Jesus Thread -savior of humanity -son of god -the light

Amen, I'm going to church tomorrow

>>733954374
I love you anon

Do you like anime?

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Redhead tits are better than Jesus.

>>733954399
Loves you back

>>733954483
no way jose

>>733954287
*Tried to save humanity
We killed him.
The rest is up to question

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Odin Thread
-Elder God
-Traded his eye for knowledge to help save the world
-Father of the protector of mankind
-knows that Fenrir will kill him in Ragnarok, but would rather die than kill the beast because he thinks it's too brutal

It's either Jesus or /b/. You can't have both.

>>733954465
i love anime

when anime uses christianity it makes it better.

>>733954724
/b/ has led me to jesus

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>>733954287
>Is the human incarnation of god who sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself so he could forgive people of a behaviour (sinning) that he created in the first place.

Makes perfect sense..

God is a dickhead father.

Dude rapes a random bitch, not even knocking, virgin cracked that shit like a walnut. Dude she married now gotta raise this nigger baby as pops peaces out, sends a messenger that he some big deal or some shit and makes this cuck raise some other baby.

Meanwhile 33 year old carpenter decides to kick a rock and BOOM! Dad comes back in the clouds talking about how he his pops, and he needs to die. So this mindless bitch is like, "Ok pops, Imma die now."

Id be like, what the hell? You aint my daddy. Where you been these years? Now I got magic and you just wanna collect the checks?

Dude. Fuck. He just a bad dad who left for a 33 year pack of cigs.

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:)

Blessings to you all

>>733954977
>strawman argument
>look at how wrong this is

I guess it wouldn't make sense if you use fallacies to argue.

>>733954679
>thou shall not worship false idols

>>733955065
Blessings to you in Hobbiton.

May you be comfy for the rest of your life.

>>733955133

:)

May we all. Thank you

>>733954991
But god and jesus are one in the same.
Jesus always knew he had mystical powers. He'd been turning water into wine, and healing people since he was born. He da real OG

>>733955112
Odin isn't an idol.
Thor isn't an idol.
The gods of Norse Paganism are seen as friends who help society to succeed, not as simple things of worship.
Norse Paganists believe that humans are responsible for such amazing things, not simply gods.

Also, how do you know your idol isn't false?

My god has a hammer and vowed to end the ice giants
Your god was nailed to a cross and vowed to end wicked people

>>733955470
If he loves me why cant i suck his dick?

>>733955523
promiscuity will only lead you down a path away from god.

you won't be comfy and you'll probably die from drug overdoes

>>733954287
>-

>>733955485
Im not exactly scholored in norse mythology, but did your gods create the universe? Did your gods create free will? Why are there even multiple gods, whith human personalities? Is not a god of higher being and understanding and wisdom? Does your god have infinte control of the universe? Jesus is a human incarnation of god who is perfect in every way and is here to teach us the follies of man, in order to better ourselves and find peace with god. He is a compassionate god who will forgive those who believe in him, instead of striking you down because he had a bad day.

>>733956295
You claim that your god is perfect in every way, yet he allows terrible things to happen.
He created diseases.
He lets children starve to death in Africa every day.
There is literally a parasitic worm thats entire purpose in life is to grow inside the eyeball of its host and eventually eat its way out.

If your god wants these things to stop while able to stop them, then why the hell are these things still here?
If your god wants these things to stop while not being able to stop them, then why would you say he's perfect in every way?
If your god wants these things to happen while being able to stop them, then your god is a sadistic sick fuck.
If your god wants these things to happen while wanting them to happen, then why the fuck would you worship him?

My gods are not all powerful. They do not control all the universe. They have human personalities and can actually connect with humans.
I don't try to say that my gods are perfect, because they are not. My gods are mortal, my gods have wounds and scars, and my gods have needs. My gods are more human than god.
And that is why they deserve more worship than yours.

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>>733954287
Jesus is not a God, he was a man who started a cult so long ago that we no longer have evidence of it being a cult.

