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ITT: we post what we wanted to be growing up. I wanted to be

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: we post what we wanted to be growing up.

I wanted to be a vet, I'm poor so instead i work at a factory. What about you /b/?
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>>734250995
I wanted to be a singer. Nobody had the heart to tell me I'm fucking tonedeaf
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>>734251104
I can't sing either anon, just sing to yourself and friends.
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I never wanted to work.

Mission accomplished.
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>>734251185
It don't blame you man, I would also if that was an option for me.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be soldier

Now I have a deppresion and uncontrolable random panic attacks so nobody wants me in the army
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>>734250995
I wanted to be a biologist.

I'm in graduate school to be a biologist.

Feels good man
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>>734250995
WW2 fighter pilot
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i wanted to be a ghost.
not dead just ignored.
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>>734251360
I'm sorry man, what path did you end up taking instead?
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>>734250995
Medical doctor when I was a kid to a general surgeon when I was in highschool to a hemp farmer/Green energy engineer of some sort when I begin school again. Am a truck driver to get by... As you can see my vision on humanity changed my occupation plan.
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wanted to be a monster truck driver, and then an aeronautical engineer.

now I teach music at a university.
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>>734251424
That's great anon!
How expensive is all of it gonna be compared to what you'll make in the end?
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>>734250995
I wanted to be the fukken garbage man and be the guy hanging off the back of the truck. Now I work in a cube.
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>>734251440
Sounds a little sketchy for my taste.
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>>734251443
I'm currently in this situation actually. Not as good as it seems.
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>>734251451
Elderly carer.
I'm changing diapers and coocking dinners for elders in private homes
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>>734251451
i suck cuck for a living it's decent pay most of the time
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>>734251490
I've did the same man, it might be for the better though? I had the opportunity to go work on a herb farm in Colorado and never did. Immediately regretted not going.
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I wanted to be retired like my grandparents, doing nothing all day and just complaining about random shit.
Now I teach at a university, which is pretty much the same thing, but with students taking notes.
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>>734250995
i mine ethereum and co manage my dads sausage factory which he's handing to me once he retires
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>>734251517
I don't see anything wrong with that one. Music is the only universal language in my opinion.
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>>734251547
Yeah the cube has never been a good place for me. Follow your heart anon. You gotta keep on keepin on
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>>734251768
Beats doing math. I am not disappointed in my career in any way. Love it.
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>>734251713
Well I'm talking hemp not weed although that'd be cool and you could make money then again that was during the bloom years back. There's money in hemp though if you own a farm.
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>>734250995
>wanted to be an archeologist and find/dig up dinosaurs.
>a medical laboratory tech

It's OK i guess, this job actually makes money and I can help people. Would still be rad to go dinosaur hunting when I retire I guess.
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>>734251664
Thanks for doing it anon, old people need love also. I'm glad you're there to step up when the family won't.
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>>734250995

wanted to portrait a character for a movie or be a sucessful wrestler that everyone liked to entertain others...

now i grew up to be a dude without motivation or ambitions, just like usual /b/... that was just kiddo "dreams" tho
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>>734251697
Sorry to hear that, McDonald's hires smiling faces :)
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>>734251721
Retirement does sound nice, I would love to not ever do shit and complain about it.
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>>734250995
>>734251752
also want to be white/slavic ethnostate leader or chancellor
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>>734251912
I will keep this in mind anon.
I will think of you when i'm gonna drown in diarrhea again.
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I wanted to be happy.
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>>734250995
I legitimately wanted to be a hermit so everyone would leave me alone. Then I realized it's not a job. I succeeded anyway, and everyone leaves me alone.
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>>734250995

Wanted to be a meteorologist for like 15 years straight. Then I got into a well respected program and found out I was too stupid and lazy to do the level of math required.

