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State you're job, salary, and age? I'll start:

>Sous Chef at Wendy's
>$8.55 per hour
>34 years old
>>
Website

550 daily but as much as you want
>>
sure, why not

>work at a magazine
>salaried, but equates to $32/hr
>30 y.o.
>>
>pharmaceutical plant operator
>30/hr
>26 yo
>>
> Intern with GoDaddy
> $6500/m
> 21 yo
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Papa Johns GM. 46 y.o.
Fucking kill me already.
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>>733959523
27
Engineer
98k/year
>>
26, 25k/yr. Grad student
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>>733960231
>>733960168
>>733960059
>>733959938
>>733959663
Fuck each of you. I hate you. FUCK YOOOOOOOOOooooOOooooOOooooO
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>line cook
>$12/hr
>18
>>
>>Male Escort
>>300-1000 per night
>>29
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>Kids Party Host at a Bowling alley
>$15 USD per hour
>21
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>>733960370
Lol, sure but I'm in 150,000+ debt
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>>733959523

> software engineer
> ~$35/hr
> 25

Not making nearly as much as I can be, but also living in a city with low cost of living
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>>733960511
Strong Jaw Line or twink?
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this thread pops up a few times a week. i am certain OP just wants to boost the self-esteem of all of us losers who work in retail. Post on op, you're doing gods work
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>radcon
>$18/hr
>19
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>programmer
>1-2k / order
>16
>student
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>>733959523
Good one
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>>733960580
unemployed not in debt. happier than you for a little while :D
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>>733960632
So many dicks. Occasional wealthy woman looking for a younger man who is well trained and under contract.
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>>733960712
Mods
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>>733960749
Show us your body, gayboy
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>>733960747
Exactly. I'm gonna be in school 5.5 years. At an expensive as shit private school. I'm making decent pay, but fuck me
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I'm a secretary
make 35 an hour
19
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>>733960920
lol. What's in it for me faggot.
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>cardiologist
>400k/year
>36
>>
>>733959523
>NFL Team Owner
>226 million in income
>Don't know why I'm replying
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>>733960059
i don't have any debt and most of my coworkers have no degree. if ur remotely presentable and competent you can get a job at a big pharma manufacturing site.
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>USAF security forces
>$24,051.6 annual
>20
>>
>chef
>wendy's

Pick one
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>>733961034
Dicks
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>host at a restaurant
>$5/hr +tipshare (around $11/hr)
>20
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Just got laid off but
>software developer
>64000 + 8-12% bonus based on performance
>29 yrs old
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>GM for fast-casual pizza joint
>34K/YR
>26
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>>733959523
>Commie chef at private dining club
>$30/hr
>26

'straya
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>supervisor at computer parts warehouse
>$12/hour
>21
>>
>NOAA Corps Officer
>$7,605/ mo
>39

17 years total service. Sure didn't start out here.
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>Software Engineer
>106k + ~20k stock per year
>21

fight me
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>>733961639

when the revolution comes, at least you can poison a large swath of the bourgeoisie all at once.
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weird that
>>733962043
makes 7,605/month and
>>733961201
who is also at a military job makes like 1/5th of that
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>>733961198
what do you do there
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>>733962191

I bet I can get hired wherever you work and make more than you, except you probably work for a unicorn in SV and that 106k is more like 50k anywhere else
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>>733962568
Seattle bitchhhhh

I don't give a fuck if you make more, im 21 and loaded
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>>733962659

>amazon faggot detected
>probably an intern
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>>733959523
>Insurance Adjuster
>$19 an hour
>29
>>
>>733962528
If you have a choice between officer and enlisted, go officer. Every. Damn. Time.
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>>733961362
Well summer is here early.
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can't get a job
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>>733962760
hahaha like I'd work for fucking bezos
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>>733962547
you literally follow the batch record recipe to make the drug. and you can't beat the perks in big pharma.
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>>733962659
>Amazon faggot detected
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>>733962993
MSFT?
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>Lineman for a telco
>$64,000+ depending on bonuses and overtime.
>25
>>
Welder $80/hr
>>
>>733962966
and you can do that without any pharmaceutical education?
sounds pretty decent
>>
Ikea cashier
14.50/hr
20
>>
I'm a lawyer and make 80K a year off that but I also dance at a club on the side for fun which makes me between 40 and 42k a year
I'm 28
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>>733963410

tits?
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>>733963273
Can you read instructions and push buttons?

you work with a lab partner and follow the steps.