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>>733954977
See that's the problem religion has so co-opted and corrupted the real story that no one gets it.

But here is a free gift for you, the rest of the story..

In the real beginning God created all of us as spiritual beings. We existed in a state of near perfection.

But one of his creation Lucifer decided he wanted to be God and take over Gods throne.

So he whispered and connived and deceived nearly a third of Heaven and started a war.

Another third of Heaven was confused and would not choose a side.

The final third while loyal to God were also arrogant and demanded the deaths of the other 2/3rds.

God decided instead to clear the Earth of the life that was on it at that time and restart it with a new creation: "Man". That would be the souls of the Children of God from Heaven.

Each of us is born into this flesh and made oblivious of all that was before who we were and what side we may have chosen.

With the goal being that we would all live and then die.

To learn that death is suffering and perhaps we can learn to no longer hurt one another in this life or the next.
That we might humble ourselves and learn to coexist.

But that lesson is only just started and God himself was born here in the flesh as Christ and perhaps even others to teach us the lessons we may need that are unique to each of us.

There is much more that will happen here on Earth soon.
Nut knowing it would only bring you sorrow.

So keep it simple.
Treat all men as brother. Do unto them as you would want them to do unto you,

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>>733954287
That's cute

Jesus was just a fkn yogi

>>733957422
>>733957060

god will forgive you once you forgive yourself

>>733957053
Umm... prove it??? Im not going to believe in a God that has no evidence. Im not going to abide by rules based in a religion that has no evidence. Rather, I live by rules established from my own rationale.

This is going to be annoying if youre just another baiter...

>>733956846
God does not stop evil in the world, because he allows humans to use their own free will and love their own life no matter how corrupt or unfortunate. God only provides a path toward salvation, and as a test of our faith and devotion he allows us to deal with the hardships of life before judging us, to get into heaven. If there is a disease that kills millions, it is because god put it there, to test our faith and trust in god, and whether we truly follow his words in times of uncertainty. He does do these things out of malice, but of love, and he truly wants to save wveryone and offers forgiveness, but only to those who are worthy.

>>733957053

Men are scum and I will treat them as they have treated unto me

>>733957422
Not even that man. He was a con

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>>733954287
Did someone say Jesus? That guy is totally hot and has an awesome six pack but not in a gay way right bro?

ugh I don't think I'm going to wake up in time for church tomorrow
Jesus is a cool guy, he saves humanity from sin and doesn't afraid of nothing

>>733957838
> He does these things out of malice

He really does

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>>733957736
There is no proof.
Except words in a flawed book.

It is more a matter of what you desire and seek then it is that I provide proof.

I do not want to fill a pew with your butt and watch you pay tithes to a man in a funny hat.

I offered you a free gift that if it peaked your curiosity you can look further into.

I could explain to you that the flood was meant to kill Giants and so has similarities to the Odin stories told by another anon above.

I can point to snippets of scripture but you can just as easily google them yourself if you actually feel curious.

But if you are comfortable in your ethos who the heck am I to disrupt it.

The spirit will guide those who seek it.

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>>733957851
Sorry to hear that.

May depth find you swiftly, and end your suffering.

>>733958108
Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsy, i meant to put does NOT. Thanks you for being such a smarty pants! Really throws away my whole argument there. Dang it. I guess you win by default based on a grammatical error.

>>733957851
what if I have sex with you?

>>733957838
Oh don't give me that shit, he kills millions to test our faith?!?
What a douchebag!
If he wants to show the world that he is real, why the fuck doesn't he just come down from heaven and say "Hey, fuckwits. It's me, God. I'm real."

If he already knows everything, then why doesn't he just send the just souls to heaven?
If people can change, then he doesn't know everything.

>>733958289
>depth

Die in a fire you larping faggot

>>733958342

Then I will rape you too

>>733957838
>>733958108
>>733958330
Freudian slip. God is malicious.

Jesus is was and ever shall be a black man

>>733958485
I'm ok with this. what's your contact info?

