https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wF WbJX7-vI https://www.yo

>>733989704
I direct people around so that their triangles move in the same way later on people's tvs.

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I work with people that want free gibs, and my job is to avoid giving them free gibs

>>733989704
I do stuff on 4 wheeled engines that have bodies and drain stuff and clean stuff

>>733989704
i get paid to touch kids

>>733990143
So you must be a medfag, right?

>>733989704
I make young people look at stuff a long way off, then they tell me what they found using big maths,
I sometimes make them look at pictures too.

>>733990240
Then I have no idea what that job could be.

>>733990143
teacher? kinder garden?

>>733990218
school psychiatrist?

>>733989704

I channel my general madness into hand crafted plane objects. Other people relate to the bits of madness and dysfunction in these objects and are ready to pay humongous amounts of money forit.

>>733990401
close enough, after school care, mostly prep-2

>>733990474
* fucking autocorrect: FLAT objects

>>733990531
>>733990474
An artist or some shit

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>>733989908
professional 4chan triforce poster
>>733989919
guy who checks if sum1 does make a welfare fraud
>>733990143
CP pornstar
>>733990474
plane designer

>>733990749
Kinda, my work inclueds that but isn´t limited to that.
>>733989919

>>733990448
Nope.

>>733991002
astronomy teacher / iobservatory tour guide?

>>733990737

alternatively:
I use dead animals and wood. Rabbit skin glue, ferret and marten fur on a stick. Then I take perfectly good cloth and soil it. The result is useless.

I make shit go away.

>>733991249
are you a wizard?

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>>733991249
4chan mod

>>733991286
No, but that was my back up if this didnt work out.

>>733991361
Nah brah i aint gay

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>>733991396
reported
enjoy ur ban

Move shit from here to there
never touch it.

I use a multitude of magnets to make loud things louder. Sometimes people clap.

>>733991478
you're you carry hot 'tatos.

I get paid to clean up peoples trash, clean restrooms that they smear there shit all over, cut grass, cut tree limbs, spread weed killer.

>>733991543
sound guy for events

I keep people captive against their will and force them to take mood-altering substances

>>733991626
This guy wins a cigar.

>>733991585
you're an mmo player

>>733991634
you're defo a kindergarten nanny or uncle.

>>733991670
Far from it, I am outside allday.

>>733991668
yay!
can
I
kys
nao?

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>>733989704
People the sun in their eyes!
I get payed to harness the energy of the sun to make the sun not.
Design, build and install.
All powered by the sun!

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>>733991543
One of those guys in ICP

I make plastic bottles

>>733991478
Plumber?

>>733991698
Nope, fucking feels like I'm dealing with children most days though

>>733990218
surveyor
>>733989908
illuminate
>>733989919
centrelink
>>733990064
grease monkey
>>733990143
pediatrician?
>>733990474
unemployed
>>733991177
Taxidermist
>>733991249
plumber or janitor
>>733991478
wizard
>>733991543
unemployed
>>733991585
pleb

I'm bored now

>>733990143
Swim teacher

>>733992099
>>733991249
Plumber, ya got it right good job

>pathologist
I give people cancer.

studied a retarded amount of maths and shit to get a job that's nothing how i expected it to be
Sit around sending and replying to emails
sometimes walk around with a clipboard
if nobody fucks up then i basically do nothing
(somebody always fucks up)

I say stuff again but completely different

>>733989704

I give people's things to other people

>>733992372

some kinda shitty auditor

>>733991084
Bingo!
I'm a University Astronomy and planetary science professor.

>>733992388
Translator?

I don't give money to people who they say they aren't who they really are.

>>733989704
I am a plumber

>>733992491
Bingo

>>733992372
You must be a supervisor or an engineer for construction. I did the same shit once.

>>733992440
Delivery man?

I help people who dont have the level of training that I do

I undress and dress dead people also serve coffee

>>733992589
>>733992372
Er Foreman. that's the word I'm thinking of actually.

pixel wizard, aka sometimes this shit ends up as ylyl bananas on 4chan.

I manipulate xml in such a way that field deployers can deploy cloud solutions so that corporations can track every single thing you do to in this life

Advanced Googler

>>733989704
i MOVE MOVING THINGS SO PEOPLE CAN MORE THINGS WITH THESE MOVING THINGS THAT i BRING THEM, THEN i GET A SMALLER MOVING THING TO GET HOME IN.
wtfs with capsLOCK FUCK YEAH!

>Open can of sardines
>Move sardines from one spot to the next
>Play hide and seek with inanimate objects
>Tell people to pick up their shit and get the fuck out

>>733992630
Funeral director or morgue assistant? Either that or barista at the creepiest Starbucks around...

Stab people a few hundreds thousand times in quick succession until it looks cool, and then they give me money for it.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop.

>>733992917
Tattooist!

>>733992917
tattoo artist

>>733992809
You deliver cars to lots? I've always wondered how nervous someone would be carrying hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stuff. Also how much crank you might do?

