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So b, >whitish discharge flows leaks from my cock several

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So b,
>whitish discharge flows leaks from my cock several times daily
>have had uncountable unprotected sex with sloooots
>suspect gonorrhea
>for a while I was putting tea tree oil up my cock with a q tip to treat it. Thought it worked, it went away. This was several weeks ago.
>it came back
>went to Mexico and bought antibiotics over the counter where a prescription is not needed. Paid cash.

But what do I do with the meds? The instructions are written in beaner speak and one of them comes with a needle for injection.

P.S. The discharge smells like rotten fish.
P.P.S. I've had sex with probably a dozen girls since onset of symptoms.
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Can b decipher?
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probably chlamydia from the sound of it
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you know google has a translate function right?
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Do I jam this thing in my cock Pulp Fiction style or what?
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>>734260586
Stick the needle up your urethrea with the liquid shit you have, and inject it.
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>>734260271
you look pretty brown, OP.
1. get a knife
2. slit your wrists
3.????
4. profit (for the white race)
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>>734260271
>goes to mexico to buy medication
>asks for advice on b/
inject it directly into your brain
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>>734260593
Really? Should I go back to Mexico and buy different meds? Serious question.

Here's some more discharge for your consideration.
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>asking 4chan to hand hold you through injecting your cock with spic drugs
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>>734260586
working on translating it now.
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>>734260271
Go to a fucking walk-in sexual wellness clinic you depraved bastard. Where the hell do you live where there isn't a place with free condoms and dick swabs? Most places have free clinics where people go and get tested/treated for STD/STIs

How about googling the antibiotics and finding the recommend dosage? You fucking dildo.

How about going to a real doctor? We're all supposed to have healthcare here now. Are you such an autistic fuck you can't face a doctor with your dickcheese? You think you're the worst case of 'I had unprotected sex with sluts' they have ever seen? You have enough money to bang sluts and go to mexico but can't afford to go to a walk-in clinic?

Besides, could also be a yeast infection. Gonorrhea is usually yellow I thought
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>>734260271
>go to a doctor
>get diagnosed
>receive prescription and take meds

Fucking /b/tards.
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>>734260271
Why can't you just go see a doctor you fucking idiot?
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>>734261110
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>>734260854
I am white.
>>734260963
This is the gist, yes.

I have confidence one of you fuckers will actually know what you're talking about.

Should I start taking the oral drugs first?
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>>734260586
Translated with Google Translate when I converted the text. Sorry, do not know spanish:

"Trina

New disposable sterilizer, lmpolleta in the vial. Agnelo is p3,7 su

CEFTRIAXONA 1.0 Solution lnyect
Any type of penicillin or cephalosporin any route offers the danger of causing allergic reactions

2 - These reactions may occur: in people who have already received prior medication of any type of penicillin or cephalosporin and by any route as in patients who have never received this class of medication
3. The sensitivity of each person to the medication is variable. When allergic reactions occur, they may consist of: urticaria, pruritus (itch), asthma, inflammation of the hands, lips, eyelids and joints; Fever and anaphylactic shock state, being able to produce reactions of diverse magnitude ranging from mild to severe.
Intramuscular injection. Dissolve 500 mg or 1 g Trixone I.M. In 2 or 3.5 ml of 1% lidocaine solution respectively, and proceed to inject into the buttocks deeply. It is advisable not to inject more than 1 g in each fado. For the solution containing lidocaine, the intravenous route will never be chosen.
4.- Cephalosporin is a useful medicine, which can only be determined by the physician, based on the previous reactions produced in the patient, either by the use of the drug or by any other allergic factor (including food) Should or should not be administered."
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>>734260271
>tfw america is such a shithole that people can't afford doctors and go to mexico to buy meds without prescription

keep voting republicunts

p.s. looks like chlamydia, you need specific meds for that or it can get serious
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>>734260271
bro now you have a fresh and constant yeast supply you should try to make your own bread and beer out of your yeast and post it all in this thread. its really that simple you fucking idiot.
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>>734261259
Take all of it
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>>734261259
You are the biggest fucking retard. Anyway, I speak Spanish. It says take the fucking needle to your disgusting fucking dick. Then eat the powder together with the pills.
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>>734260586
Spanish fag here, it says
>dissolve 500mg on 2ml of lidocanian solution
>proceed to inject profundly on your asscheeck
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>>734261168
its lupus dude
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I'm a doc. Give the shot in your arm or thigh. Needs to be in a muscle. You also need another antibiotic, azithromycin, as well. Of course I would not recommend a regular person injecting medication into themselves. But that is what you have.
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>>734261259
So basically you don't know exactly what disease you have, and don't even know how to take the meds you blindly bought?
Just shoot yourself right between the eyes already
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>reads thread
>not one person translated beaner speak to take the needle up the ass

The fuck happen to you /b/?
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>>734261725
This is how OP creates new super-dickviruses though
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>>734261259
Doxiciclina is doxycycline
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Ceftriaxone is the med.
http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-7013/ceftriaxone-injection/detailshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceftriaxone

It's asking you to inject it into a muscle.
http://www.healthline.com/health/intramuscular-injection#injection-sites3

Look up the typical dosage for azithromycin.
Look up interactions.

