So I'm killing myself tonight. About 10 minutes ago I took

>>734260619
do you even know the ld50 of those tablets?

you failed.

Just curious gender? And reason

Why OP?? :(

but you can't leave us! you're supposed to stay forever!

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sage
sage in all fields
just do it already pansy

Curious, whats your name?

What do you want to talk about?

OP, at the last second you're going to regret this. I did. I'm alive, went through hell, fought to pull myself literally out of the gutter. And now life is good.

Call for help.

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Bait, op is fag
But if serious, why? I'm curious.

>>734260619
sleep
tight
puppers

see ya!

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Come on OP give us your cringiest life experience.

>>734260757
I'm intrigued now...care to explain?

>>734260619
Dang bro. If you really did i hope you find what youre looking for in death.

>>734260619
Prove it faggot.

>>734260619
>>734260619
>>734260619
OP, please tell me, what is your name?

>>734260619
have fun in the afterlife anon. when you get there, visit me and ell me if it exists.

That's a terrible way to an hero, you're more likely to just puke it up, go to ER, and look like an idiot. Add in the forced psych and group sessions and you'll feel even worse because you are so embarrassed and everyone knows you are such a failure you can't even kill yourself right.

See you, anon...

>>734261081
Hard to do anything from under 6 feet of dirt shoved into a wooden box...

Hey buddy. I hope you lived your life to the fullest. Rest well... you will be remembered by someone.

Come on anon. You deserve better than this. Take two bottles of oxy pills next time you fucking pussy.

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>>734260619
>So I'm killing myself tonight. About 10 minutes ago I took a full bottle of 20mg oxy pills and washed it down with some vodka.

faggots like you create threads like this every 15 minutes.
you're not only NOT going to kill yourself, you're almost always some pansy ass millenial who is a relative loser, too lazy to do anything other than play games, jack off to traps, and spam threads with this shit.
since you're a newfag, you run away when challenged.
(i'd bet you closed your browser after reading this thread)
and then go back to your boring ass life.
.
in reality, it would be better if an attention whore like you killed himself.
the world would be better off without you ;)

WAKE UP!! DON'T DO THIS!! IT'S YOUR JOB TO STAY ALIVE!!

>>734261212
atheist spotted
hello friendo

Have fun with that your death will be painful and slow, possibly will just end up with brain damage. No idea why you retards don't do something quick like jumping or shooting yourself.

Call 911 now, OP. It isn't too late.

>>734260757
Google says (40 to 50 milliunits/minute) is deadly. I took much more than that,

>>734260787
Male, I'm sure you could guess. My life is just fucking pathetic. Im 25 and hooked on to many fucking drugs which have ruined me financially. I've been fired from every job because of it and can barely find a place to live. My parents ejected me from the house and tell me they never want to see me again. I've never even been in a relationship with a woman because I fuck it up every time. I have nobody who cares about me. I have no friends and the only person who knows me is my dealer. I fucked my life up good.

>>734261080
John.

:(

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>>734260619
You're not going to die, your body is going to violently reject all of that at a certain point.
You'll be too weak to move then when you get up you're going to feel even worse than you did because not only did you not die, but now you're out of pain pills and actually in pain from your body's reactions to overdose.

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>>734260880
For you newfag.

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

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>>734261472
Hi John.

>>734261472
John....Please don't do this. Please, you can hold on, it's not too late. Call 911, about 10 of us already are rooting for your life, man. Please, at least try one more time, you're only 25, you'll find happiness in your life at some stage. Life sucks like shit, but please man you can do this.

I didn't fucking think this through as well as I should have. Is hanging honestly better? I'd like to finish myself off fucking good before I can't move like a few have said.

>>734261472
Shit can always get better bro. Giving up is easy. Sometimes life is hard. I hope everything works out for you.

>>734261736
I'm a coward. I've never been able to face anything head on and I don't think I can start now. It's too late anyway.

