't know how strong it was the guy we got it from didn't know either

>>734284753
>>734284671
lmao how do I learn to talk like this, shits hilarious

>>734290773
I'd take two tabs. And I absolutely love watching tame impala music videos and animated TV shows.. Video games if you can manage

I'm a lightweight, 3dried grams Subaeruginosa can floor me, but one time I took 12 grams.
The hallway became a deometric landscape where I operated the machine that keeps the universe running, I was essentially God, I stopped time every now and then to check the fractal cogs and do telepathic maintenance on the universe.
After what felt like thousands of years I crawled onto my couch and grew mushrooms from my body until coming down.

Pretty good night tbh

>>734291181
I was already planning to do most of that lol but how intense would it be for 2 tabs?

>>734291531
Growing the mushrooms from my body was a mixed experience, the burst of life and growing was amazing, but the decaying mushrooms would cause me pain and dying mushrooms felt like losing close family, It taught me a fair bit about humility and accepting what is thrown at me in life.

>>734286038
He's posting a green text you stupid faggot. Lurk more

>>734291678
You have to decide for yourself.
First time tripping i did 225ug and after that 200ug every time.

It depends on you tho, a friend of mine can't even do 150ug without tripping too intensely.

I'd go safe and do 150ug and after that one you can approximate how hard you trip and how much to take the next time.

>>734291939
Thanks for the advice, but how would I go about storing it for later use? I'm not planning on doing it all the same week.

>>734292316
wrap in foil and store in a cool dark place.
LSD is heat and light sensitive and will deteriorate when exposed to heat and light.

>>734288645
Meth is nice.

>>734292929
Does a freezer work? not a lot of cool dark places in my house

>>734285615
pre-typed aye. hurry the fuck up faggot I wanted to hear the end

>>734291939
150ug and sensory dep make for a life changing experience

>>734286038
do you have mental retardation or are you just really new?

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>>734293242
Yes should work

>>734293242
Just use your wine cellar

>>734293242
>>734293623
it should, but ive heard somewhere that it doesnt.
the foil should keep it dark, put that in the fridge and it should keep for a month or two.

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I've got a story to share

>friend turning 19, we'll call him drizzle
>decide to do smth crazy
>other friend announces that her parents aren't at home and we can spend the weekend tripping there
>everyone attending did acid and mdma a couple of times
>wanna do smth different
>go buy shrooms to do on friday
>go buy mdma to do on saturday
>sunday is for chilling
>me n drizzle decide to jew the others and buy some acid
>decide to take it with the shrooma and take our part of the mdma on friday
>would literally be the hardest we've ever tripped

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>>734293760
Cont

>friday arrives
>me, drizzle and another friend, we'll call him bobby, do 3 grams each of pretty strong shrooms
>me n drizzle do the acid
>waiting for shit to kick in, watching some vids, listening to some music
>bobby isn't feeling too well and goes on a walk with other guys there
>lolwhatafag.png
>me, drizzle and two other friends decide to go to the forest n chill there while smoking a joint or two
>arrive
>shits kicking in so hard i cant even stand right
>still feel awesome though

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>>734293812
Cont

>decide to lie down on some logs bc i feel really heavy and like water
>slip and land my head a couple of inches between 2 stones
>lolcouldhavedied.gif
>from that moment on realized that lord kek will protect me
>go back to house
>others have returned from walk again
>"bobby is having a bad trip and chilling in my room"
>lol having a bad trip from 3 grams of shroom
>took same amount of shroom, 200ug of acid and 150mg of mdma, feeling awesome
>night continues
>bobby tries to kiss me, drizzle and another friend
>not gay and he's too confused so just forget about it
>everyone else is pretty drunk and were just chilling, talking about stuff and watching samurai jack
>make some pizza
>dankest shit ever

