So I've had this "doll" for a few years now. It

>>733965542
I'd hit it

>>733965542
What does it smell like?

Dude slide ya dick in it what you waiting for

>>733965542
fucking burn that shit nibba.

Yeah bro totally thing just showed up out of nowhere uh huh. Go fuck yourself OP.

>>733965542
Couldn't find the memory card, could ya? Check inside the doll

>>733965811
Actually I did find the memory card

>>733965778
The thought of burning it terrifies me. It has a strong presence if you understand what I'm saying

>>733965986
Open it

>>733965542
Here's a rule to live by: If you're scared of it, make it scared of you. Press it into your asshole, cut a hole in its side to fuck, practice genital mutilation in front of it. Be creative!

>>733966100
this

checked

>>733966100
No thanks I don't want it to start screaming or some shit

>>733965986
yeah, I had a doll just like what you're saying. Not as fucking creepy, but it bothered me. I ended up getting my .22, shooting it with a few rounds, and burning it. I was like, 10 at the time. (Kentucky fag, so guns were allowed to me since the bottle.)

>>733965542
how about you turn on a fucking light you cunt.

>>733965986
Assert your dominance by fucking pounding it and making it your bitch

>>733966227
well do something with it
Offer you eternal soul in exchange for power

>>733966233
I have no guns because idk why. Actually I should get a gun now that I think

>>733966358
This, then fuck it

>>733966183
More ideas: Fuck it in its new hole while singing the theme song to Three's Company as loud as you can, hang it from the ceiling by a noose and practice scenes from American History X, tell it you're taking him "where no doll has gone before" and give him some quality time in the microwave on High.

>>733966227
Get a sharpie and draw a face on it, then ask it what it wants from you. It will inevitably say it wants you to put the sharpie in your butt. ezpz

build it a makeshift shrine and offer it whatever snack food you have

post your setup too

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Notice how poorly fucking stitched it is. (This is my holding it by the arm, camera must've rotated or something. It looks like its flying but I can assure you it isn't)

draw a smiley face on it then rip a few stitches out and fuck it

>>733966416
Go out and get yourself a good .22. Cheap as balls and moderate defence weapons.

>>733966706
she's got nice legs

Guys I'm not fucking it lol

>>733966706
Jesus Christ, where do you live? Has any one else seen it?

>>733966706
>It looks like its flying but I can assure you it isn't
>flying doll is taking selfies and shitposting after being released from it's prison
>no on knows you're a flying doll on the internet

>>733966837
You tease

>>733966649
I'm afraid it might actually react. This thing is menacing.

>>733966706
>i can assure you it isn't

>>733966837
i'll fuck that dirty slut for you, cuck

>>733966893
I live in Ohio, and my best friend has seen it. He's just as if not more terrefied than me. That's it though as far as I know.

>>733966919
>>733967001
Kekd WAY too fucking hard

Any lumps in it? There might be gold in there, or bones.

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FUCK IT

>>733966919
lol

>>733966919
Fuck I have to run far away now

prick your finger and put a little blood on it

>>733967114
No its just firm and squishy

I swear to god if you don't post a pic of your dick throbbing in its asshole i'll take one for the team and sew one myself

>>733967253
No thanks I don't want it to become a little version of me and then turn murderous

>>733966837
liar

>well if you won't do something with it tell some creepy stories about it

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>So I've had this "doll" for a few years now. It kinda just showed up one day laying in my room. It creeps me the fuck out but I'm too scared to throw it out or destroy it. Since it's been around so long it's also kinda grown on me.. it was packed in a box after my last move and I recently found it again while rummaging around looking for a ps2 memory card. Should I finally get rid of it? I'm still slightly terrefied of it...

>>733967283
I bet it's got a nice ass. Let's see it OP

op made a sex voodoo doll

>>733967343
I call dibs on OPs doll

OP you kinda have to fuck it

>>733967090
Do you feel any luckier or unluckier with it? What time of day did it appear

i can imagine some auschwitz survivor fucking that badboi

make it friend that it can fuck and have creepy possessed doll babies like chucky

>>733967502
I don't really even remember finding it all that well, it just appeared in my life when I was like 13. God it's been like 6 years. I don't really have any creepy stories but if I remember right when I was 13 there was a couple times when I was sleepwalking and tried to leave the house. Also around that time I would just start screaming what my mother said sounded like German and also kick the wall my bed was against. I don't know German. I speak English, some Spanish, some Japanese (from my weeb phase).

>>733967663
No clue. Like I said it kinda just appeared in my life.

>>733967923
Screaming in my sleep**

>>733968040
It was meant to be

>>733968129
NOW FUCK IT

>>733968142
Nothx.jpg

doesn't it do anything? it doesn't walk around or float or try to kill people?

