hey /b/, how the fk do i get rich? im 18 and im trying invest

I hear that Heroin is making a big comeback

Buy high-grade cocaine, cut it, sell it, repeat.

>>734201576
how can i contact a vendor that sells that shit? i have no contacts at all

>>734201576
don't fuck with cocaine dealers. do the same thing with weed

>>734201671
alphabay

whay r u posting here fgt

>>734201680
not sure if i can do that with weed since i live in Amsterdam

>>734201680
Should I cut the weed with heroin?

>>734201367
Create a meme page on kikebook
Gain a following
Shill the page out to some company for neetbux
repeat

>>734201367

Buy 3000 $1 buckets.
Replace gaseous mixture in buckets with semen
Sell for profit 2 kikes
>?????

wait 'till iPhone 8 is released and invest everything in Apple, then get it back in a month or so

>>734202232
after a month*

The idea that I have is
>Create a social media
>Try to be a bit original
>Wait for a big company that doesn't want to do any work buy your sm
>???
>Profit

>>734202232
can i double my cash with that ?

Buy bitcoins
Wait

>>734202464
it will be probably more than only doubled

>>734201367
Try porn.

>>734201964
>>734201988

buy btcs and sell them before the bubble explodes

Real Estate, OP. Get started with basic books "Rich Dad Poor Dad" and "Think Like A Billionaire". I'm 37, burn out AF, but retired now. You get auto income every month and can chill with the big boys.

long term dollar cost average purchasing of a S & P based index fund/ETF

Bitcoin or Ethereum

>>734202936
isnt that something i can do when i own like 50 k ?