question for you /b/, what would you invest $3000 into in

ethereum

>>734113455
lol

>>734113139
Marijuana. I have US and CAN operations in my portfolio, all are strong performers. It's not as high risk as some claim it to be. It'll be a licence to print money at some point so get in while the gettingbinis good. You'll get quicker returns on the Canadian stuff as their Fed date is already baked in. TWEED and CANOPY are both worth a peek.

>>734113139
survival gear

Memes.

>>734113139
Drugs, a shit ton of drugs

A 3-fund portfolio of domestic stocks, bonds, and international stocks in a tax-preferenced retirement account

>>734113139
$3000 dollars isn't a lot of money. If you're looking for a good long-term investment I'd skip the stock market entirely and go straight into bonds or certificates of deposit at a bank.

If you're looking for a short term investment and you need access to the 3k later, I recommend a mutual fund. You'll get several hundred dollars every 3-6 months and you can pull from the fund like an account.

Short EURGBP

>>734113139
making money from money is bullshit

you and the other jews will soon come tumbling down your artificial hill

wait for bitcoin to dip a bit

>>734113455

This guy knows whatsup.
Don't put it all in 1 cryptocurrency though, better hedge your bets a little since it's already an incredible volatile market. If you don't know how to invest just follow my advice, I've been investing in cryptocurrencies for about 2 years now and made some good calls:

50% Ethereum
25% Dash
25% Bitcoin

That would be a good start.

>>734113139
Nestle
and Lockheed Martin

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>>734114149
Just because you don't understand economics doesn't mean its bullshit hillbilly-kun:3

>>734113139
Traps.

>>734114735
wouldn't expect you not to defend your scam

jewy mcjewface

I hope this is strictly hypothetical and you don't have 3 grand that you're asking /b/ for advice on what to do with

>taking financial advice from /b/
ayy lmao

Almost as bad as taking it from /biz/

>>734115108
Economics isn't a scam anon. Only uneducated people think so.

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>>734113139
join le discord /b/ros

https://discord.
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>>734115108
nigger most billionaires are investors or are involved in public stock

>>734113139
Some bear index

>>734115440
who's talking about economy?
interest, boy

>>734115617
most billionaires are jew scammers
nigger

>>734115680
actually read the thread

>>734115739
yep, its definitely because they're jewish and scamming people rather than actually understanding how money works. got me there.

>>734115680
Loans make the economy run. Interest incentivizes people to loan.

>>734113139
A small food card and some hotdogs, buns, and hamburger. Throw a few condiments into the mix, some potatoes and a deep fryer, some salt.

Make a few grand this weekend. LOL memorialdaycapitalism

>>734113139
myself.
i'd learn to drive, buy a new wardrobe of clothing and then the gear to start blacksmithing.

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>>734113139
Probably half in gold, and the other half split between silver and copper.

>Arizona just allowed for gold to be used as currency again, and this may become a trend across the country

>>734115940
Because blacksmithing is such a sought after profession these days amirite

>>734115828
actually read what you're replying to

>>734115835
>>734115836
see
>>734115108

>>734115991
If putting your money in currency is such a great idea, then hold dollars and euros.

>>734113139
Do you own a home? If not, save the $3k and put it toward a down payment. That or index funds.

>>734115991
>extremely inconvenient and uncommon form of payment
>trend across the country
ayy lmao

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>>734116239
I mean like hard assets for when the U.S. dollar collapses.

>>734116335
Soon. I monitor gold and silver prices every now and then.

>>734113139
Cocaine.

>>734116168
actually take advice offered
actually understand what the fuck is going on

>>734113139

well....if you are asking /b, it would probably be the biggest thing they could fit up their ass.

Nothing, put it in a secure location in your house and save it for a rainy day. Banks and financial institutions cannot be trusted.

>>734114083

I was thinking of doing a mutual fund. What should I expect if I invest about 2k or 3k?

What are the best tips to know when starting a mutual fund?

>>734116416
>for when the U.S. dollar collapses
Preppers are dumb af.
>Soon
Even if every state eliminated the capital gains tax on it, only crazies give a shit.

>>734113139
$1000 in mutual funds
$1000 dollars in cryptocurrency
$1000 in gaming equipment

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>>734116784
Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

Roger Smith taught me that.

>>734117081
Wasting resources that could be put to better use.

I might need a super-soaker in case the aliens from Signs invade, but you'd rightly call me a retard if I bought one for that reason.

>>734113139
By stock ticker LYG (Lloyd's Bank). Trust me on this.

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>>734117184
If you could post a good enough argument, I'd buy one too.

>But I...I never watched the movie if that is one.

>>734113139
Anacott Steel

>>734117571
>If you could post a good enough argument, I'd buy one too.
Now you know why I don't prep.

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>>734117734
You should prep. At least keep a change of clothes and some canned food in your car.

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>>734113139
buy index funds.

If you buy an individual stock or a few stocks you will be undiversified and probably fuck yourself in the ass.

>>734117820
Why?

>>734116430
just lost $800 - wouldn't recommend it

Bitcoin, or >>734117868

>>734117184
>thinks a failure or attack on our highly fragile centralized all-online industry 2.0 is as likely as an alien invasion

oh boyo

>>734117944
to raise your chance of surviving
I thought that part of prepping is pretty obvious

>>734116224
>You're disagreeing with me
>you must be one of the enemy
Trumpian Logic

>>734113139
meth

>>734118037
Yep.