Ended up as a lawyer. I'm a corporate shill and the job sucks, but I make a lot of money, so I guess can't complain too much, but I really am trying to figure out viable career changes.
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>>734250995
a drug addict. no joke
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>>734252101
fuck off hippy
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I wanted to be a writer when I graduated High School. Dropped out of college due to anxiety and depression, and now it's eleven years later and I'm on SSI and a failure who should kill himself.
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>>734250995
I wanted to fly fighter jets.
I'm DYEL with asthma so yeah, that didn't work out.
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>>734252101
Follow your heart like joe dirt.
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>>734252101
>feels bad man
pro tip: money makes you feel better doesnt matter if your making it,spending it,saving it just make sure you have it, and the more you have the better you feel
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>>734252271
This is extremely sad but strikingly true
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>>734251947
i like cleaning elder asshole and sucking dick...fuck mcburgers
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>>734250995
I wanted to be a marine biologist/archeologist. I'm now a dental medicine student.
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Not a huge industry it turns out.
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>>734251424
I wanted to be one too but everyone convinced me i can only become a biology teacher studying in my country
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I wanted to be a serial killer but I pussied out once I started watching Criminal Minds and started seeing how every serial killer got caught 99% of the time. I sure as hell didn't want to be bubba's bitch so I became a pig breeder.
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>>734252463
Let me guess: a fellow Brazilian?
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I just want to work on cars and not have to worry about a job, and I am unemployed and modify & repair other people's cars (more into bikes now)
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>>734250995
I wanted to join the Marine Corps but I have a history of depression and anxiety so they denied me.

I'm now unemployed living with my mom trying to get a job at AutoZone.
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>>734252896
Are you me?
Expect of auto zone cuz I workind as caretaker of elders.
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I wanted to make a world without borders. But I got a GED and couldn't join the Airforce, so the pay to be a mercenary wasn't worth it anymore.
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I also though about becoming a vet

Now I produce sports media

Hopefully one day I can save up enough money to purchase land and build an animal shelter
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>>734252896
You are pathetic af. Getting into the military is so low and ez you literally must be trash to have been denied.
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1. wanted to be chemist to find the solution for immortality was pretty young at the time

2. wanted to be a teacher cause i was afraid of leaving school

now i want to be a psychologist but don't know if i am qualified since im damaged and a psychologist helps damaged people.
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>>734252990
Shut up pathetic faggot. A GED doesn't restrict you of the military. You were probably denied for being so weak minded.
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>>734253068
The Marine Corps is slightly stricter when it comes to medical history. Someone that has been diagnosed and treated for depression / anxiety / whatever will have a difficult time trying to get in. I could have fought for a waiver but it wasn't worth it, I had already lost my job trying to join.
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I wanted to be a scientist, but then I developed a shitty autoimmune disease and am too sick to work/finish my degree, so I just sit at home occasionally working part-time and waiting to die.
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>>734253279
>diagnosed and treated for depression / anxiety / whatever will have a difficult time trying to get in
How would they even know unless you tell them?
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>>734250995
nothing

I succeeded
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Wanted to join the Marines but I dropped out of high school and by the time I decided to get my diploma the Iraq war kicking off but I sure as shit wasn't gonna eat lead for some neo con cucks.

Now I bus tables, in retrospect I probably should have given it a shot.
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>>734253279
You are weak. That is why you chose to get diagnosed.
>>734253444
You are required to disclose all medical records or else you can't join.
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>>734253279
>I could have fought for a waiver but it wasn't worth it, I had already lost my job trying to join.

Honestly it sounds like they were probably right to turn you down if you give up that easily. You don't make it through Marine Corps boot camp by being a quitter.
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>>734253104

the reason i wanted to be a chemist is because i was afraid to die

the reason i wanted to be a teacher was that i was afraid of the outside world since ive only known school life
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>>734251944
I wanted to wrestle in the WCW/NWO
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>>734253580
It's not the full story actually. I didn't feel like clarifying but now I guess I have to.

I lied about my medical history, everything. And there was lots of stuff. I was homeschooled for about a year due to my anxiety etc. I could not disclose my homeschooling because they likely call the schools, and they'll see the school I went to was for kids with mental issues. My security clearance kept getting declined and recruits kept insisting to making the forms.

Didn't want to risk getting discharged dishonorably and fuck my entire shit up. Either way I was pretty confident and wanted to keep going, but the risk wasn't worth it when I realized what a waste of time the Marine Corps would have been. 4 years of nothing.
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>>734254068
>4 years of nothing
That's what losers say. 4 years of ravaging teen pussy and stories. 4 years of discipline and future plan making. 4 years of savings and a sweet ride after service with a sweet military plate. 4 years you will never have.
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>>734254389
4 years of a massive cock up your ass
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bs
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>>734254389
You need 4 years to plan your future?
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>>734250995
I wanted to be a scientist
still a student, it might happen
doesn't look likely though
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>>734254474
>Much society and muh big fish status
As if you were a multi-millionaire faggot.
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>>734254657
you're a multimillionaire?
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In an argument with my mom about being dissatisfied with my job she told me I wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle when I grew up
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>>734250995

An actor.

