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What's your IQ, /b/? Just got results back from Mensa,

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What's your IQ, /b/?

Just got results back from Mensa, apparently mine is above 135.

I still feel like a retard though.
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>>734204650
I don't know and i don't care. As long as I get paid for what I do, I'm fine with it. I do have a degree in Computing Science however.
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>>734204650
You are a retard. Are you black by any chance?
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Back in school they made me take one of these tests, I don't remember exactly what I scored but it was high. They said that Alfred Einstein himself scored a few points lower than me at that age.
My teachers and and psychologist thought that I would grow up being a genius.School wasn't my thing though.
I don't think you can put too much weight on the IQ tests.
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Where do I take them?
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>>734204768
Yeah IQ tests still have flaws, nothing is that accurate, IQ tests are better than most other things since it focuses on problem solving rather than memory. So its not perfect by any means, since some people have (out of boredom i guess) taken them enough to figure out the general basis of the questions, and then figured out how to answer the questions quickly and correctly.
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>>734204650
Statistically, IQ correlates pretty strongly with professional and financial success.

You might be an outlier, though,
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>/b/
>where everyone has a 125+ IQ and a 8"+ dick
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>>734204650
126 on the WAIS. I'm a stupid fuck though. I have zero motivation.
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>>734204650
i tested out at 144 when i was about 30 years old. i'm a drunken lush but i've made a ton of money so i'm cool with that.
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148 IQ here and all I ever wanted to do was pick up heavy thing and put them back down. IQ dont mean shit
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>>734205558
Last time i took it was about a year ago (was in therapy and was going into college so they wanted to know, idk really why honestly). I scored 163, though im not insanely knowledgeable i do have great problem solving skills due to to my thought process. I like the IQ test for prioritizing problem solving capabilities over raw memory and knowledge, but I feel it really is immprobable to make any sort of test that fully shows the capabilities and knowledge/wisdom of a person. So fuck what anyone says about being smart or high IQ or whatever the fuck, just dont be a cunt and dont act like you know about something you dont and you will be seen as a smarter person compared to someone who always thinks hes right.
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>>734204650
180

I'm the smartest idiot ITT. AMA
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>>734205693
I was just thinking the same.
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>>734204650
124 but no motivation or skill
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>>734206099
You don't speak like someone with 163 IQ.

You DO sound like a 110 faggot pretending he knows how a 140 talks.
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>>734204714
>Do have a degree in CS
So it's probably quite low.
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>>734205693
I have 125+ IQ and a 3 inch dick, wanna trade my IQ for your dick?
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>>734204650
Mensa has an agenda to get people to think they're smart and join their 'I am very smart' club where you pay them money,
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>>734204650
I'm 114.

Is that bad?
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>>734206372
No, you're the oldest man in the world. Register that shit!
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>>734204650
Don't tell people about the degree, though. It's better if they believe you didn't go to college at all than that you have a CS BS.
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>>734206372
Nope, but it's certainly the only honest answer ITT, so far.
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>>734206319
Sure. But mines not much bigger than yours anyway.
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>>734206334
Kek
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>>734204650
IQ of 64 here, not a genius but still alright.
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>>734206372
You're on the verge of retardation with a number like that.
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>>734206276
Like grammar means dick when it comes to thought processes and general thinking lol
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>>734206334
Works. Every. Time.
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>>734206372
Nope. Chicks don't care, as long as you got money.
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>>734206558
Actually it does, if you had an IQ above 120 you would know it actually DOES mean a lot.
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>>734206558
No, but it helps when you're trying to convey your thoughts to another human being in a predictable form they might be able to follow and understand. Thoughts are useless if you cannot pass them on to others.
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>>734206448
I have average intelligence and I'm fine with that.
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Was in a few mental health institutions over the course of three years, took a few different tests. My average is 147. I'm told that's insanely high, I still feel stupid and am not doing anything with my life tho.
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>>734206620
Actually, it does. If you had an IQ above 120, you would know it actually DOES mean a lot.

Poorly worded sentence even after I fixed it for you. Maybe you should study some more grammar; I hear it's important or something.
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>>734206536
1-70 is considered to be mentally disabled actually.

71-84 is on the verge of mental retardation and 85-114 is considered average.
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>>734206727
Facts are great than feels friend. Regardless what you feel, you are clearly able to perform far above others.
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>>734206620
Gonna make me have an aneurysm
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>>734206572
Are you commenting on Mensa's business model or implying you baited that comment?
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VIQ 113-122
PIQ 110-122
FSIQ 116-123
VCI 123-133
POI 133-145
WMI 87-98
PSI 82-97

Shitty last two scores because I'm dyslexic. Also not pulling numbers out my ass like all these other fags. The above scores are based on a confidence interval of 90%
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>>734206666
Checked, nice quads.
And yeah that is understandable and true.
I am terrible at explaining anything, especially my thoughts. So that sucks. I can only solve shit but i can not for the life of me explain how
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>>734204650
Tested at 150-160 (somewhere in there) in the seventh grade. No motivation to do things though, been depressed a long time. Alcoholic, I take one day a week to do my studies, rest of the days I'm shitfaced. Bottom line I'm actually pretty damn smart, I just don't like it so now I'm 23 and don't remember much of the last five years
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I'm somewhere in the 70 to 75 range.

