To all straight male anons, if you were offered $30,000 to have

i'll do it for a beer

>>734198732
sure

Easy money. I'd do it multiple times, then live my life in peace.

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>>734198732
$30,000? Are you literally retarded?

hell yea

I'm trying to build a political party.

>guaranteed secret

We need the money.

sure why not

>>734198732
Do I have work that day, or can I just go back home to relax and buy shit that I don't need?

>>734198732
150%

>>734198732
I fucking hate my bitch girlfriend. I'd do it if it got taped and then "leaked" to her

>>734198820
Not enough or is the offer well worth the $30k?

>>734198732
No. I'm not that poor to sell my ass for 30k

>>734198732
Depends

>>734198732
Any anon who doesn't do it for free, is a closet fag.
Explore your sexuality, get fucked in the ass, why not?
I'm willing to suck some other guy's dick, while getting fucked. And maybe also receive a bunch of facials.

>>734198732
of course

>>734198732
sure, over 80% of gay porn performer are straight male.

>>734198833
Checked.

>>734198732
no

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With gurantee no std yes instantly. I mean you realize these days guys have their GF fuck them in the ass, it's not as if I'd be doing something out of the ordinary, such an easy 30k

>>734198732
Would he be gentle? If he's basically raping my asshole to some bloody pulp then no. If he's nice and goes slow then yeah sure I'd just enjoy the new experience and then go back to the pussy. Easy money.

>>734198732
last time it was 100k, you guys keep lowering the price

>>734198732
30K: ficking idiots. Are you twelve?gtfo

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>>734199096
>Gay performer
>Straight male
c'mon now

>>734199022
Checked and Gayed.

>>734198732
No doubt

>>734199396
I guess being a faggot is cheap.

>>734198944
Must be rich very rich to fix an half year salary in 10 minutes.

>>734199022
u r gay fucc

i dont get all these people. "NO, IM NOT A FAGGOT MUH MUH SEXUALITY" You are only gay if you like getting fucked in the ass. If you get fucked in the ass and dont like it, you are not gay.

>>734199518
>30K
>half year salary
I-I'm sorry.

>>734199022
Sounds like you're just the average faggot.

>>734199518
a half year salary? what shit job do you work?

sure would even do it for a 100 dollards

>>734199022

This man gets it.

You don't have a sexuality until you've experimented. Right now, the rest of you are all the petulant child who insists he hates broccoli but has never actually tried it.

>>734198732
For 30k I'm sure he could get much nicer assholes than mine.

But sure, why the fuck not?

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Does is have to be 1 gay man?

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>>734199476

>>734199556
you got that wrong anon. Buttsex is just a sex technique, nothing more nothing less, I fucked several girls in the ass, does that make me gay too?

You're only gay as a man if you are attracted to other men both physically and emotionally.

All that yelling and pointing against some anal pleasures is just childish afraidness and an expression of sexual insecurity. If it was my thing, which it isn't, I'd totally have a girl dildo me without any hesitation and without doubting my straight sexuality.

For 30k I would gargle the load too.

>>734198732
Never. Anyone who fucks another male is gay or bi. That includes trannies.

>>734198732
Yep.

>>734200024
this

>>734198732
Nope

>>734198732
thats not enough money for this kinde of stuff

>>734199022
gay

>>734199717
no u

>>734199096
>"gay porn performer"

Uhh....once you "performed" even for 1 second, you are no longer straight.

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>>734199795
the closest this faggot will ever get is Bi

>>734199607
Im 23. So you make even more than 60,000 a year? You realise that the average Physician in Europe starts with 40K right?

>>734198732
Would do it for the sperm donation to my kidneys if only there were any fags around here.
I live in the country. Nothing but trees out here. Got on grindr, nearest homo was 3 hours away.

>>734200959
Im 30 and have been working in healthcare administration for 10 years. I am not European and I make just over $120k/yr excluding benefits

>>734199022
Same.
Would do a no condom gangbang & chicks can wear strapons, idgaf. If I'm going to cross the line, it's not going to be for a fucking 2min handie in a parking lot. I'm going to have to justify it the rest of my life, and to do that, I gotta make it count & be able to say ok, I tried everything, did it all, I know what it's all like, I can make an educated decision about it, and I don't have to wonder if there was something more I could have tried.

>>734201371
I'm 43 and I haven't made a dime in 4.5 years and am finally thrilled to bits to be doing the best work of my entire life.

Priorities change as you get older.
In a few years I'm sure I'll be bored again and want a mindless job I can relax at instead.

