I want to fuck my mom so bad. I'm pretty sure she wants

>>734151019
you can just drug her and rape her like you do the rest of your victims.

Never have had to drug or rape any of my victims. Usually a nice cock flash and titty grab does the trick, but this is my mom so I can't be so forward without knowing

>>734151019
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Invite her over and let her "accidentally" see you getting out of the shower or some shit.

>>734152029
More like autistic works of fiction amirite?

get drunk and send her a dick pic, and if the response is negative, say sorry, you're drunk, it was meant for someone else.

>>734152492
Yes I like this idea. Came real close to doing it once, but bitched out because I was worried about potential backlash. But I will get drunk and just do it. Like you said anon I will have plausible deniability by saying I never meant to send it to her. Fucking pumped. If I get her in to bed I will record the whole thing and post it for you lads

>>734153286
Everyday we stray further from god

>>734151019
Any pics?

>>734153286
please do

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>>734151019

You can see the tummy tuck scar hidden by her underwear. No way did her tits get that big without her stomach bulging out, too.

>>734151019
let her """"""""accidentally"""""""" catch you jerking off

pics of her?

>>734151019
who is that heavenly milf op

>>734155567
Milena Velva. Thank me later

I will upload a pic soon once wife goes to bed pics are on the pc and I'm stuck on the phone for now.

I would love to let her catch me jerking off but I don't live there anymore so setting that up might be hard. Hopefully the cock pic works and she doesn't flip out. I'm like 7/10 sure she would do it. Fuck it would be so hot.

>>734156066
*Velba

>>734151019
>I want to fuck my mom so bad.

If she's stacked like Melina Velba, I want to fuck her, too.

>>734156143
Has she ever caught you jerking off? When did you develop this fantasy? Puberty? Are her tits big like in the pic?

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Just be upfront about it. Tell her it's a huge fetish online these days and you've been thinking about her while watching. I think she'd probably go for it. You have to allow her to say no initially - I mean 'what would society think?' But allow her to think it over, assure her that no one would find out - it's just a bit of fun for you both. See how she reacts. If she's dead against it, say sorry I wasn't thinking straight, that damn porn has warped my mind. I'll stop watching and never mention it again... She still might come round to the idea later, particularly if you can lower her inhibitions with a bit of alcohol - she has an 'out' then in her mind - she was drunk.

I thought about it myself, but I've grown out of it. I'd like to see some shit though.

>>734156820
Just ask if you can just hug longer or something, build up slowly, get your foot in the door, kiss her gently on the neck - I did this with my aunt when hugging goodbye, it's subtle enough to be taken as nothing but it also registers as something slightly erotic but she can't really call you out on it.

>>734156561

She's never caught me in the act but she used to joke about my huge cum stains on my sheets. She also has seen it a couple of times recently as stated in the op. I just walked around with my hard Boner out like I didn't know. She was sitting down and I was standing next to her it was so close to her face. Caught her staring a couple times and she didn't say anything about it being out which I think was a good sign. Yeah started thinking about her like this in puberty. I would run my cock all over her pillow and do other things like that.

>>734156561
Oh and yeah she has nice big milky tits!!

>>734154548
she was pregnant and that was probably a c-section scar

>>734157204
Thanks anon, I really like that idea. Nice and subtle like you said. I always make sure to rub her tits when I'm taking my hand off her back from hugging. I could do a bit more like you suggested.

>>734157314
The thing is, she will never initiate anything. She wouldn't want to be seen as a 'paedo'- I know you're probably 'of age' but you know what I mean. You have to warm her up to the idea and then initiate yourself, that way she's 'not to blame'

Anyone got any good stories about their mom?

just go to her bed at night and start touching her pussy if she gets angry say that you were sleepwalking

>>734156820
I have thought about just coming out and telling her. Scares the shit out of me to be honest. but there will come a time when it will have to be brought forth as more than just hints so I do appreciate your advice and will employ it.

Tell her the images were for your wife.

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>>734157782
You could always 'get drunk' - don't, but act mildly drunk. Fill up beer bottles with water - whatever you have to do! This gives you an 'out' if she freaks out. Fall back to the watching too much porn excuse and say it'll never happen again. You need to get her in a situation that's kind of intimate to begin with - watch a movie together or something. Don't just blurt it out at the dinner table! ;P

tell her you got to face your fears

>>734154548
>No way did her tits get that big without her stomach bulging out, too.
Do you not know what macromastia is?