Horus

>>733954287
-Completely made up

>>733958615

With a knife

>>733958714
I'll stab that tight poossey bby

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>>733954824
That doesn't actually seem possible but I won't argue it. Have a good kek anon

>>733958830

That's hot

Too bad you have gonorrhea aids

>>733958514
>implying a freudian slip has any scientific basis
>implying a freudian slip can occur online through a message board (where people commonly make mistakes) rather than a conversation

>>733959096
sharing is caring

>>733959126

Eceryone thinks with their dicks on /b/

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>>733954287
Bless.

My life seems cursed, yet I have faith that through my trials I will attain Glory.

>>733959252
I think with my dick in your mouth

>>733958446
Sorry that was supposed to say death. I did not mean to imply you are shallow.

I have nothing at all to do with the SCA, LARPing or D&D.

Gary Gygax is dead his suffering is over.

I pray yours will be too, and soon.

>>733958391
If you choose not to believe than so be it.

>>733959333

I'll blow you like a man

All teeth

>>733959433

Pray for your soul you self righteous nigger

God will take me when it's my time

>>733959465
I'll shit on your chest like a man while my cum slides down the back of your throat

>>733954991
God knocked up Mary by spilling his holy spirit into her so she could give birth to himself. Didn't you pay attention in Sunday school?

>>733959126
>implying a freudian slip cannot occur online through a message board (where people commonly make mistakes) rather than a conversation
>implying people don't make mistakes online through a message board
>implying typing and talking do not both involve premeditated thought
>implying typing is less of a window into the psyche than talking
>implying implying a freudian slip is akin to disproving the scientific validity of something and not merely for the sake of humor

>not understanding what a freudian slip is
>being this autistic
God is malicious.

>>733959649

I hope you like golden showers

>>733959693
In contrast to psychoanalytic theorists,cognitive psychologistssay that linguistic slips can represent a sequencing conflict in grammar production. From this perspective, slips may be due to cognitive underspecification that can take a variety of forms – inattention, incomplete sense data or insufficient knowledge. Secondly, they may be due to the existence of some locally appropriate response pattern that is strongly primed by its prior usage, recent activation or emotional change or by the situation calling conditions.

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>>733959566
I pray for all souls brother.
But I am neither ignorant or black depending on how you intended your epithet.

I pray that you leave soon not to be cruel but to get you to safety.

The Anti-Christ I spoke of in my earlier posts will be here soon enough and odds are if you live? You will be fooled by him.

That is a fate worse than death.
Because you see we will all die.

But many will bow to Anti-Christ before them and that is the only thing I struggle every day to prevent.

>>733959842
I enjoy them almost as much as i enjoy stabbing you in the eye with my willy

>>733960038

I'm gonna tie you up on the bed and have my wildest fantasies carved unto your body

>>733959905
That's not a nice thing to say about our god emperor.

>>733959899
Good job, Wikipedia.

>>733954287
athiest here.... your awesome for posting this don't ever let anyone tell you your wrong... faith is an awesome thing.... i wish i had it.... "not being sarcastic"

>>733960228
I said nothing about that in that post.

>>733960216
Kinky

>>733959905

Death is not the worst fate

Death is a release

>>733959899
Never cite Wikipedia for any real information. Even if the information happens to be correct, the site is able to be edited by anyone with any agenda they want.

Didn't you pay attention back in school, man? C'mon.

>>733960235
U no it, stilll not rong tho

>>733958131
If there is no proof then why do you believe? In fact, there is a plethora of evidence that suggests Christianity to be fake af. Theres no way to prove whether or not god is real, but the bible is the last place I would look for any legitimate spiritual guidance. Why hate gays? Why be allowed to own slaves? Why should eternal punishment a consequence of making a few mistakes in life? You cannot deny that these are all values proported by your scripture. If I seek spiritual guidance, I wouldn't seek it in a book so filled with flawed ethics and contradictions

>>733960424
>Implying there was a citation
>probably looking for the bibliography next
this is /b/ you can relax

>>733960428
Still not right, nigger. The latter half of the segment you didn't bother to copypasta only strengthens your autism, and my actions, in one broad faggot stroke.