Step 1.1 Increase temperature of Tank X-2300 to 30.4 deg C.

Record Temperature. Acceptable limit 29.0 to 36.0 deg C

NOTE: If temperature does not increase contact facilities.

Step 1.2:

Initiate Agitator by pressing the start agitator button on local HMI screen.

Record Start Time:

Record Mix Start Time:

And So On.
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This post is trash you should also add what state/country you live in. Minimum wage in California is $10.50 and $7.25 in Georgia.
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>>733959523

tech marketing recruiter
20/hr 500 bonus if they hire my find
23
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>>733963705
you dont know if I have tits or not
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>>733963832

recruiters are scum of the earth
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>games and shit
>$80-90 000. ($60k base +travel,stock,insurance,bonus,etc)
>30
expat. rent is expensive af but living costs, healthcare and shit is basically free.
>>
>>733963895

> dance at a club

a pretty valid assumption at that point
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24, venezuelan, unemployed, even if i was is only 50$ monthly so i live from begging online, id like to get a job online tho make an honest dolar for once
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>>733959523
United Arab Emirates Armed Forces - National Service
$3.4 per hour (Full time 5 days per week)
26 years old
>>
>>733964161
Oh yeah it is, but I'm not going to confirm or deny there are male and female strippers
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>>733963748
sounds pretty dope, thanks anon
everyone who' not a complete idiot can apply there?
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45, carbiz, sales, management..etc

$100-140k
>>
>>733964366

I like you, wanna do a dance for me?
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>>733959523
25
Registered nurse
$30/ hr
>>
18
13/hr
Line worker at food production factory
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>Grill cook
>$11.50/hr
>20 y.o.
>>
>>733964480
you'll have to pay me
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>>733963974

says the bitch who aint worth recruiting
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>>733964369

Apply to big pharma 1st. Generic companies 2nd and indian companies last.

Watch this video on gowning before interview. But this is overkill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp3_nIS1eYo
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>>733960059

What the fuck... so am I, yet I only get $15 an hour. That's bullshit. I'm also 26. But then again I'm only a temporary worker there I guess
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private equity

base: 250k
bonus: 30 to 50% of base depending on firm performance

31
>>
1st year Apprentice Appliance Technician
$16 per hour aud
23 years old
>>
>>733964718
I get daily emails from fags like you willing to suck my dick as long as I accept a shitty offer from a shitty company that willingly spends money on you guys. Recruiting business is fucked.
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>>733959523
>sales associate
>$10.50
>18 Years old
>just quit my two part time jobs and thinking about getting another part time with my full time B) gotta get that money dude
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>>733964855
u in big pharma? or u work for fucking ranbaxy or dr. reddy or some crap like that?
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>>733964875

if you ever get into PB at JPM post the list of trades.
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Nuclear security
80k
30 yr
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>cashier
>$12.33 AUD/hr (7200 AUD /yr)
>15
>>
>gm for a juice bar $21 an hour
>bartend weekends at decent restaurant average usually about $600 in cash a weekend
>made little over 60k last year
>>
petroleum transfer engineer

30/hr

not a virgin
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>>733966874
15 aussie years is 18 american years.

don't worry lads
>>
>>733959523

Security Administrator
$43.33/hr - $90k Annual
29

feelsgoodman
>>
>>733959523
>CNC programmer for cabinet/millwork company
>$13/hr, which apparently is horribly underpaid for what I do
>23 y/o
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>>733959523
Parts salesman/european specialist $12.00 hourfull time
Freelance mechanic $15.00 hour part time
26 years old
>>
>>733967950
what do you do ? check for security ?
>>
>>733968196

Mostly IT, policy, governance with a security focus. You'd be amazed how many IT people have retarded security practices. I get paid to correct that.
>>
Software engineer
180k per year
30 years old
>>
>Actor in a comedy theater.
>$343.94 per month
>27
>>
>Cell phone salesman
>30k/year
>32 years old

