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YOU FUCKING FUCKS ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAGS!! So i come home today

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YOU FUCKING FUCKS ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAGS!!

So i come home today and guess what i see.... my sister trying to hang herself. (Pic is her crying.. Look at her you assholes) And guess who's responsible for it... You fucking 4chan faggot assholes calling her fat, ugly, obese, and a whale wtf is wrong with you people. Don't you have anything else better to do than make fun of big people. She has a eating disorder you fucking assholes she can't help it. Gosh i wish i could report all of you to the police right now for making my little sister try to kill herself. YOU all should be ashamed of yourselves and i hope you all rot in hell you assholes.
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>>734201635
they weren't lying
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>>734201635
Tell her to try stronger rope next time

Fucking fat mess.
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>>734201635
trying? I'm guessing the rope broke?
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>>734201818
Or re-enforce the ceiling.
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>>734201823
>>734201818
>>734201749
>being this much of an edgelord newfag
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We dindu naffin
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>>734201635
Wtf are you worried about?

Ain't no man made structure on the goddamn planet that would hold that hamplanet. She couldn't hang herself if she tried
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the best you can do is be there for her, anon
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>>734201635
"little" sister
k
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kickstarter for OP to repair ceiling and floor joists, and to fill the crater in the basement
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>>734201635
im pretty sure she doesn't have an eating disorder - it appears as though she has been eating plenty. I'd say if anything, her eating needs to be disrupted.
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>>734201892
the fuck you're saying ? you know this is a troll right
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>>734201635
also couldn't she just play jabba the hut in a star wars film and use that money to hire a personal trainer???
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>>734201859
Are you implying that these were all comments by the same person
...cos I got news for you

Also it's Same fagging not edgelord
You also failed at both of these.
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>>734201635
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
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> little
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>>734201859
>being this new
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>>734201635
Man the harpoons
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>>734201635
She's not "big" she's FAT, go ahead and say it, FAT, yes F A T. See now you can admit you sister is FAT.

Her "disorder" you talk about is called lacking will power, you know that ability to say "No I can't have that third Chocolate Cake," or "No I don't need a milkshake with my triple burger and fries."

Introduce her to Jenny Craig or some FAT farm, because the rope was quick but what's she's doing is just a slower process of killing herself and making everyone else watch.
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>>734202001
can we get this guy a gold star
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>>734201635
better get a thick rope for that fat neck of hers.
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>>734201635
I think I have been coming here far too long.
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Here's what you do, OP.
Ask yourself if you really care about your sister.
Did you do you?

Awesome-- I'm going to assume you said
"Yeah, kinda" on the grounds that you don't give a trailing shit of fucks about her and her 'eating disorder' enough to help her eat properly and focus on making her feel physically confident in her appearance.

Also.. it looks like your overweight sister took a picture of herself crying and now your all white knight over it. 4Chan didn't do shit to your sister- you and your fat fucking family force fed (FFFFF) her to the point of being unstable.

If you aren't gonna guide your sister to cleaner lifestyle then maybe you should consider who the fuck actually tied a noose for his big sister.
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>>734202009
Really? That was equally as bad.
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>>734201635
disgusting.
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>>734201635
How the fuck did she plan to hang herself? That fat hoe would need a goddamn forklift to hang herself from. 2/10 bait for making me reply.
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if she is your little sister i dont wanna know how big you are.
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>>734201635
So your plan was to come back here?
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>>734202678

fucking kek. made me laugh.
well done sir.
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>>734201961
This isn't a troll this is a real person and you should be ashamed of yourself. This is why people distance themselves from you.
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>>734201635
Oh do did we dun goofed again?
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>>734201635
YOU FUCKING FUCKS ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAGS!!