Not bad for a city boy, eh?
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1 to 70 - Mental disability
71 to 84 - Borderline mental disability
85 to 114 - Average intelligence
115 to 129 - Above average; bright
130 to 144 - Moderately gifted
145 to 159 - Highly gifted
160 to 179 - Exceptionally gifted
180 and up - Profoundly gifted

Incase anyone needs reference.
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>>734206667
Everyone ITT is either average or below average, what this thread is actually measuring is how big their egos really is.

No one super smart would waste their time, and IQ posting about their "superior intellect" over the internet, they're out there being successful.

Online IQ tests are specifically designed to give above average results every time just so you feel inclined to share their links with other idiots who also want to feel smart. It's a scam that losers fall for every single time, and then they come here to pretend they're better than everyone else.

Really if you ever see anyone boasting about their IQ online, you should feel embarrassed for them.
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>>734206930
Mensa's business model
>kek

You mean their original business plan to steal a bunch of ashkenazi jew scientists from the nazis and europe in general and encouraging eugenics and breeding programs while also creating planned parenthood to abort as many minorities as possible.

Or do you mean their current "business" plan, which can be summed up as: "give us a bunch of money so that you can say you're in Mensa and feel your false superiority complex." ?
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>>734204650
How did you measure it? With a ruler?
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>>734206946
Very IQ
Poor IQ
Fuck's Sake I Queefed
Vaginal Cyst Imaging
Point Of Information
Women's Menstrual Irritation
Pounds per Square Inch
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>>734206334
reminds me of the beta club in middle school. (yeah, i know, but that's what it was called.)

it was for the smartest kids in the school. when i was drafted, but then refused to pay them money to join, i had my 7th grade english teacher tell me in front of the whole class that i must not be "beta club material". to which i responded, "yes, but i still have $5 in my pocket"

fuckin bitch
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>>734207071
Second one.
And what's wrong with a little ethnic cleansing?
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>>734204650
Post the documents with a timestamp.
>inb4 he is not at home right now
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>>734206930
Why not both?

I have to admit I never looked at it the way you mentioned, but it really does make a lot more sense, considering how even though IQ isn't inherited, it's not uncommon to see parents and their kids being "mensa" members.
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>>734204650
You should join MENSA. They ride bicycles to minimum wage jobs and live alone in basement apartments knowing they are superior.
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>>734204650
Me have 163 IQ and 8 inch dick, what problemo here?
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>>734207053
IQ scores are insignificant.

A persons intelligence should be measured by their achievements like college degrees, profession or something they've actually done and not by the results of one standardised test.
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>>734204650
I got a 167 but i think it's trash. How the hell will that do any good for my gang?
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>>734207115
actually lolled. Doesnt matter what someones IQ is anyway, means fuck all if you cant communicate effectively with people. And frustrating as fuck for me sometimes tbh.
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>>734207240
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>>734207246
Haha, faggot I have an IQ of 180 and a 10 inch dick.

Get fucked.
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>>734206861
I do notice that in certain situations (mainly back when I still went to school), but it generally feels like I'm way too socially inept and, by extension, stupid to actually be a productive person and use my potential.
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>>734206138
How old? also why are you a faggot? Where's the proof?
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>>734207053
Having a high IQ doesn't mean you're motivated and found a good place to devote your work. High IQ means that you're good at figuring things out.

For example, I have a high IQ, but I'm depressed and drink six days a week. Pretty much all I do. Why wouldn't I be here?
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>>734207187
Are you white? You're currently being ethnically cleansed as we speak. That's the problem with ethnic cleansing. You don't get a say in the matter.
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>>734205693
>where everyone has a 125+ IQ and a 8"+ dick

I'll admit that my IQ is about 101 and my dick is 5.5". No big deal. My wife's IQ is 153. Never did anything with it education- or job-wise but she's sharp.
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>>734207371
I'm a ruddy brown tinged with yellow, my friend. And I know quite a few people who have their own programs in place.
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>>734207240
Am genius, can confirm. I'm waiting for the neighbor lady to drive me to my psychiatrist appointment right now.
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52
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>>734207303
This. I cannot for the life of me understand social cues or implicit meanings in things people tell me. I mean, I'm great at analyzing poetry, but communication? Fuck no. I can explain stuff pretty rad though.
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>>734207356
If you're not successful you don't have high IQ.