So there's a lot of trolling and half assed lazy replies in the thread, but being completely honest, why do you believe in God, and why any specific god over any other? Were you raised religiously, or did you find God later in life? I am not a Christian, but I am genuinely curious as to what has led you to this path in your life... if you are even being honest at all and not trolling.

>>733960424
Not interested in spending time actually researching on a shitpost. How autsitic do you have to be to dedicate your time to fucking write a research paper to disprove some faggot over the internet. Well it was fun while it lasted

>>733954287
-the most non-existent guy ever

>>733960520

The more you live the more the bible makes sense

Anyone who believes in a God is a weak human being relying on faith to be a good person in case you might be smited in the afterlife.

3000 Gods to date, proof of none. At least in the old ages things could not be explained so everyone believed in an entity to "explain" everything.

if everyone had a blank out on religion till aged 20 religion would cease to exist. Everyone brain washed from birth pending which country you are in.

Adam and Eve had 2 sons, we will just live it at that.

>>733960683
Refer to
>>733960686

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>>733960347
Nor did I say it was the worst.

Worst would to be one of those loyal to God in the prior exixtsance and to be fooled by Anti-Christ when he finally arrives here.

Those ones will have Eternal life but will be "naked" that is embarrassed for all the rest of their days. Like Popes and Pastors and Politicians.

>>733954287
how do I make my faith stronger? Lately I have been slowly sympathizing to false religions(Islam) as well as bad habits(drinking). How do I rejuvenate my faith again and how do I abstain from the devils temptation in this modern world?

>>733954287
fuck off with that stop trying to spread your barbaric dogma

>>733960840
Faggot.

>>733960280
you need faith why? scared of no afterlife?

Faith is not needed if you are just a good person, why humans need to be arrogant enough and self important that we life for ever.
>>733960746
Which Bible? many were destroyed because of the huge variations. Google Bible inconsistencies... can't even get one version correct

>>733960686
C'mon man. Half the fun of trolling is other trolls act like either babbling idiots and/or extremely pretentious and then you get joy knowing they get joy knowing you're both lonely middle aged guys with nothing better to do but engage in idiotic pseudo feinting of blantant self awareness of your mutual stupidity on the internet. Don't give up so easy.

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>>733954287
Fuck your abrahamic cuck religion.

>>733960948
Why dont you love me?

>>733960969

You're only excusing your ignorance instead of rewarding your curiosity you dumb fuck

https://infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/contradictions.html

Too many cooks lol

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>>733960746
Not a real argument. And that is the opposite of what happened to me anyway. I grew up a Lutheran, became agnostic at 15 and atheist at 18. The Bible is obviously full of mumbo jumbo and forever will be.

>>733961067
Because I'm malicious and I don't love all my children.

>>733961082
ignorance coming from a faith preacher
hilarious
look up a dictionary
Ignorance is FAITH you fucking anal wart of a follower

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>>733961082

>>733961158
This made me kek. Ill be thinking of you tonight anon

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>>733960520
I am gay. I do not hate them, but I do resist my lusts. Just another thing that keeps me humble and is why I am faithful rather then a religious fanatic..

It is not my goal to close the gates of heaven but to answer questions and encourage curiosity...

Faith is belief with out proof but does not mean you can not gain understanding.

>>733961152
>>733961206
>>733961213


The real irony is that you are the mindless desolutes. Not religion or morals which it encompasses.

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>>733961306
There is absolutely no way this isn't a troll post. Sorry, Anon.

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>>733960791
No they did not they gad more than that but still were nmot the first humans ever.

Perhaps if you actually read the book you would know that most churches are filled with liars and the Bible itself warns you of things like that.

>>733961511

Humanity is filled with liars and bible warns you about that

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>>733961470
You see what you wish.

I am the parrot guy here at /b/ and am very well known for my posts about faith with in the Abrahamic religions.