Transitioning to:

>Author
>trending ~36k/year
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>>733959523
>Concept artist and illustrator.
>20-50$ an hour but kind of sporadic.
>24

It's not a bad deal. Working on bigger projects that will hopefully pay off in the future.
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>Government parks maintenance
>60k/year
>26 years old
>>
>>733968515
343 today
20 million in a year

good luck man
>>
>>733968515
this is also impressive
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>>733959523
>software "engineer"
>$88k base salary (in TX)
>23y/o
>>
>Physician, 1st year residentfag
>$12.50 an hour lmao
>28 years old

When my license is approved I am gonna moonlight and get what I deserve ffs
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>Best Buy salesman - PC deparment.
>$11.00 USD/h
>18.
>>
>United Sates Marine
>3$ per hour; $1450 a month
>18
>>
>>733959523
>sous chef
wow this copy pasta is getting better all the time
>>
>app dev
>38/h
>31

Always try to get paid more than your age
>>
> Software Developer
> $130,000/yr
> 36 yrs old
>>
>>733959523
> product marketing at large tech company
> $90k/yr, not including bonus or stock
> 28 yo
>>
>>733959523

Stale pasta is STALE!!!!
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Just quit my job to pursue other interests, but at my past job I was a
software engineer
$140,000 annual with bonuses and whatnot
25
>>
>>733964855
same, except i'm 20 and get paid $17
>>
>>733963974
Sounds like you can't get a job.
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>>733969215
Austin?
>>
>>733959523

Self employed
Crab tree taste tester
57
>>
>>733968615
You have to go to art college for that, anon?
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>21
>emt
>13.50/Hr
>>
>>733959523
>wholesale and custom opal cutter
>30/ct wholesale 75/ct custom, so 1000-1500 a week usually
>18
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>>733966862
damn how nice congrats m8
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>>733959523
>beverage director
>120k
>30
>>
warehouse operator
$28.5 p/h
22

australia
>>
Telecom Company / video on demand
40K + a year
30 years old

(France)
>>
Waste water operator
$18.49
21 years old
>>
100k

web developer
>>
Loss prevention/tps
$11.50/hr
20
>>
>>733968304
what kind
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>>733969302
Christ, I make more than you just to clean up the butts you filet open in the OR. That's kind of sad.

But yeah, once you get your license you'll leave me in the dust even after I get my RN.
>>
Hydro mechanical control engineer
£10.50ph
I know should be on more..
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>>733970550
No I just studied by myself autistically for 3 years and learned basic marketing tactics.
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>electrician
>£700 per week (actually very respectable for UK)
>31
>>
>>733959523
>chef
>fast food worker

Pick one
>>
>>733959523
>trainer for tech support phone advisors
>2.8k/month after taxes
>27
>>
>>733959523
>Dept. Research Admin at Dean's Office
>Around $30 an hour
>26 years old
>>
>Cybersecurity professional
>$65/hr
>28
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>>733959523
Va Comp (100% disabled from military) $3,772.30 a month
Side jobs $300 a weekend (computer repair, engine repair)
Gas station job $10.50 hr

Make just under $70,000 a year
>31 yrs old awwwwyeaaahhh.gif
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>>733960370
Just find a better job man or go to college
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>>733960633
Lots of faggots in 4chan are actually doing alright in life. Maybe it'll backfire and ruin everyone's day.
>>
>>733974557
Or most of us are just lying and spouting bullshit as usual.
>>
> Head of marketing for a software company
> $60,000 (converted from £)
> 27
>>
>>733962760
Ha someone's jealous.
>>
>>733974773
True, but in the end they're just lying to themselves. Who would they try to impress
>>
>>733959523
>Custodian and babysitter
>800 + 800/m
>24 yrs

I only have to work the custodian job once a week
>>
Software Developer - Market Research.
$65,000/year + 1% every other year.
30.
>>
>>733975094
Themselves. That's what a pathelogical liar does.
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>>733975160
custodian of what and how many hours that day of the week?
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>>733959523
>Assistant manager @ Pizza Hut (In School)
>$11.35/hr
>19
>>
>Engineer intern
>$15/hour
>18 yo
>>
>Liquid filler operator
>17$/hr
>22
>>
>Package feeder for Ruiz Foods
>$12.70/he
>19 yo
>>
>>733960168
kek
>>
Cyber security analyst
12€ an hour
25 years old

When im sent as consultant, they ask 350 up to 800 € an hour for my services.