>>734198732
No
Fuck off faggot

>>734198732
>Be me, 18 with gf
>Friend I met at my dealer's house (basically a flophouse) is openly gay
>One day after a long time not talking to him he messages me, ends up coming over around 12:30AM
>Drink some liquor, take some dabs, took a xanax he gave me
>Within an hour I gave in and reached over to undo his pants, I jacked him off for a minute then got him on his back and sucked his cock
>Tfw I chose to do this on my own, tfw I caught myself trying to take more and more of his cock into my mouth
>Get on top of him, never done anything gay before this but decide fuck it, inch his cock into my ass and then ride him until he starts thrusting balls deep into my asshole and almost all the way back out
>None of that "I'm still straight" shit, tongue kissing, lip biting, moaning, feeling each other up and scratching at each other the whole time this is all going on; I didn't even think twice hesitate for a second
>Cum buckets onto his neck and chest. it shoots all the way up his chin
>Get up off his dick (which I now realized was like 7 inches long and at least as thick as one of those big white ibuprofen bottles)
>Move between his legs and fuck him in the ass, cum again inside him
>Ask him to leave out of shame knowing I'm definitely bi and I definitely love cock
>Still want to fuck him again and let him cum in me but too scared to because gf that I'm still with almost found out last time

I would pay for it.

>>734201811
>not having a threesome

>>734201628
Only thing I find mind-numbing about my job is budgeting and finance reviews for my facility. The residents often times are anything but boring and always being short staffed makes for interesting interactions with my overworked nursing staff.

>>734198732
yeah sure why not

Yup. Fo sho.

Feels good man.jpg

Can't claim to be gay cos the rest of the man part attached to the dick, no thanks. N women are beautiful. N eating pussy is easier than takin a cock.

But a cock with 30k tied to it. Fo sho.

in a heart beat

>>734201371
Nope probably an Yank: a homeless guy can still have a medical cure of 60,000 per year without paying anything from his own savings. Hah: check m8.

>>734202733
Only thing stopping me Goin raging homo is man-cum is gross. Any semen bar my own has the texture of cancer.

>>734202898
I suppose thats what you call Americans. We don't have any such system in place so it's a constant battle of finding funds to keep the facility running and nursing staff hired while hoping the government doesn't make to big of cuts to medicare/medicaid because putting residents out due to non-payment is one of the most difficult things to do.

>>734201435
Indeed, it's STD-free and no-one knows it, just do the stuff you like:
>Bukakke +30 guys
>Swallow all 2nd loads
>If some can cum a 3rd time, they cum in my ass.
>Let them video it, take pics, it will never get on the internet, because it's a secret.
>Deepthroat with lots of spit
>Piss party

Just imagine if there would be one week in a year, that no-one gets an STD during sex and it would be a secret.
Half of the population would take a holiday.

>>734198732
Yes, no question.

>>734203045
We do. And its everyones right to get medical care following the Ethics of our governments so regardless of your income: that new prothesis will come if youre in need, maybe an entire new leg in the near future. In the US you pay literally every visit from your own savings (enjoy ur 120K, lmfao)

for 30k I'd do it for free

>>734203317
I pay $26 a month for unlimited health care through my military medical retirement benefit. So I do enjoy my 120k/yr.

>>734198732
Yes

>>734198732
My only gay experience was letting a guy fuck me for 300 so 30000 is a definite

>would i sell my sodomy free status for 30 grand
uh no fucking thanks

>>734198732
It depends how gay he was.

>>734203629
You have a choice:
>Top that likes to cuddle and embrace you, whisper sweet words in your ears, while he gently fucks you
>Top that starts slowly and at the end he will smash your ass, while spanking it, like the slut you are.

>>734198732
I'll do it in a heartbeat! Hell i'll even throw in an extra ten minutes if he wants! Not gay and totally untouched in the ass but 30k is 30k

>>734204003
yea give me Mr. Sensitive

Nope, already gots the roids man.

>>734198732
no because i have an anal fissure

>>734204003
Can I have both?

i just got my ass done by another dude a few days ago and his dick was fucking massive, and would i do it for 30k? hell yeah. but no homo tho

how many times can i fuck this dude? shit make a full time living off of this. be the warren buffet of getting my ass pounded

>>734198732
absolutely

>>734198866
Dubs say go home and buy shit

>>734201811
you're an anal pro out of an instant? come on...

>>734204618
> no homo tho
say again please?

>>734198732
>get 30k for something guys do every day

>>734198732
Hey man 30,000 dollars is 30,000 dollars

Only if he has a tiny dick, don't want to have my anus ruined, not even for 30k.

>>734198732
no way man.

maybe 32k and nothing less!

>>734198732
Yea sure

i'd be willing to try for free senpai

>>734205343
im straight but i wanted to see if i could take my friends massive dick, it was fucking huge and i managed to take it all. it hurt like hell in the start but damn we got it in there

>>734205777
>straight
>take my friend's massive dick
even trips don't explain you

>>734205777
so it's gay _science_ ... now I get it. Next time use a dildo, won't make you gay and they come in horse size even.

