women are not and cannot be funny. You cant post one funny female

>>734017555
There is only one funny woman I know and she's called Kaceytron.

>>734017837
downvoted

>>734017837
no seriously, get the fuck out

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Sara Silverman is a racist nazi for not calling for diversity in Israel.

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>>734017555

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>>734017555
amy schumer is not only funny but beautiful. Get rekt faggot

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>>734018155

Maria bamford, kathleen madigan

>>734017555
Gilda Radner. Now go fuck yourself.

Joan Rivers, watch some of her stand up

I listen to the Mancow podcast out of Chicago every day. He's mentioned Amy Schumer as a fat pig many times. I didn't know who she was but saw a Netflix special on her the other night. Started watching it. She was talking about how her pussy stank bad on a good day....really grossed me out. Fuck her. Stopped watching. Female comics are gross.

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the cast if of the new Ghostbusters proves you wrong op. they are the fucking queens of comedy.

pic is from a deleted scene that didn't make the final cut, due to the studio bringing them down.

>>734018118
Why did you post a beached whale?>>734018155
Things that are false

>implying Veep isn't the shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQl5dpj6Ow

>>734018338
i sense a new meme

>>734018310
thanks anon, ive seen these threads for awhile and the only one that comes to mind is maria bamford

im not a fan of kathleen, but i can see how some may like her

i listen to a comedy radio station in the car so ive listened to quite a few..

realistically were talking about what a group of betafags think is funny, im sure females enjoy the other females bits, but strictly speaking for 4chan, yea theres only 1 or 2 funny ones

>>734017555
she's a jew

>>734018339
Stupid bitch not even holding the choke

>>734018118
this brings up a good question, does she have to be intentionally funny?
MY VAGINAAAA will always make amy schumer a little bit funny. tho it gets tiresome after more than a minute of hearing about her sweaty livestock vagina

>>734017555
Women can be funny. There just haven't been many. Women are less funny, but they still have the capacity.

>>734019152
I've never watched any of her material, so I can't say.

funny how so many people that dislike her take the time to watch her stuff.

they say haters are your biggest fans though.

>>734018739
>im sure females enjoy the other females bits,
The only reason they like them is because they can relate. They'll react how they're "supposed to" so they can feel a sense of unity.

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Yeah cause this gal definitely isn't funny
Chauvinistic cunts.
For a site apparently at the cutting edge of humour - yis are all such humourless wankers

I like Maria Bramford. shes not great but she is funny imo

>>734018617
Who is that?

>>734017555
Well, trips speak the truth.

>>734017555
Oh man I'd hit that ass so hard the UNSC would have a crisis meeting to intervene.

>>734021509
Slimer from Ghostbusters

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>>734017555
Says a guy who's only time with a woman ended with her cracking a series of jokes about him. And his obvious little penis and blatant homosexual leaning with the " Durr Durrr Girlz are dumb" post.

Fucking faggots , I hope that your ancestors are feeling great about living out their existence and taking care of your retarded family long enough for you to be born and then proceed to fall in love with dick. Effectively ending your family's blood line and " Immortality"
But no you say, there's 33457 genders,,, most of which either love dick or pussy.
Go fucking figure.
As you wonder why it is your faggot ass claims you are into men but get with a guy who thinks they are a girl.
Fucking insanos , the lot of yas.

>>734021612
Has a weird attraction for someone who isn't hot.. Maybe it's the repressed desire to farther jewish children.

>>734021754
What've you been snortin Harry?

>>734021785
Not him, but I want to defile a daughter of Israel with sodomy, like they defile our women and daughters.

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>>734017555

obs b8, and 2ez

Tina Fey

>>734017555
Checked!

Oh yeah...your mom

>>734018899
Well she's getting her nails done on her other hand

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>>734017555
Shes a fucking Jew.

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>>734020214

>>734022009
Dunno man, there's somethin about that mossad pussy that's slightly intimidating. Also, could I go Jew, I would go Jew. I can't so I resort to celebrating the holocaust.

>>734021785
Wouldn't be my first jew. She was smoking hot too. Sarah Silverman really is a piece of work though. I'd fuck her so hard my cum would be compressed into diamonds.

>>734018689
is this supposed to be funny?

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/thread

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>>734017555

>>734018689
No, anon, that would not be implying. You seem to be confusing what is implied with what is obvious.

