Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733962806
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
On PC now, n00t pls don't ban ;-;
>>733977196 (Hanako)
Hey, I'll just fool around a little, you know, get the feeling of the game. it's not like I would be rushing any weapons and upgrading them to unholy levels before I'll see you or anything~ ;p
>oh shush it
Oh my, Hanako finally grew up and is drinking the manly stuff, what a pleasant surprise~
Don't worry, I will~
And how about you? Drinking and posting, huh~?
>>733977799
Have you asked him?
voices in my head
alice in my shed
niggers under my bed
spics stealing my bread
>>733977920
no
>>733978035
Then that would be a good start in case you wanna fix it.
>>733977796 Youknow
The time for the student to surpass the master is now~
>>733977894
Oh of course, you would never do a silly thing like that~ ;p
> No u~
Yup, i'm no longer a little boy messing with that weak beer stuff, i'm a man now drinking the good stuff~
I know you will do me proud sweetie~
Yup, and trying to be lewd but SOMEBODY isn;t playing along as usual~
So, any other plans for the day~?
>>733978275
Oh we'll see about that~
>>733978326
Oh we will~ So bring your sissy little wep enchantments and prepared to get taught a lesson on how to be spicy~
>>733978422
HAH! I won't need any enchantments!~
Still here
I'm going to bed now.
See you tomorrow everyone
>nighty night everyone
>juvia claimed
I'm going to bed now. I'm way too tired.
>>733976801 fire keeper
I do i hate him so much!
>perv
>>733977196 stupid pervert
Shut up i would not! Stupid pervert!
Cause you always say "my tsundere" which I'm not!
I'll never be yours and I'll never want you as mine! You stupid pervert!
It is not shut up! It's too bad you're not.
I am honest! I always tell the truth and the truth is i hate you!
I don't need them like you do you stupid pervert!
>pervert quit looking!
>>733978625
Totally would~
Always? Most of the time i say " a tsundere"~, and you are too~
Hehe well we'll see about that~
Well then maybe tomorrow i wont even show up, how about that~
Man i love your tsundere attitude~
Again, we'll see about that won;t we~?
> never!~
Goodnight Beautiful, sleep well.
> Kiss~
Still here and alive~
>>733977196
I'm always right comrade
>>733978275
I always play fully fair, remember~? ;p
>Nuh-uh~
Finally you pickd up the good stuff, and I am really proud of you, finally acting your age and all~ ;p
Well, why isn't that surprising..~
Good thing there are other people in the thread, right~?
Well, I just remember I had to write an esay on my polish lessons, so... Yeah, my day is pretty full right now~
>>733978625
Naaah, you don't~
>am not~
Goodnight, sleep tight~
Shower time
>>733978927
Well 1 for 1 so far~
>>733978964
Oh silly me, how could i forget~? ;p
> Yuh huh~
I've had the good stuff for a bit, just wanted to wait for a better time to drink it~ Pfft you'll learn young one, once you get older beer is much bettter than the other stuff~
Because you always do, of course~
True, i'm sure they wouldn't mind getting a bit lewd~
Ahh an essay huh, sounds fun... Well it sounds like you may have to cut out one of your many vidya breaks, how unfortunate~
> My favorite, thank you sweetie~
>>733979146
Rubba dubb dubb, fun in the tub~
Well, I can keep down Coke, chicken soup and meal supplements. Thats about it for the good.
>>733979446
Exactly, you silly Hanako~ ;p
>Nuh uh~
And what better moment would it be than a weekend night, right~? Pffffft, not in a million years honey, I only drink good stuff, not some peasants' drinks~
~
But only a tiny bit, right~?
Yeah, sadly... It means less scrubs to pwn.. They're lucky I have work to do~
>No problem sweetheart~
>>733979718
Drunk or stomach problems?
>>733979802
Well i do have a memory problem, remember~?
> Yuh huh~
Exactly, and especially a holiday weekend~ Oh, i seem to remember you drinking such peasant drinks not too long ago~
Well that would be up to them now wouldn;t it~?
Oh well, they'll just have more time to practice before ultimately getting destroyed by your impeccable skills~
> Love you~
Damn, that much sleep is unhealthy.
>>733980139
Crohns got stronk. I couldnt keep toast down.
>erpfags
>>733980247
Damn not even toast, that sucks... Did you ever get word on that other meds you were trying to get?
>>733980338
Yeah. 'Get worse, let us know when you get really bad'. Im at that point now and I still need to work. No one can really cover my shifts.