Call someone OP, it's not too late, I'm a junkie and I just turned my life around. It gets better I promise. Seek help

>>734261820
Never too late my friend. Never. Only when youre gone is it too late

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>>734261472
Well since no1 cares what you do, you are free, No1 to impress, no1 to feel judged by, you are free, just let it go, get off the drugs get help. Stop bein a fucking retard. You cant change shit when you are dead.

RIP OP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING FAGGOT LOSER

John my man, you are one sad person. Tell is the best thing you can remeber that has happend to you

>>734260619
Have fun waking up feeling worse than you ever have and going to the hospital

>>734261643

>me
>33 male
>kiss-less virgin
>wearing a wet diaper right now

Not going to an hero since.. I could always hit the lotto.. LOL.. there may be some hope for me

None of this is making me feel any better. I just wanted to relax before the end, but now I'm honestly scared and second guessing. I took the pills, its too late for that.

>>734261718

its not too late, call 911, go to the military, you have a good life ahead of you.

>>734261820
Even though it sounds cliche as fuck, it's never too late. There are people who get their shit together in their 60's. You're 25 and you still have a long life ahead of you. Make that shit count

>>734262005
...you can throw them up.

Now I don't want to ride the pills out because of all the things people are saying. I'm not smart, this isn't something I thought would happen. I'm gonna see what I can do to end it as soon as possible before the pills kick in.

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>>734260619
check em before you go out like a lame ass coward,bitch ass nigga

>>734262005
lmfao i hope this shits legit

you gonna die nigga

your heart should start racing soon :O

read this as you start going into cardiac arrest mother nigga


FUCK YO COUCH JOHN, FUCK YOU COUCH NIGGA

Op is full of shit

>>734262154
Dont do it john!

>>734262169
You don't need to tell me that, I already fucking know.

Is hanging any better? How painful is it?

>>734262005
Relax? Watch a youtube video of classical music. /b/ is not relaxing, it's attention whoring.

>>734260619

Obviously you've got some issues bro but let's not make your last night all about those eh?

Tell me about the last time you did something you really enjoyed.

>>734262005
call 911 then

>>734261820
Practice arguing with people on here. Then apply it to dealing with people in real life. You wouldn't be afraid to tell me your mind on here, speak your mind in real life too. People will respect you better if you stick up for yourself and beliefs.
Others aren't afraid to speak their mind to you, don't be afraid to do the same.
Otherwise you will continually be a walking mat to people that are good at reading emotional states.

>>734262005
Fake and gay.
You should be scared though it's gonna hurt a lot and for a very long time

Tell us your full name

>>734262154

pic with timestamp

It's not too late OP!

to pick up a ball of blow for the way out

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>>734262152
this

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Be like exeggutor

>>734261995
Why do you fags always say "kissless" virgin? Kissing a girl is really NO BIG DEAL. Just ask one. If she says no, ask another until one says yes.

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This is really it John! You are not gonna make it! Are you ready? Do you think hell is real? you about to find out if religion is real. How does it feel? Suicide gets you a 1 way ticket to hell, you better hope its all a lie because if not its gonna be much much worse than your life. How does that feel?

>>734262154
john post timestamp and i'll offer medical advice

>>734262154

Whoa whoa whoa relax man. How many pills did you take and what strength are they?

Don't listen to he people trying to stop you OP, listen to the ones who are asking questions and trying to give you info.

Don't let them scare you.

>>734262439
says the fucking chad who kisses a girl

>>734261643
what the fuck is this? bitch you need to fuck off back to plebbit,this junkie is nothing but a failure and doesnt have the balls to keep fighting,let him die like the faggot he is,bet his father wont even cry when he finds out,another bitch that could not even raise a man.

>>734261472
You're going to fuck up. Prolly rushed to the ER to get your stomach pumped. But you'll be fine. Shoot yourself in the head next time and go out with a bang, faggot.

