Last 3 digits are what SCP you are in charge of. How fucked

Rawwwwling

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SCP-639 is a Caucasian male approximately 1.6 m in height and weighing 78 kg, age 24. SCP-639 is viewed simultaneously on all angles regardless of viewer's position: being in front of the figure will have a view of his front, back, sides, and so forth. Attempts to capture the subject in any sort of photographic medium yields a heavily distorted figure (as shown in the attached image).

Exposure to SCP-639 causes extreme eyestrain and mild paranoia, with subjects reporting "not knowing if he was coming or going, or what he was even looking at." Effects do not persist once SCP-639 is removed. It should be noted that SCP-639 observes the whole of the world in the same fashion that it observes him (that is, all objects are apparently seen from all angles at once), which seems to have caused extreme paranoia as well as a host of associated mental illnesses.

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Rollerino

I'm probably fine.

>>734271916
Description: SCP-916 is an adult, male golden retriever. It is identical to any other dog of its breed, other than its exceptional longevity.1 Researchers and test subjects report its demeanor to be exceptionally friendly.

Anomalous effects occur between 15 minutes and 1 hour after initial contact with a human subject. SCP-916 will begin this active phase by becoming docile and attempting to lie down next to the subject. After several seconds of immobility, SCP-916 will begin to completely suppress any pain felt by individuals in contact with it. Subjects report this effect to decrease with distance, and to cease at twelve (12) meters from the object.

Within three (3) minutes of beginning its active phase, one or more instances of SCP-916-12 will appear. SCP-916-1 manifest as localized human voices which originate approximately two (2) meters away from the subject. These voices may be recorded and interacted with by the subject, but will generally not appear if multiple personnel are present. Universally, SCP-916-1 claim to be individuals who have been "helped to die" by SCP-916. These voices are able to provide names and detailed information which corroborate this claim, of which 91% have been confirmed.3 SCP-916-1 has been shown to use a wide variety of tactics to attempt to persuade the subject to commit suicide in the presence of SCP-916. Generally, these attempts can be broken down into four phases:

Phase 1:
SCP-916-1 makes verbal contact with the subject, generally using soft, gentle tones. 916-1 will allay the common fear response to disembodied voices by explaining that they are "invisible". These voice(s) introduce themselves and attempt to establish rapport with subject.
Phase 2:
If not already aware of the effect, 916-1 will point out the reduction/elimination of pain in the subject. Voice(s) often ask the subject to bite his/her own tongue or to pinch him/herself to demonstrate the effect. 916-1 attributes this to SCP-916's "healing powers

Woop woop

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Phase 3:
916-1 attempts to persuade the subject that suicide is a better option than their current condition. This often includes vivid descriptions of a heaven-like afterlife, assurance that the subject need not worry about conditions in the physical world, and encouragement to do so immediately in SCP-916's presence to avoid pain during "the short trip home".
Phase 4:
916-1 suggests viable options for suicide, depending on the subject's circumstance. Researchers are commonly advised to thrust a writing instrument into their own eye sockets. D-Class subjects are told to make a false escape attempt so as to be shot by security. Records indicate that severing the tongue and bleeding out was once regularly suggested. However, during an early test this was attempted by the subject and medical personnel were able to save the victim. This method has not been suggested by any instance of SCP-916-1 since.
part 2:
Any phase may be interrupted by sufficiently disturbing SCP-916 itself or simply leaving the room, returning it to an inactive state.
I'm only fucked if I hang out with him for too long.

Fuck it, rolling

>>734271227
rollos

dont fuck me man

>>734271227
roll

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>>734272999
Nice

>>734271227
Rolling for Keter Class

Okay ill bite

Rawls

>>734271227
do any of you fags even know what this image is ? or where it originates from?

>>734274705
OP here. I don't directly know the origins of this specific image, but if you mean the insignia generally, yes I know, I know how the SCP Foundation originated from the X board, and I know all of that. If you mean this specific image, no clue.

>>734271227
k

rollllin

>>734271227
0k

>>734274868
its a set of grips for a machining tool

>>734271227
relllll

cgu;y

Teleporting chair... 396

brollin

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ROLL EM AND WEEP

>>73427729
>SCP-297 is a transparent plastic vibrator, approximately 30 cm in length, 5 cm in width. Examination has determined that the internal structure has been heavily altered, and that the standard 6 V power supply has been converted into what appears to be a micronized nuclear reactor powered by a small quantity of plutonium.

>In addition, the standard power/intensity controls have been altered from the normal on/off switch with secondary intensity dial, to a single five-stage selector switch. The bottom four intensity levels (off, low, medium, high) appear to be within normal parameters for such a device, and can be used safely for such purposes if so desired.