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>>734198732
>When you take a dick in your ass and realise it feels amazing

>>734202286
Why short staffed? Budget doesnt allow for more hires or they all jumping ship?

>>734205874
tbh one of the main reasons is my last GF was a bitch and i though to myself "why even bother with bitches anymore"

so i asked my gay friend if he wanted dickpic's and then we ended up fucking. hes not a faggot, he is in the military so he probs the manliest man you can find.

>>734206064
well i figured i dont enjoy taking dick up my as, but whatever dude, i got to try it

>>734203409
Bitches love tricare

What's in it for me?

Do i get a reacharound, does he hit the prostate?

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>>734206236
You get to eventually have sex

>>734206473
Alright, i'm in, if my wife wont peg me i gotta look for other ways to scratch my itchy bum.

>>734198732
Depends. How big is the dick?

>>734198732
I'll do it for a coca cola

Hell yeah, this what I've been training for.

>>734198732
all the poor anons in here, /b/ really is full of failures.

I make 100k a year, I'm not gonna stretch my asshole for a little extra cash.

>>734198732
Yes... but can I decide on the guy and some rules? Somehow kissing a guy feels 100x more gross than getting assfucked by one. Don't know why.

>>734207326
Shove it up your ass faggot

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>>734207326
>aYe mUk Uh HuNdID kAy uH YuR

Sure faggot

>>734199396
Well then we know who's behind this don't we.

probs even do it for 1k... im brooke as fuck

I've done it for free, so I wouldn't hesitate in taking the money and get a nice pounding

>>734198732
Yep. I'd hate myself. but yep.

>>734207491
This

If I can just bite a pillow and let my mind go to a happy place until it's over, I'd do it in an instant for 30k

If I have to make out, I'm not sure I can do it. I might puke

>>734199518
I have a fairly good job and some dignity.

Definitely.

>>734198819
Do you understand how many times you'd have to get fucked for $30,000 a go to live comfortably for life?

I don't have the money, but who would let me fuck them in the ass anyways?

Yes as long as it's gentle and he doesn't ravage my butthole.

>>734199298
This.

I think 30k is too much!So no.

>>734208389
33 times for 1 million isn't that bad.

That's just a starting range you could do more of course.

>>734198732
Yes.

>>734198732
Does bicurious count as straight, or bisexual?

>>734198732
More than I make in a year for 10 minutes of my time and nobody has to know? I don't see the downside.

>>734198732

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

>>734200959
>making 60k/year in Europe at the age of 23

lol who the fuck are you kidding?

>>734210938
But your anal virginity

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>>734198732
Yeah obviously

I'd let a group of black guys gangfuck me for 30K

>>734210938
>I dont see the downside
cause your gay as fuck

I'm not gay but 30k is 30k

>>734198732
of fucking course. women do worse for less, and I'm better than them.

Make it $30

>>734211197
Poor as fuck more like it. Got four grand in medical bills to pay, and I only make about $270 USD per week.

Im about to lose my house cuz of debt, so Im ready to open my butt to anyone and to suck some rich cocks, anyone? I need around $500k

>>734198732
Of course I could. The money is worth it on it's own and I can still convince myself I did it for the experience (would be a shame to die without getting fucked in the ass at least once). Not gay tho, I would say no homo and it's fine.

>i would respectfully decline the offer
>since i'm both straight & married
$30,000 is a lot of money, but dignity is priceless. But you gay boys, knock yourself out & fuck as much manholes as you wish. people getting upset is entertainment to me.

>>734211552
>being this insecure
you're worried about what others think of you. that's not dignity

>>734198732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtAmrQUt_s

Definitely

>>734198732
30,000? Yeah I could manage. I could buy myself a new asshole if I wanted.

I'd take that meat pole in the ass for 30.000.
Tried it once 10 years ago. Liked it. Never did it again. Gay/Bi/straight, you decide.

for 30k i could do a hella lot more than just let my anus fucked bro

>>734211658
i'm not insecure, faggotry is disgusting to me in the same way a greasy vagina is unappealing to a faggot, but gay people are amusing to me. and some gayfags are actually decent enough blokes.

>>734198732
why only 10 minutes?

Im not in desperate need of money
so I will decline and keep my dignity
and no I wont regret not doing it

>>734198732
Does he have to cum in my butt ?

>>734212674
He breeds you yes

Yeah. Unlike most these greasy neets im comtortble with my sexuality, Im hetrosexual and I don't need to prove it. For that much I'd take it up the arse. Im not sexually attracted by men, or turned on by the thought of taking it up me bum, but im not repulsed by it. I don't like doing the dishes, but Im not repulsed by it.

$30k? I make $40k a year. That's a good chunk of change. I could buy a house and rent it out with that money

I'll take Mr sensitive