>>734199906
>"okay mom I'll come fuck you again"
Play a funky tune on my pokéflute
>>734199906
>I try to escape its gravitational pull but my thrusters are not up to the challenge. My ship approaches the surface at ever increasing speed. Just when I think I'm going to black out, I crash land and am thrown clear. The ground feels squishy but smells gamey and then in realise it's ham! Ham everywhere! An entire planet of ham. A ham planet if you will...
>>734199906
Suck her large belly while vigorously fingering her pussy
Throw a sandwich into a wood chipper and watch that fatty go into it
>>734199906
Ask ops mom about the dramatic weight loss since last time we fucked.
>>734199906
Fuck her.
Anal , bareback, creampies cramped and all.
>>734199906
harpoon
>>734199906
Tell my wife to move.
>marriage, not even once
Kek. Turn and run
>>734199906
I dont think I would enjoy fucking her, but I would let her suck me off.
>>734199906
Pay the sex toll.
>>734201654
>that stare
>>734199906
re-arrange that right titty because my ocd can't handle this
>>734199906
Kick it in the balls
>>734201654
Leave your shoes on mom, you have to go out buy some doritos once I'm done.
Walk the year it will take to go around her
>>734199906
let her pee on my face
>>734199906
Hold her down on my face. Clean her up like daddy doesn't know.
Make her ride me like there was no tomorrow.
>>734199906
see if she wants to face fuck me
>>734201654
ew i thought she was white, boner lost