>>734293675
alright well when I get set up my trip should be a good one

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>>734293859
Cont

>bobby stopped talking to everyone, looks and acts confused af
>other friends try to care for him and get him back to normal
>me n drizzle don't give a fuck and just shits n giggles
>"here bobby have some pizza you didn't eat all night"
>he takes the pizza and just stares at it for some time in the middle of the living room
>"is this god?"
>lolwut.pizza
>everyone else is now even more worried
>"we lost bobby, he'll never return back to normal"
>friend who's looking(I'll call him "tard wrangler") out for him shouts out that we should be quiet because he wants to tell us all smth
>everyone stares at him in anticipation
>drunk friend shouts out "i eat ass"
>everyones sides are orbiting pluto now

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>>734293915
Cont.

>bobby now exclaims that he wants to write smth down and needs pen and paper
>tard wrangler rushes to go get some pen and paper
>gives it to bobby
>"here write something"
>looks confused at paper
>writes down "allahu akber"
>lolwut.gonesides
>he's not even religious

After that nothing really eventful happened. Bobby went into the room and just waited for his trip to mellow down while talking with tard wranglers.
Came back into the living room to apologize for making us worry eventho we didn't really give a shit.

Turns out he thought we all are angels sent by god to judge him and see if he'll be sent to heaven or hell.

Bumping to keep this shit alive. Come back shroom /b/ro.

Hurry the fuck up you cockbag

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Bumperino

Talk about it also reply to me if you wanna hear any opiate like suboxone or fentanyl stories (I have a crazy ass fent story)

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anyone here have had a bad drug interaction, something caused by taking an antidepressant with a psychedelic or something? i once had a weird ass experience that i suspect was a seizure or a shock caused by a seritonin reuptake inhibitor combined with acid flashback caused by weed. i think i was lucky i didn't die

>>734293963
kek

Wtf shroom fag?

ITT: Shroomfag is tripping too hard now to finish greentext

>>734294639
Craziest and shortest story?

>>734294793
Cymbalta takes away the shroom visuals for me, Also makes it less positive and kind of delirious, so I wont be shrooming this season, my mates are gunna love all the free shrooms though

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Thread died when op stopped posting.

>>734296503
Unless we summon OP with quads!

>>734296757
I NEED THE MIGHTY QUADS. THE POWER OF KEK AND CHEK'M'S GHOST GIVES US STRENGTH. DRAW YOUR POWER WITH ME!

Anyone else here like 2cb?
I took 20mg up the nose and the carpet was like a pulsing sea of classic media player visualizers

Anyone done DMT and is it worth it?
Me and a friend wanted to make some but were not really sure if it's a good idea or if we should just buy some.

>>734297819
DMT is great, the only problem is it's so quick, and so intense there's no savouring it when you're up there

>>734294639
fent stories please.

>>734297976
Once upon a time,
Michael Jackson,
The end.

>>734297968

Should we make it ourselves or buy some?

>>734298140
Make it, otherwise you'll pay far too much

>>734298219
shit you can make dmt? imma need recipes for that shit

>>734298763

https://psychonautwiki.org/w/index.php?title=DMT_extraction_using_lye_(sodium_hydroxide)_and_naphtha&_=

>>734297968
>people who haven't tried DMT but only read about it, The Post

>>734298763
Google it, You just extract it from certain plants.

>>734298855
I've vaporized small mountains worth of crystals and danced with aliens, been raped by aliens, and floated aimlessly through Mazes of consciousness.
I'm just saying, too short in duration for my liking

>>734298988
liar, you would know to combine with MAOI if too short.

checked

>>734299059
Yeah, Changa.
Still too short.

>>734297819
LSD has been far more magical and fulfilling.

DMT was too crazy for me, much like a highish dose of shrooms but in a weirder way. All I saw was a bunch of bacteriophages (google it) dragging screens of 3D visuals across my plane of vision when my eyes were closed.

Scary and you can't remember shit, unlike acid.