It really isn't that hard to figure that out. People who are not successful and claim to be super smart are nothing more than idiots with delusions of grandeur, which is shockingly common, especially here.
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>>734207053

Speak for yourself.

I did a test on a site someone linked to me via Facebook and it was VERY accurate. Put me in the top percentile.

I was in AP classes all my life in high school and was in the National Honor Society too.

I was in the top 10% of my class and got an 1100 on my SATs.

Things are going pretty well for me right now: I'm a songwriter/environmental advocate while going to school for journalism.

I'd like to think I'm pretty damn smart.
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>>734207356
True, IQ is 90% problem solving skills. Which is why its still not the best at determining intelligence.
As long as you have common sense and arnt a cunt, then youre better than most people
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>>734204650
Oh, how convenient. Mensa tested you and says you're a genius so you can pay their member dues and join their exclusive club.
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>>734207048
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>>734204650

Got a 140 back in high school. I can't into math for shit so never got a big head about it.
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>>734207042
Same as Mike Tyson
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>>734207356
Eyyyup. People don't seem to get that part about "being smart". It doesn't automatically mean you're successful or happy or popular by any means. It just means you *could* do more than an average person *if* you had the motivation, energy and time to do so. fckin depression man.
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>>734207556
>environmental advocate while going to school for journalism.
This is my favorite part. Fuck, man I wish I was naturally that funny.

Well done sir. Would read again/10
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>>734207519
Nah man. Intelligence really just means you _could_ do more than average _if_ you had the motivation, energy and time to do so. It also means you are more like to be unhappy with your life though, so the energy part is what gets most people that are inbetween prodigies and average joes.
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>>734207709
Nice to hear someone on the same page man. For me, never was able to sleep because I just kept thinking. Sounds like a textbook delusional story, but whatever, it's true. Turned to alcohol when I figured out how to make my own, been just depressed instead of exhausted since then. It's rough out there
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>>734207556
> I'm a songwriter/environmental advocate
Truly a masterful troll
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>>734207813
If thinking you're an unsuccessful genius makes you feel better, then more power to you.

You're heading towards a brick wall at an exponentially increasing speed.

Learn how to keep your ego under control, dude, or your fall isn't going to be pretty.
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>>734207519
Really hope you're baiting.

If not, your IQ is probably pretty low
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>>734207476
I'm quite good at teaching people, i just don't have the patience. I work in an IT department of around 50 people and most of them don't know their arse from their elbow. If they have an issue they dont instantly know the answer to they try and flog it off to someone else, usually me if its Server or Network related.
I've litterally had to tell people on second line to "turn it off and on again" I think thats were most of my frustration comes from, the people around me every day just have no willingness to try solving a problem or learn something new.
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>>734204650
114
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>>734208051
I can't really blame you for trying to defend your own ego that bad.

I don't think you develop interest to explore your own mind until your mid 20s, so I can't really blame you for being irrational.
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117
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>>734208018
Ego, the doom of modern society.
On a serious note though, I actually had three tests done at mental health institutions, my average was 147. Probably a lot lower by now, what with all the drinking, but still. I am by no means a genius, yet it would fit you well not to dismiss this whole thread as a "buncha pussies comparing dicks".
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>>734204650
I haven't done an IQ test in a while, like in 6 years, I'm 20 now so can anyone recommend an online one? Just for fun I guess
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>>734208018
>be legitimate unsuccessful genius
>knows how anyone can fuck their life up
>understands that intelligence is only one part of success
Motivation is a bigger part than intelligence. 80 IQ and a love for life and passion for work will go on to be far more successful than 160 IQ and alcoholic depression
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My was ratio IQ was tested at 2000 when I was 7 years old.
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I'd like to see a bell curve of this thread for keks.

Mine is π^((π/2)e)
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>>734208192
Yeah, ignorance is an annoying part of life. I can't really understand why people don't find it interesting to try and solve problems on their own :/
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>>734208214
I can see your shriveled-nosed, shit-eating smirk as you posted this. You enjoy shitposting here? Proud of yourself?
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Guise iq of 489 here ama
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>>734207012
I have the same problem. Tested at 142 when i was 15, probably not that high now. I feel like an idiot constantly.
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>>734208327
Intelligence gives you motivation.

You would know that if you were actually intelligent, trust me. High IQ makes you see the world in a way no one else sees it, and it's scary how it makes you better than other people, you don't have to do much to clearly perform better at everything you try.

What you're doing, right now, is a desperate attempt to defend your ego from realizing you're not as smart as you want to believe you are, but it takes a long time for you to be comfortable with that, and I can't blame you for not being able to see it as it is.
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>>734207556
This is interesting bait, I'll give you that.

