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>be me
>7 years old
>goes to baseball game with dad
>everything going fine
>has to go to the bathroom
>dad says it's okay
>goes into bathroom alone
>walks over to first stall i see
>dont think to knock because im 7
>stall is unlocked
>stall door swings open
>sees a dude jerking off to a playboy magazine while eating a fucking hot dog
>runs out screaming and crying
>dad immediately asks why im crying
>takes dad to bathroom
>dude is still beating off and still hasnt finished hot dog
>dad beats the everliving shit out of him
>dad buys me a candy bar
>i never eat another hot dog for almost 10 fucking years
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>>734052037
So you got some dude beat up because you didnt know how to knock
NOT cool man
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>>734052037
your dad is an asshole anon, asshole.
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lol im sorry. but seriously though, my dad beat the hell out of that guy.
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Tbh, why jerk off at a baseball game?
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>>734052677
why the fuck not?!!?
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good question anon. also, i forgot to mention the guy beating his meat crawled out of the bathroom with his pants still down
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>>734052677
Not very nice to have your willy be sprouting out at everyone in a crowd of people
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>be me
>save money for an entire month to go to a game and get a hot dog
>hot chick one row down has big ass tits and I'm looking right down at them.
>diamond AF
>got to fap real quick
>get my hot dog I paid 9.50 for
>get to the bathroom and try to fap before the seventh inning stretch is over
>little shit walks in on me
>little bastard crys and runs off
>oh shit.jpeg
>his mongre father kicks the door down just as I'm about to bust a nut
>kicks my ass
>I just wanted to go to a game and eat my hot dog
>wtf...
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holy shit you had all of the details correct.
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>>734052999
Checked N Kek'd
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>be hotdog
>fresh off the oven and ready to be sold
>gets shipped to be sold at a ball game
>fuckyesthebestgigever
>priced at 9.50
>sold to a dude whose googling at a bimbo
>taken to a bathroom
>wat
>this isn't the game
>see's him whip out his other hot dog
>notlikethis.jpeg
>he takes a bite out of me as he rubs his hot dog
>child walks in on this horror
>savemepls.png
>kid runs out
>fuck
>dad comes in and beats the shit out of this dude
>fuckyesimsaved
>dad picks me up from the dirty floor and rubs me all over his son's chest in victory
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>>734053761
Lel noice
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that is the most epic tale of a hot dog i have ever heard
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screencap this please
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i dont have the ability to do that…
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One hand for Playboy, other hand for hotdog, third hand for benis. Of course you were frightened by the nasty 3 armed freak, coz you and your Dad live in Chernobyl
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making it now keep the thread alive
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