>>734299110
not changa. pharmahuasca. stop googling dmt related information and actually try it some time.

>>734299184
Not the guy you replied to but changa is basically how he said it was.

Checkmate, faggot?

Hey sorry cockfags. I was so pissed my Webmd weren't working. Anyways here's he final 2 parts.

>Look down at my watch
>all the numbers are fucked up
>there's a backwards 5 in place of the 9
>it's half passed backwards 5 o'clock
>I Look up at the screen it's that bitch from Lost with very intricate crazy designs forming and pulsating on her skin
>I Look right and see my friends all calm
>I look up and see a bunch of midgets running down a staircase with evil music that's prying away at my soul that sounds like the killer monster piano from Mario 64
GONG IS DEAFENING NOW REVERBERATING THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING.
THE STATIC IS A HOT SIZZLE THE SAME SOUND WHEN YOU GET A MEDALLION IN OCARINA OF TIME.
THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS LAUGHING BEHIND MY BACK AND MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A TIC TAC DICK
>Look at my watch still half passed backwards 5 o'clock
*DONG
~Sizzle
>Look up see the bitch from Lost
*Que Audience Laughter
>Look Right my friends are calm
>Look up and see midgets running down stairs
>Look at my watch still half passed backwards 5 o'clock
*DONG *DONG
~SizzleSizzle
>Look up see the bitch from Lost
*Que Audience Laughter
>Look Right my friends are calm
>Look up and see midgets running down stairs
>Look at my watch still half passed backwards 5 o'clock
*DONG *DONG*DONG*DONG*DONG
~SizzleSizzleSizzleSizzleSizzle
>Look up see the bitch from Lost
*Every evil laugh you ever ever hear sign in beautifully nightmare inducing unison
>Look Right my friends are calm
Later found out this was called “door stepping”
FUCKING GRAB MY CUZZO
12/13 Cunt.

>>734299213
changa is smoked, not ingested orally. orally ingested dmt + maoi is akin to a mushroom trip.

checkmate fagola?

if he knew anything about dmt he wouldn't have googled "dmt + maoi" and came back with the first thing he read about.

>>734299279
Must have missed where he said he ingested it orally.

Maybe I'm just too drunk tbh

>”We need to leave”
>whole squad looks at me like “wtf bro”
>Get up, Cuzzo is holding my hand and we are walking towards the movie screen
>I start to freak
13/13

>>734299365
No wait, he never mentioned ingesting it orally.

You'er just dumb

>>734299184
Fuck oral DMT,
Mushrooms over DMT any day

>Cuzzo tells me to chill and trust him
>I do
>Walk into the movie screen
>Walk through movie screen
>See myself walking past door frames of a metal exit
>See parking lot and snow on the ground
>Get in whip
>See crazy loopy shit I can't even explain
>Knoo for a damn fact I am within my peak of tripping
>Smoke more weed
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
>Hot box the whip
>I'm in the backseat with JessyDeepBinderPreetveer
>Vision goes all fish eye lens
>Cuzzo in driver and Jizza in passenger
>Look at their phones
>It's Every social media app and made up words flying around the screen and tiny versions of my friends sticking out there tongues and making wierd faces with me and at me
>Look at JessyDeepBinderPreetveer who's telling me a story while smoking weed
>My mind starts to zoom out
>Kind of like what that nig experienced in the sunken place from ‘get out’
>I see JessyDeepBinderPreetveer but am thinking on a level of intense super consciousness which felt EXACTLY the same as Ego death, but this time I had my wits about me
>Contemplated life and existence and everything in between
>Thought about going home and telling my mama I did drugs while curled into her lap and crying
>It was at this moment that I made a realization
>I was as scared as a Jew in a gas changer on bring your kid to Reich day
>Oh JesusMary&Joseph I am so fucking blasted off the drugs right now
>Friends fuck with me nonstop all night
>They find a tiny residential traffic circle by JessyDeepBinderPreetveer’s and go in circles over and over
>Became one with the road
>The road went through me
I can't believe it's not butter.
>Come down enough to be dropped off at home late night
>Spend the night watching movies and doing high shit like my very first shroom high
>10/10 some that I never want to do again, that I would do again
>Who's Ankit?
13/13.5 Le Fin.

