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My gf wants to know what my favorite thing to fap to is. How

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My gf wants to know what my favorite thing to fap to is. How do I explain loli to her?
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Pic related?
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>>734040304
Kys
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Die
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the fact that she doesn't think ur a pedo is probably one of the number 1 reasons that you're together. i wouldn't push any buttons if she doesn't already know
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>>734040304
Demon?
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>>734040304
If she's in any way normal, you don't. Shut yer trap, dumbass.

If she's already a degenerate, then it don't matter, do it?
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or you could bashfully say you like fapping to 'younger girls' and when she presses for more just act like its not important or whatever, like don't make a big deal of it and don't continue the conversation. then in the future it will come up again circumstancially and if the circumstance seem favourable then you can continue the conversation a bit then
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or you can just have your profile pic of an 8yo girl and say things like omg i loveeee her . then people can just think what they want and if they still talk to you then that's their perogative. actually not many people talk to me , but whatever
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>>734040304
Just tell her you fap to short girls and anime, without relating the two in any way. Then get her in to anime and suttley leave shota bombs. When she starts slapping to shota, then you cam show her the loli and you will have fully turned her to the dark side
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>>734040467
No. I'm taking 2D loli. I just think that girl is really cute (non-sexually)
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why dont u fap to real children, are u some sort of freak
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ErfvqBsX8
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>>734040304
lie. just say something normal like gangbangs or bukkake
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>>734041492
Wtf am I seeing here?
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you could get her into babymetal (the band) , they are massively popular now and bringing all the pedos out with but legitmate reasons that normal people can relate to (coz they are awesome and also passed the age of consent even tho they still look like 14)
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just some research material thats all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVp0tePOsXI
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>>734041913
Moar?
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>>734041913
wtf
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>>734040304
tell her you want to meet her younger sister?
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>>734040304
die please
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>>734041237
This is actually how I found out about loli, my girl is majorly into hentai.
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>>734042888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGEQZ1nr_xI
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>>734042888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKfVavvJp2g
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>>734042888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0d-OI5zqnM
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>>734043584
>>734043556
>>734043524
Goodbye thread. Inb4 404
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>>734040304

You don't, retard. Just like I'll never explain loli, vore, my gore-filled rape fantasies nor my disgusting and totally unredeemable lust for sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation, with a harem of terrified sex slaves.
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MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>734040623

Hello /weg/ and/or /stg/. Fancy meeting you here.
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you could try saying you like 'lolitas' coz at least thats a pretty well known sort of fetish without being too detailed about it
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>>734040304
You don't. Ever.
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>>734040304
Tell her just before you ejaculate inside of her. Works every time
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>>734042997
That's what Paul Bernardo did.
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>>734040491
^^
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>>734041717
What was it?

Video was removed by user.
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>>734044653
pizza
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>>734044653
just a girls home video. i guess 4chan mods also have the ability to delete peoples youtube accounts. rip
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>>734044653
Kek. It was a little girl playing with something that looked like cum. She was spitting it out and rubbing it all over her face
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>>734044829
it was not pizza. its some brazilian girl going a retarded challenge where she eats toothpaste.
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>>734044836
>>734044850
Thanks mate.

>>734044829
You wish
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>>734044953
no thanks, qt moe loli > 3d shit
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>>734044953
just search for desafio + a keyword like piscina for infinite more
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>>734045276
What do those words mean?
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Tell her you're attracted to the body type, it's what all the fags in denial claim in loli threads anyway
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>>734045867
My dude you're on the Internet, a place you can look things up
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>>734045867
desafio is brazilian for challenge. so you get a bunch of bikini lolis doing challenges. try desafio miley or desafio yoga or desafio bikini . you'll never go back to this illegal 2D shit
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>>734045929
I'm not typing cp related words on google
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Just lie, nothing good can come from you telling her
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>>734046015
Is this shit legal to view in the US?
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>>734040304
Just tell her you like asian
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>>734046398
just look up hunter at the gym or brateyley for popular series if you want to start light. there are literally millions of loli home movies and home movie series on youtube. and fyi something is only illegal when deemed indecent, which is categorically when there are video or image shots focusing on the genitalia (clothed). underage girls doing toothpaste and lollipop challenges does not fall under this. 2D lolicon is however absolutely illegal, so idk why you people are still fapping to it when you got real lolis on utube
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>>734046398
^
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>>734047243
I can't believe this shit is on YouTube. I'm fucking DIAMONDS. How can I ever repay you for this magnificent find?
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pedos detected
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>>734040304
Well preface with saying you're a sick fuck but that loli is fucking delicious.
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>>734040616

say elementary school photos of her, if she laughs explain loli... If she gets angry play it off as joke
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>>734047403
dude you are welcome that's all. here are 2 to leave you with that are all time favs . 1JdFJTO6FNM and b1blL6lGZPc . both have over a million hits so you know you're not alone. just dont save anything that is too sexy and risks being indecent ... there are some out there that are only okay for brasil (funk dances)
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>>734040304
>How do I explain loli to her?
You don't. You find whatever other stupid fetish that in some way can relate to her.
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Loli ain't my cup of Mountain Dew Code Red, but I've had this problem with telling my girlfriend my fantasies.

If a girl every asks "What do you fantasize about?" they always have the most vanilla shit in mind like lite BDSM or blindfolding or some lame shit like that, so start off with something vanilla, gauge her reaction and work your way up.

It worked getting my girlfriend into enemas and belly bloating, and that's not even the weirdest shit I'm into.
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>>734047647
this is pretty funny. you could just ask her to roleplay as a school girl , probably the safer bet
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>>734047863
>>734047647
These two are on the right track.

School girl rp is pretty tame and if you stage things as a joke it'll be easier to back peddle with "HAHAH JUST KIDDING, COULD YOU IMAGINE HAHA"
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>>734047863

That's what I did... my wife is Asian, bought her a korean school uniform. From behind, it's like a Kansai enkou video... Normal sex, I can go for an hour no prob. She wonders why I cum so fast when she wears the uniform, the mind is a powerful thing
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oh yeah i have 1 last tip for utube videos. use vlc player's crop feature to zoom into them so you got a full life-size loli staring back at you. tilt your monitor vertical for life-like loli on your screen standing in front of you. finally, slow motion down to 50% and itll blow your mind. the technology is here bros
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>>734048252
Woah bro don't give the FBI all our secrets
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>>734048397
lawl okay i'm done
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>>734048559
As consolation, have a photo
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oh yeah and NEVER log into your youtube account at work coz it might display all your recent videos and shit rofl
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>>734048559
Man I think I prefer the Russians to the Brazilians. So fucking sexy. Thank you YouTube suggestions!
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>>734040304
>mfw girlfriend doesn't like that I masturbate
>says she doesn't want me masturbating to other girls
>I tell her I masturbate to japanese drawings
>she wants to see
>the first thing that pops up is some subpar incest doujin
>she laughs
>says she doesn't mind

Last time I show a girl my porn or talk about my masturbation habit.

Bitches are crazy.
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