My favourite part is probably how accurate the Facebook test was, based on the favourable results. Right now in bizarro /b/ a similar autist is bemoaning how inaccurate the same test is because he didn't like the results.
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>>734208415
132.6 something? Either you're incredibly lucky for having that awesome number or I miscalculated. (You're obviously not lying, noone lies on the internet)
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>>734208501
Pseudo-intellectuals are the easiest faggots to bait of them all.

You just have to say they're dumb and they'll go out of their way to prove they're smart, making themselves look dumber after every response, until they realize what they're doing. lol

Really smart individuals don't take the bait simply because they know better.
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>>734208735
Dem melodies make up for all the lies though.
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>>734204650
130-140

>>734205693
my dick is about 15 sm
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>>734208683
You're posting out of your ass at this point. Read an autobiography of any one documented genius, you'll know why what you're saying is entirely bullshit
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>>734208719
Not liking IQ results is essentially the epitome of an egomaniac going berserk. These people are dangerous.
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>>734204768
>alfred Einstein
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I was like 135 when I had a real test done. My fake internet tests have ranged from 145 down to 80.
Marijuana, pills, cocaine, DXM...
Now I'm in my 30's and on /b/.
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>>734208683
>being this autistic

Intelligence does not provide motivation as some kind of rule, you fucking faggot.
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Over 9000
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>>734208964
my sides
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>>734208816
First, I didn't defend my intelligence. I called you a shriveled-nosed shitposter. Second, you just admitted to being a supporter that's just trying to bait. Fuck off man
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>>734208891
Your intelligence is what makes you successful.

What part you still don't get? Your motivation COMES from being better than everybody else.

Real geniuses are rare, and you can bet your sorry egomaniacal ass that you won't find one here.
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>>734209075
>supporter
Shitposter* damn auto-correct
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>>734207048
>Moderately
>Exceptionally
>Profoundly
What is my ip if i dont know such words like these?
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>>734209077
Again, read any one autobiography of a documented genius. Stop trying to avoid the points I've made, you're making this thread shitty
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>>734209077
Most water dubs of the week.

Just because you're a retarded idiot doesn't mean we are too. Speak for yourself, dummy.
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>>734204650

Mine's about 156, took the test as a part of an interview process I underwent when I was 18. Had the choice of paying a 30 bucks membership fee or not, either way the company I did the interview with paid for and used my score in their screening process. I paid and became a member of Mensa, didn't do much with my membership though...but thinking back, I should've.

Must be pretty interesting to just have coffee and chat with a bunch of likeminded (or likeIQ) folks.

I can see we have a bunch of plebs here who are unhappy and think that it's all about the money. Go take the test bitches, see if you qualify.

Having said that, having a high IQ won't do much if you don't work hard. But it does afford you a unique way of looking at things and thinking - which will give you ideas -the next step is to apply those ideas of course.
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>>734209075
I post a message baiting one faggot, and another one takes it.

Seriously, you people have an ego so big it makes you blind. It's hilarious.

Also: Yours is probably the lowest IQ ITT, since even after I said how easy it is to bait retards, you are STILL offended.
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>>734209181
What does your internet protocol have to do with your grade 6 reading comprehension?
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>>734209236
>points I made
>stop making fun of me
>I'm a genius guys srsly

You're too stupid to offend.
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>>734204650
never had mine tested and I know enough to fully understand that online tests are shit.

I have a feeling mine is on the low side of average.
I'm not stupid, but I'm not exactly bright either.
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>>734209361
UDP, you can talk to him but you've got no idea if its getting through...
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>>734209286
Same faggot, actually. Again, read through what we've posted against each other. At this point you're just spewing ad hominem attacks like a shit geyser.

All offense taken here is from you posting in threads. You're part of the reason this board has gone to shit
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>>734209277
Too obvious bait, and not funny enough.

5/10
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>>734208735

well OK floor(π^((π ÷ 2)e))
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153

Some high IQ indiviudals such as myself prefer to get by doing as little as possible however. Why work hard when you can experience all that you need to with a welfare check and an internet connection?
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>>734209511
I'm not even reading your posts anymore.

Anyone going that far to prove their IQ is that of a genius, shouldn't be taken seriously.

I feel sorry for the people who have to deal with you in real life. You must be a nightmare to be around.
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>>734209286
I love you man, you're really making this thread /b/ worthy <3
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>>734209633
>I'm not even reading your posts anymore

That much is evident. Fuck off
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>>734209580
Indeed, my high IQ comrade.

