>you arrive at the gates of heaven
>you are told that you must fuck one of these angels to get in
1) which do you fuck and why?
2) how does it go down?
>>733989302
just stop trying to force this stupid bullshit you fat busted cunt.
>>733989528
ouch.
>>733990200
you cant make this kind of thread on /hm/, though. only porn threads.
>>733989302
gay people are subhuman
>>733990244
why assume that theyre gay?
None of them. God is testing me, homosexuality is a sin.
This thread is fucking stupid.
Clearly the cute boy by the left is the only decent choice
>>733991514
why
>>733991609
Because I think he is pretty :)
I'm a girl by the way.
>>733991757
well you'd probably have to peg him
i can post more of any of them
>>733989302
ima go to hell then, thx.
>>733989302
I hate niggers and spics, and suffer direly from omphalophobia. Guess I'll be standing there forever if he refuses to remove that freakishly horrible pricing.
>>733992517
>omphalophobia
wat
Idk i wouldnt fuck any of them. They look too gay to want sex from me . i feel if i fucked any it would be rape with a strap. And i would pick the guy on the left.
>>733989302
Hell it is then
Although I was going down anyway.
>>733991757
Tits or gtfo
>>733989302
Nigger
highway to hell
>>733990244
But they're angels, so they can't be.
>>733989302
I will take my Hell with an extra order of fries please.
Do a 360 and walk away
>>733990624
/thread
>>733993068
Fear of bellybuttons
>>733989302
It's obviously a ruse, I strangle the gays in order to have St. Peter reveal himself and congratulate me for seeing through the final test.
Guess im going >STRAIGHT to hell
>>733989302
these guys should book a dance tour of Belarus
>>733989302
Angels are asexual and do not have genitals. Your question is invalid.
>>733991757
Tits with timestamp or GTFO
>>733989302
only left is fuckable, i would not be able to get my dick hard with the other two.
>>733996298
Read the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. If angels can worry about being raped, they have genitals.
>>733997995
even without genitals they still have an asshole...
>>733993672
how would it be rape if they wanted it.
youre a girl?
I'd rather go to Hell.
>>733997995
They just pretended to be afraid to see the reaction of the sick fuck Lot, who is even worse than the crowd outside. Instead of handing over the two foreigners, he offered his own virgin daughters to be raped in their place.