>>734262522
>full bottle of 20mg oxy pills
read before posting on a thread smh

You can literally do anything now.... and with your life. Why suicide in s contained situation. Go out as a fucking hero.

>>734262154
No, be our hero tonight!

If it's real live stream and us medical professionals on /b/ can tell you what to expect based on what we see.

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>>734262314
>>734262472

>>734262636
ye bro, if i were to ever an hero i would go out leaving a mark on the world like damn, strap a bomb to your self and blow yourself up in an airport or shopping mall smh

>>734260619
post timestamp next to pill bottle or stfu

>>734262615

A full bottle is not a number.

I can't do a calculation of 0.002g x a full fuckin bottle.

A fuckin bottle is not a mathematical unit.

Fucking summer is ever where

>>734262592
Spaces go after commas, retard.

>>734262397

Cunt

John 4chan is a terrible place to be before you die. Go to bed and listen to your favorite song and eat your favourite food or something. Enjoy yourself before you die dont fucking talk to us, the degenerates, before you die. You dont want your last momments on here

>>734262754
Show your name and face if you're dying. You will be remembered for being a cuck.

>>734262782
lol

>>734260619
no you deserve it

>>734262754

So are they 20mg or 50mg you lying little faggot?

>>734262754
Oh shit wtf. DONT KILL YOURSELF . MAKE YOURSELF PUKE DONT DO IT! Im the one fucker on here that will tell you not to do it. Cmon man life cant be that bad

>>734262847
IT'S KEK NOT LOL

>>734262818
You're right, this is just fucking getting me down. I'll see you guys, I hope it all just fucking goes smoothly.

>>734260619
Dude chances are you will still wake up in the morning

I took a massive dose of depakote and klonopin (about 100 of each) and I woke up the next day and puked and puked and puked.

Sorry you already went through with it but you are probably going to live and come through the other side as someone who got over fear of death and accepted it. You will feel weird for a few days or months as you accept this about yourself.

Then you will be much wiser.

John I need a time stamp and I can save you. It's worth it

>>734260619
Post all your financial information. You won't be around to use, someone will.

>>734262951
Gay lord detected

your only 25? dude your life hasnt even started yet. stop being a pussy and feeling sorry for yourself. stop being weak as fuck. go be alpha

>>734262980
the fuck, no don't do it

>>734262983
These comments are really scaring me. I'm honestly going to try something else before everything sets in. I don't want brain damage, I just want it to be over.

>>734262980
Bye, John. I hope you die tonight, friendo.

>>734263071
Says the guy who is sitting on a dick right now lol

>>734263071
Eat a dick young nigga. Its fucked up to tell someone to kill themselves. Youre a beta fuck

>>734262005
Go to some music live stream and chat with the people there

>>734262994
>>734262754

>>734263097
Don't listen to them. It'll work. You'll stop breathing soon. Complete respiratory distress.

>>734261472
I'm guessing there's no convincing you man. Life is hard I've been where you've been, shit I still think of killing myself everyday. If you have any second thoughts call 911 immediately. If not Then goodnight sweet prince.

>>734263097
Just call an ambulance dude. Let the hospital deal with it and you'll be fine. You don't need to be scared.

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Seriously theres at least 10 of these types of threads a day on here. No doubt op is a depressed man baby and probably should neck himself but you guys shouldnt enable some gaylords pleas for attention. At the end of this hell probably rickroll all you faggots.

>>734263097
You're going to be a rocking, retarded Stephen Hawkins.

>>734263097
Dude shit will get better, call 911 and save your ass before you become a vegetable

>>734263097
John, just make yourself puke before any permanent damage is done. You're not going to die, but you will not have a good time.

>>734263097
>>734263211
YOU CAN DO IT!

WE BELIEVE IN YOU JOHN!

KILL YOURSELF MATE! WE'RE ALL CHEERING YOU ON!