>>734299396
Cause changa supposedly has MAOI in it to the degree it affects the trip. but it really doesn't. I guess I can see how you thought he said orally.

And yes, I replied to myself twice to reply to you, idc

>>734299365
he said dmt was too short, so i said you can add an maoi to stretch the trip out. he said it's still too short smoked, either ignorant of using it orally or deliberately failing to acknowledge what i said

>>734299497
Ok fair enough. I concede I'm drunk and also never tried dmt orally.

Still love you tho

>>734299423
I've done both and fail to understand your stance. Can you elaborate? Ayahuasca analogs and mushrooms are more similar (to me) than any other comparison of psychedelics. You can't not like one and like the other.

>>734299538
dooo eeeet. it's hard to get right with the timing and ratio of the doses, but worth.

>>734299573
Aya is too much Nausea and fucking around compared to Mushies which are more gentle and you don't have to risk MAOI ingestion fucking you up physically to do it.

>>734299573
Drunk guy here, not the guy you replied to.

DMT never made the walls breathe to me like shrooms, nor made Neil smokethegrass Tyson's head warp like it did the one time I did too much shrooms, so I see where he's coming from.

Plus I remember every second of that trip despite not remembering much of my last dmt experience, which was a month ago compared to almost a year for shrooms so take that as you will

>>734299648

But how well do you remember it? That's my one hangup with dmt.

Plus shrooms felt more "natural" and DMT more artificial but that could very well be pre-trip conditioning from trip reports

>>734299711
Both gave me nausea.

Gentleness depends on the dosage for either. You can have a violent mushroom trip too.

>>734299738
Smoked DMT is a much different experience than oral DMT.

Quick question. On a scale from 1 to 10 should i go ahead and pop all 10 tabs of acid at the same time?

>>734299919
All at once will be a sweet ride, enjoy the light

>>734299431
That was the shittiest story I've ever read and the way you type is grating

>>734299919
Like maybe 3.

Acid's beauty is in its gentleness. You don't need a lot, and you're better off doing a heroic dose of something that wear's off in a few hours vs. like 10

>>734299919

I think it would be too intense.
If you have no problem with fucking yourself up and maybe quitting your job and becoming a hippie then go for it

>>734299820
I remember all of my DMT experiences. If you fail to remember your trip you either 1. blacked out and took too much (please use a milligram scale) or 2. are bad at remembering dreams.

Remembering a trip for me is exactly like dream recall after waking. It fades quickly and if you don't snatch it up it disappears.

>>734299820
Ironically DMT is arguably more natural for humans. DMT is endogenous to your body. Trace amounts of DMT can be found in many plants and animals, including humans. Don't believe the pineal gland hype though, there's no evidence for it.

>>734299905
Same guy as second reply. My last mushroom trip was as you describe "violent" and I've been scared to try it again. It made me think I was insane unlike anything else I've done (even high doses of changa), I legit thought reality was glitching and every thought I had was what the people I was with were saying.

I know this isn't true, but it took me to a dark place. My last smoked dmt experience was crazy but less crazy, despite the 4D visuals way more deep than the shrooms. Plus the guy I bought it from tripped with us and I'm pretty sure he was pre-schizo (about 22 yrs old, seeing 'faces' everywhere he went and drawing them, just bad vibes)

I just remember my first shroom trip on half an eighth was the best and I wanna go back to that, was with 7 others, 3 first timers like myself and it was amazing.

What is your advice going forward with shrooms? I was with mostly people i trust but this one guy but I could have sworn reality was on repeat. Was I just dominating the trip for everyone else too? Noone with us was sober.\

Can i get the magic back?