I'm now the Artistic Director of a small local Theatre Company whereby I write, direct and sometimes act in plays.

I also write and direct plays for Special Needs groups, children's groups and teenage groups.

I'm very happy with how it all turned out.
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>>734254743
Sure why not?
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>>734254762
Gay
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almost forgot

wanted to be a video game designer but i sucked at math and is way to expensive
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>>734251360
>deppresion and uncontrolable random panic attacks

wow you managed to get that without getting into the army

Why would you want to waste your life getting blown up in iraq for a bunch of greedy old bastards?

dream a better dream faggot
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>>734250995
I'm 25 and not sure what I want to be when I grow up.
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i wanted to be a computer programmer

i'm a computer programmer
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>>734251424
you'll end up flipping burgers like most biologist, the 15/h made there is more than you'd ever make as a biologist
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>>734255041
do you even science?
that's not the point
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>>734254754
My bro, we'd rock in the sewers, kick foot ninja ass and then eat some pizza with April and Splinter! :)
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>>734254805
And fake.
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>>734254998
I'm 26 and still trying to figure out also anon.
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>>734254805
>>734255143

Sure...
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>>734253500
Nice dubs. The frog is great, patient but also tough when need be. I'd hire that frog.
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>>734250995
When I was 6, I wanted to be a fighter pilot
When I was 9, I wanted to be a cop
When I was 12, I just wanted to survive my father
When I was 15, I just wanted to die
When I was 18, I had learned not to dream.

Now, I just want to pass through this world without having changed a thing. I don't want anyone to remember me.
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>>734255146
What kind of hobbies do you have?
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>>734255566
tripdubschekd
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>>734255515
whiny fgt
I'm sure you have a real sob story but you're still a whiny fagt
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I studied to become an electrician, instead chance wanted me to become a plumber. Was exploited by previous boss, but after getting my diploma and a couple extra years of experience I started my own plumbing business which is going great!
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>>734250995
only 19 so still hoping i can do something for myself. not sure what i want to do. if i were to say my dream is to work at NASA in robotics & rovers n shit but i dont think im good enough tbh so will prob just go to college and be a meh engineer
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>>734250995
Wanted to be a crime scene investigator cause I love mysteries and puzzles, but life got in the way. So, took an apprenticeship under my dad to be a certified welder. Pays the bills and I like it enough, so i'm happy
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>>734255566
Checked also
I like to make shit. I do a lot of wood working making little shit like bowls and fishing lures. It's not good enough to pay for shit so I just do it as a pastime.
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wanted to be a doctor, I am studying medicine now, MD2. Its been a long and tiring journey and a long and tiring journey lies ahead. I don't like people but i like medicine
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>>734252615
you wanted to get married?
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>>734255888
how much do you make a year?
nice dubstrips
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>>734252769
try being a mortician or a pathology assistant or morgue assistant. All the perks of being a serial killer, no risks.
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I wanted to be a military pilot like my father and grandfather, but I am color blind and near sighted.

Now I work in a cube 8-5 with a lunch break.

If it weren't for my daughter I would be swinging from a tree.
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>>734255096
you work to earn money, gtfo with your hippy bullshit
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>>734256008
what should I tell my doctor to give me a slightly higher dose of Alprazolam?
I'm at .5mg twice a day but I'd like 1mg twice a day, doc?
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>>734256211
In union and about 38k a year since it's only my second year since cert.

Thanks
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>>734256510

Depends on the Country, in the US, sure.

