I could beat a gorilla with my bare hands. No kidding. I’ve

Shut up faggot

>>733979040
Hey start eating kiddo

>>733979040
Beat off ? Undoubtedly.

>>733979040
a gorrilla would rip your lanky ass arms off any day of the week you faggot. go drown ur ego in a bathtub.

>>733979040
One question though: What about his teeth? Can't dodge those at brawling range.

>>733979040
Do it or you're just a larping faggot

gorilla will fuck u in de ass

>>733979040
Retard wants to fight a gorilla I say we find him a gorilla to fight.

issou

>>733979040
no muscles, lul

>>733979040
Could you wrestle a car down? No? What makes you think you'd actually stand a chance against even a fucking chimpanzee?

>>733979040

i would recommend learning some evasive techniques. there's this indie anime, you probably have heard of it, about fighting opponents much larger than you. i think its called 'attack the titan' and that will help you

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Fight me faggots 1v1
Ill kick all your faggot asses with one hit

>>733979495
Personally, I think Boku no Pico is better suited for teaching him.

>>733979471
He probably thinks that apes fight as "rational" as us humans. If he's not trolling that is.

You look like you just came out of auschwitz, skinny jew.

>>733979534

why dont you stick your head up my ass and fight for air

>>733979040
This is the guy you'd expect puts on a lifting belt and straps to autistically slam deadlift 135

kek all the faggots falling for the bait

>>733979534
Beat off ? Undoubtedly.

How does Ruquier remove his condom ?

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You insinuated pic was related
Reverse image search says....
THAT was a lie

>>733979040
If you had bear hands, you might actually be able to beat a gorilla or is that the joke?

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Checked

>>733979731
These guy is Jemiscor. A french legend.

>>733979040
There is no "technique" when 500lbs of pissed off gorilla has gone airborne and is coming for your body. We are like walking rag dolls to them.

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what, does he run away bravely?

>>733979040
Keep dreaming faggot, how could anyone take you seriously when you look like a fucking body builder from auswitch

>>733979040
Eat a fucking cheese burger man, too skinny

Issoupe

JEMISCOR

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the question is : why?

>>733979040
All of your training has been about dealing with human opponents.
Ape physiology is different.
Tendon and muscle anchors are different, muscle bulk isn't in the same places, different bone density distribution, joint rotation arcs and limits, etc.
Adult male gorilla can kill a leopard.
Unless you are faster than a leopard you won't win.

>>733979534
Maybe you can kick their asses. Who knows. Maybe you can fight, but you certainly don't look healthy for a fighter, honestly. However, as a medical professional I would highly suggest against ever attempting to fight a gorilla. Also, you should probably increase your carbs and gain a but more bulk to protect your muscles/bones in a fight unless you are specifically a welter/lightweight fighter. That is my personal opinion.

I would pay money to watch mr. Gorilla rip OP to pieces.

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The gorilla need only grab one appendage on your body. Then it will fling your flimsy, wiry body against the ground.

An adult male gorilla can literally rip a man's arm off and beat him with it.

Your arms were made for brachiation (tree swinging), so they're slack and flexible, which is why humans have shoulders stretched out to either side of the chest. Gorilla arms are made for walking on, ripping plants out of the ground, and fighting with other gorillas.

Come at me bro: Villarreal, Castellón, Spain. Waiting for you, faggot.

>>733979040
The birth of a new copypasta

>>733979040
you don't need a gorilla, just a chimp or a bonobo (x5-6 human str) would tear you apart with no effort, faggot.

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>>733979040
You realize that gorillas are basically the walking vehicles of the animal kingdom right? Getting hit by a gorilla would be like getting hit by a car.

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One punch in your chest and its broken

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>>733979040
I believe you OP.

>>733983404
what a fat fuck

>>733979766
>underrated

>>733979875
Not really, he made some vocaroos and he fucked his bed.

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>>733979040
Ok beta fag, get off moms computer and go to church..

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Skinny faggot kek

>>733979040
Haha no breast and no biceps.
Only thing i can see you have a low bodyfat% with zero mucles

>>733979534
I'm not a gorilla faggot, why don't you go to the local zoo, break into the gorilla compound and try to fight one before the meth wears off.

Be sure to bring a friend to livestream it too.

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>>733979040
The colossal faggotry of OP is stunning!