>>734022982
wow.. another comedianne who talks about her big sweaty vagina

I hear that Amy is going to be performing at the Apollo Theater in NYC next month. it's not a comedy show, just her in a big room with a couple hundred black dudes.

>>734023042
I'd lick the sweat right out of that vag.

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>>734017990
DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

>>734023244
same tbh

>>734017555
Girls can be funny. It's just that a lot of regular normie girls are like a lot of regular normie guys and doesn't into comedy or sense, and can only make things awkward.

There's also something about trying to spin blatant awkwardness and deep seated feelings of resentment as humor. It can't be laughed with, only at. It's just awkward, uncomfortable, and can only be relatable to those with the same kind of vengeful spite or affliction. It's my opinion that when women are put in the spotlight to be funny, they suffer from being coddled with a different kind of world men aren't necessarily disposed to, and so the act of telling a funny is often steeped in this specific world with specific tones that won't resonate with everyone in the same way a fart joke might.

When women break free of this sort of realm they're given to exist in from birth, they can do funny. It's a woman cracking a joke about getting pregnant, not being paid the same amount as the husband, and having a black man's child in a monogamous relationship, versus a woman merely mentioning male privilege for 5 minutes straight without any lead-up or pay-off.

Periods by themselves aren't funny. Merely mentioning them isn't funny. When the period is the punchline, it can be funny.

>>734023376
Don't use the word normie. Kill yourself.

>>734023726
Don't be a nigger.

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>>734018155

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>>734023308
that image makes you bad

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>>734017555

kate micucci is funny as an actor, and the garfunkle and oates project has, though few, a funny song here or there. Also I'd fuck the living shit out of that little pixie bodied, goblin faced fuck toy. That body of a twelve year old boy.. Maybe she's not funny but just caters to interests and I'm biased.

>>734018314
Agreed. She was great.

>>734024076
>kate micucci
noone with this name can ever be taken seriously

>>734024206
She held a music shop with children called "playing with micucci"

>>734024380
she did?
that's actually... pretty funny

>>734024420

Is that a trap

>>734024520
Decently funny song if you haven't heard it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAbJI2aQFqI

The playing with micucci can also be found, with conan or some shit I think.

maybe it's only american girls that aren't funny?

>>734018310
tried to watch bamford yesterday
just fucking painful
madigan is meh... if a man, shit tier
>>734019761
oh fuck you

Ellen Degeneres was actually the only female standup I've ever seen who could hold her own with the boys, and that was like 25 years back

Women can be brilliant comic actresses, but stand-up, nah.

>>734025536
True about Ellen but that's years and years ago.

>>734017555
nice armhair

>Dawn French
>Kathy Burke

There's 2 off the top of my head. There has to be more but I can't think of any right now.

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My mommy is funny.

>>734026152
Your mammy's godless whore. Alu Akbar.

>>734022075
Only good response in the thread

>>734024899
Nah. She's extra gay though

>>734026152
Thanks jeans

>>734026370
30 rock is the absolute worst series ever. Tina Fey is horrible not just as an actress, but also just genuinely as a human being.

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There are no funny women he said.

>>734017555
My wife's funny.

>>734026810
lol retard

amy poehler. parks & rec is great.

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>>734017555
This lady was funny as fuck.

>>734027073
No it's not. It's actually quite horrible, and a sad attempt at meta-modern post ironic turn bullshit.

>>734027073
Lol I stopped watching that shit because of liberal propaganda, can't say the same about 30 rock

>>734018899
She could hold it after the bud is lit you dumb fuck.

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>>734027214
Also

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>>734017555
does she have to be a comedian?

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>>734027348
And

>>734027361
Point taken.

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>>734018339

show is terrible. Women trying to emulate the humor of men and being bad at it.

>>734018393

I'll second this, she's the only female comedian who is acknowledged by the greats.

The woman playing Apple in turbokid. Made the movie watchable along with the soundtrack.

>>734026825
Annoying is not funny.

>>734018393
>Joan Rivers
might as well have said ru paul.

>>734023376

>When the period is the punchline, it can be funny.

I get you're hinting at the composition of a joke as opposed to its content, but I'd still like you to provide one example of this.

>>734018408
I've never heard a male comic do a bit about smegma. I don't know why they need to go there.

>>734017555
fucking ugly arms wtf is thta?!

>>734023042
Her TV show was pretty funny, sometimes even the vagina stuff.

No one has linked this article??