>When turned to the highest intensity setting (labeled "suicide"), SCP-297's vibration frequency swiftly increases to upwards of 200,000 kHz. If the upper portion of the device is touched to any solid material, SCP-297 will change frequency to one that causes a positive harmonic feedback loop in the object, causing the object to lose cohesion within sixty seconds of continual contact. This invariably kills organisms that it is exposed to.

>Experimentation has determined that SCP-297 can disintegrate a 1 meter cube of concrete into powder within ten seconds. The time required for other objects varies, based on the density and harmonic properties of the material.

Literally a fuckign dildo

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Sup

>>734271227

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>>734277621
Description: SCP-621 is a series of highly invasive flowering plants, originally released by ██████ & █████ Flower Shop, that have been in the Foundation's possession as of █/██/0█. These plants, mainly the plant species Didier’s tulips (Tulipa gesneriana), are naturally bioluminescent, powered by water and other nutrients. These plants glow a variety of colors, though most instances glow purple, blue, or green. This bioluminescent effect can be best seen at night or in a dark area. The effect is only active while the plants are alive.

SCP-621, particularly its glow, seems to have a hypnotizing effect on humans, with numerous requests by personnel to store them in their personal offices, all of which have been denied. SCP-621 has varying effects on other animals. When exposed to bees, hummingbirds, or cross-pollinating animals, all of the animals subjected have preferred spreading the pollen of SCP-621 as opposed to other flowering plants, and due to its bioluminescence, are capable of doing this at night, increasing its rate of reproduction. However, when exposed to herbivores, such as deer or rabbits, all of subjected animals have actively avoided SCP-621. With a high fertility rate, a natural defense against predators, and a hypnotizing effect on humans, SCP-621 can be deemed a highly effective invasive species.

woah cool

im dead

>>734277705
fucking excellent

>>734277630
Teladidlonics

>>734271227
Here we go

>>734271227
Rollin rollin rollin

rorororoll

>>734271227
rrrroling

>>734271227
rolling for something that will kill me

Holy shit.

why haven't we thought of this yet?
roll

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rolling

r0ll

Rollerino

Rololololice

>>734271227
making the world a better place

>>734278353
i take care of a bitch who can control airborne diseases and parasites.
how fucked am i?

>>734278202
hahahahaha mine's great. Dude basically just does stuff in reverse. Like he breathes "in" co2 and breathes "out" o2. Totally safe. Just dont wanna watch shit jump into his ass

>>734278246
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-246

a film projector that if you watch the film, you get murdered. Neat. It's safe class, so I'm in the clear

>>734278276
TIME TRAVEL HELL YEAH NIGGA

>>734278298
i'll live

I got a thermostat controlling weather. 459. Fuck yeah.

Roooolllll

can i have the swamp lady pls?

>>734271227
Roll

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Rock and roll mcdonalds

>>734278684
nope, i have to watch living shit on the seafloor.
by living shit, i literally mean living, brown shit.

>mfw deathly close to 682

>>734278793
Apparently it's a protozoa, I am fucked like the ebola virus.

>be me
>guy running Scp-459
>temperature turns way up
>rain setting enabled
>fuck
>the room is slowly filling with steam
>I bang on the door
>nobody can hear
>suffocating in steam
>blood boiling
>I've long died
>finally somebody sees me on the monitors
>run downstairs
>I'm evaporating
>monitor guy gets to the room
>opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

>>734271227
roll

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ROOOOOL

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i dont care what it is, i dont care how i'll do it.

whatever SCP the dub gods decide to roll me, ill find a way to fuck it.

if it's inanimate, i'll either put my dick in it, or cum on it.

if its a living creature, i'll try my hardest to fuck it.

i dont give a fuck if it'll kill me. lets roll.

>>734278793
Logan?

Pines

>>734278912
Logan?

Well...

>>734271227
rell

>>734279110
im going to cum on an underground city.

>>734271227
rolllerinoo

>>734279237
Zork

>>734271227
lorr

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Lets roll

Imma be fine

>>734271227
Rolling to become kill

Rollo

>>734271227
Fuck it. Here is hoping for 111

rollerino

I wanted 999.

rollon

rolls

>>734279423
Sweet Fred seems like a bro

>>734271227
rol

Arf

>>734271893
Hello Phen.

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>>734279367
I got a cell dog
SCP-367 is a massive single-celled organism, composed of what appears to be a mass of "yellow slime" with several white "threads" suspended in it, with a semi-solid sphere of gray material in the center, deemed the "Nucleus". It is unknown what SCP-367 is made of, or why its outer "shell" appears to be a juvenile dog; however, testing [DATA EXPUNGED] further investigation. The "strings" appear to function as the muscular-skeletal system and under most circumstances the movement and general behavior of SCP-367 are indistinguishable from a normal dog.

r0lling

>>734279314
this was easy, rolling for an other one

I hope I get a good one.

