>be me >don't shit for ~10 days >don't ask

Change your diet for fucks sake. Eat some fiber!

hope it heals up, because you have basicly just forced a lorry through a key hole

>>734197953
I need to see a picture of this giant shit!! As I work at the European fecal standards and measurements office. If its as large as you claim it may be several courics

>>734199409
flushed already my apologies

It's just PMs

>>734199778
could have gotten a guinness record for this

>>734197953
how long was it

>>734199844
I already have one its nbd

>>734199881
I didn't actually measure it obviously but just eyeballing it it looked ~13 inches

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>>734199778
You fucking idiot! Why?!

>>734199919
seeing this post make me think
have you ever looked at your shit and wondered if you can take in a dick a big a s that?

>>734197953

You have assburgers, there's ketchup coming out of your ass, the only way to cure it is to shove the tip of a mustard bottle into your ass and squeeze (with pics + timestamp), that will please the burger gods, after that go to sleep for exactly 5 hours and 24 minutes and at 1 AM, when you wake run over to your closest neighbors house, knock on the door 10 times and if he answers, tell him "May the burger gods condemn you" and run away, if he doesn't, go to the 2nd closest neighbors house, once you do this the cycle of assburgers will continue but if you fail you will be haunted forever by the Pickle Demon, thank you.

>>734200078
I mean if something that size came out of you that would mean that something equally large could be in you since it was already, right?

>>734200118
bump for the great burger gods

>>734199952
I didn't expect people to want to look at my shit

>>734200490
well,we need it for "stuff"

>>734198140
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>734200735
you need more fiber

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Make me cry /b/

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>>734197953
Lay off the opiates ffs