The peasantry isn't sophisticated enough to understand our superior qualities, and I myself am a 149 IQ individual.
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>>734209507
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>>734209670
Damn summerfag.
Why the hell do I even come here anymore? Might as well just leave it to fags looking for a shitty laugh, and shitposters circle jerking each other
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I seem to have received a score of 148, I was in 4th grade, my parents had just divorced and the school basically forced me to go to a psychologist. She made me do what I reckon to be an IQ test together with some physical puzzles and some sort of weird shapes that had to be put together on my last day. I found out about the results pretty recently though, and it kind of explains why I felt so different than everyone I ever met in the past. Ask me anything (inb4 what are you doing on 4chan?)
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Somewhere in the low 150's. It's been ~15 years since I took a proper IQ test when I was undergoing an all day evaluation for possibly having ADD/ADHD or being on the autism spectrum... Don't IQ's typically increase with age, based on how they figure them?
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>>734209863
I guess it's better to just embrace shitposters rather than giving them fuel to keep posting.
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>>734209897
Sounds like my situation, but I was in either the 8th or 9th grade.
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>>734210173
Suppose so. Usually ignore them, being nicely drunk gave me motivation to reply this time
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>>734204650
143 but I don't think this is accurate...just a quick and dirty test

http://www.free-iqtest.net/
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118
>I suck at math
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>>734210206
It might be a little too personal, but do you often find yourself lost in your own thoughts (usually when you're alone) and you lose the perception of time while you just sit there and think?
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>>734210293
Agreed... I was tested at school in the 5th grade and I scored 130, but then again my IEP had my exempt from the mathematics section. (It was due to dislexia and anxiety problems)
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>>734210550
gosh you're deeper than a puddle
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>>734209897
>too stupid to realize his results were tampered to give a false sense of confidence.

You people are priceless.
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>>734210658
I am bumping the thread out of curiosity, I am anxious to know what others scored. Bump
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Noone here has a legitimate IQ. You can't take IQ tests online and get an accurate estimate you fucking bunch of retarded children.

It costs hundreds of dollars to get a REAL IQ test
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>>734210798
Well it would've made some sense if they gave my results while I was going through that "period".
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DAE genius but unmotivated? xD lol
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>>734210869
>hundreds
20 bucks
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>>734210869
Would you like me to correct your writing?
>Here you go Anon!
> Version one...Noone here has a legitimate IQ. You can't take IQ tests online and get an accurate estimate you fucking bunch of retarded children.

It costs hundreds of dollars to get a REAL IQ test
>Version two... Nobody here has a legitimate IQ, You can't take IQ tests online and get an accurate estimate... You are a bunch of retarded children.

It costs hundreds of dollars to get a real IQ test.
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>>734211085
KEK, good luck finding a psychologist willing to accept 20 fucking dollars
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>>734204650
>What's your IQ, /b/?
>9000
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>>734204650
according to /b/ the average iq is 140 and the whole world is full of retards
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>>734210869
It's true that online tests are basically always completely unreliable, but "hundreds of dollars" is a bit of an over-exaggeration. Go to a psychologist near you, ask them for a test. Won't be "hundreds" of dollars.
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>>734206946
>Not taking the superior WISC 4 IQ test

Plebs.
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>>734211175
But my IQ was tested by the military as part of a psych eval, anon.
legit 125.
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>>734210724
For as far as your understanding seems to go, yes.
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>>734211190
Let me guess your penis is also thirty feet long?
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>>734204650
125+ still feel retarded
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>>734211329
ASFAB does not measure IQ
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>>734211329
Then why didn't you bother to write properly?
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>>734204768
"Alfred Einstein (December 30, 1880 – February 13, 1952) was a German-American musicologist and music editor. He is best known for being the editor of the first major revision of the Köchel catalogue, which was published in the year 1936. The Köchel catalogue is the extensive catalogue of the works of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart."

So.. Not the genius?
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>>734204650
147 official Mensa test and member, still have amounted to nothing in my life.
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>>734211437
Just googled it... He seems to be getting defensive because I mentioned the primary School writing level.
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>>734211548
I also probably land somewhere on the spectrum and got hypersensitivity,OCD and misophonia... yeah fun...
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>>734204650
A bump for decent content.
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>>734211323
Was WAIS 3, not WISC 3
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>>734211208
1, Yes, there is some inaccuracy in self reporting.
2. stupid people are not proud of stupidity (generally) and are unlikely to post their IQ.
3. people with similar IQs tend to be attracted to similar pasttimes. /b/ is no exception. IQ threads tend to attract people with high IQs.
4. At any given time, there are thousands of people on 4chan. In a busy hour, there are tens of thousands of people viewing this board. Yet, any given thread will get only a handful of people to post. It's highly selective to begin with - and this specific thread is far more selective than normal.