>>734279621
im probably aight

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>>734271227

>>734271227
let's hope for the worst

>>734279947
re rolling cause flowers and a basement is for pussies

>>734271227
Straight chilling

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>>734280207
basement with some flowers and a coke.. rerolling one last time

>>734271227
there are actually 3000 scps now, so maybe roll four digits instead?

>>734271227
rollorino

>>734281036
I know there are, but the issue is there's ONLY 3K, which leaves 7/10 of posts without a 4th digit that is applicable

>>734281261
Well, this is pretty cool I guess

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Roll roll roll

>>734281293
right. so i guess no matter what we do, we're stuck with only one series then.

Garry needs a new pair of sneakers

>>734281680
wow that was pretty alright actually

>>734281486
In the future when I post these threads, I'll change it to first 4 digits and just say if the quad digit isn't applicable just ignore it

Kinky

lets get this money!

>>734271227
kms

muh roll

>>734271227
roll

>>734282048
Lol cursed roll

beep beep imma jeep

>>734271227
You're a fucking asshole

rullllll

>>734282224
So guys don't roll 048 cuz the number itself is the scp

>>734271227
rawling

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No matter what it is it's getting Procedure 110-Montauk.

>>734271227
Roolllzzzz

>>734282309
I'll be ok

>SCP-309 is a small, plush stuffed animal that looks as if it has been turned completely inside out. Golden-orange fur is present along the seams, while a small amount of cotton stuffing and two protruding eyes are visible on the head. The interior of SCP-309 is understuffed with cotton, giving it a flexible and cuddly feel.

>SCP-309 has no effect on inanimate objects; however, contact with living subjects is both dangerous and life-threatening. Humans and animals lightly brushing SCP-309 with a finger or a similarly small portion of the body display severe, non-localized discomfort for tens of minutes afterward. Humans also report feeling extreme nausea, despite the fact that SCP-309 does not induce vomiting. The discomfort and nausea are so overwhelming that even the most hardened subjects have proven unable to voluntarily maintain contact with SCP-309 for longer than a few seconds.

>If SCP-309 is pressed firmly against a subject, or the subject quickly picks up SCP-309 and attempts to hold it, the subject will be violently and painfully turned inside-out over the course of five to ten seconds. Skeletons are unaltered, but all soft tissues are inverted such that muscles, tendons, ligaments, and various internal organs are resituated on the exterior of the body. Though not immediately fatal, the process is irreversible and universally considered painful.

>>734271227
Hoo boy

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Let em roll my guy

Meme

>>734271227
hold my beer

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>>734271227
rolls royce

Ez tf

Sounds fun, rolling

Lulz

lets roll

yesno

rollarino

>>734283146
2ez4me just slap that head into a safe and boom, done

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>>734283075
>Corrosive Snail
>Euclid
>exceptionally heavy
>mass of approximately 860 kg
>desiccation is the only known means of containing it
>basically just dry the fuck out of it at all times
>moves/jumps around fast as fuck despite its mass when not dry
>lets out corrosive shit more corrosive than anything ever known
>nothing is completely resistant

seems easy enough to me

Object class: roll

>>734282564
Reroll

>black niggers

Deep

>>734271227
Roll

Tight

Plz not 682

Torintinooooos

>>734284001
Oh damn, I got very unlucky... I think

sigh ro

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ROLLLL

LET US SEE

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rollz

Roland

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does anybody remember this

>>734271227
Rollin'

>>734284829
No. Was there a period in the foundation where there were....
oc's?

Rollio

>>734271227
im guessing pretty fucked

>>734284999
least we can roast marshmallows

aight lets see, rolling

>>734285113
I got what it's basically X-change

Rolling for some fine Wondertainment Products

Relll

>>734284602
SCP-602 is an unseen entity that can manipulate objects within Apartment ███. SCP-602 can exert enough force to knock people over and hold them down. While SCP-602 appears able to affect objects anywhere within Apt. ███, it cannot affect anything outside the apartment if the front door is closed. Thus, SCP-602 can be effectively contained with external locks on Apt. ███’s door.

Apt. ███ does not have standard furnishings. Instead, scattered around the apartment are dozens of sculptures that resemble extremely distorted human beings. These sculptures appear to be made from a variety of materials, including marble, granite, wood, metal, porcelain, [DATA EXPUNGED], and glass. [DATA EXPUNGED]. Two doors lead out of the entry room: a door in the left wall that is stuck and has never been opened, and a door in the back wall (added between 198█ and 199█) that is usually closed. The second door leads to a room that contains more sculptures, as well as a table on which lay a large array of tools for sculpting [DATA EXPUNGED]. Also in this room are outside-facing windows that always have the blinds drawn. All attempts to remove any of the sculptures or tools, or the table, from Apt. ███ have been met with violent resistance from SCP-602.

rollio

>>734271227
it's not like im going to get something bad

>>734271227
nibba

>>734285760
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-760

ROLLLLLLL

>>734271227
rollin it

>>734271227
ruller

>>734285912
Rerrrrrolll

rolling!!