In most of Europe and in the Nordic countries, work comes second to actually living and enjoying it.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be retired. it's going pretty well so far.
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I want to be a doctor. I am 28 and work at a factory.
I care for people, I swear, I wouldn't do it for the money, just to help out and make people feel good when they are sick or hurt.
I am poor. had to drop college because I need to work so I can eat and have a place. Life just got hard on my end and family just fell apart.
I am writing a letter so tomorrow I can go beg people to help me out with some cash for rent. I will pay and always pay back but until then, I have to bow to life.
things got hard. everything I see a doctor on tv my eyes open and I imagine myself curing people day and night. I hope someone who has the opportunity to be a doctor does right by us who cannot.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be firefighter or an astronaut because the cool suits they wear
Now I'm a third-world class teacher
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>>734256742
because all of Europe is living in America's basement for free.
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>>734256908
Please don't give up anon. We Need more people in this world willing to help.
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>>734256510
>hippy bullshit
have fun with cancer and global warming and the endless list of shit only science can fix
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I wanted to be a vet at first, then an engineer, then a doctor. I did manage to get a degree in aerospace engineer and I went to med school and became a doctor, but I hate my job. The only thing I have ever done where I was happy was a brief period in my life where I was a pilot. Now with all the med school debt stuck working a job I hate I fucked up beyond repair and will be enslaved in this misery for the next 30+ years or until I build up the courage to take my own life. I regret so many things and all the missed connections and adventures I could have went on. To those of you who are young enough to have some control over the direction your life is headed I can say that school is a waste of time most of the time and there is a cost to happiness. You can schoose a job that makes lots of money but if you spend your time working 80 hours a week in something you are miserable with and losing friends/relationships/family over it just for a large paycheck think about how much your happiness is worth. If it wasn't too late for me I would go back and take a job making 40-50k a year that has normal hours that I could tolerate rather than one that makes a six figure salary but is grueling and miserable.
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>>734257489
>i'm going to fix global warming
No, only engineers, physicists and startup funders can fix global warming.
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>>734256565
drug addiction is bad mate

tell him your friend left you and you are feeling more and more anxious these days and you can't sleep properly. The doc might increase your dosage
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>>734257489
>global warming
fuck off that's invented by china and jewish elites
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>>734257792
how about environmental scientists? you know, the people who actually study global warming
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>>734250995
I wanted to be an inventor

I'm the Sr Mechanical Engineer at a $500M/yr company and have over $200M in designs to my name.

I guess I was close. I still hate life and want to die.
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>>734257489
how would a third rate biologist like you cure global warming? through puppies and sunshine?
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>>734258029
I'm not the biologist guy, he's dead
I'm enviro/b/ro
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>>734250995
I wanted to be happy, now I'm miserable as shit. I pray for death daily and the worst part about life is you can only kill yourself once.
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>>734257328
and yet america is a shithole with an orangutan for president
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I wanted to work in something involving space exploration and my twin wanted to be an animator for Dreamworks. Now I work in animation storytelling and he works at NASA. Go figure
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>>734258267
what does he do in NASA?
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>>734250995
I wanted to go military, but I got type 1 Diabetes my freshman year of highschool (even though I was 120 lbs and very athletic). So now I'm a design engineer.
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>>734250995
drunk
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I wanted to be a scientist. Back then I didn't know about computers, and I am now a Systems Engineer -- a job I really like. It's kind of like a scientist, but REAL scientists' jobs are REALLY fucking boring. I think I came out ahead.
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>>734258360
i thought you had to be born with type 1 diabetes?
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>>734258261
no it isnt.
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I wanted to be a fighter pilot at 5
A samurai at 8 after watching samurai jack
A pokemon trainer at 9
A lawyer at 15
A doctor at 17

And now I am studying medicine... if I didn't get into med school i'd probably try to be a lawyer
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>>734258434
He might have just found out in high school.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be ninja
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>>734257988
>I'm the Sr Mechanical Engineer at a $500M/yr company and have over $200M in designs to my name.

yeah yeah but how much do you personally make?

you are just making someone else money, whats the point
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>>734250995

I wanted to be a builder (contractor) .. then I grew up and became a network engineer.
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>>734250995
Inventor

Just finishing my thesis in innovation and design specialization of mechanical engineering.
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>>734251440
So dead in other words.
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>>734258568
Good choice. I was lazy in my vision, and lazy in my future.
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>>734250995
Initially wanted to be a science teacher. I then got into computers and am now working as a network analyst.
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>>734258450
it is though faggot
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>>734250995
I think I wanted to be a chef at one point. No idea why, I fucking hate cooking.
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>>734257988
teach me master.... i'm this guy
>>734258650
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I wanted to be an architect. I just got a job as an architectural technologist, which is almost the same, but a focus on the building science and technology rather than high design.

