/b/ fags gonna kill myself tonight what is the easiest and

Dead is dead. Whats with bv the timeframe?

>>734005625
don't do that

>>734005625
Go to the ghetto of your city at night, yell, Niggers!

Jumping off a tall building

Shoot yourself in the head, gun in mouth, instant death. I heard that's the fastest way. Still, don't do it OP, I love you

>>734006069
No one else does, OP. Do it.

hang yourself at home, the pain is just for 30 seconds.

>>734006383
That actually seems one of the most painful

>>734006479
This

>>734005625
Don't kill yourself every human has a purpose and if you want to die don't die for nothing I'll give you something to die for. The government control causes people to want to kill themselves because no one can express themselves without some form of hate coming their way. Fix the system brother die doing something!

Do some crazy shit before it so at least the news can get some money from you, I suggest shooting up a school. Too mainstream? Go for the kindergarten

>>734005625
>Take out as many payday loans as you can
>Buy Bitcoin
>Move to Russia/China
>Enjoy?

Bomb a building dressed like a Muslim

>>734005625
DO IT FAGGOT

>>734006042
i hear its terrible actually, the people who survive always urge against doing it that way.

>>734006178
make sure you aim really well, you only get one shot to do it properly.

>>734007432
the secret is to not survive

>>734005625
>>734006680
that you right !.

>>734005625
12g shotgun in mouth. Make sure the end of the barrel is pointing at a roughly 45° angle towards the top back of your head, as far back as you can put it; almost gagging on it. Pull trigger. Instant. No pain. Sleep well tonight, sweet prince. Tomorrow you will be dancing with angels.

>>734007076
does this work?

>>734006479
>>734006635

I was in a gasoline fire years ago. Second and third degree burns on legs, arms and chest. I burned for longer than I would liked to have and now there are scars.

I'm pretty sure burning to death in a small contained gasoline fire is probably more painful.

If you hang yourself right you can break your neck and paralyze yourself, preventing your nerves from sensing pain and die in a few seconds.

>>734007076
I'm a Russian living in America and I disagree with this fundamentally. The EU and America make Russia out to be much much worse than in actuality, seriously.

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>>734005625
Don't hang yourself. Your neck snaps but you don't die. You become paralyzed and you pretty suffocate and eatch the world fade in front of you. It takes six minutes to die from hanging. Quickest is to jump off a building and land on your head.

Hang yourself, you lose consciousness pretty fast.

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>>734005625

go and seek help.

As someone that has been doing a lot of research, strangulation seems like the easiest and most painless way to go. You don't need to hang yourself since that cuts the airways and is painful, but if you stop the blood flow to your brain for 10 seconds you pass and brain death is guaranteed within 20 minutes.

Make sure the knot is on the left side of the neck, you can tie the rope to a doorknob or a railing, Lean forwards, make sure you can still breath to make it comfortable and you will start feeling dizzy within 3 seconds and see a bright light in 10.

Make sure you have at least 30mins of no interruption, if its stopped you will become a potato.

Good luck, I am thinking of doing this later tonight in the woods so my loved ones dont find me themselves.

if you have access to a gun, one shot to the head right behind the ear is the most effective.
Shooting in the mouth has a much higher chance of survival.

If you don't have access to a gun, well, you want to die right? So why does it matter it puts you in debt or you have to take out a loan to pay cash? You'll be dead anyway, no need to pay it back.

>>734008075
What about the whole gays don't have human rights thing. And there are muslims in the country too. Eww. I wish there was a better onomatopoeia for my disgust.

>>734008421
This is assuming you dont have access to a shotgun or a gun, not everyone lives in 'Murica

>>734005625
easiest way is shutting the fuck up with your beg threads and doing it. looks like you're full of shit and just want attention, here is your (you) faggot.


coward.

>>734005625
death by cop

>>734008734
If you do suicide don't mess an innocent person up mentally.

>>734005625
>plastic bag sealed over head
>helium canister leaking gas into the plastic bag
>loose consciousness and die painlessly in 5 minutes
Saw that method from a book somewhere, also on some tv segment talking about the legalization debate on assisted suicide.

>>734008495
Like I said. Made out to be worse than in reality. Muslims in almost every country, Russia only.welcomes Arabs of specific countries freely, unlike EU and America which are overrun by the worst Arabs from any nation.

Plus, people can be gay, just don't go walking round in public kissing or anything and it's fine they won't bust in your room to take you away.