>>734300122
its only 100ug each can't be enough to make me go full hippie

OP here. Aka Shrooms Fag
I'll post this story again in a few days and make all the proper Webmd and pictures and shit on my computer. Probably add more parts cuz I went past the original count. See you later
>Cockogators

>>734300164
Ok when you said more natural for humans I thought you were gonna go with the Rick Strassmann BS, but thanks for not doing that.

Ironically the most natural feeling to me was LSD, followed by DMT. Any tips for future trips for a fellow psychonaut?

A lot of my shit has been mentally taxing but at the same time very enlightening, but mainly the former recently. I think I know the answer though and it's exorcising my demons before I try again.

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>>734300338

I know some people that stopped school and are in a psychological clinic after doing 500ug

>>734300424
I know a guy who ate about 20 gs worth of shrooms a year ago and I still haven't heard from him.

He had to get taken out of school. My buddies baked up shroom patties with ~4gs each (more like 2) but he ate like 20 and just left school, his parents took him out. Cause he fucking lost it and ran around naked

>>734300424
Im expecting to get my strip soon. ill fucking do the whole damn thing and post proof when i can lmao

>>734300338
It really can man. Do a heroic dose of smoked dmt cause at least that'll wear off in 10 mins.

Do you really wanna be 2 hours into an intense fucking trip with 5 hours minimum to go, while rocking back and forth thinking reality has shattered?

You won't come back.

If you have to do it, have at least 2 mgs of xanax on standby with a sober trip sitter because you will go fucking insane temporarily.

Dont risk your brain, you're probably a smart guy. Just by having decent grammar you're smarter than at least 70% of the dumbasses you share this planet with.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

>>734300731

Nice open a thread and tell me how it is/was

>>734300294
If you've gotten The Fear, give yourself time, and then try a smaller dose again. Test the waters. After a particularly overwhelming acid trip I was worried I was burned off psychedelics forever. However a couple years later I cautiously did mushrooms and had good results. I have severe anxiety issues, and was able to handle a level three trip.

It's worth mentioning that every time you do psychedelic drugs you're changing yourself. The effects might be small but they're also cumulative. I've watched people I grow up with change (although not necessarily in a bad way), and noticed changes in myself.

There's no shame in hanging up the phone.

>>734300812
You know damn well he won't be able to.

>>734300876

True.
Would still be nice to hear how it was

>>734300731
Livestream that shit

>>734300809
I appreciate the concern but this is something I believe I must do for me. And I want to share what happens while tripping.

>>734300998
I plan to. Or at least try I don't have a webcam. I'm gonna open a thread before taking the lsd beforehand though and try to keep it updated.

>>734300865
Hey the fact you capitalized The Fear means I will take your advice even more.

For the record, they're all just drugs and don't take you to some legit spiritual plane (or that's at least what I believe).

Got some form of (throwaway, obv) contact for me once this thread dies? I need to keep up this correspondence cause you have some wisdom.

And as far as changing myself, I went through my old facebook messages tonight which were all written under the influence of alcohol and theyve convinced me that I'm insane more than any psych i've ever done.

So if I go down the rabbit hole again i want you at my side, if only through email. I have to be clicking through these goddamn car captchas for a reason i hope

>>734301165
And no this isnt the guy wanting to do 1000 mcg

>>734301030
Look dude I'll send you some dmt. Please have a tripsitter and xanax on hand.

I took 4 fucking gs of shrooms and my life went to hell for a while, and that's nothing. I wish I had those in hindsight

>>734297819
DMT Is alright but be ready. When I first had It I put it inside of a fat cone instantly tripping hard, was waving my hand seemed to be in slow motion. Ended up getting too extreme, so got out of the car and greened out while feeling like I'm in another realm on the floor staring at the stars. After 15-20 mins was perfectly fine again

>>734301165

Hey me again, I made a throwaway. Send me an email guy who capitalized the fear.