I'd say I've been decently successful
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>>734258763
being a chef is shitty bro, long hours and shitty pay
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>>734258434
haha so did I, but apparently not, it's believed that it was some sort virus or some retarded shit where my pancreas was like "fuck it, I don't feel like making insulin anymore".
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>>734251713
If it makes you feel better it was most likely a scam. You have any idea how much competition there is for those jobs? They are inundated with applicants, they don't need to import people trust me.
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>>734258834
The tech side sounds more interesting to me than the artistic overview, though I can see how it might lack a bit of the prestige.
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>>734258743
nah, it isnt.
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>>734257859
i'm not a drug addict
I don't do any other drugs and drink a few times a year
I just want more drugs
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>>734250995
I wanted to be a veterinarian too.

But now I just care about making money and moving FAR away from lame ass people. Nobody outside the internet has any fucking personality. They all seem the same, and they are nosy as hell.
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>>734251911
>Archeologist
>Describes paleontologist
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>>734251752
Perchance a German sausage Co./restaraunt?
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>>734257988
Who the fuck gives a shit about how much your shitty slave master makes?

How much do YOU make and why didn't you use that to start a business and retire yet?
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>>734250995
i didnt want anything , im drunkard
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>>734259251
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>>734258695
How do you do a job like that?
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>>734256414
What kind of shit do people do in the cube anyway?
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I'm a Soldier and I wanted to be a paleontologist.

>>734251360
Faggot, just lie for longer. Can you really not take any amount of stress without crying like a 4 year-old girl being told to go to bed? That's fucking sad.

Just lie your ass off and anyone can get in the military. There is no "medical database" where shit comes up if they check. Just say you're fine and say you've never done drugs. That's it, there's no secret.
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>>734259818
Two men enter, only one man leaves alive.
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>>734259818
Phone calls, paper work, shit on computer. Every business is different you may do more of one than another depending.
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>>734256908
If that's true, save up the hundred or so dollars to take a first aid course. Then, sell all your shit, buy a backpack and plane ticket and go to Africa. You'll be more qualified than everyone there, can help tons of people, not worry about money, and possibly get noticed/recruited as nurse for doctors without borders or the Red Cross.
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>>734260104
Fuck that sounds miserable, I was gonna major in business but that's not for me. I really don't know what to do I always wanted to either be professional musician or 160th SOAR pilot I might one of those two a shot I'm not sure if really need college at all, anyone have any advice?
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>>734259219
ask him to increase your dosage because you aint feeling any effects
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>>734250995
I wanted to work for LEGO

Now I'm a fucking useless neet waiting for my life to be over
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Want to be pilot

Got ass beat by mum's fuckboi bf (pic given)

Now felon
Sadboy.kms
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>>734259033
Its also far less prestigious, but way easier. Instead of a master's degree, I have a diploma from a technical college. Making about 48k a year, while junior architects make about 50k a year.

In my area, that is.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be happy.
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>>734259458
I'm dating an archeologist. She absolutely hates when people mix them up.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be a rally car driver.
I'm 30 and I've never even done my driving test.
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>>734261311
(look up Ross' job on Friends)
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>>734260750
business majors are for fraternity people who dont take college seriously. if youre an autist like most 4chan people you should look into a major that isnt business or economics. dont let your parents tell you what to major in.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be Abe Lincoln when I grew up, bought the hat and everything.
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>>734250995
the reason you work in a factory is because you are stupid, not poor. Being poor is a byproduct of working in a factory
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>>734262531
What a fucking retard. I hope you never get more than a job at Wendy's.
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>>734262531
I don't know about that, I did pretty well in school with all my grades and shit. Just didn't have the funds to further my education. If anything me being poor is from my parents poor choices and mistakes.
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>>734251440
Seconded, sort of.

In kindergarten, I wanted to be a jet fighter pilot. I was told it was too violent had to pick something else. So, I salvaged my F-18 drawing and turned it into a spaceship. Astronaut was acceptable.

>22 years later
>Nearsighted = Can join air force/navy
>Independent vision. (Can see out of each eye separately, but not simultaneously.) = REALLY can't fly a plane.
>2013: Star Citizen begins development.
>ANewHope.png
>2017: Become an ace pilot; shooting pirates with my Cutlass and hauling flying large cargo haulers.
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>>734262840
say that to any phd from mit who came from the actual jungle.
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>>734262531
I'm in the same situation as him basically. It's more about money than intelligence. A retard like George Bush can go to Harvard and become president, but a working peasant can't even pay for the scam of a college loan after 4 years of college, not to mention 8 years of postgrad schooling.

