Was gonna slash some fag's tires for some quick and easy

>>734271495
Only do 2 so it looks like they did it.
You could try shoving a potato in the tail pipe.

>>734271495

Key it while you're at it.

>>734271495
Pour sugar in their gas tank, if you have access to their hood area put instant rice in their radiator.

>>734271495
do 3 so they have to buy a new set and insurance probs won't cover it, then wait nearby and try to get a recording of them possibly slashing the fourth to get the insurance so you can get them for insurance fraud aswell

The tire can explode and kill you, no joke

>>734271495
Or you could grow the fuck up and don't fuck with a man's car.

What did he do to get your fedora in a bunch anyway

>>734272259
sold me fake drugs and stole my money, fuckers had it coming

>>734272844
>sold fake drugs
lmao so you're a schmuck who couldn't tell it was fake? did he sell you oregano as weed? sugar as coke? hahahaha

>>734272844
So he took advantage of a poorfag junkie? Sounds boss to me

What would really fuck him up is if you got a job, moved out of your parents house, got a hot gf, and contributed to society

>>734271495
You should kill yourself and put his name in the note saying that you were gay lovers and he cheated on you.

Put gasoline in their gas tank

>topkek lel dankmemes Mountain Dew

>>734272844
He is going to know its you
After all you would get salty when after you find out fake drugs
Hes a druggie what does he have a 2016 Tesla Model X or something? he would have a 1999 ford escort rusty shitbox

>>734273304
Did that once, never again

>>734272844
What were they pills made out of rubber?

>>734271495

Follow this guy's advice OP, he gave some great tips that will fuck up that car. >>734271800

>take hacksaw with metal blade
>get under car
>cut a gouge in the tie rod
>dont cut all the way through
>wait for death

or if you're not keen on murder, just report them to the PD for selling drugs

I poured vegetable oil in a cars gas tank once it never started again ever, had to be junked

>>734273892
I've driven on a broken tie rod for over a year, just wobbled a little.

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mah nigga

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>>734274221

Break off their drivers side windshield wiper.

>>734274221
dindu nuffin

use an ice pick in the sidewall. quick, quiet and cannot be repaired.

>>734274170
>just wobbled a little

yeah okay nigger

>>734274408
He shat in my pool.

>>734274221
Is that an arrow? Fucking damn good shot.

Bleach in gas tank. Corrodes shit all to fuck. Or antifreeze in the oil, this will take out the engine bearings or if caught early enough will
Lead the shop to believe the engine needs head gasket(s) at least.

>>734271495
buy one of those keys that let you unscrew the tire valve
deflate all his tires
it takes like a second, you could do a whole parking lot

>>734274697
Crossbow bolt from about 15m.

Lucky shot, ima thinking, but thanks. :)

>>734274549
They break all the time, u think the cars gonna flip over and crash? This aint Hollywood squirt.

>>734271495
Cleveland steamer

>>734274697
No its an axe

>>734275070
Read the first reply, is a bolt man. No need to act smug, you're not impressing anyone here.

>>734274933
The tie rod determines the angle of the wheel.

???

Tie rods don't break unless you've been in a severe accident with a direct impact to the wheel.

???

>>734275288
Checked

>>734271495
Depends.
Need more details. Whats the backstory to this

>>734275288
Go have sex with your mother, needle dick

so what, you slash his tires; he ripped you off and made you look foolish.

so how do you make him/her look foolish

>>734271495
Thermite from the top of the car into the engine block.

Place 1000 crickets into his car.

>>734271495
Put a handful of german cockroaches in his car

>>734275771
There's no way I'm fucking around in the cemetery at this hour.

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>>734271495
Glue a ball bearing in the valve cap of the tire.

Upon inspection, nothing is wrong, but when they screw the valve cap back on, shit's fucked again.

super glue a penny over his key holes

Take the entire car apart piece by piece, then leave it on his driveway in one big pile

>>734271495
Thermite, my man
place some under the hood as best as you can, and all over the exhaust as much as possible
if it goes right you can fuck up some major systems in the front once he turns the car on
even just melting his exhaust will leave him driving around like a sore thumb to cops until he can afford to replace his exhaust, which can be expensive

>>734276575


You need something that burns as hot as magnesium to light thermite. it is 50% iron btw...

>>734271495

Spray paint windows, chewing gum in the key holes, potato in the exhaust pipe.

>>734271645
>Only do 2 so it looks like they did it.

Why would only doing 2 make it look like they did it?

Weld a big metal dildo onto the roof. Everyone will call him dildo mobile.

>>734276686
magnesium isn't impossible to find, but using a higher concentration of rust than 50% helps it burn easier

post an ad on craigslist for hawking drugs (on his behalf). bring him more business.

Put dog shit in key points of the engine, a mechanic wont want to work on it with dog shit jammed all up in there.

>>734276384
Glue one over his peehole too

>>734277006

This be true... its in every strike starter ever made. however, placing thermite onto and engine block or exhaust pipe will not ignite thermite.

Just saying.

>>734271495
Put a gay pride sticker on his bumper. Best revenge ever.

>>734277211
He's gay though.

>>734277211
I'll bet OP has a few extra in his purse.

Do some push ups, faggot and man the fuck up- meet him face to face...then get beat the fuck up.

Go gorilla nigga on his ass. Paint yourself bolack, climb up a tall building and snatch his girl. Then get shot by some planes and fall.

Trust me he will never forget.

Just jack off you puss, you wont care afterwords and wont have to pretend to be an internet tuff guy.

Don't fuck with another mans car , it's cowardly , settle it face to face like men

>>734277708

Yeah, this anon has it right. Settle it face to face. You jack each other off and blow your load in each others face. Its the only noble thing to do.

>>734271495
Tell me the crime and I'll help you if you help me.

Also, remember the rudimentaries, whether or not your fingerprints are on file anywhere, exercise caution.
Wear gloves, leather, or preferably latex ones you can bin after. Ask in any pharmacy or deli, say you're dying your hair mermaid colours for summertime, that sort of thing, wipe down after.
Rather than slash tyres, shoving a metal thing in is quicker, easier, just as effective.
Or putty / cement/ glue in exhaust, or sugar in water and pour into gas.

Have few others if you give me an idea of what it is.

Jam a potato in the tailpipe you fucking faggot.

>>734277211
sign him up for a lot of "i'm interested in x religion" types of things to get people at his door more often

links related:
https://www.mormon.org/missionaries

>>734277920
/thread

>>734278114
https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/free-bible-study/

www.toolofsatan.org

>>734276566
Roll