g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

>>733987360

Because shit like this feeling is worth living for

>>733987360

Maybe today is the day my ex will call me, realizing she wasn't thinking straight and still loves me. Maybe today is the day medical science has found a way of making my small dick bigger. It could be the day where I figure out how to not be socially awkward and make some lasting friendships.

>>733987360
Because I've got a loving husband, easy job, easy life, and I'm white.

>>733987360
Because I am starting rehab tomorrow.

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>>733987420
what feeling ?>>733987640
move on bro. there are other girls.
>>733987690
female? tits and gtfo
male? carry on gay-bro.
>>733987807
g'luck there.

>>733987360
cuz im going to the range to shoot meh guns

>>733988117
Thanks anon

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>>733988175
have fun.

>>733987360
Sauce?

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I'm not a pathetic weakling

>>733988117

Sauce by any chance?

Who says I'm not going to?

>>733988691
Me, you wont do it because you're a coward.

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>>733988623
none
how are u today ?

My life is excellent. New house, new cat and my job has me travelling the world. Everything is great

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>>733988900
what a shame, but i'm good today, sun is out and got the coming week off

>>733988850
Trust me I'm going to, I have cystic fibrosis (and am dying very slowly), spent several fucking of my last few years in prison for something I was acquitted for and I can't work, I'm constantly shaking and I have no prospects or hope for the future. I'm middle aged to add to it. I'm totally helplessly fucked and dying slow and painfully. I'm going to kill myself. I'm not going to give too much more information but I'm from Ireland so check the obits in a few days.

>>733989133
Make the real news or you're a pussy

>>733987360
It's leg day.

>>733989133
>dying very slowly
We all are fuckgoof

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>>733989017
congrats man.
>>733989306
can never skip that.

>>733987360
can't wörk when you are kill

>>733987360
Still might
The day is young after all

Because I don't have the funds to make up for the cost of my funeral.
Also I hope to find love again...

>>733989327
I can't eat properly
I can't use the bathroom normally
I'm getting constantly hounded by the cops every single day for something I didn't do even though I was acquitted in trial and would have been physically impossible able to do

My only real concern is about my fiance finding my body or not being able to get a proper burial due to it being a suicide and the Catholic Church frowning on that even though I'd like to die with some dignity.
>>733989229
For the reasons described above I might do it in a way that looks like a strange accident that people boggle over and say someone else could've done that. Might just do that for the craic. I might make the news not sure likely will because the profile of my former trial a few years back

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>>733989503
stick around.

Cuz im too pussy to jab myself in the neck witha knife

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>>733991810
might as well stay alive then.

>>733990212
I really really need the sauce on this please.

Not that I want to live, just that I don't really care to die either.

>>733992104
Don't know the scene, but the girl is Layla London. Have a blast

>>733992249
You have a great day sir.

Because today could be the day I get to feel titties. Who knows..

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>>733992356
g'luck. i hope you get to feel those titties.
>>733992299
wow. so many dubs. tis amazing.

>>733987360
I'm getting high and playing halo 2 with a buddy down the street

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>>733993673
nice.
enjoy both activities.

Life is good.

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i'm waiting for the god damn liqour store to open so i can get a drink and go mow my lawn.
also sex is overrated.