So it's not unusual to have a half dozen people honestly post accurate IQs near, at, or above genius level on any given day. It is also not unusual to have a dozen people lie about it in the same thread.
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>>734204650
You guys know this test was designed to detect mental retardation, not genius, right? Getting a super high score is bad, getting a score much lower than 100 is bad. As you grow older your IQ score from previous years devalues.

100 is a 'normal' brain, aka white people from the north-western semi-hemisphere of a certain level of affluence and cultural immersion

That's. fucking. it.

Trying to quantify human intellect is a maddening waste of time.

Just base your opinion of people off their looks like God™ intended
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>>734211437
>>734211437
Not ASVAB. I was tested 5 years AFTER I enlisted.
And I'm speed writing; not paying attention.
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>>734204650
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>>734211753
Why must you be so shallow and narcissistic... Did you have a bad day, or possibly a bad grade on an assignment?
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I made a test that was about easy question and it was a test type exam while I was in school. I dont know what mark i scored but while i was responding to the questions I had a lil mistake and permuted two lines and i wrote the A responses in B chart and B responses in A chart so i must be on the left of the 100 XD
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>>734211753
Even worse than that is the fact that general intelligence is not strictly math and logic. So there's a longstanding debate as to what, exactly, should we test, how many of what categories there are, and who the fuck cares anyway.
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Never done a test, I consider it unnecessary, but imma let /b/ tell me if I should take a real life iq test
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>>734211548
>official Mensa test and member
>wasting all that money on membership dues
Proof positive that intelligence =/= wisdom.
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>>734206526
run forst run
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>>734211873
Once again you are scrambling to save your ego... How pathetic, an IQ score on an online test will not affect your life. Enjoy your cozy hovel in your mother's basement... You should go now your waifu pillows miss you.
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>>734206806
yeah but I mean you know how retarded the average person is? my IQ is 98 and JESUS CHRIST I'm dumb - and then half of people are stupider still!
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I'd rather be fat, dumb and happy than being smart and miserable any day.
>yfw please brain damage me.
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121. Guess this means I'm averagely smart.
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>>734212178
Its 40€ per year and meeting some people there with similar interests/problems has actually helped me quite a lot over the years. So i wouldnt consider it a waste.
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>>734212192
Except it was not an online test.
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65

I just discovered the pornhub here on the internet button
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>>734212133
Depends. Do you wanna know? also, How was your family history? Tell me all about your youth as well. Oh you know what?

DON'T ASK /B/.
Go to a psychologist and ask them.
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>>734206526
This indicates that you are retarded... Sorry Anon.
>Tard translation
>You are retarded
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>>734211911
> said one of the smartest people in the world
What to do those people who have nothing to boast except their IQ?
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>>734204650
very low \m/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBdoB9rRFTc
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>>734212341
Right... Just like how you aren't a basement dweller.
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>>734212500
Work for them
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>>734212292
Yes please, i envy stupid people so much for their ability to not have to overthink every fucking thing and just being able to be happy in life...
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Once again bumming the thread... Bump
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>>734204768
Geniuses often drop out of school and wind up homeless.
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>>734204650
used to be 177, first tested at 9 cos am so spasticated at maths, dyscalculia, numerical dyslexia.
problem solving faculty very good apparently.
then they said have pmdd / pre menstrual dysphoria that exacerbates adhd.
all just fucking labels, imo.
personally feel like more around 77.
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>>734212691
fuck you you clearly don't understand that i'm smarter than you are because your stupid
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>>734212835
you're*
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>>734205659
I'm actually doing pretty good in both terms. I'm in grad school and working in a somewhat lucrative field.

I took the test because I think I've "overachieved" in terms of how smart I myself think I am. I think I was trying to prove myself all these minor successes in my life have more or less been flukes.

Now I don't really know what to think. Despite the higher than average score I don't feel any different about who I am.

t. OP
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>>734212500
This
High IQ does not necessarily equal high achievement.

I call it the low hanging fruit trap.
I'll explain by analogy. Tall monkeys can just pick the low hanging fruit, so they rarely have to climb the tree until all the low hanging fruit is gone. Then they find they're not as good at climbing as the other monkeys who had to climb to eat since day one.

A smart person often finds a lot of subjects easy, at first. So they skate through life in grade and high school never really developing their study habits. Then they get into college and find some hard shit and they don't have the study skills necessary to persevere.
The sad end is a college dropout with a high IQ and a miserable labor job.
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>>734212748
Agreed... I tend to over think everything to the point of sheer panic, anxity is a living hell that I was forced into.
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>>734212178
Why you need to prove that? intelligence isn't wisdom, they are different ability scores even on old books like 3rd edition of D&D
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>>734210293
This is a bullshit, first question makes no sense, second is fibonacci, i dont understand the third and what "the best comparison" means, at the fourth i have to dtart using my mind and make an effort. Fuck this shit
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>>734212806
you sound like a reject, but none of that matters because nobody is gonna want to fuck you anyway.
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>>734204650
Bragging with your IQ is stupid.
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>>734212835
that wasn't even me.