>>733968207
Put it under your bed and forget about it OP. Forget you ever saw it and live your life. Don't worry about the doll. The doll doesn't mean you any harm. The doll doesn't affect you. The doll is not a living thing. Put the doll under your bed. Forget about the doll. Do not be afraid of the doll. Don't think about the doll. Let the doll

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op has fucked it before

>>733968378
Just wait until it grabs your foot while you're sleeping. You better fuck it OP, it'll get pissed off if you don't.

>>733968142
Have you ever dreamed about it?

Im annoyed that you made this post OP and wont even fuck the doll

>>733968401
Fucking lol'd

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>>733965542
My doll would like a date w yours

MAKE THE OCTOPUS CUM OP, YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOU

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OP here

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>>733968401
Have not fucked ithaha

>>733968512
No. Not that I know of, I don't really remember dreams very well like ever.

Stop wasting /b's time (kek i know) and put your dick in it OP. This is your final warning

>>733968762
Is this pussy?

Why this doll has shit stains on it?

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>>733968762
>ithaha
nervous?

>>733968871
It's probably old as hell.

>>733968762
How large is the doll, does it look more human or animal?

>>733968945
>insertion point.jpg

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face fuck it

Slice it open with a sharp knife

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>>733969015

hotglue

Just remember, when dealing with the super natural and paranormal there's two things they can't stand:
>1. Being burned at the stake
>2. Watching you masturbate

I think you know what has to be done from here.

>>733969119
made me kek

Since you're not going to make sweet love to that beautiful doll, tell us what saves were on the memory card.

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>>733968996
Its about 17" tall

Looks like ex... 2/10

>>733969119
Cover it in cum and set it on fire.

>>733969119
Burn it and yank my willy

>>733968762
OP is a fag unless he fucks the doll

just open it
you're kind of over-thinking this.

>>733969161
Shit gimme a sec hahaha. I remember INinja, Jak & Daxter, Dave Mirra 2... lemme look

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>>733969171

>>733969200
Dubs demands it OP. DELIVER.

>>733969171
>all the cum stains

>>733965542
Show feet

Leave it alone OP. It was stored for a time and nothing bad happened. Store it away again if it bothers you and nothing bad will happen. However, you should ask your family about it.

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She wants it.

OP this is a skrud keeper.

It's use is pretty easy, actually!

There should be a small stitch slightly different from the rest. You need to find this stitch and carefully undo it. Then, simply meditate on things that have been stressing you lately, and why they stress you, possible solutions, etc. Do this ONE AT A TIME and keep your hand on your dick at all times. You'll want to be jacking it while you do this, and just before you ejaculate you'll want to insert your penis as fully as you can. Once you release all your "skrud" you just see it back up and place the doll's head under a heavy stone overnight, preferably outside in view of the moon, but near a window is fine as long as it's at least partially open.

In the morning, there are a few possibilities. One, ideally, is that it's exactly as you left it and you can move on with your life, assured that you'll likely also be able to handle whatever you were concentrating on the night before.

If the stone is moved, you need to find the doll as soon as possible and nail it's arms and legs to a wooden surface (a board is perfect for this) and attach enough weight to it to sink it in any body of water untill the next full moon.
It really looks like you lucked out and got one that hasn't been used too much! Don't use them too much, just trust me on this one... After one or two uses you'll need to bury it so it can be cleansed before it makes it's way to the next person who needs it. Only use it once if you can...

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op next pic you post best be lookin like this

>>733969715
Whatever this is OP, do it.

>>733969161
INinja, Sphinx, Jak X Combat Racing, Sly Cooper 3, Jak 3, FlatOut, Sly Cooper 2, Sly Cooper, Ultimate Alliance 2, The Simpson's Hit & Run, Ratchet & Clank Up Your Arsenal, (Corrupted Data), Shadow the Hedgehog, Robotech Battlecry, Dave Mirra 2, Ratchet & Clank Going Commando, Ratchet & Clank, MX vs. ATV, some sort of crash bandicoot title that's unnamed, and Spyro Enter the Dragonfly.

Sorry guys I'm not fucking it haha

>>733970077
>haha
be honest

>>733970117
Have not will not

>fuck it
>demon bitch comes out and sucks your cock then gives you 3 wishes
what's the worst that could happen

>>733970258
Demon bitch could yomp my willy off

>>733970322
wish yourself a new one

>>733970468
No I'm good

>>733969119
Not trying to be funny here but masturbation legit works to ward off most spirits

>>733970791
Whhhhaaaaaaattt. I'm calling bs.

