How do you tell your wife you fucked up and barebacked a tranny

>>734197545
You deserve everything

pics or did not happen

>>734197545
I never say this but kill yourself and tell her in the suicide note.

>>734197599
This

>>734197545
"she"

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>she
Ha

"She was clean" two lies in just three words.

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>>734197545

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>>734197545

>she

>>734197785
that's kinda impressive

>>734197545
say you got bummed a little when drunk with a bro. happens to the best of us. dont sweat it

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>>734197545

>>734197545
In your suicide note.

>>734197545
You deserve to die. If you've given that filthy disease to her then you need to kill yourself in a very painful way. You're a piece of shit

>>734197624
This

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>>734197545
>posts on /b/
>claims to have a wife
>claims to have had sex

If you're a straight dude who likes trannies, you're not straight. You're a faggot.

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enjoy your aids! maybe next lifetime you'll learn to use a condom.

>>734198066
it's literally impossible to get aids when you hiv in the west

>>734197970
>In your suicide note.

underrated

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>>734198247

>>734197545
>Not using a condom on a prostitute
This is natural selection at work, faggot.

If you got the aids, odds are in favor that you caught rather than pitched.

Nigga you gay.

>>734197545
You saw a guy in a car accident and you touched his blood after taking broken glas out of his face while witing for the amberlamps

>>734197599

>>734198066
maybe next time he'll learn not to be a flaming faggot.

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>>734197545
so that's how liberal movement will end.

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>she said she was clean
>said she was clean
>clean
>she

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>>734197545
Man ive been there, got a false positive so was making myself this same question for an entire week.

Just tell her you were drunk and fucked a hooker and she turned to be positive, it can happen you just gotta be really unlucky.

Best of lucks bro

>>734197545
Lol, even if this is bait, you're a faggot. Saged.

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>>734197545
>She

>>734199412
>false positive
how?

>>734197545
>believing anything that says its a woman

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>>734200406
Got a rapid test that was faulty, then the western blot was fine

>>734200732
fuck doing rapid then. that shit should be outlawed

>>734197545

"I fucked up and barebacked a tranny prostitute and now have HIV" exactly how you tell her

>>734197785
I guess technically three.

Was is also a lie. She's was always dirty

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>>734197545
Lie and tell her it was just an affair, then blame the HIV on her.

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Hahahahahahaha this thread makes me feel better about my own shitty life. Enjoy your aids!

>>734197785
Kek

>>734200849
Worst week of my life buddy, i would not wish that to no one. Not knowing is the worst

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Man, I feel bad for the aids part but you must be the dumbest man alive to trust in the word of a tranny whore.

>>734197545

dont tell her

fuck her till she contracts HIV, then blame her for cheating on you

when she breaks down and admits it (because all women cheat), you won't feel as bad about having HIV, and at least you also gave it to your cheating wife.

>>734197545
>tranny
>prostitue
You fucking idiot

Say a mad junkie pricked you on the subway.
Or that you've had some bad monkey meat recently

>>734201189
Tell her you fucked a junkie monkey.

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>>734197545
"She" - that was your fist mistake. Enjoy the AIDS!

>>734201012
FUCKING AGREED. My sides

>>734201228
>Junkie Monkey

>>734197545
Nothing should be holding you back now. You have 10 years, a clock is over your head. Screw your wife 1 more time, then disappear. Change countries, name, age, information, and live life how you always wanted, fucking tranny prostitutes in the bum on the daily. On the bright side, you only catch HIV once.

>>734201343
>what are anti-retrovirals

>>734197545
You start a fake fb profile and send her a link to this thread

>>734201327
Barebacked a tranny chimp after booting dirty needles.

>She said she was clean

For shame OP


Have your wife fuck the chimp?

>>734197545
fyi, you can prevent infection if you get treatment within a few days.

Sucks OP. On the bright side, we're getting closer and closer to a cure, and living with HIV is supposed to be less of a hardship than having diabetes these days. It doesn't shorten your life expectency by even a day. Whatever you do, don't infect your wife, or you deserve whatever hell there might be.

>>734201343
This motherfucker is wise as fuck, be the faggot you wanna be now. Can't get HIV twice.

>>734197545
Why would you tell her?

>>734201551
>we're getting closer and closer to a cure
Nope, G*d made this disease as a punishment for such sinful ways. Repent your sodomistic ways and may Lord have mercy on your soul!

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>>734197545 Quick question - why did you marry here if you're gay?

>>734197545
Your more retarted than a person with down syndrome fucking a car while shitting themselves
Potatos

>>734197545
Any pics of the tranny?

>>734197545
You can actually sue the tranny. If she said she was clean, search legal advice. Also even if it was a prostitute, you just tell the judge you were laying for her time and things got frisky. She can't admit she's a prostitute or will be screwed as well. That if you live in the US. And you have to tell your wife, and not transmit that shit to her, or she'll sue you too and you'll be getting barebacked in prison and kill all the population of inmates with your aids. I hope you're trolling though.

>>734197545
Ask the tranny prostitute for seconds and kill her.

>>734202016
>t. Guy who took one criminal justice class at a community college

>>734202016

What does one gain from suing a prostitute with AIDS ?

>>734202474
A lot of laughs in the courthouse.

>>734202372
Why is it not possible your honour?

>>734202474
All her future AIDS related profits

>>734202474
Some sort of revenge?

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>>734202016
Sue the tranny for what? His million dollar inheritance?

>>734202796
Do you know how suing works?

>>734203128
I guess I don't in this case. Explain it to me Perry Mason. What's the end game.

>>734203348
>Person sued doesn't pay
>Person sued goes to jail
At least it's revenge. And obviously it happens after a long process

>>734203672
That's not how it works. Kys faggot.

>>734203805
Enlighten me then

>>734197545
And you believe a hooked with a mental illness why? Holy fuck OP, you are dumb

>sage

>>734203849
As long as they make an effort to pay, they won't be locked up. You don't get paid in a lump sum. The only way to get the tranny locked up is to pursue criminal charges. They will plead out and maybe serve serve some time, but more than likely will walk. Prostitutes are almost never prosecuted for something like this. OP is almost liar, but if it was true he would just be fucked.

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>>734197545

gay.

>>734204260
I'd still go for it for some revenge, or get a hitman. Op is most likely full of shit, but if he isn't he should kill himself

>>734197545
Nigga you gay..

>>734197545
>she said she was clean
10/10

in this thread:
idiots responding to an obvious troll post by OP
OP just posted the opener and never once replied to any of the last 85 comments
.
you faggots are too easy to troll
.
lemme laugh at you all a little!

Shit like this happens in the navy everyday, except they just fuck women usually and they end up brining it back to their wives half the time

>>734204843
>OP just posted the opener and never once replied to any of the last 85 comments
this
/thread

>>734197545
>she was clean
> she
> clean
>prostitute

Really nigger?.....Really!

>>734205093
>Really nigger?.....Really!
believing a troll thread

>>734205160
>believing a troll thread
pointing out the fucking obvious

>>734205446
>pointing out the fucking obvious
stay mad, faggot ;)

>>734205487
Well (You) you sure told me. (You) must have a black belt in internet.

Someone post the tranny/virgin/paid-for-ass-rape greentext.
Oldfags will know the one.

>>734197545
>she
here's your (You)

>>734197545
Stealth your wife.