Probably not in any stock. Over priced, need a correction soon. CRYPTO LOOKS good but would diversify. Also always have cash, and physical gold and silver

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>>734117944
Never know when you might not have a home to return to.

>>734118095
>to raise your chance of surviving
Of surviving what? Should I pack my super-soaker?

>>734118232
Yeah, actually, I do know.

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>>734118313
>

>>734113139
Ass-pennies

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

>>734118405
Yep. The only scenario that's even remotely likely is a fire or tornado destroying the building. In that case, I have credit cards to stay at a hotel and buy food until I find a new place. Then my insurance pays me for damages.

>>734118246
>Of surviving what?
You know the whole prepper SHTF thing. Expect the unexpected. Is your area prone to natural disasters? Do you drive lots of miles daily?

>>734115991
Do you mean jewelry? That doesn't seem like a good investment.

>>734118182
at least get a decent stick
to defend your place in the line of the soup kitchen

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>>734118670
Gold bars and ingots.

>>734118625
>You know the whole prepper SHTF thing.
Which won't happen.
>Expect the unexpected
Super-soaker it is.
>Is your area prone to natural disasters? Do you drive lots of miles daily?
Nope. Even if either were the case, I wouldn't need canned food or clothes in my car.

>>734118313
so, when?

is this a trick? are you already homeless?

>>734118724
How decent of a stick is my shotgun?

>>734118794
>I wouldn't need canned food or clothes in my car.
You would if you ever needed to GTFO of area quickly.

>>734118838
>so, when?
Never :)

>>734118756
They have no value other than what a dealer can pay you in currency (dollars) or barter value. Gold only goes up when the purchasing power of the dollar goes up, which never happens. When the dollar becomes worthless, gold will be worthless too.

>>734118935
No, I wouldn't. Also, I won't ever need to gtfo of the area quickly.

>>734118246
you never know what's going to happen.
i make a habbit of keeping canned food and something to drink in my car. alongside of a sleeping bag spare clothes and some tools.
and i have had need of every single one of those items.
also keeping a stack of food at home has it's benefits even outside of a catastrophe.e.g. got a flu and don't want to go shopping, "end of month" money shortage etc.

>>734118942

...said all the people before the last world wars

>>734119079
>you never know what's going to happen.
Yes, you can to within reasonable margins.
> i have had need of every single one of those items.
Okay. I never have. I cannot even conceive of a situation where I would.

>>734119049
>Also, I won't ever need to gtfo of the area quickly.
Prophet is that you?!?

>>734119123
If you think WW3 is coming you're a retard.

>>734118935
canned food: car breaked down in the middle of nowhere (if you never leave your hometown, you must be pretty boring)
fresh clothes: either a sudden change of weather, or after a one night stand

>>734119271
Yep. There is no situation that has any sort of reasonable chance of occurring that would require me to gtfo quickly.

>>734119384
>car breaked down in the middle of nowhere
They have these magical devices called cell phones these days.

>>734119305
If you think capitalism isn't on the brink of a very violent collapse then you're a retard.

>>734119233
>>734119384
tools for fixing said car and drink is always nice, use it on a daiyl basis

>>734119426
How can you be so certain about what the future holds?

>>734119558
in the middle of nowhere with cellphone reception? i live in central europe and even here the middle of nowhere has no reception...

>>734119573
this is the wrong thread, these retards think interest on capital will go on forever

>>734113139
Wait a few days and buy 30000 bitcoin.

>>734119573
Nope. You've just been suckered in by gold-shills.
>>734119578
Tools for fixing something basic like a flat tire is standard. Having a drink and snacks when going on a long drive is a given.
>>734119598
There's this thing called making reasonable inferences.
>>734119740
Sucks to be you then. I've never driven somewhere without cellphone reception in the U.S, nor would I seek out such places.

>>734119828
It's not like value and wealth are created or anything, thus making it not a zero-sum game. Oh wait...

>>734119983
Explain

>>734120094
>There's this thing called making reasonable inferences.
entropy? all systems are vulnerable

>>734119828
Yeah, and guys with $3000 won't get fucked by the multimillionaires when stock market grows faster than the economy.

>>734120174
Stocks are a fraud, selling things that don't exist in derivatives to extort money from the real economy

>>734120471
Seek professional help.

>>734120094
>Tools for fixing something basic like a flat tire is standard.

you have a galvanizing kit in your car??

>>734120399
>entropy
It isn't a closed system.

>>734120388
BTC was trading at $2500+ last week
Dropped by 20% in the last 24 hours

>>734120683
Just care for yourself Anon. Your invaluable.

>>734120970
I do care for myself. You should do the same.

>>734120963
I really want to get in on this meme but I don't understand it, at all, and I'm hesitant to invest money in something I don't understand, because I don't have a whole lot. I have a few thousand in some tech stocks and a few thousand more in savings and that's it.

>>734121154
Hint: bitcoin is pure speculation.

>>734113139
put it in vanguard or fidelity low risk mutual funds


3k isnt alot to fall back on in the market if you are investing it on your own

>>734117652
Blue Horseshoe loves that

>>734113139
Brazilian stock market, Bovespa.

bitcoins and fidget spinners

>>734120566
Good luck in five years when there's another bubble, bigger than the previous one because of the creeping overcapitalisation of the economy.
You think for how long can you keep 2pp difference between the growth of stocks and the real economy?
But, hey, I'm sure you're an expert in macroeconomics.