>>734212691
I'm a 50yo with two kids. How's that fit into your preconceptions?
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>>734212961
Funny you should mention that.
see>>734213047
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>>734213047
Children in games do not count as real children... I thought you knew that.
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>>734213214
lol.
Both are in school right now.
Why are you not in school, son?
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IQ 215
I'be been homeless since 2007. Other bums say I'm smart af and I'm kinda successful. Last week I purchased a brand new trolley.
2 inch dick though
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>>734208964
Kek I never lost so hard before
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>>734213161
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>>734204650
Took this while I was high, so it might be a little off
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>>734212942
Perfectly accurate. This is exactly what happened to me, even got a 35 on my ACT and earned my first year of college credits over the last semester of high school. Three years later now, failing miserably
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>>734204650
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>>734211933
:) Just wondern' if you knew this thing was about as scientific as a fucking horoscope
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>>734208858
sm?
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>>734204650
"Gifted" classes in HS rated me at 129. I know IQ means shot if you don't have the drive to learn. I'm doing "smart people stuff" like forming an llc for software dev, working on research grant, but I still feel retarded because I live with actual geniuses. At least I'm somewhat creative and fun.
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>>734205693
I do actually have around 120-130 IQ. but the tests are stupid, you can learn the puzzles. improve your memory, quick arithmetics and word association.

my dick is only 16 cm though (6.3inches)
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>>734204650
Somewhere aroud 115-130.
I am an egineer in the automotive industries.

I am pretty clumsy though and half of my colleagues are smarter than I am.
Oh yeah and I am beta.

I dont think that IQ means a whole lot actually.
It surely didnt do a whole lot good to one of the smartest persons to ever walk on earth (IQ 250+)
Look it up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_James_Sidis
L
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>>734206310
Average IQ in computer science is 120, I believe. That isn't low.
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>>734215979
Centimeter
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>>734216386
You mean down the page where it says...

"Helena had also falsely claimed that the Civil Service exam William took in 1933 was an IQ test and that his ranking was an IQ score of 254."
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>>734204856
buzzfeed quizes
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>>734204650
What test?
You do realise IQ score is meaningless without info on what test it is, what was your percentie score?

If you're going to post a raw score instead at least state which test.

->Signed,
>A person who only scored in the top 4 percentile.
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>>734206727
You shouldn't worry to much if you look at most of the geniuses to ever step foot on this earth that their peak performance started when they reached age 27 and over
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>>734216484
thats cm for you.
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>>734216983
This.
There are various types of IQ tests, and they are scaled differently. You could score 120 on one, which would correlate to 140 on another.
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>>734216442
>cs degree
>high IQ
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>>734216921
Well there is still a record that he enterd harvard with 11 and finished with 16.
You have to be insalely smart for that.

It do actually think that an IQ test will not show you reliable results for very smart people.
Its like trying to measure the temperature of boiling water with a thermometer made to measure body temperature.
Its just out of scale.
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>>734216386
>"I have been researching the veracity of primary sources of various subjects for about twenty-eight years, and never before have I found a topic so satiated with lies, myths, half-truths, exaggerations, and other forms of misinformation as is in the history behind William Sidis".[2]
Probably a smart af based on his accomplishments but yeah, that's about all we have to go on I suppose.
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>>734217326
Are you going to make a point, or are you just trolling?
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>>734216983
>>734217264
Don't know the exact name of the test, standard deviation used was 15. So 130 = about top 2%. My score, above 135, would be somewhere in top 1%. But like I said, it was an official Mensa admittance test administered by a licensed psychologist etc.

t. OP
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>>734214839
Exactly. It's the "if it ain't easy, then it's not worth doing" mentality that gets you.
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>>734217520
I agree.
The score is unreliable and pretty meanigless.

Still there are undeniable facts that he must have been extremely intelligent.
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>>734217744
Yeah. It is probably correct.The percentile is more important than the raw score.
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>>734216386
most likely a retard with Asperger if he was that smart.
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>>734217744
>I'm a genius guise srlsly

Kill yourself.
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>>734217421
Thats the thing about IQ tests, like you said. On my report that came with the results it stated that my POI scoring was most likely higher than indicated because of the test limitations so god knows what it really is. Cant be arsed finding out by taking a test targetted at higher numbers.

No doubt he was a smart man whatever his scoring. No question about that. If you give me a problem, ill get it solved thats what I'm good at but to do what he did... I wish!
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>>734212942
That's it exactly
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>>734217744
Grats OP!
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>>734204650
Mensa member reporting in.
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>>734212942
>High IQ does not necessarily equal high achievement
Wrong.