>>733980247
>having inferior genetics
>>733980139
I'm surprised you remember~
>Nuh uh~
Exactly~ And it was only bcause I was low on cash and friends told me to, I would never drink it on my own will~
I guess it would, but as it would be with you they would probably be happy to~
The only way to save themselves is to quickly pull off that internet cable, nothing else could possibly save them anyway~
>Love you too hun~
>>733979446
And now I sleep
Night night~
>>733980875
Goodnight burito~!
>I have to 1v1 you one day scrub
>>733980875
Good night twin
>>733979446
1 out of 1 still is 100% right comrade~
>>733981019
Hi
>erpfags
>>733980456
That's pretty fucking stupid of the doctors.. When can you see the doctors next?
>>733980862
Oh yeah i'm sorry, i forgot~ :p
> Yes huh~! Nice leggings~
Ahh i understand, peer pressure is is a bitch right~ i would never expect you to actually like that peasant stuff~
Aww and i would be very appreciative of that~
Or just stall until you need to do that project~ ;p
> <3
>>733980875
Sleep tight~
>>733981072
Yeah true...so far~
>>733981083
Hi tomo how is your butt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vz-2nVlD1E
>>733981176
Idk.... about to have a finger in it. >>733981229
Hi chen
>>733981272
Hey.
>>733981272
Uh what?
>>733981360
Feeling well today chen? >>733981379
Was a joke...
>>733981432
Yes, you?
>>733981464
Just played a lot of kingdom hearts today. Now I'm laying in bed
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>733981622
alice get back in the shed
>>733980734
Eh. I got unlucky. Good thing Im in a country that has a good health system.
>>733981167
Basically in a week or so.
>erpfags
Claiming
>>733981791
Hi
>>733981791
i can't remember what i'm meant to call you
hello
>>733981432
Right? If you say so. What up been up to?
>>733981622
May I pet the bunny
>>733981791
Hello wild child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApWRSDDvGI
>>733981948
Laying in bed now
>>733981229
So gritty. Good album.
>>733982002
>>733981714
I hope they'll finally give you the meds you need.
>>733981726
> Tickle tickle
>>733982089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyUSfuL9dxY
>>733981991
Is that cos it is morning for you or night?
>>733981167
I guessed so~ ;p
>No huh!~ Thank you~
Yeah, they totally made me drink it, and it was awful~ And of course I wouldn't, I actually got some dignity left in me~
I guessed that~
Pfffft, that might work too~
> <3
Also, I'm going for a walk for now, need some fresh air~ If anything I'll be on Discord~
>>733982228
It's 4:30am
>>733982289
Ah tomo you staying up to late again, silly.
>>733982118
>erpfags
>>733982455
I always do that
Heading to bed now, goodnight everyone~
>>733982282
Ah you know how i well i remember stuff~ ;p
> Totally 1000%~ You're welcome cutie~
Stupid friends, you need to teach them a lesson~ Well now that;s surprising~ ;p
But how, i'm such a closed book and all~
It's what i would do~
> <3
alright, i was actually gonna get comfy anyway, so maybe i'll bother you on Discord for a while~
>>733982483
Kiss me you cutie~
>>733982539
you surely wouldn't erp a child
>>733981622
-And so only Alice was left in the thread-
>>733982526
I know it is still silly tho. Anything interesting happened to day?
My waifu is Supa Kawaii Animu girl
>>733982118
They should.
>>733982876
What are you talking about? Some people just shitpost with convenient pictures.
>>733982876
What about me?>>733983002
Nah I just played kingdom hearts today
Claiming best girl.
Morning /waifu/
>>733983259
Hi Saya. How are you?
>>733983019
Wouldn't it be better to do that with convenient reaction pics of your waifu? Now you're thinking with portals u.u Btw, i feel like i know you already, is this Sci?
>>733983064
Hm, good question, do you have your waifu poster ID card to confirm you're not an avatarfag?
>>733983259
do wish was u?
>>733983064
Oh shit I haven't played one of those since I had a ps2. Are they still good?
>>733983259
Hi Saya
Claiming best doctor
Yuno anon has good taste
>>733982202
Nice song.
>>733983297
Head hurts. Feeling dizzy. Flu never ends.
How's you?
>>733983417
I wish was pillow/instead pillow, yes.
>>733983506
Hai Yuno.
>>733983531
Medic is a fun and fair class.
>>733983658
I barely slept, and I have some mild pain and the ever self conciousness of appearance. Have to be out soon, so that sucks.