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

Hitchens explaining why women aren't funny. Essentially it's that humor is evolutionary selected in men but not women. A guy rarely chooses a woman based on her sense of humor. Women are routinely swayed by a man's sense of humor. tlDr a man's sense of humor gets him laid.

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Iliza Shlesinger, funny as fuck and well worth a squirt

iliza shlesinger showed promise if she'd kept at it, without adopting feminism.

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>>734017555
Please

humor is subjective.

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Checkmate chauvinist pigs

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>>734017555
Bullshit

>>734017555
Would fuck harshly/10
More?

Lisa Lampanelli. Watch some of those celebrity roasts and you'll see what I mean. One caveat to this, her jokes are the type of jokes a male comedian would make. There are no funny topics that almost all female comediennes joke about.

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Also Cheri Oteri.

>>734021654
We know but who's the green one?

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>>734023308

American stand-up isn't good in general.

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>>734018118
What a knockout figure!

>>734017555
Anna Akana
Kristen Schaal
Garfunkel and Oates
Anna Kendrick
Aubrey Plaza
Whitney Cummings
Lisa Lampanelli
Maria Bamford
Ellen Degeneres
Roseanne Barr

>>734028445
Just watched about 5 minutes of her act. Typical woman. She told 2 jokes in 5 minutes. It took her 5 minutes to set up 1 joke and she threw another one in off the side.
No thanks.

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feminists are good comedy

>>734029389
which one?

>>734028897
OK, she's kind of funny. But she's "zany funny". She acts out a weird personality and that acting out makes her funny. I don't think she would be funny in a standup routine.

>>734021754
are you okay?

>>734029540
The one about meeting a guy on a plane who went to Yale. She said "I'm a 7 without makeup and you're a 4 with money." That was the side joke which I thought was imaginative.

>>734029323
Looks like typical bias between conservative and liberal celebs. i dun give a fuck, anymore.

>>734029504
>vulnerability should not be a weakness

Holy fucking shit. It's actually amazing. You can google the definition of any word, learn every synonym/antonym, learn advanced calculus or Korean with enough time and effort right from your fucking cell phone. The Internet has rendered common schooling and even the public library obsolete, and yet people still somehow manage to be this fucking stupid.

It's astounding.

>>734028534
There is no such thing as absolute relativism. There's a requirement or lower boundary for minimal adequacy. You have bad taste.

>>734020214
this site hadn't been on the cutting edge of humor in like 10 years

>>734029553
Even if that were true, it still proves OP wrong. The rule was "female comedian", not "female standup comedian".

Tracy Ulman

martina hill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk

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>>734029323
>dailymail

>>734029673
There's one called war paint from 2013. It wasn't great, but as good as many upcoming males, plus good impressions, though a little over used to carry the act. After that she went into the shitter.

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>>734028534

art is subjective, therefore pic related is art.

>>734029785
8 years. fbi raid when Micheal Jackson died ruined the site.

>>734029327
Lisa Lampanelli: because over the hill beached whales whose only joke is liking nigger dick are funny.

>>734030408
I thought she dropped all that weight.

Lauren Lapkus,the only funny female on the planet

>>734030649
Great. Now we can't even laugh at her!

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I think she's pretty funny

>>734030987
If the rumors on how much she hated working on Ghostbusters check out, I can honestly respect her.

She's not quite funny, but way better than Schumer.

Sophie Tucker
Betty White
Judy Tenuta

>>734031119
I hope so. I thought she was funny in spy and bridesmaids. I refuse to watch the new ghostbusters

Only women in comedy I respect:

Lucille Ball
Joan Rivers
Carol Burnet
Lily Tomlin

>>734018309
If she had three head then she would be funny.not a fat jew

>>734031273
You're not missing anything other than Bill Murray clearly not giving a single fuck. His utter disinterest in what was going on was the funniest thing in that pile of shit.

>>734031537
So much this!

>>734028372
youre confusing "good looking" and "funny"

What is opinion and why would I try and change yours when it's this set?

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>>734017555

Any Aussie knows this is wrong

>>734031278
>>734031183
>no Tina Fey

I shiggydiggy

>>734017555

I'd forcibly fuck her ass. I guess that would be funny.

>>734017555

Dang check out those hairy arms!

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>>734032205

>>734018118
I wouldn't touch her with YOUR dick, and I bare backed a cow for 4 years.

>>734032217
Also her, you're right

>>734031039
/thread

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>>734032516

Does this count as a woman?