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Start getting ever so slightly more intimate with her. Hold her hand briefly. Touch her on the shoulder or waist. Just throw these in from time to time and get a sense for how she responds. It might have to be a 'long con' but you can test the waters this way...

Can we get some pics? Don't have to be nudes or anything. Facebook pics will do.

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Like I said it's not 'socially acceptable' so she will never initiate for fear of being 'that woman.' She will want to be 100% sure that no one will find out - you may have to get her out of town or something. If you treat her right - she's your Mom - she loves you and if you were to confess there's not many people she's going to tell now is there? It's between you, she'll forgive you, she might freak a little but she'll also be secretly flattered.

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Here is a pic of her.

I appreciate all of you anons for your advice on this. I understand that it might take a while to plant some seeds and I also can just throw caution to the wind and have her over and dish up the wine. Would be a great fallback for us both. Will 100% video and post nudes if this works out.

>>734158722
She's not going to fuck him.

>>734159434
Any cleavage or more?

>>734154548
>I don't know what a c-section scar is, the post.

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>>734159434
Aww... she's pretty. Good luck anon.

>>734152376
>and autistic fiction works of falsehood

>>734153286
>Came real close to doing it once, but bitched out because I was worried about potential backlash
drinkmoar

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>>734159610
She might not. He may get to kiss her passionately or talk her into a massage or something. I'd take that for a start.

>>734151019
Call her a whore and let it out and ask if dad's was as big as yours regardless of your size. Slam dunk. Yw

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>>734159971

>>734153286
Cmon man I'm not sure this is the best id-

> If I get her in to bed I will record the whole thing and post it for you lads

...hurry up fag, send the dick pic already!

>>734159748
more!

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>>734160178

>>734151019
Just tell her to help you make America great again and I'm sure she will drool on your tool.

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>>734160437

Any updates OP?

>>734160315
ohh yess.

>>734159970
how could that possibly go wrong?

>>734151019
Next time she comes over just chill on the sofa watching tv and get hard. Rub it every now and then and make sure she sees you. If you cum even better.

>>734151019
Even though she's gotten older.

I would still love to bang the ever-loving shit out of Milena Velba.

>>734160315
This made me diamonds! Go for it anon.

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>>734161956

>>734151019
>>734153286
>>734159434
This shit is making me hard as fuck. Post some more pics of your mom OP

OP wheres the status update cammon mang

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>>734162247

>>734153512
Kek

>>734151019
this is for you op
http://www.mumstits.com

>>734162024
Seriously. Got my gf to start slow jerkin me and everything because i told her this was good shit. Ya mom is qt, lets go damnit

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>>734151019

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My step kids keep stealing my panties.

How do I prevent them from being degenerate mommy loving psychopaths like you guys?

Pic related. It's the panties one of them stole and hid today.

>>734159434
Her name dawn?

>>734162059
Moarrrr?

>>734151019
Youre too autistic to notice but thats disgust shes feeling. Like how can her child do this shit.

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>>734163188
Can we see what's inside your panties? Are they dirty or clean?

>>734163419
No. They were dirty to begin with and now covered in the cum of a 13 year old and in the garbage.

Keep posting pics about your mothers

Op pleeeeeease post screenshot of your dick pic to mom.
I am beg.
Please.

>>734163627
Pics?

>>734163627
Your posting in a thread about a dude wanting to fuck his mother asking for help how to avoid a 13 year old wanting to fuck you?
why not just post nudes get these mommy fetish cunts hard?

>>734151858
>my victims
Never had to drug

Kek

>>734164026
Obviously fake.
OP if you do it don't do it like this, the apology comes so quickly you don't give her a chance to express interest. You gotta leave it ambiguous as long as possible.

>>734164026
Nice keep posting

>>734153512
>world was repopulated twice by incest
>further from god
No, he but draws near

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>>734163949
I want to know what went wrong with you guys, since you faggots are a lost cause. My step son still has hope to be a functional member of society.

>>734163627
Here's what you do. Wash the ones he stole and then lay them out on his bed or somewhere where he and only he is sure to find them. Since he threw them away they could have only come from one place. Next time you see him, look him dead in the eye and just mouth or say, no more!

Or just fuck him, your choice.

I seem to be part of the small minority of /b/astards who have never been in the least turned on by sex fantasies about their mothers. My sisters, on the other hand... well, Daddy can keep Mommy.

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M,F & D

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>>734165372

>>734165115
Got kik i can explain there

I would never fuck my mom or sister, but I get turned on by other people talking about fucking their moms and sisters. I have a couple aunts I'd fuck tho

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>>734165393

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>>734165424

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>>734165526

>>734165115
Time stamp

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>>734165563

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>>734165584

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>>734165609

>>734165000
Moar?