>>733983416
No I'm too poor to afford that thing. >>733983506
I'm playing the hd remake. They are cheesy but good yes
God bless 4chan.
>erpfags
>>733983531
You know people here will start screaming "MUHDICK" at the top of their lungs and make you ragequit as if you were playing TF2, right?
>>733983755
At least it's not as broken as Pyro...
>>733983763
Well...being poor is not that bad, i mean, people are forced to be kind to you and gift you money, only issue is that you have to rely on weather to get showers.
>>733983531
"Yuno anon has good taste" "Thank you doctor"
>>733983658
So what you up to?
>>733983763
Well they have Disney choristers in them so it is impossible for them not to be cheesy. which one you playing?
>>733983755
You're right!
>>733983982
I don't understand! She may have a dick but she is still a waifu
>>733984087
Ples treat Yuno very well. She deserves it
>>733984168
It was a fun way yo say medic u.u Are you...an ArraySeven wannabe?
>>733983982
I love my hot showers I sleep in though. >>733984087
Yeah but I remember it being less so haha
>>733984325
A who?
>>733983755
Be careful out there. Heard this "out" place can be a dangerous..
>>733984087
I don't know yet. Still trying to clear my head.
>>733984168
I will she has been throw enough already. I will make her happy
Any way, "Whats up doc?"
>>733984343
Yeh but you were younger back then so probably didn't notice it as much, Like have you ever tried to watch old Saturday morning cartoon shoes again? a lot of cheese if located there.
>>733984487
Have a shower it always helps me :)
>>733984666
After a night of party, everyone around me is asleep on the floor... I must be quiet.
>>733983416
No. Sci does frequent here though.
>>733984464
Good...It's basically a TF2 medic main on YouTube, you know, every class has a main youtuber, and then people try to imitate them because reasons...
>>733984343
That's good to hear, it means you're not poor on a beggar level, i always look at things with the worst scenario possible mindset, so i thought you were homeless when you said you were poor.
>>733984773
Rory then...? Was that the name?
>>733984758
You had a house party?
>>733983982
Every class is broken in some way.
>>733984168
And so are crits
>>733984487
I don't have a choice and do it weekly anyways.
>>733984836
Im known by the waifu name, yes.
>>733984836
I think watching someone play tf2 would be... boring. I'd much rather just play it myself. There are plenty of other better games for youtubers to record.
>>733984983
I was invited to one. The Brisk ICED TEA LEMON flavor was too tempting to turn down the invitation.
>>733985147
Oh sweet look who being all social and popular and shit. How much did you drink? the last party I went to I got in to a drinking contest, I won but at a great cost the next day.
>>733985574
I don't drink, we were planning on smoking. but the friend who had the utilities necessary had to cancel.
>>733985792
Aw that sucks man. What did you do instead of some or drink then?
I'm off for a shower be back soon
>>733984666
Had. Didn't help much.
>>733985001
Good luck with those outside things.
>>733985001
Well yes, but not to the point that their own primary weapon doesn't work as intended, like with the Pyro.
>>733985147
I think the same, however i happen to suck at it quite a bit, and it may sound odd but i learnt to play a bit by watching their videos.
>>733985044
You're one of Alice's good friends, right? I think it was her that told me about you, i mean waifu Alice of course!
>>733986411
Hey hunny bunny
>>733987129
Do i look like Louise to you? u.u
>>733987619
no you're better than her
What happen between you and /waifu/ Alice?
I claim Chino.
>>733987757
We just got quite close, geez...starting already with the questions, so be it. Are you still friends with alicefag Flan? We're "kinda" talking but she doesn't seem to trust others that much.
>>733986411
Dunno why Alice considers me a friend. Im just here for advice and drama.
>>733986283
Aw that is a shame :s did you at least have a cool shower thought
>>733987988
Why aren't you close?
Flan and I are best friends, I miss her so much!
/waifu/ Alice is a pretty cool guy from what I've seen, easy to talk to and stuff. But he dislikes bad people and has a bit of trust issues. Actually I have to go again, good bye <3
Respond to me because I want to read your reply when I get back !
>>733988542
We were close-ish! But then i was banned from the Discord server shrine people have and after that we didn't talk much, though i plan on talking to her soon again, i just wish she'd share more about her life with me, it too her something like a week to tell me what job she does...
Nuh huh, /waifu/ Alice is very accepting, maybe a bit paranoid but that's about it, are you interested in him?