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>>733992914
First one, you're good anon
Have a rare pepe

>>733992917
tattoo guy

>>733992967
gym teacher

>>733992967
You must be God.

I move tons of stuff around a big compound

I catch people who pretend to be other people so they can try and get money.

>>733993105
Yard Jockey?
Or maybe an operator in a warehouse?

>>733993003
I deliver lorries or just the tractor units than get a hire car back.

Delivering cars on a transporter aint no big thing, once it's all setup it's fine.

I have made meth and base speed before but never taken either. A lot of drivers are on pro pluss though, that's a reason I only do this job now.

Take literally shit, throw some stuff into it, take some shit out of it and it's now considered safe

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Focusing and directing you say canoe in the rock, "can not be avoided for the first time" Everything will happen only as a "clock work" Our job is DIS information, so you know the way rock ...... so you can avoid ...But "the reality convince Tian," the goal is to make sure that if you go on the river a thousand times ...... you hit a rock, but more than 1,000 times ...

So, if you have some free time today ...

We still think about storms in the sky ... it's in its action ...... Troff surfing, then slide alternately space fuckbong ...... let it happen ......

>>733989704
i do what other people are too lazy to do

Things get too hot so I cool them down.

>>733993105
Do you word in a shipping yard

>>733991634
Psych Nurse

>>733993205
Baby shit burgers?
>>733993256
Fan
>>733993242
Work?

>>733993256
Are you a fan?

>>733993179
>>733993284
Close, I drive a side loader on a big sawmill

>>733992707
Journalist

>>733993205
job in wastewater treatment plant

>>733993256
fireman

>>733993330
Yes! First one well done

wake up early
squeeze animal titties
can smell shit 24/7

>>733993396
>>733993205
You are correct anon

>>733993420
Vet

>>733991912
But they dont even know fucking magnets work so that could not be it

>>733993454
No, your momas master boi.

>>733993420
dairy farmer

>>733989704
i sell mold and garbage, and people who think they are smart offers me money in exchange for said garbage. Then they will leave thinking they are clever persons that outwitted me in the exchange.

>>733993401
Only know because I've been there -_- keep fighting the good fight

I tell expert professionals (who funnily enough seem to take my word and advice) in a great variety of fields why they are wrong, while snickering at me not knowing anything by necessity.

>>733993569
You sell blue cheeses?

>>733989704

i listen and pretend to take notes

Hardmode: not psychologist or therapist

>>733993256
You're a control rod in a nuclear reactor

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>>733993681
student

>>733993592
Oh so you know my pain! Thanks dude

You still do it or you out?

>>733993550
das it mayne

>>733993569
Drug dealer.

I make things super hot then dump it in water. Then sell it to companies

Sometimes people want to sell their business so I help. Sometimes they want to buy a business I help too.

>>733993196
Well shit, I had a video I wanted your opinion on but now I can't find it. Long story short some guy and a whole convoy manage to make a 1 lane right turn in a small town with heavy traffic to get on a tiny ass bridge hauling about 20 lowboys and a large tractor (a combine maybe?). Of course there was a pusher, but I can't imagine the kind of shit you have to do to get to a point where you can do something like that.

>>733992809

a dung beetle

I melt metal and then let it unmelt

>>733993639
You're a consultant

>>733993759
Caring for a quadriplegic lady now, she hears God... And frankly has been getting me to hear him to lately... Don't ask me how o.O

I bring toiletpaper.

>>733993569
Nope. I sell old stuff at flea markets.

I look around establishments and scribble on a notepad if I like what I see I leave if I don't it's no longer an establishment
>sometimes sponges and crabs kill me

>>733993909
Bathroom attendant?

>>733993964
You're a safety/health inspector?

>>733993990
No.

>>733993756

good answer but nope,

I get paid

i write characters into an thing written by another guy who already wrote some of the characters, so that I need to write less characters to produce characters

>>733993784
A hotdog food truck

>>733994022
Stay at home parent

I design the stuff angels sleep on.

I select all the squares with street signs, vehicles, store fronts or mountains.

>>733993905
Quite close, used to be, and it's pretty much the same now. I just have a more fancy title.

i push buttons and people call me a magician

>>733994066
I would actually love that job, but sadly no

>>733993964
You are a Vigilant of Stendarr

>>733993964
Health inspector?

>>733994120
It technican

I work around retards who think they know what they are doing and are a bunch of lazy ass cunts that need to be told basic things such as restarting the electron flow.

>>733994117
Sector Specialist/Expert

>>733994120
A helpdesk employee with delusions of grandeur

I pretend to have work shit on my computer screen at all times, although I just jack off in the bathroom and play foosball all day with colleagues.

>>733994095
I do similair things and take care of building but no.

I work with dogs, people bring them in and they go "WOOF WOOF BURK BURK" and I go "good dog", then they draw on a piece of paper and I let them go through a door, then some guy fists them or something and they leave and burk burk burk burk outside.

>>733994247
Personal assistant?

I use my air supply and breath out through stuff to make people tap their feet and dance.