So i come home today and guess what i see.... my lil brother trying to troll some fat person. (Pic is him.. Look at him you assholes) And guess who's responsible for it... You fucking obese faggot assholes being fat, ugly, obese, and a whale wtf is wrong with you people. Don't you have anything else better to do than turn yourselves into lard golems. He has a edgy teen disorder you fucking assholes he can't help it. Gosh i wish i could send all of you to the training camp now for making my little brother try to starve himself. YOU all should be ashamed of yourselves and i hope you all rot in hell you assholes.
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Dude this is 4chan , if you dont wanna get """"bullied""" dont come on here in the frist place, everyone here is an autist looking for keks so kindly fuck off
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
if shes so weak as to attempt suicide because of what we say then you should have helped her tie the fucking noose
there is a reason /b/ is famous on the internet and its not cuz we're kind or even sane people
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>>734202637
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>>734201635
YOU FUCKING FUCKS ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAGS!!

So i come home today and guess what i see.... my grandpa trying to remember shit. (Pic is him forgetting.. Look at him you assholes) And guess who's responsible for it... You fucking faggot assholes are ugly, obese, and a whale wtf is wrong with you people. Don't you have anything else better to do than make fun of old people. He has alzheimers you fucking assholes she can't help it. Gosh i wish i could send all of you to a nursing home right now for making my grandpa try to remember himself. YOU all should be ashamed of yourselves and i hope you all rot in hell you assholes.
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>>734201635
yo can you save those tears please it's really hard to get good pork dripping these days
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>>734203250
>fedora tipped

Leave, newfag.
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gtfo>>734201635
Why you posting pics of her crying. Take some pussy pics. Well compare to all that other fat whores on here
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>>734201635
She can't even kill herself and I need to be ashemed wtf?
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Let's revisit 2013

*umadbro?
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>>734203250
nigga you sound like a 10 y/o
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>>734201635
No surprises that the rope broke ....
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>>734203250
faggot
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>>734201635

it's no accident that she just happens to try and hang herself as you walk through the door m8.. she just wants attention

and wth that i mean she wants to ride your dick bro
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>>734203250
Holy fucking summer. Stay in school.
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>>734201635
I'm sorry your sister had a negative first experience on this site. Often first time users of this site find it difficult to "fit in" or "get with the group". However, your sister must understand that while she is indeed fat and ugly so are 99.99999 % of all the users on this site and the remaining users who are not fat and ugly are mildly to severely autistic. So next time your sister ventures out to look at some cute anime character, or African American jokes or fisting porn she should keep this all in her fat ugly head.
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Stale pasta is stale
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>>734201635
1... obviously your sister is still alive, she tried and failed to hang herself, likely because neither the rope nor ceiling were strong enough to support her weight.

2... yeah, she has an eating disorder, she refuses to fucking stop doing it for more than the 3 seconds it takes to chug a 2 liter of diet coke.

3... you came to the asscrack of the internet and expect us to give a fuck?
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>>734201635
There's nothing little about your "little" sister asshat
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>>734201635
I'm only sorry we weren't able to make her actions a success. /b/ has failed you and your sister
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>big girls crying
kek
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>>734205050
kek'd
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>>734201635
5/8 bait.
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>>734205050
And thread
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>>734205050
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> sister tried to hang herself
> sister is a fat whale
> rope would break.jpg

Congrats it's a faggot
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>>734201635
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>>734201635
so..........................

is she dead or are you simply seeking attention?
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>>734203250
this just has to be b8, i refuse to believe this is a serious post.
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>>734203625
underrated
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>>734205990

It's b8. Ancient pasta
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They've already made wooden sculptures of her trying to suicide
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>>734201635
>>734201745
>>734201818
>>734201823
>>734201868
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hey bby. wanna date?
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>>734201635
Wasn't me. I just called her Asian. She looks Asian.
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>>734201635
They posted this just last night. Bad pasta is bad pasta.
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keks
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It's all good the rope would of snaped anyway
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>>734201635
truth hurts faggot
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>>734201635
>Gosh
???
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Tell your sister to throw away her computer if she is not mentally strong, she should not be here. these fucking trolls are here only to break down
the weak minded, they get their kick out of that
which is very fucking pathetic, I am here to break down these little fucking trolls, leave that up to me, I will fuck them up good. little 4chan trolls will be met by my vengeance.
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