>>734271227
#yolo

>>734285964
im pretty fucked

Giving it a go.

>>734271227
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

K then

>>734285918
I just have to shoot birds and save babies

>>734271227

roel.

>>734271227
rolllinero

don't mind me, just on the roll

No idea what im rollin for butt fuck it

>>734286931

a piece of china,
that's cracked inside,
forced to speak in haiku,
i don't even know the rules of making a haiku,
help,

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>>734271227
Let's roll.

>>734271227
mmmm

ye

173 get

>>734287401
reroll

try me, please!

>>734271227
SCP testing, initiated.

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ROLLT

>>734271227
boipucci

rill

Rolling again because I got a fucking plant

>>734271227
Rolling

Each instance of SCP-721 is a steel cylinder painted black measuring 7 cm in diameter and 2 cm in height. One side is covered by a steel mesh, and the other by a weak magnet labeled with "The Factory". Testing does not indicate that the material itself has any anomalous properties.

>>734272505
:kill yourself:
no
srsly
*kill yourself*

im not joking

Probably very

>>734271227
Check these digits

>>734287686
Fantastic. I've got milk that gives you tits, be you male or female. And if you're not milked frequently enough, you develop 6-8 tits that produce up to 40 liters of milk per day. Lovely.

>>734287619
SCP-619 is a pair of faded Levi brand stonewashed jeans manufactured in 1994 with several stains and tears through apparent use. The item shows no unusual physical properties; however, it does not correspond to any style of jeans produced by Levi Strauss & Co.

Whenever a person puts their hand into SCP-619's right pocket,1 the pocket will contain two US one-dollar bills and between two and five US dimes. All pieces of currency retrieved this way have been marked as being printed or minted between the years 1969 and 20182 and show varying amounts of wear and tear. For bills printed before the present day, serial numbers have been matched with those of bills that should have been circulated. Due to the frequency with which currency is lost or ignored, the source of currency retrieved from SCP-619 is unknown.

In approximately 4% of all trials in which currency is removed from SCP-619, an activated dye pack will be tied to one of the bills with twine. The explosion (which produces temperatures in excess of 400°C and releases Disperse Red 9 dye) may burn the subject and has caused damage to SCP-619 on several occasions. In an additional 6% of all trials, a lit match will be present. The manufacture of both the dye packs and matches varies.

After the first two weeks of testing of SCP-619 (in which 407 trials were run), 53% of all retrieved bills had the word "STOP", "PLEASE", "WHY", or "NO"3 written across their surface. Analysis has shown the words to be written in optically variable ink. The size and handwriting of the letters is suggestive of very limited expertise.

On trial 588, a single twenty-dollar bill was retrieved. In contrast to previous bills on which writing was found, the writing on this bill was small and legible, and spanned multiple sentences. It is reprinted here in its entirety:
.

>>734287951

we surrender. you've taken the whole village and now people from other cracks and other couches are pulled out. whole families. if it's revenge for the dye packs and matches. you have to understand that we don't have other ways of stopping you. WE DON'T LIKE HURTING YOU but we're scared and it's all we have. we gave them to as many as we could in case you tried to have us spent. just tell us what you want and we'll give it to you. think of the coins

do you want humans? we can get you three whole heads. we could even pool together all the fingers and toes left over or open up the graves if you want. nonsequential unrelated dna no questions. just send a $20 and talk to our other $20 and we can make it work. i don't know if you care at all but all we want is for you to s

Another eight trials revealed the absence of any further writing. Special Containment Procedures have been revised. Testing on SCP-619 is suspended

>>734287891
So edgy. Be careful with those edges.

Niggerjewcunt.

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Roll

>>734287913
Nvm just gotta feed him shit

>>734287498
It's an alarm clock and I have to hit reset on the alarm every 11 minutes or it might kill everyone. Oh, and there's no way to turn off the clock. This sucks

Rolllin

>>734276415
wrong

>>734271227
Idk what this means but sure

>>734271227
not tha-

>>734271227
Rolling

>>734271227
roll

Don't know any of them but rolling

>>734271227
dfdtgdt

rololo

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>>734271227
Roll

Well...here we go.

liy

>>734271227
Rollin!

682 get

When you say 'in charge...'

have you guys ever wondered what the plot to PUBG is? I'm thinking its some kinda screwed up LOST ripoff but some people think it's actually the apocalypse

>>734271227
Roll

how bad could it really be?

>>734291055
Oh, I got a good one. ;p

fghsdfbxcvbert

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>>734271227
please kek

>>734284001
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

rollerino for swift deatherino