I need you. I just made this throwaway triptime4204chan

>>734301165
add me on steam

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978925973

>>734301410
@gmail

>>734301115
Which timezone you in so i know when to look out for it

>>734301426
added starts with r, ignore bs throwaway lol

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>>734284671
gold

>>734301264
Never had dmt before but it would actually be really cool if you did send some but by no means do you actually have to. But im gonna go balls deep no tripsitter and no other substances for me.>>734301484
Pacific time here.

>>734301620
Might be between 7 to 9 pm though for certain reasons though.

>>734293963
thanks, I enjoyed

>>734301115
hey dude add the steam account mentioned before. not me but maybe we can get a group chat going?

>>734301620
Send email to throwaway, might as well use it.

I can try. Mtn time here. I get my changa from former roomie who gets it from darkweb even tho i know im paying too much

>>734284340
>Who wants to hear about the
I don't.

>>734301720
Im gonna make a throwaway to send the mail to.

>>734301720
Well 85 a g for me (throwaway drunk dude still) but I can resend for small premium. Maybe that's good? Like 30 extra

>>734301729
Ok?

anyone experience with candyflipping?? i recently did it and it was kind of a let down, since i expected more; the only thing that surprised me was how hard 100 mics can hit you if your tolerance is completly gone; but besides there was no new beauty or wisdom in reach; anyone got other experiences?

>>734301807
Word, ill do my best. But I've been waiting almost two weeks for my changa. Hopefully it'll get here

>>734301729
Yeah fuck you dude, why are you here? Go jerk it to traps

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>be me, normalfag 24 with alcoolic mother and anxiety issues
>fucken prob to sleep
>liying in bed, trying my best to sleep
>realize i might be too rational, i should listen to my emotive part and shit
>right brain starts to hurt (most of irrational brain functions are in right brain)
>closed eyes, i see screaming faces, dead bodies, people tearing thorugh other's skin and flash biting
>right brain hurts for a couple days
>can still see those scenes.

>>734301873
You sure it was legit mdma or acid? Not to patronize or anything, never tried it myself either, but who can you trust these days?

>>734301958
Nigga right vs. left brain is bs poppsych pscyh 101 college bs

>>734301874
Let me know when you got it man.

>>734301973
pretty sure both was legit, but no need to try this combination, the hype seems much bigger than it actually is...

>>734302148
I don't doubt it at all. Truthfully of all the psych's I've done my favorite experience was first time legit mdma, but I've never had that same experience since.

Last "mdma" I did was fucking meth crystals in a capsule that showed up black on Marquis.

My fucking fault for not getting full test kit, my friend was like "yeah this is fucking meth" when I showed her and to be fair I had never done meth until that point

Anyone have any fun things to do on acid?
I've tried the obvious ones like listening to music and drawing, but it'd be cool to try out some new stuff

>>734301958
still me
>read that if life was a videogame, brain's associative possibilities would be most broken shit ever
>liying in bed trying to sleep
>focus on nothing
>literally setting my mind free to draft
>see one image i saw that day
>another, another, another
>shit goes faster
>brain overrun of sequential images associated by colour, shape or emotion
>freaks out

>>734302769
Play civ 5 (or 6, still haven't gotten that). It'll blow your mind even though it sounds strange.

Also watch Cosmos or Interstellar even tho cliche as fuck.

Feel free to email the throwaway earlier for continued correspondence I really hate the ephemeral nature of the 4chan thread.

>>734302769
triptime4204chan gmail

Reposting for ease of seeing this. I have more ideas just email

>>734302769
I just talk to friends or watch something. I've enjoyed playing persona 5 when the trip mellows down a bit.
I never liked drawing bc i become disabled on acid and cant do shit with my hands
Also enjoy ylyl threads

>>734299431
nice and believable

>>734284753
I think we know each other, are you from southern Ontario