I fell out of love with science because of my poverty. I don't care about this species or being smart. Just money and solitude.
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>>734263138
bush went to yale you dunce. go sit in the corner where you belong.
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>>734252242
Similar situation. Sorry anon.
Maybe this might help?

>>734262982
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>>734263217
Whatever, some Ivy League. Not like I would ever get in with my straight A's compared to an average nigger with straight C's. Or a rich trust fund baby who doesn't even bother studying. That's just the world we live in.
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>>734250995
I wanted to either be an astronaut, or a librarian, because who needs friends when you have books or space.
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I'm drunk
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>>734263434
a black guy with straight c's wouldnt get into yale either, but you can keep living in your fantasy world of hyperbole if you want. that's your right.
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>>734262206
>parents
Yea they recommended to major in business , I would like to own my own business but I wouldn't like the idea of being stuck in a cube which most probably is what would happen going the business road. Any majors you recommend i am kinda of an autist , stoic and straightforward person.
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>>734264200
if your parents are telling you to major in business, they probably dont know shit about school and are just telling you to major in something that sounds like its good.
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I wanted to be an archaeologist or a geologist but I'm a wine maker instead. I still have a passion for fossils and rocks but work keeps me to busy for it to be more than a hobby.
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I wanted to be useful, anything.

Turns out that I lack social skills almost completely and I simply can't deal with people very well. Sad thing is that I live in a country where I could study anything I want for free but I can't because school means presentations and stuff that require me to talk to several people at once. That kind of stuff absolutely fucking kills me. I lose my sleep weeks or even months before the actual event, I get cold sweats that never end, my heart rate is constantly super fast and I feel sick in my stomach. I already went through one school and got myself a profession but it's useless. I should keep studying to actually get any work but I can't fucking do that. I refuse to torture myself and driving myself to killing myself.
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>>734264521
Stop trying to be useful dude. Start a business and retire early, as early as you can. Fuck this species. Fuck the shit they need. Why be a scientist or a doctor when you can be another do-nothing millionaire parasite that contributes nothing to the species?
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>>734265072
>start a successful business
Easier said than done
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>>734264521
>im a snowflake, the post.

man up and just do it. you realize there are americans who literally run into the line of fire to save some random afghani dude's life, right? your bullshit is just that, it's bullshit. get over it and be harder on yourself.
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>>734265389
Well I did it mowing lawns, why don't you just go to each person's house and offer them a price on their lawn mowed?
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>>734265072
Well, I didn't quite mean "useful" in that sense. I meant useful as in being able to do anything for anyone. I can do basic IT support stuff, self taught mostly, but that's it. I haven't studied any advanced IT stuff and that's what matters here, the school. There are tons and tons of IT graduates around here so why the fuck would anyone hire me instead of them? There is no reason for anybody to hire me.

I would have fucking excelled in those early 2000 PC repair shops but those don't exist anymore. At least not here. And if they do, they are super advanced stores where people basically solder together space rockets.

I can't imagine myself having a job in the future because there is always someone who can do the same job better than me. And I don't even want to do any job if I'm not good at it.

>hey would you like to hire me, I can do this and that
>sure anon
>lol I'm not actually that good and there are others who are better at this
>ok nice anon, fuck off then so I can hire someone else

I want to fucking die.
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>>734265602
I don't understand what the fuck does that afghani bullshit have to do with my problems? Did I say I was afraid to die to protect someone else in a heat of the moment? No. People like you should kill themselves. You don't have the ability to understand short and basic pieces of text. I don't know what else could prove your stupidity any better. You should die.
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>>734266068
Oh dude, I had the same philosophy when I was younger. Anyone can mow lawns better than me, but I still did it. I even charged the same amount.

Thing is, not every business out there is gonna hang on to 100% of customers. THere's always enough customers and money floating around for one more person to nudge right in.

Don't waste your life working for someone. Work for yourself. Think for yourself. I think you'll make it.
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I wanted to be an attorney. Now I am an Engineer.
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>>734250995
I wanted to be a cop, I still kind of do, I just can't do anything at the moment.
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>>734267408
What's stopping you?
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