>>733970884
I've been whacking it for a very long time and never seen a ghost. OP fuck the doll

>>733970884
I've had some shit happen to me before. Friend joking said to whip out my dick and fap next time anything happened. One night i felt something in bed next to me and freaked the fuck out ripped off my blanket and pants and just beat my cock till it left. Another night my closet opened same drill.

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~p-please anon?

>>733971151
lmao

>>733971188
I fucking saved that one omfg

>>733971188
HOLY SHIT

/x/ this shit nibba

>>733971514
This, there are experts/meth addicts there that can provide actual help other than "fuck it xd".

>>733965542
>/x/ this shit bubba
You think they'd give a shit

>>733965542
is your name Tommy Phan? if so start asking your mother questions

>>733969374
toosoon.jpg

>>733965542
Fuck off with this piss poor creepypasta trash.

>>733971708
Nuh and nuh

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>>733965542
It contains the soul of your unborn aborted sister

>>733971912
Possible, my mother slept around when I was younger

Surprised no one said anything about your Auschwitz gaurd phase around the time you got the doll

Looks like a home made doll, be cool if it contained the soul of a nazi

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A fap a day keeps the monsters away.
Jusr fuck the shit out of it with your meat negroe.

>>733972494
Who knows lol maybe it's an old voodoo doll

>>/x/

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Talking seriously, if that thicc doll is actually haunted, I recommend you to cover it up in iron & salt. Cover it up in iron chains and put it in a box full of salt. I recommend you to do this while it's bright outside. Do the iron first, then get the a box that's the size of the doll and filled with salt. If this doesn't work then use holy water (I'm not a very religious person but I can tell you: that shit works.) Use the same box with salt, take off the chains of the doll and dip them in holy water, then after that put some drops of holy water inside the box. If all this doesn't work, then you're really fucked because that means it has a really strong spirit, there's a final thing you can do and it's to make a fire cross in the floor with some alcohol. Now, this will work if you don't have a carpet floor. It needs to be a solid floor. While the fire is on I recommend you to pray everything you can. After the dire goes out, put the box with the doll over it and leave it there for the rest of your life and forget about it. It anything of this doesn't work, then I recommend to you to call an specialist on this particular kind of stuff.

Lmao it's just a doll. Grow up, pussy.

>>733973821

>open the box to trown holy water
>the doll isn't there

>>733968378
Nice try doll

has OP fucked the doll yet?

I have a theory, it's well known that the nazis did some research into the ucult so maybe a nazi officer or some shit managed to transmute their soul into this doll, and it's been trying to posses you, do you have any grandparents that fought in ww2 by any chance?

Thomas and Alfred were two best friends. Whenever it got hot, they would take their cows up to a cool, green pasture in the mountains. Usually they stayed there with the cows all summer. The work their in the mountains was easy, but really boring. All they did was tend their cows all day. They would return to their tiny hut and night. Every night they ate supper, worked in the garden, and went to sleep.

Then one day, Thomas said "Let's make a life-size doll. We can put it in the garden and use it as a scarecrow." There was a farmer they both hated named Harold, so they decided to name the doll Harold and make it look like him. They made it out of straw and gave it a pointy nose and tiny eyes, like Harold's. Day after day, they would tie Harold to a pole in the garden to scare away the birds. They brought it in the house every night. Sometimes, they would talk to it, saying things like "How's it going?" And the other would say in a weird voice "Not good." Of course, Harold wouldn't appreciate it. When they were in a bad mood, they would even curse at him or kick him.

A while later, when Thomas was taking out his anger on Harold, Alfred swore he heard the doll grunt. "Did you hear that? Harold grunted!" "Impossible, he's just a sack of straw," replied Thomas. Alfred dismissed it, but they both stopped talking to it, kicking it, or even touching it, they just left him neglected in the corner of the room.

After a while, they decided nothing was to be feared. Maybe a few bugs or rats were living in the straw. So they went back to their old routine. Every day, they would take it outside, and bring it back in at night. Then they even started treated him badly again.

>>733975824
One night, Alfred noticed something that scared him. "It looks like Harold is growing." "I was thinking the same," answered Thomas. "Maybe it's just our imagination. I think the elevation is getting to us." The next morning, they saw Harold stand up and walk outstide, climb onto the roof, and he stayed there all night. In the morning, it came down and stood in the pasture. They got very scared and decided to flee. They took their cows and started heading back down for the valley. After going only a mile or so, they realized they had forgotten the milking stools. They knew they didn't have the money to replace them, so Alfred forced himself back to get them. "I'll catch up with you later. You just keep moving." After walking for a while, Thomas looked back at the hut and did not see Alfred. What he did see,however, horrified him. He saw Harold, on the roof of the hut, stretching out a bloody piece of flesh to dry in the sun.