>>734032296
>>734032347
I would absolutely WRECK Sarah Silverman's assshole.

Amy Sedaris can be funny sometimes

>>734032709

I never considered it before I saw OPs pic, but yeah...

>>734032764
jerri blank

yeah she's good

>>734018155
Look up Amy Shumer stolen jokes and say that again dumbass xD

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>>734017555

What about that chubby brunette from Mad TV, she ever funny?

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>>734032801
>734032801

>>734017555
There's a reason some guys can't find a girl funny despite being actually funny, and it's because they're angry at women and/or afraid of women, most likely out of sexual frustration. Some of them suck nigger dick but there are some pretty good female comedians out there, just stop being a beta faggot.

>>734026152
Love that mommy. Would love to see her sloppy, saggy tits.

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>>734033026

>>734032977
>dubs
>correct opinion

Alright, you win.

>>734022075
Actually funny

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>>734033060

>>734027364
God tier

>>734033060
Keep going please...

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>>734033116

Bonnie McFarlane
Ali Macofsky
Sarah Tiana
Morgan Murphy
Christina Paschitzky

>>734033116
I want to bury my face in that ass while I tweak her nipples.

>>734033175
Fapping

>>734017555
Usually based moms, or women raised in families with lots of brothers or a girl who hang up with men friends (not gays) can be funny, some lesbians too.

>>734033175

I reckon she'd be a kinky fuck

>>734029327
These, most of them, are actresses, not comedians, fucking rtard.

>>734033099
ooh thanka u vry moocha

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i always thought she is pretty funny imo

>>734017555
Gross arms and hands

>>734017555
Joan Rivers

>>734022991
this is the only post that has made me think about my original comment. But after reflections still have to come down on the side that she was more cute than funny

>>734033039
You're a woman, aren't you.

>>734032217

Tina fey isn't funny. Her job is to set up jokes for the funny people.

>>734033039

true

Whoopi goldberg has some good stand-up from the 80's

>>734030408
>Lisa L
Dumb fuck. She has a lot more talent than that.

>>734018047
Wanting to keep jews safe makes you a nazi?

>>734033060
They look great in a dress, but ultimately disappointing. Not January Jones-tier, but still bad.

What about that hot little piece of ass jeneane garafalo

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>>734033039

Gentlemen please take note of this post. This is the level of argument you can expect when in a relationship with a woman.

>[blatant assertion without citation] [ad hominem] [ad hominem]

Don't get caught off guard by women in this way. If they have no argument they'll go off track then insult your manhood. When they get like this you've already won.

>>734034242
Agreed. Still would fuck her butthole.

No matter how disappointing her tits or puss are, butthole is always the same.

Melissa Fumero is really funny on Brooklyn Nine Nine. IDK why but it works for her

>>734034393
Oh no doubt. She's got a great ass.

>>734034490
Fake news

>>734034393
Great life advice, Anon.

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Whitney

There are some women writers on hilarious shows,so I assume they've got chops. But then you go down to The Comedy Store on a Tuesday night and watch them do stand up, and they bomb.

But, regardless of the bombing, they are there. Every. Single. Week. Bombing away.

Some folks are great comedic actors.

Some are great comedic writers.

But only a special few can jump on stage and rule the room. It's an incredible art form.

>>734017555
get her 100cc's of wax. Stat!

>>734029700

weakness is the definition of vulnerable...i blame MTV and Lifetime channel for making women this fucking retarded.

>>734033175
and yet noones posted her n00dz

>>734033841
true, Daisy's thing was looking shocked at the response she got not being funny in the first instance. Although she was hot which made up for it.

>>734030192
How

>>734017555
They're all a little funny though.. Just not hysterical.

Spoiler: women are just people

>>734017555
https://youtu.be/WTG2amHSkXI

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>>734023308
Just looking at this gave me pinkeye

>>734018047
Aren't you the same fags who always say diversity is bad. I for one am for peace and Israel.

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>>734017555
Fucking, dear god

>>734033026
>>734033116

I wanna fuck her in the tuchus

>>734035590
Same here

>>734030192

chanology ruined the site. after that the SJWs showed up on /b and ruined the running bear gag.

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>>734029327
Anna Akana

>>734022841
It is if you have the correct number of chromosomes.

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>>734017555
Don't even pretend that these bitches didn't make you laugh

>Bonus points for fuckability