Yo, help a brother out, she likes pickup lines, but I'm

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Bumpin with random pics off my phone.

I don't have many.

SEND NUDES

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I am trying to think of some on my own, but they all end up sounding really dumb or incoherent

>>734094897
So far so good, I'll put that one on the list, anything else? Preferably including her name.

>>734094749
hi. there's a lot I'd speak to you about, although I'm kinda shy

Are you my business calc homework? Because I should be doing you right now but I'm not. Works every time

"Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside of you."

>>734094749
here one for you.

Why do girls use makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell.

It works.. Trust me.

>>734094749
Hello chubs, lemme see that lumpy buttocks.

>>734094749
bet you $100 that name of yours doesn't really fit. wanna give it a shot?

>>734094749
nice choker. i also have daddy issues. lets fuck

>>734094749
Hey baby are you a school? Because I'd like to shoot some kids in you

it's a trap, she's trying to get you to give her attention
say smth like damn daddy issues much?

>>734095029
kek

>>734095260
I really fuckin love that one. And I'm going to use it, I just wanted to see if we could make one outta her name first. Thanks for all the help guys

>>734094749
I'm no hacker, but I do offer free penetration tests

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Fuck it, let's see if this is too much. If it isn't, we should be in business

>>734095577
Oh boy. Checked and keked

>>734095577
Double dubs. You got this OP

why are u concerned with females when u could be trying out all the different frozen oven foods at your supermarket.

And now we wait.
What other ones do you guys like?
I myself enjoy "Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ass"

>>734095720
I am also concerned with that. Am I not allowed to be concerned with two things at once? I can multitask.

>>734095577
checked. you're getting laid OP

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>>734095577
Please respond to such an eloquent line for kek sake

Don't be Shy, I have something in my pants I want to show you.

>>734095838
Here's hoping. Thanks for the well wishes.

>>734095932
Oh shit, that's a fuckin good one. Dammit. If she doesn't respond for awhile, I'll send that.

>>734094749
send a pic of the take out order pick up line at a restaurant

>>734095999
>trips
guaranteed lay

>>734095999
It's a good follow up but the one you started with was great.

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>>734095029
>>734095260
>>734095577
Did you guys all get this line from the YLYL thread that's running right now?

Hopefully the thread doesn't 404 before I get a response, but if it does, I'll make a new one once I get an answer.

>>734095577
>>734095999
Double dubs then trips? Is it a sign? I fuckin hope so.

humpt bumpt

>>734094749
"Let me put some banana nut moffins on my feet and I can bobsled across that ass"

>>734096655
Checked

So you're Shy. I will present you my friend Dick.

>>734094749
Hello. Usually I don't know what to say, but I doubt your parents named you Shy, implying its a trait of yours, and if im mistaken then I guess fate he another perspective today. How are you?

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"Girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple, if you were a Vegetable I'd visit you in the hospital as frequently as possible

>>734097031
Fuck off nigger. No one would like a pick up line that long

If you were a baby, I'd put you in the oven

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot children inside you.

Are you a nigger? Because I don't want to have to see you at night.

>>734097033
I fuckin love that one, i think it's my new favourite

>>734097031
Fuck you faggot. God damn neckbeard

Op pls deliver results

>>734097031
Wow man. I seriously hope you're being deliberately retarded.

>>734097426
She hasn't responded yet, but as soon as she does I will

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>>734097578
This thread dies - not with a bang but a whimper

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>>734097031
Fucking hell now I wish I had alzheimer so I can forget this faggotry

>>734097033
I love you. Thanks in advance for the matches I know I'll now be smashing.

So you could've had a pretty good hook up w a girl showing some obvious slutty submisssive signs - leather heart choker, dyed hair, "shy" as her name. Instead, you fag out on 4chan and share some lame keks with middle schoolers. Well done, OP, well done. Keep waiting for that response

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>>734094749
she looks like my ex. pic related

Hi there. I like your name. It makes me feel something.
A relatable emotion. Shy.
Timid. Not very social. I want you to know that, I get it. I will comfort you. I will be your best friend. I will help you with homework and even a job if you work from home in the future. Maybe we can make some plans to get coffee? I'm a great listener, don't forget, I'm Shy too. Let's be one. Together, and habgout.


Guarneteed pussy my friend.

>>734099252
you mean, if you ever talk shit like that its guaranteed you are the pussy

Nice fuck. Wanna shoes?

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>>734097033
this is gold

>>734095577
fucking cringe. no response guarantee.