Doxycycline is the third medicine.

Look up intramuscular injections and dosing regimens for doxycycline and azithromycin.


DO NOT COMBINE THEM UNLESS YOU FIND IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.


Or just go to a walk-in clinic or your doctor.
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>>734261110
>>734261168
>>734261197
It's not that I'm embarrassed or don't have money. I would tell your grandmother I have the clap and feel no shame. It's just that my experience with hospitals is always
>make an appointment
>wait
>get in late
>get a referral
>wait
>have to argue treatment options because doctor wants to order an MRI or some insane expensive thing
>get treatment
>treatment doesn't work
>billing fks up, sends bill to you directly
>forward bill to insurance
>insurance argues

Fuck it, I can't be bothered with all that. In Mexico no one cares. Pay cash and walk away. I paid $14 for all those meds btw.

Picture is receipt for evidence.
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>>734261445
> drumpf broke your dick republikunts are why you can't fuck sluts

Go choke on a dick.
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Probably Chlamydia, go get checked, you'll need a 7 day dose of Doxycycline (100-200mg 2x daily) or one shot 1000-2000mg dose of Azithromycin to kill it, male yeast infection pretty uncommon, if its gonorrhea you'll need different antibiotics usually a combo, if you get checked they may prescribe before test results even come back based on those symptoms
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>>734260271
Go to a doctor you nigger.

Or randomly inject yourself with the numbers on the box. Actually wtf use google translate retard
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>>734261977
Literally translates to "Don't have money".
If you had the money, you wouldn't give a fuck.
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Dissolve 500 mg or 1g Trixone I.M. In 2 or 3.5 ml of 1% lidocaine solution respectively, and proceed to inject deeply into the buttocks. It is advisable not to inject more than 1 g on each side. For the solution containing lidocaine, the intravenous route will never be chosen.
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>>734261888
The trips would never lie about such matters
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Doc again. I did not see that you had doxycyline. The shot and doxy are both used to treat gonorrhea. So you only need to take 1 of them. I don't know why they gave you both. The azithromycin is for chlamydia.
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>>734261975
Calling attention to previous post.

Also, find people who fucking know Spanish for real and not these cunts.
Here's instructions for Rocephin [ceftriaxone] I found.

http://app1.unmc.edu/sharing/forms/Rocephin_Injection.pdf
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>>734261878
Hello?? Do you even /b/? We WANT him to do something stupid like stick that needle right up his pisshole!! ESPECIALLY the beaners who speak Taco.
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>>734262018

If you were in Europe, you would go easy to your doctor without paying and get your meds with a huge discount.

Republicunts are making $800 BILLIONS of cuts to medicaid to cut taxes for millionaires and billionaires. That's why your country is a shithole.
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>>734261977
God damn you're fucking stupid. This is all for burning cheesedick. They get you in, ask you a few questions, swab your dick or take a blood sample, give you a shot on penicillin(or similar) in the ass cheek, give you a script, scold you about the dangers of banging sluts (if it's your long time family doctor) then send you on your merry way to the pharmacy while you shop for some god damn fucking condoms while they fill your prescription
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>>734262276
So I can take one of them orally and skip the injection, or?

Also I'm allergic to penicillin. The translation of injection said penicillin?

Please advise.
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>>734262416
Retard if I was in Europe I would have to wait 3 weeks to see a doctor ONLY to get a referral to another doctor. LOLOL socialism will never work stop trying fucking retard
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>>734262413
>do you even /b/?
Found the newfag
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Hmm I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know anything about that but I recommend you smear that shit on a slice of bread and eat it, tubby tits.
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>>734260271
>have had uncountable unprotected sex with sloooots
>went to Mexico and bought antibiotics
'wtf is wrong with you
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>>734262589
Wow. Just wow, OP. Making risky decisions with sexually transmitted microorganisms while being allergic to the primary means of fighting off such infections

Just get aids and die already
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>>734262413
>Do you even /b/, bro??
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>>734261977
>>734261977
>doctor wants to order an MRI or some insane expensive thing

maybe because you might need one? you idiot
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>>734262589
What reaction did you have to penicillin? There is a small chance of cross-reactivity with the cephalosporin (the shot) if you have a penicillin allergy. Dude, go to a free STD clinic (like planned parenthood or state health clinic) if they still exist in the state you are in. You don't want to go into anaphylaxis. Most clinics will treat STDs no questions asked.
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>>734260271
Urinary tract infection. Needs urinalysis. So that they can give you proper antibiotics.
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>>734262589
Probably not the first time you stuck some down your urethra. You got this

Thats what you get for fucking pigs.
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Don't use it on your cock like some people say, the instructions say that you insert the needle on your asscheeks, not more than 1g per asscheeck
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>>734260271
>>734260586
>>734260776
>>734261019
>>734261259
>>734261977
>>734262589
just inject it into your pupil
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>>734262413
>This much cringe
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