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>>734165644

Inscest needs to stop

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>>734165701

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>>734165717

>>734165701
with the pic thumbnailed i can perfectly see the face

>>734165854
Meh, sure it's fake anyway...

Trade sis pics. 18+ only. Have older sis me 22 sis 38.
Kiktrade.
I love sharing her big ass and big titties

>>734165115

>calls us lost cause
>is in a "lost cause" thread

pick one you stupid cunt

>>734166000
Small sample here first

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>>734165854

I understand this fetish, but I hate my mom and I'd much rather kill her than fuck her. Oh well, ill just have to see about it in the next life

>>734166357
behold the power of shooping

>>734165968
says the guy in the pic

>>734166357
XD

>>734156820
This is an interesting move. I say do it, in fact why don't you call or text her or some shit right now and post results. I'm really keen to see how this pans out.
Honestly if you're just open and direct I don't really see this blowing up if it fails, other than occasional silly jokes down the line if you're not a wackjob about it. If she's not into it let it go and it'll be a non-issue. But with the way you're starting it's sounding like this may end in your favor.

>>734165115

Moms and sons who fuck can be functional members of society. They keep their relationship secret, and that's that.

As for the desire itself on the son's part, that's completely natural. Freud highlighted the way that moms "normally" react to these desires in Western civilization: when the mom realizes the behavior can't be tolerated lest she be viewed as an obscene or perverted woman (a fear originating as much from her own insecurities as from those of the society that seems to impose its prejudices against her), she threatens to emasculate him (castration), and furthermore to assign this task to his father.

This doesn't always play out this way. Certainly not in families with open sexual relations between all family members.

Freud said we have a "biphasic" sexuality due to the above situation I described. Sexual development for all mammals begins soon after birth. But for humans, there is a halt when the castration complex occurs. This is at around 3-5 years of age.

The second phase of sexual development is at puberty, when our hormones force us to become horny and to develop our relationship with sexuality again. Of course, the events and trauma of the Oedipus/Castration complexes shaped the inner world that then comes into play and flowers into whatever the fuck we become.

: )

>>734165701
>>734166357

well done

>>734166387
I love this fetish, but my mother is really unattractive. It's the obesity.

>>734166765
thanks, it took less than 2 minutes.

>>734166150
anbballer

I get the feeling people who are repulsed by this fetish never had hot relatives

My mom has been a grade A milf for as long as I've known her. I don't REALLY want to fuck her, but its a hot fetish and turned me on to MILFs in general

>>734167227
I really wish I could, but my mom is just way too out of my bracket. She's the only one stable enough to deal with that kind of thing, and might go for it, but really just too.. no.

I got a sister who's hot but she's certified insane. She will go ballistic at some point, I just know it. Or during one of her many breakdowns or forced institutionalizations she will spill the beans for sure. It'll be a public issue within a month.

I got some smoking hot cousins but I haven't seen them in years.

>>734166808
would you?

>>734167529
moar

Don't let it die

>>734168851
Tell us about your Mom

>>734168974
No, You tell us about your mom

>>734159434

Yeah, dude, get drunk with her

>>734153512
The bible encourages incest several times.

The only family God spared from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah fucked in a cave that very night.
Lot got drunk and impregnated both his daughters. The Lord was pleased.

Faggot.

Sorry... I posted most of the pics in this thread but I'm out... think the threads gonna die unless someone's got something.

>>734169588
What movie is the pic from?

>>734170824
Back to the Future...

>>734170824
fuck you're dumb, or under aged and b&

>>734170824
If your on /b/ and have never seen this movie, please gtfo, this place isn't for you.

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>>734171042
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>734171042
>you're

>>734170824
Forward to the past

>>734171424
So bored you grammar nazi'd.

Fucking kill yourself faggot.

>>734171969
>you'reself

>>734170969
>>734171042
I haven't seen the movie in a few years, sorry for forgetting the incest scene in the bedroom.
>>734171493
Thanks anon

I was sleeping with my mum till the age of 12. Tried feeling up her boobs once laying my hand on her chest and then inching my way forward. I almost succeeded - the moment I touched her nipple she woke up and turned on her side. I also had a really good look on her naked body when she was sleeping naked and the blanket slipped off. It definitely affected my sexual preferences because now I'm into milfs, big breasts with huge nipples, lactation and mother-son roleplay.