Fuck it. This is just frustrating me. I'm just going to go listen to some music or something. Thanks for those with hopeful words, but I'm just a stupid fucking pussy coward who doesn't want to face his own problems.

Bye everyone.

You are gonna be a potato

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Last week I tried to hang myself with a coaxial cable. It felt fucking awful. I started fading away, but the cable snapped. It crushed my vocal chords and I have a lot of trouble speaking now. I wanted to an hero but failed and I feel like a bigger piece of shit. Three people told me randomly that they love me in the last week, without knowing what I tried to do. And that fucks my shit even further.

I might try again in an year or so, if I still am a failure.

>>734263367
you're such a fag

>>734263329
I won't tolerate that attitude against vegetables

If I get trips this shit is real. Or I am abandoning thread

Fake as fuk

>>734263097
Hey, I'm just an anon on the internet.

Please don't kill yourself, call 911 and make yourself puke.

We only get one chance and you don't want to waste it.

Don't listen to the edgelords here calling you a pussy, they wouldn't have the balls to do this.

You're 25, call a fucking ambulance

Hopefully you die. My gfs mom tried to od on pills and had a stroke instead. Now she can't move her left side and her life is pointless

>>734262979
LOL

>>734263391
You'll be fine. I felt like this a few months ago. Slit my wrists, and almost died. Then I realized that I was just being a fucking idiot.

Went to rehab. Moved to a place I love, got a new job, got back into exercise, got my creativity back. It's not easy living. But I'm a lot happier.

Fight back. Stick it out. You'll die one day anyways.

>>734263455
is dubs good enough my dude?

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>>734260619

Stupid 4chan thinks this is Spam. Call it:

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
Available 24 hours everyday

Google It.
Call it.

>>734263577
KEK

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>>734263391

If you're on here, there's a small part of you that wants help. Give in to that part of you, and take help.

You're not a bad person for doing this, you're brave for letting yourself let go and letting people help you.

Do two things, call 911 (or equivalent) and then make yourself puke.

Don't think about it, just do it. Please.

>>734263784
Holy shit! That's wild!

>>734260619
OP Hes a true story about a failed OD.
>60yr old boss, nicest guy, hard worker
>has 3 sons
>2 a squared away but youngest is a fuckup
>starts hanging with "the wrong crowd"
>started smokin pot and ended up doing blow and heroine
>weed was gateway drug teehee
>ANYWAYS one night they are shooting up
>He drank a 5th before hand as usual
> injected "bad stuff"
>He OD'd and was "dead" for 15 minutes.
>They lived close to hospital so paramedics showed up pretty quick.
>revived him at hospital
>now his legs walk like hes had a stroke.
>hes only 25 now
>He cant think on his own and its worse than a retard
>human RC potato
>his friends still supply him with alcohol and we think drugs.
>My boss now only claims to have 2 sons.

He wrote his son off when he heard he was dead.
Even as a potato his dad doesnt consider him a son anymore.

DONT BE SELFISH. KEEP LIVING

>>734263895
Are you the son?

>>734264127
I was that boy. That boy was me.

Are you lurking, John? kek

>>734260619
800-273-TALK national suicide prevention hotline

>>734263929
>Bicycle man
>Mission impossible theme

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>>734263929
>listening to Judith by A Perfect Circle
>song is about to end
>watch video
>video syncs perfectly as it ends

>>734263929
Jesus Christ, I feel more sorry for the person who got slammed by the pole that comes down.
They could've been anywhere else on the street but it perfectly lands on them.

>>734263929
He dared god to smite him and it happened...with fire.

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>>734260619
Fake News!!!

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good night sweet anon prince :(.

>>734260619
night, buddy. hope you find what you're looking for in the afterlife.

>>734265260
What if it isnt tho

>>734260969
>bait
>takes bait

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>>734260619
Godspeed Doge. You're never truly alone,the kek is with you always.

>>734260619
Have fun in hell