So i'm a 25 year old virgin, i'm going to order a hooker

>>733984929
Viagra?
Hooker won't help, you'll always be lonely if you cannot overcome your social issues

fap and stop yourself before you finish, so when you penetrate your immediately done

>>733985063
's just a bridge i need to cross but never was able to.

>>733985083
I'll think about taht

>>733985321
then why the foreveralone.jpg? Is virginity your only problem?

Blame everybody involved member?

>>733985543
It just bugs me on a daily base mate. And i'm kindoff ashamed off it so i tend to avoid convos about sex with coworkers/friends etc

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>>733984929
After you had sex with her you realize that this sex wasnt worth it.
Still no one that loves you and wants sex from you.

Dont do it
You will just have less money
Wont feel better afterwards

But you will come probably ones :)
Like you do everyday in front of the PC

>>733985822
Nah i will prolly just tittyfuck her only to start of slow i'll see where i'll go from there but i think i'll stick to that for now

>>733985615
Prepare a nice day
wait for nice weather
Take LSD or Shrooms
realize how beatiful everything is, in its own way
>even you
have a better life afterwards

assuming you dont have a severe depression

>>733986063
I actually used alot of acid/ shrooms etc i actually was addicted af, almost died 3 times and have been in rehab. Clean and sober eversince though

>>733984929
Your first time will be very quick. You should be emotionally prepared for this. You should also tell her your a virgin, she might now some tricks.

Also, hookers have seen just about everything you will be okay/

>>733984929
Do it, I had the same Problem, although I was younger, helped me a lot, as it was sort of a "Training" for "real" sex. I did order a rather high class Hooker (350€ for 2 hours), I told her my Problems (anxiety, virgin etc.) and she was actually very nice and understanding. She took me to shower together, massaged me afterwards and after that sex. She was a fun Person to be around and it helped me a lot. I recommend to select a more expensive escort, as i think that they have less bad experiences and therefore dont have a resentment towards men. I would also aim for her to be around 25-30, for the same reason based on intuiton. I do have a gf and a well paid Job. Youre not a beta for life or some shit, you may have started out slow, but face your deamons and overcome them. (by fucking a prostitute, this is kinda hilarous, but honestly nobody would believe what a loser I was 10 years ago and where Im now.)

>>733986188
addicted to shrooms and acid?
And how can you almost die from that?
The only way i know is that you got scammed and had something else then acid

Didnt you take something with you from these trips about life and yourself?
Or did you just took them to get fucked up?

>>733986501
I meant as in that i have used alot of psychedelics but alos alot of other drugs such as benzodiazapines meth cocaine fentanyl and so on

>>733985615
watch some prons, and just lie about the sex you had, no need to get a hooker bro

>>733986290
>>733986460
She knows im a virgin and we talked about it online and she said we will take it slow and see where it goes so i guess it'll be fine. I need this confidence boost

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>>733986290
make sure you tell her you're a virgin when your making your fuck date on the phone

>>733986754
>e sure you tell her you're a virgin when your
I did m8

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>>733986858
dont forget to tell her what your into...furries, traps, grannies....

>>733984929
where do you live? i'll have sex with you for free, no joke.

make sure you wear a condom and just relax and enjoy yourself and treat her with respect.

>>733987148
not op,
wheres the catch?

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>>733987148
meeee im the OP!!!!

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>>733987154
dont take any advice from this guy. if you want to pleasure a woman you gotta call her a whore and slap her tits around while you're fucking her. turn her around and pull her hair back, stick a finger in her ass

everybody clear the thread? nobody's gonna help this young man

>>733986631
Losing your virginity with someone supportive is a confidence boost. And only the first one or two times will be quick, after that you will get into your groove

>>733984929
>>>/adv/

Let me explain what happend when i couldn't get it up for a hooker.

First some background.
I was 23 at the time, been in a steady long term relationship for 4 years with my gf at the time, literally all i wanted was a good deep throat Bj that she couldn't provide for me, (keep in mind a prostitute term for a no condom bj is called a bbbj) and its extra charge than normal and its up2 the prostitutes discretion if u are clean etc...

Basically i had her arrive i didn't waste any time, so it started off with me having a limp dick not even a semi or anything, she started sucking it and just nothing happens, not even a semi just pathetic to be honest.

she gave it a while of sucking seeing what would happen and i just admitted its not working, explained the whole situation and she explained it happens all the time to guys who are cheating on there partners, she asked if i wanted her to stay or call it off then or if i wanted at least a massage as she is a qualified masseur, i got the massage and she told me its probably for the best i didn't cheat.

it wasn't as awkward as i thought i would be.