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FACT!!: If the Earth was 10 feet closer to the sun we would

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FACT!!:

If the Earth was 10 feet closer to the sun we would all burn up. And if the Earth was 10 feet further we would freeze to death!... God is amazing!!!
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>>734219945
But that is not true
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Prove it
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>>734220073
yes it is
>>734220082
prove it?? u can tempt your lord
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>>734219945

You're an idiot.
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>>734220224
Your*
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>>734220202
*cant
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>>734220224
* u r
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>>734220202
Pretty poor attempt at baiting. You need to have some sort of pseudoscience response prepared.
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>>734219945
habitabale zone nigger.
learn2science
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>>734219945
the habitable zone insnt just a 10 foot window retard..ever heard of an atmosphere?
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just prepare b4 he comes. time is almost up!
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bullshit
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Can confirm. My friend stood on a ten foot platform when it was hot out and he burned up
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>>734219945


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xGTRKLxTOA
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But that's wrong you retard.

The green band extends for much further than 7917.5 miles
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>>734219945
FACT!!

You can only feel pain because God thought it'd be a great idea.

FACT!!

Torture, murder, pedophilia, & all the other ills only exist because God created them. (omnipotence & omniscience, & the "plan")

GOD IS AMAZING!!!1!1
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>>734220499
this
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>>734220837
Humans created murder, torture, pedophilia.
Not even animals in the wild do that when they kill its for food. humans kill for money, oil, fun, sport, and because some are mental.
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>>734221001
god created humans therefore everything created by humans is created by god
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>>734221001
Omnipotence - can do anything

Omniscience - knows everything

Made to be just like him. Made as part of a plan for everything that involves everything. Knew absolutely everything that would ever happen from beginning to end before he started.

We didn't create shit.
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>>734219945
gahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>734220837
god is a mind not a being god is every thing in the universe god is perfection evil good ugly beautifull ying yang
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>>734221215
when adam and eve went against gods word they screwed everyone. cain killed abel that was the 1st murder BY MAN! god is all good. evil came from the devil and man
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>>734221001
>when they kill its for food
Wrong
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>>734220837
smoke dmt or do heavy doses of lsd you will feel the presence of the godlike mind
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>still believing in sky daddy
>being this cucked
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>>734221525
stop mixing being fucked up and a fictional sky daddy together, fucking betas man I swear
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>>734221565
god is not in the sky god is in everything you look in this reality yo are a godlike creature
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>>734219945
>If the Earth was 10 feet closer to the sun we would all burn up. And if the Earth was 10 feet further we would freeze to death!
Citation requested.
Cause I think you're full of shit.
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>>734219945
kek
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>>734221475
>when adam and eve went against gods word

When he made them knowing they'd do this, made them so they COULD do this, and still punished all of humanity for it for all eternity anyway.

>Just insane God things
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>>734221667
>being this brainwashed
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>>734221626 lol this is not the only reality my man you have lived many lives before and you will continue after your dead in this plain of existence
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>>734221475
>evil came from the devil and man

...which were both created by God, who knew exactly everything they would ever do when he made them. And made them TO DO THOSE THINGS.
Otherwise he would have made them NOT to do them, knowing they would.