>>734165115

No he doesn't, he will be raping and killing women in no time. It goes back to having something he can't ask for so he takes. And then to not deal with the shame he'll pretend it didn't happen. When the cops come, tell them you've always known he was a weirdo.

>>734172301
Would you still fuck her?

>>734152376
GOT EM

>>734172342
>>734166745
Jesus Christ you guys scare me.

So I'm not going to fuck my step son, but I should be more open and flirtatious with him so he doesn't turn out completely fucked?

>>734172391
Nah, she's old now. Used to be crazy hot,she used to wear minis and blouses with really deep cleavages. Caught guys looking at her all the time.

Threads Dead, baby... thread's dead.

>>734172850
How old?

>>734166745
bullshit

>>734163188
tits or gtfo

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This pussy is 80 years old. Would you hit it?

>>734172957
55 and she didn't age well. I mean she looks exactly like you would expect a 55 year old woman to look. Wrinkles, saggy tits, veins under her skin - shes just old.

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Post that dick pic to mommy OP

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>>734173246
I'd still fuck 55 year old pussy in a heartbeat. Especially my Mom's...

>>734173246
My Mum is 63 and I'm still considering it.

>>734170824
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

OP is kill?

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>>734173829
Yeah, think so...

>>734151019
>steal her underwear
>jerk off into them
>leave them filled with cum

>>734172784

That's your choice.

Honest and open communication is important. Being real with him, etc.

Flirtation can help you get involved in his mental life in more profound ways.

If you ever end up in a situation where he is on his knees and you are shoving his face into your nasty pussy, definitely be very strict with him, saying, "Don't fucking tell anyone about this," as you use his face to make yourself cum.

>>734173201
If you have more pics maybe

>>734170824
2 girls 1 cup

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>>734174135

>>734174314
wtf did i just watch??? that wasnt where the pic was from.......

>>734174441
Would creampie post more

>>734174441
I think people forget that it's only really the sun exposed parts of the body that get exceptionally wrinkly. You can have an old granny with a fucked up face and lovely smooth soft tits etc..

>>734174441
Diamonds

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>>734174921
face vs body....

>>734174125
I'll be sure to do that when I rape my step son, anon.

>>734174921
Forget your Mom. You want to fuck your Grandmother now! ;)

>>734175055
You got anymore?

>>734175055
Link or something for her pics? Vola?

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>>734175055
Might have to go pick up some Grannies, lol!

>>734164026
Update or faggot

>>734153512
*god's light

it's not as funny if you omit that part, anon

>>734175290
Maybe some day this one is still pasable where I live tutee just horrendous kek

You have a folder about this slut don't you? Can you upload it to vola? Low key want her pics

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I really wish i could fuck my mom
She's separated from my dad so maybe now theres a chance

You should get her really drunk and start playing truth or dare. About 20 minutes into the game you should dare her to touch your cock and if she gets weirded out just say you're drunk and go to bed. If she does then fuck the shit out of that pussy.

>>734162651
her heels are cracked get your mom a pedicure goddamn lol

>>734175583
Janet from Hull, UK.

http://www.imagefap com/pictures/4174197/Janet-From-Hull-All

>>734163188
you can send your panties to me, I'll jerk off with them instead. I'm not your son

Show us the panties you're wearing!

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>>734175583
Moar...

https://www.flickr com/photos/janet_of_hull/with/34649422686/

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sauce for this pic?

I want to fuck every female in my family...

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Who wants to fuck Grandma now?

>>734176128
THanks got anywhere hot guys any pics?

>>734177126
My grandma nah
Somebody's grandma? Def

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>>734177244

>>734177475
Continue

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>>734177713

>>734177854
>>734177771
>>734177713
>>734177642
Mine as well make a grannie thread you collection is impressive

>the effects of masturbating to too much incest hentai

>>734177126
fupa/10
would bust in

Make a granny thread

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I don't have time, gotta go soon unfortunately... maybe later tonight.

Maybe same time tomorrow?

>>734151172
5 star post

>>734165115
Kek. You're pretending that something's wrong with us, but something is seriously wrong with your brain. Nice throat of yours, it would look better if were dripping blood.

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>>734173495
Who is this?

Any creampies?

>>734173201
That one's dripping blood out of her pussy. Are you serious? I would stab her for being degenerate if she gets close to me.

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>>734179083
https://xhamster com/photos/gallery/5956540/french_mature_internet_whore.html

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TIL I would fuck anything...

>>734179504
More pics w cum in them

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>>734179335
Nice!

>>734178163

>allover30.com

no fucking shit she's over 30...