I feel exploited for the quality and level of work that I do. Am I fooling myself with these thankless thoughts? I don't know, advice please!
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>>733959523
Part time admin worker at hospital
$21.00 per hour
20
>>
>Own IT company, PC repairs etc.
>From 60 to 100 per day usually
>19
>>
>>733959523
>Police special consultant
>$20 per hour, no schedule though, called in as needed
>34 years old
I have a brain glitch that gave me a bit of a gift. No, not psychic. Part of it is I cannot lie (I can, but it's very hard and I cannot sell it) and I blurt out what is on my mind if asked a question. I used to blurt without the cue, but I got that under control. The gift part is that I'm a walking lie detector. I studied to enhance the gift. If I cannot tell you are lying, then you believe it to be true. I often watch interviews or shadow officers. When I am watching someone in interrogation, they can hear my suggestions and discoveries through an ear piece.
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> BJ's Brewhouse
> Foodrunner
> $12 an hr + $40-$80 tips per shift
> 19 yo
>>
Electrical Engineer
$20/Hr
26 Years Old
>>
>Package Advancement Specialist at UPS
>19.75 per hour
>35
>>
Apprentice bricklayer
$20/hour
22
>>
>>733961533
>Just got laid off
>8-12% bonus based on performance
Guess performance wasn't that great, huh?
>>
>>733959523
> Manager at tech company
> $220k/year
> 37
>>
>>733962016
Seriously that's all? And you're supervisor?
Jesus Christ, fucking Sears was paying me $12/hour to stand around all day and occasionally sell someone a wrench in 2003.
Jobs don't pay shit anymore.
>>
>>733979240
decisions about layoffs usually come from high up, the dudes superior than just *has* to fire someone. Doesn't really matter how well your team did, if the company as a whole is not doing well and the "big boss" is an idiot who believes that it's easy to find good employees, you have to fire ppl or get fired yourself.
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Prostitute
20ish k a year
19
>>
EBay store. 4-6k a month before expenses. 31yo.
>>
Revenue accountant, 45k base salary plus about 10k in bonuses, 28. It's still an entry level job for my degree because I didn't go to college until I was 25. I just lived with my parents and worked shitty jobs and played videgames before that.
>>
>chef at pizza express
>£8 per hour ($10.25)
>18 years old
>>
> .Net dev
> 5k/month
> 25

its ok i guess
>>
14.00 per hour

Small engine mechanic\ welder
>>
>Office and Industrial cleaning.
>€11.50 an hour

Really not that bad. Good work that's always available and looking for people.
>>
>>733960170
Welcome to Papa's house
>>
>>733978096
Highly interestimg anon email me please [email protected]
>>
Websites
35 to 40k per month
41 yr old
>>
>>733959523
>Software engineer
>102k/yr
>21

But I live in San Francisco so fuck money right.
>>
>>733982300
I didn't include but I do 55 hours a week I live in new jersey USA and I'm only in my second year as a mechanic..

I didn't go to school but I'm a certified welder and I have my OSHA 10 hour also..

I make about 2800 a month and 33600 a year and I am 29 years old
>>
>>733960994
no you don't.
>>
>>733963832
I get 3000 for a new hire. Extremely difficult process to get hired, but i've done it twice.
>>
Chef onboard superyacht
$350 per day
34
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>>733959523
>Dollar Tree Freight Manager
>10.25 an hour
>31
>>
>>733967987
Depends where you live.
Here in czech rep. a half of that is considered a good pay.
>>
>>733959523
basement neckbeard
20 $ week as tip from parents, they cover everything
29 yo
>>
>>733986282
Jesus by that post alone I feel bad for u
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>>733959523
>you're job
I'm a teacher. I want to die.
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