Seeing it yet?
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>>734221818
>has Deja Vu once
I see right through you
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>>734221765
i am AWAKEN you have the power of your mind to create your reality dont be fooled by your ego creature
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>>734219945
10 feet?
I cant choose wether youre severly mentally retarded or a troll.
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>>734219945
Why would you even make this joke?
>10 feet closer... 10 feet further
>10 feet
>feet
3 meters you fucking inbred
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>>734221875
Now the real question is why God created everything in the first place.
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>>734219945
So you want me to believe, that you believe, the earth's orbit is perfectly circular? I do believe you believe that, but I don't.
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>>734221875
This
If God created everything, then God is responsible for everything
logic doesn't have any loopholes or exclusions >>734221475
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classic bait
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>>734219945
Fact:
Op doesn't know science
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OP here. Can't believe all you newfags took the bait.
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>>734221913
i have met the creator beings in a heavy dose of dmt they are huge alien beings creating every being of this low plain of life
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>>734221928
How are you awake? Because you've done some psycos? I used to do shrooms all the time, I know what exactly you're talking about
Tell me exactly what enlightened you to believe this way
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No one posted the two bitches arguing about that shit on Facebook yet? Is this such a good bait or is it just summer in here?
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>>734222146
It's called a really, really awesome trip that's spiritual LIKE, snap out of it
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>>734222135
Either way you got people talking about something that's not perverted. Good job OP
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>>734222135
>OP here
>being this much of a newfag
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God created exploding Muslims, checkmate Christians
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>>734221001
Dolphins kill and torture for fun
Any animal will fuck another animal that is not fully grown. Or of the same gender. Or a different species
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>>734222274
kek
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i'm going to remain neutral here, but I have to ask, why did God create people with down syndrome? srs
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>>734221475
God is all powerful therefore is more powerful than the devil. So by allowing the devil to exist he therefore condones his actions. If youre not part of the solution you're part of the problem
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>>734222395
Really, really bad b8 to start out with
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>>734222158
opening your third eye and being able to see reality as the illusion it is is called awakening only love can save us from the opressor elite that controls this world
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>>734222395
You hurt my feelings newfriend
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>>734220224
>>734221960
if you weren't a newfag, you wouldn't take the b8.
OP just dusted up ancient meme's.
Also, yea the original poster was quite dumb (and a child). Probably 2007 or '08
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>>734222421
>allows Devil to exist
>Devil does horrible stuff
>Is completely okay with it
what in the actual fuck
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>>734222395
Found mom's basement
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>>734222448
>opressor elite
dude you just fell off completely
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>>734222513
Hahah this
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>>734219945
FAKT

OP rarely speaks because getting his lips to form understandable words while having 2 cocks in his mouth has proven too difficult.
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>>734222222
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>>734222638
Nice
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>>734222572
>>734222513
yes, YES.
let the butthurt flow through you.
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>>734222513
i kekd
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>>734222395
Replying to obvious bad bait with obvious bait doest make you a summer fag. Commenting on someone replying to obvious bad bait with obvious bait makes you a newfag
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>>734222824
wat
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>>734222556
THE KIKESS
GAS THEMMM
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>>734222988
dubs don't lie I hate the elite, trust me, but what does this have to do with God?
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>>734222705
>butthurt
being this new
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>>734222945
Exactly my point
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>>734222705
>10 feet closer...
Oh that's wrong...
>REEEEEEEE took the bait REEEEEEE
That's you OP
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>>734219945
"If it were any different, we wouldn't be here to ask the question"

- Steve Hawk
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FACT!!:

children consists 100% of their parents
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>>734223238
screw facts!!!@!@@!
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Orbital characteristics of Earth

aphelion 152.10×106 km (94.51×106 mi)
1.0167 AU

perihelion 147.10×106 km (91.40×106 mi)
0.98329 AU

semimajor axis 149.60×106 km (92.96×106 mi)
1.000001018 AU
eccentricity 0.0167086