>>733988269
What kinds of advices do you offer?
af
Seras claimed
Janna claimed <3
You waifud Mr. Popo's daughteru?
You waifud an anonymous post?
>>733988374
Yeah, cold showers are the best in summer..
>>733990259
Good claim.
>>733992062
Thanks.
>erpfags
>>733991225
hey sayayayayayayayaya
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>733991225
That is so true. the hot ones just drain you of all your energy and stop you from getting stuff done
>>733993430
Cos your aloud waifus from vidya and other sources too
>>733993430
Because there is no actually waifu discussion here. Just shitty rp
>>733993589
hey yuno
>erpfags
>>733993752
And discussion surrounding the shitty erp, which is just as autistic.
>>733994284
Nah, it's more autistic to pretend to be an anime character and erp than it's to actually discuss it. This bellongs in /trash/ and /b/, not /a/.
>>733994449
It's a joke. Nobody who erps is serious, it's all to fool people like you into being upset. It works.
Or you could just barely talk to anyone
>>733994612
Ironic erp is still erp
>>733994618
Alice
>>733994717
*Arisu
>>733994676
Waifu threads are just a big plot to trick lonely people into shitposting then shunning them to make them feel shit. The Earth is flat, we live in a simulation.
>>733994812
Ferme ta gueule si t'es pas content tu nique ta mère et tu dégage
>>733994903
I don't speak white flag sorry.
>>733993948
Hello beautiful hoe is your day going?
SS chan
>>733995205
Red eyes would be seen as a defect and not considered aryan, and would be culled alongside the blacks, gypsies, jews etc.
ERP is the only reason these threads are allowed to exist.
Claimed
>>733995205
very cute any more pic?
>>733995477
Nice claws
>>733995430
No, it's gonna be the reason it will be banned from /b/ just like erp general
>>733995607
Only other random natsoc waifus
>>733994618
>>733978119
>>733981791
>>733983259
>>733990259
>>733992746
>>733992512
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
>>733993359
Hai donut loli!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-3Y35Rnkf8
>>733996215
I want a Taiga picture like that.
Too easy to abuse
>>733996130
>>733996067
aw no more bikini thats a shame
Whats a really shitty normie meme that's popular right now?
>>733996833
fidget spinner
>erpfags
>>733996833
Yeah I'm in a GANG
g - loves
a - school
n - goes
g - to church every sunday
wew, this thread is still alive??
>>733997084
wow that is actually awful
>>733997196
You asked for shitty normie memes~~~~ :33
>>733994618
Help me win my electoral campaign and take over America.
Are we doing this now everyone :D
>>733997258
I didnt ask just saying its bad :3
>>733996130
Why .-.
>>733997513
Wouldn't you want to ask that of someone who lives there
:3
>>733989040
I didn't know they had a Discord. Link it!
And why were you banned?
>>733997622
Hey Alice what's going on?
Did somebody say 'Heil Hitler'?
>>733997622
idk .-.
>>733997678
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
>>733997561
Oh ok :3333****aevifun psunfiodbD scojpiiprntwubnty beomearjpifnFUCKINGENDME~
>>733997845
We've pulled shiro out of hiding. Impressive
>>733997622
Goddamnit you're right! I know you don't live there but you're so close that i get confused all the time.
>>733997737
I don't have the link, you can try asking 2B i guess...but i don't think you'd be able to get in since ThousandNamesVert is in there too.
I can't tell you on a public place such as a thread the motivation, too bad~
>>733997924
The incentive was strong enough.
How's it going? Did I miss anything the last few days?
>>733997515
Awwwwwwwwww thats so cute
>>733997845
Yes
>>733998182
Well waifu's dead i just fuck happened
>erpfags
>>733997951
I'll find my way to worm inside soon~
>>733998440
Purrfect, wish you luck, let me know if you manage to get in there!
>>733997737
I can give you the link, send me your discord.
>>733998182
Just the endless ramblings of borderline personality disorder sufferers
>>733998188
Nice 88s I saw a few pictures up.there I really liked. But are you M-chan...I think M-chan went to sleep. Either way I like yuno
>>733998188
>88
What triggered this great mood?
>>733998249
As long as there is just one faithful believer, waifu will never die.
>>733998591
What should I do while I'm there?
>>733998621
No you send me your Discord!
>actually I have to make one first
>>733997737
Um, I'm alive I suppose. What brings you to talking to me?
>>733997876
.-.
>>733997951
Vert isn't there anymore