Having high IQ is directly correlated with success, even though success isn't always correlated with high IQ.

Stop with this non-sense that you're a genius, but too lazy to succeed. If you're a failure, you're also dumb 100% of the time.
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>>734211873
Not very smart then, are you?
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>>734219443
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>>734219587
The worst thing you can do to a stupid person is to call them stupid.

Don't forget the average IQ in this board is 180, according to its users.
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>>734204650

142 but IQs are worthless
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>>734219505
>Having high IQ is directly correlated with success
Citation required
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>>734204650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbTNfR4K8I
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>>734220050
https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2015/09/16/is-iq-a-predictor-of-success/#6bfcf31d3604

It's literally one google search away, but keep on believing these tales of a failed genius you tell yourself. See where that gets you, mr. "smarter than you".
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>>734204650
just took the test to calculate my estimated IQ. I could be a good chess player I guess.
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>>734204650
Everyone will call bullshit but I might as well.

I tested at 152 when I was younger.
My little sister got 157 though and it shows. She's scarily intelligent.
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>>734219838
what is Mensa? I have heard about it, but never quite understood it.
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>>734204650
I last did mine when I was like 16. I got 132.

Don't listen to them though, they're POINTLESS. I'm retarded as fuck - all they really test is ones ability to see abstract patterns, and they don't even do it very well. It's like a poor autism test more than anything.
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>>734220546
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145... smoking weed since 15 years...
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>>734205693
>as soon as someone points that out it drops to 120-125 and barely over 6"
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>>734219505
To be more precise anyone who is truly intelligent will test well on an IQ test but there are those who still test well and aren't that intelligent. This means if you tested at a high IQ but struggle at life you really aren't that intelligent just a good test taker.
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>>734221810
146. been sucking dick since I first saw my uncle. dick is good for you. become homosexual or die a stupid tard
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>>734222063
That could be a possibility as well.

Still, probably over 90% of the retards reporting their IQ here either took an online test or just made up a number, you have to be really naive to take anything anyone says here seriously.
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>>734204650
took an iq test at an ivy league school 10 years ago while i was attending state uni. qt3.14 research grad said that my iq was a 138 at the time. doesn't really mean much to me being as i dropped out a year later only to return to school now. man i fucked up my 20's.
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>>734221244
it's a smart people club. there's a particular iq threshold that prevents dumb asses from getting in.
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124 if I remember correctly. It was a while ago but I recall doing good on all of the test except for the visualizing 3D space and objects bit. I blame Saturday morning cartoons.
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>>734204650
My it is at 146 last time I checked
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>>734221810
I have never been using drugs, sedative, painkillers, tranquilizer etc. Even during removing my tonsils. It was the most painful feeling i have ever felt
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>>734205693
152
7.5-8"

Nobody will believe me, but that fact alone makes me happier with myself.
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>>734204650
This is 4chan. We all have 10in dicks and 150 IQs.
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>>734207430
How big is her dick??
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IQ of 157, as measured by Mensa (Cattell B)

>>734223288
I only have a 6" x 6.5" dick, though
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>>734223288
Speak for yourself, faggot.

My dick is 13 inches long and my IQ is over 190.

Get on my level, bitch.
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>>734223288
Don't forget how we're all 6'4 with 3% body fat
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I get 135+/125+/max score on all the tests I do online.

It feels they are bullshit though - they make them easier, so you will take a paid real test or click on some link to "read more", or want to link to the page to show how smart you are so the site get more views and more ad rev.

I did however do a test on a Swedish newspaper today. https://www.svd.se/iq-test-skulle-du-komma-med-i-mensa/om/sverige 10 questions that felt ridiculously easy. I had 10 of 10 - and only 20% of 50.000 had 10 of 10. So perhaps people are quite dumb.
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>>734212942
>gifted underachiever

I would agree with this post.
Not saying I am some genius as seemingly most people are in this thread - I rarely tried throughout schooling then hit uni without the hard work/studying habits and had a rough go.

When I started to try it was too late but I did well in those classes.

Hard work ethic and above average intelligence will trump high intelligence and zero work ethic any day. Being smart is only part of the equation to being successful.
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>>734224212
>Hard work ethic and above average intelligence will trump high intelligence and zero work ethic any day. Being smart is only part of the equation to being successful.
This guy knows what's up.
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>>734224444
checked
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>>734224212
>>Being smart is only part of the equation to being successful.

And smart is more than high IQ.

Regards a high IQ guy with a good childhood whose life is far from the greatest.
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i got a lot of iq
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>>734224444
THE FUCKING QUADS
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>>734225013
i am iq
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>>734204650
be fair we have to look at race too
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