>>733989704
Pigment wizard

>>733994016
Yeah I'm relatively new so I won't inspect restaurants just other places.
>hotels for bed bugs
>public pools, test the water if it's clean
>just check for mice literally anywhere,schools, apartments

We do a lot more than restaurants but the newspapers and public only care about restaurants so the more experienced veterans do all those and I just pick up the slack

>>733994330
Nigger slayer

Someone with severe dyslexia might think I work in a whorehouse

>>733994303
Saxophone player?

>>733994247
You're either a custodian, or you're a Nurse of some sort. Right?

>>733994408
You work at a whorehouse dont you?

>>733994203
Nope. Could add to the description that I also have to talk to larger crowds of young people that want to do the same thing that I do, and write some stuff from time to time not to lose my employment, which is incidentally also my hobby.

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>>733989704
I'm in the United States Navy where we gaff off training and rush everything to make the business/administrative side(Big Navy) happy. We waste billions of dollars on weapons and screw sailors with overpriced uniforms and required work related equipment. You can marry the same sex and suck a dick in the Navy. Yet you can't have a beard! Be prepared to be away from home in a floating(ish) prison with powdered crap and nothing to watch except ESPN 24/7, 356days per year. Mainly because the uneducated meat head can't find the remote and love seeing mucled, sweaty males bash into each other repeatedly. Oh and females can get away with ANYTHING. Enjoy your career!!!

>>733994274
... I give up. I'm an assistant janitor

>>733994220
Hey president trump

>>733994508
Now i feel retarded

>>733994492
M8 just say it

>>733994399
Kek

>>733994016
>>733994137
>>733994144
>>733994395
Yeah

>>733992372
Data analyst

>>733994508
I guessed custodian ya nig

>>733994551
You're fake news, veto veto

>>733994492
Buzfeed writer

>>733994558
I didn't give enough info. You shouldn't feel dumb but I should.

>>733994582
Professional philosopher.

>>733994684
Thats not how this works my dude

>>733989704
I make water turn into different colors to see if theres too much poop

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>mfw nobody has even attempted mine

>>733992637
That's not a job, you're just being cancer.

>>733994649
Very close indeed.

>>733994724
Shit wizard

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>>733994647
I didn't see ya but good work. Have this

I spend most of my time with a two stroke engine in the middle of nowhere and my pay is shit even though I work my ass off supplying Ikea

>>733994268
Groomer or the front desk of one and they have to clean the asswholes or like anal glands out cause we breed wolves to the break of physical retardation

>>733994757
Polygon? Slits? Hustler? Friatider?

>>733989908
Motion capture artist.

>>733990218
Optician

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>>733990143
Need a hand?

I exchange menial tasks for monetary reward and insurance coverage.

>>733994837
No, see:
>>733994715

>>733990218
Astronomer.

>>733994915
That aint a job

>>733991585
Parks and rec?

>>733994989
I agree. It is decently paid though.

>>733994764
Close but no cigar

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sometimes i wear this, sometimes i wear that
what is under my hat is a groomed main
the beginning was pain, but then came pride
through my training and schooling i became a man in great strides
I work with my hands but also with my feet
oh dear god the shock will surely be my defeat

>>733991912
I almost died.

I flip 'amburgers and I gots 4 kids so I demand that white people pay me 15 an hour for every kid and I'm pregnant right now and one of my kids got shot by police and the other dropped dead cause I beat it's ass and the other two shot each other but shiiiiiiiiiiit I'll tell the government they are alive for that money in welfare

>>733995087
Ray William Johnson.

>>733995072
poop magican

>>733995087
Electrician

>>733995155
Former secretary of state?

>>733993784
Are you describing metal forging?

>>733993875
Do you make electronics?

>>733994097
Are you an engineer working on cloud computing products(tm)?

>>733994411
close, different instrument

>>733994724
You work in water treatment.

>>733995242
close but no cigar. dont take only the ending as the biggest hint

If companies don't compete how they should, I try and fuck their shit up. Also, if one company wants to eat another company I will delay them for a significant amount of time.

>>733992099
>>733990064
>>733992099
Incorrect

>>733995315
No, i mostly make water tanks

>>733995429
Winrar

>>733994490
>>733994408
I work in a warehouse

>>733995495
Aw, cool. So, lots of welding?

>>733995594
Yepp, im a welder

I raise walls of flame around numbers so people can be healed

I organize and sell pages of my notebook to people.

I pick things up to set them down elsewhere

>>733995730
Priest?

>>733995797
Not even close

>>733995730
Sysadmin/IT security working in medicine?

>>733995829
Bingo

>>733995481
Sounds fun what is it?

>>733995374
Trumpet?

>>733995481
What do you do at the FTC?

>>733993681
Medical sim

>>733995191
nope

>>733995857
Well I wouldn't want to be in your position right now desu

in my job i take the blue ones the green ones the orange ones and the brown ones and put them into the hole with the white ones, it makes the dingalings ringadong so people can buzzaroo their buddies. sometimes i put plastic things on glass wires to provide cyber service to beings aswell.

Take a guess anons lol.