inclination 7.155° to Sun's equator
1.578690° to invariable plane

longitude of the ascending node 174.9°

longitude of perihelion 102.9°

argument of periapsis 288.1°

period 365.256363004 days
average speed 29.78 km/s (18.50 mi/s)
107,200 km/h (66,600 mph)
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>>734223317
What does this mean and nice semi dubs dubs
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>>734223367
basically what hes trying to say is our planet does NOT orbit the sun in a perfect circle the orbit, fluctuates closer and further by thousands of miles
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>>734219945
master bait
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>>734223317
...but is the swallow african or european??
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>>734223367
"Orbital characteristics of Earth" is what it means, but the fact you think he has dubs is way way funnier
>REEEEEE hidden bait, he fell for my hidden bait REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>734222476
Gold!
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>>734219945
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>>734223669
he is right, thats science bitch
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>>734219945
but, how does moon go even so far
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>>734222395
Iv been here for atleast 5 years, not a summerfag, i cant remember every shitty meme.
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The sun is getting hotter and accounts for 20% of global warming so 10 feet doesn't fucking matter
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>>734223367
Aphelion is when earth is furthest away from the sun 152.10x10^6 Km away from the sun. (or 152100000 km away) ((they '^' didnt come along)) and the closest is Perihelion at 147100000 km) so a distance variation o 5,000,000 km.
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>>734219945
obvious bait is obvious. but as an interesting fact. The Earths distance from the sun through the course of a the year varies by about 3 million miles.
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>>734222476
Iv been here for atleast 5 years! Am i still a newfag?
I knew the site and visited on off 10 years ago.
Cant remeber every shitty meme, i have a life.
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>>734223588
checked and does this mean OP is complete BS?
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>>734223646
So what? Just trying to learn and ask questions
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>>734219945
Come on op. This is some shit tier bait. You can do better.
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>>734223999
thats good, also earth isnt a perfect sphere and is more a spheroid with a difference of 1/300 (approx) hight from center to north pole is some 1/300th shorter than center to equator.
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>>734223979
yes the zone habitable zone extended from the edge of Venus's orbit almost to Mars's orbit, so the ear has a serveral million mile wide zone where thing would be fine
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>>734224116
and my spelling is horrible
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>>734219945
Astrophysics fag here
The earth has an oblique (not perfectly circular) orbit, as does everything else. Its measured by excentricity, and although we dont have that eccentric an orbit, we have 5 MILLION km of difference, as in the closest and furthest we are from the sun at any given time in a sidereal is 5 million km
The universe isnt as fine tuned as you think, thats an idiot argument, just know if it was any other way we wouldnt be here to observe it, but that doesnt mean life wouldnt have evolved somewhere else. Yes things are the way they are, that doesnt mean some eitherial space daddy made it that way you fucking moron. Do your hw and stop spreading idiocy
> pic relatee
> sources: google for pic and I am an astrophysicist
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>>734224108
>earth isn't a perfect sphere
so even if God did create planet earth, he still fucked up right?
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>>734224158
I put this im lamen terms because the other people who think they look smart by pasting from google dont realize most people dont know what those words mean
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>>734219945
>10 feet closer to sun
>10 feet further away
>thinks the Earth is stationary
>thinks astronomy uses standard units of measurement

Wew lad!
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>>734220202
>Thou shall not put the lord, thy God, to the test
And this is why I prefer science. Everything is testable, and subject to change after we learn more and more. Only if it can be supported by hard facts can it replace the current opinion in the scientific community.
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>>734224349
I think its amazing how you can tell who knows their shit by who can explain things rather than ctrl-c-v
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>>734224225
nothing is perfect, the cosmos is a chaos in perfect order.
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Bait this bad and people get fooled. Sad.
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>>734224452
>chaos in perfect order
whats keeping it in order?
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>>734223367
>semi dubs dubs
Kys
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>>734224597
zombie jesus
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>>734224597
gavity, heat, cold, light, energy, all these keeps everything balanced
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>>734224617
why would I kill myself, are you that degenerate where you still tell people to kill themselves on the internets?
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>>734224668
Whats the worse that could happen to Earth?
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>>734224724
niggers and exploding muslims, that God created
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>>734223801
New fag
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>>734225133
dubs dont lie
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Tfw we can't moon anymore.
For some strange reason.
Can't be cause they or someone else is gonna get butt hurt from rebuilding the tech.

Flat earthers on to something???
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>>734225265
the people who call others new fags are without a doubt the new fags, stop doing this to yourself
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>>734224724
Op breeding
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>>734225350
Damm gtfo newfag
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>>734225398
kek
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>>734225315
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>>734225468
tried to help you, now you're just fucking up
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>>734225478
Agree or disagree with nasas answer??
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I agree god is amazing, the rest of what you said is verbal diarrhoea.
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God is a professional liar
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>>734225502
You fucked up man im here since 1978 so easy up m8
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>>734220082
Mountains and stuff
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>>734225627
Will trumps 19 billion dollars help the butt hurt to bring it back?
Y hype for mars?
19 billion for the best cgi, composite, photoshop images of space and tv sets??
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>>734219945

and throughout the entirety of the universe are myriad planets too close and too far from their own suns to sustain life, put there by random chance just as ours was.

shit happens.
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>>734219945
Actually our planet orbits the sun along an elliptical path and it's distance changes by about 3 million miles over the entire perimeter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perihelion_and_aphelion
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>>734226475
>>734226656
There is no "outter space"
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>>734220614
RIP in piece
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>>734219945
Fact: You're fucktarded. And probably a trump worshiper
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Space may be the final frontier, but it's made in a Hollywood basement.
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>>734226656

FIN
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>>734219945
>fact
>god
Pick one.
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>>734219945
Earth's distance from the sun varies by 3.5 million miles depending on the time of year. Where is your God now?
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Dude! Where is the image of the guy on the ladder with his face on fire?
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>>734227251
It sure does look it
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>>734222395
I've been here for 3 months so I am definitely not a "summer fag"
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