I do not joke on these matters.

>>733960936
plz help me /b/reachers!

>>733961435
Do an IQ test, you will be impressed that you nearly made 100.
Again, look up irony, learn how to use it correctly.
Morals you say?? Every great war and massacre over the last 2000 years are religiously based. Current wars religiously based.
Christianity in the dark ages... burn those witches and then there was the great christian cleansing.
You need religion for morals??? how weak are you, better get some more faith into you.
You have no argument valid here at all.

>>733960791

I'm not Christian but I have read the bible a few times and Adam and Eve most certainly had more children. I want to say their third son was named Seth, but I could be very wrong here; I cannot remember with 100% accuracy. They also had daughters, whom it spoke of in the Bible.

>>733961511
Again which Bible? please be specific
Many were purged...
Again
read this and explain:
https://infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/contradictions.html

>>733961788
So all population is based on incest?
interesting
Never met anyone over 12 who actually believed in the old testament, embarrassing

>>733961744

Learn2history

WW2 was a war without faith in God but in fascism and communism and it was the most brutal conflict the world has ever seen. Killing more that anything else recorded.

Now go be a degenerate somewhere else

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>>733961603
True, but it is often more specific.

Such as saying Religions are the teaching and traditions of man that make void the word of God.

I often tell folks to buy a red letter edition of the Bible just so they can see how little of what is there was actually said by God or Christ.

Just because Levi, Paul, James, the Pope, or your pastor tell you a thing.,.. does not mean it is true. Nor are they actually all innocent teachers. Some of those I named are more wolf than shepherd.

fear of the unknown is the corner stone of faith

>>733962063

Funny because most people of faith feared nothing

>>733961986
wow
you passed grade ten, now read some grown up books...

Most brutal conflict world has seen ahahah
not sure which history books you have been reading

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>>733961826
Bullinger's Companion Bible a very nicely indexed and annotated KJV along with a Strong's concordance if you are wanting to try and understand Christs teaching.

>>733961902
I stated at the beginning of my post that I wasn't a Christian. Therefore, I don't personally believe it.

I have read the book though. Theology interests me from the viewpoint of understanding psychology of early or ancient man, so I read a lot of religious texts of various faiths.

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>>733959626
Please come join this discussion! Help us to better understand one another on this Saturday of not much else to do! People from all walks of faith are welcome

>>733954742
You're right about Hellsing. Maybe there is something to this whole Jesus thing.

>>733962209

Haha what are you trying to say here you little uneducated shit?

Just look at th e death toll of communist atheist regime in China and Russia and compare it to everything else that transpired.

>>733962174
Fear of the unknown was the original action. Faith in a higher power to protect us from the unknown was a reaction.

>>733962266
So, how do you explain identical or nearly identical stories from religious founded much much sooner than Christianity or even Judaism? Logically, it would seem Abrahamic religions borrowed from these much older religions in some of their stories.

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>>733962537
Because those who encountered the stories of the Hebrew People and of Christ told them with in their own traditions and ways.

I have very little trust of ancient chronology an history before the modern era.

The gospel shall be published in all things is a part of the promise.

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>>733962942

>>733962537

If you lived long enough you lose fear of death, the only thing that keeps you going is faith

All this Christ shit is a load of Bollocks. All this fucking magic bullshit you god damn inbred half Jewish retards decided to just make up because you are too stupid to see the actual god damned truth.

JESUS OF NAZARETH IS A MORE INTERESTING, COMPELLING AND WORTHWHILE OBEJCT OF REVERENCE THAN JESUS CHRIST, MAGIC BULLSHITTER WHO DID NOT RETURN FROM THE DEAD.

>>733962537

Does it really matter who borrowed from whom?

The bible has enough OC to be relevant for over 2000 years

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>>733962294
>>733959626 →
Please come here! I would like to learn of our different viewpoints in a less hateful thread :)

>>733963256

Triggered SJW detected

Here's a lesson in life

Deal with it

>>733963278
>OC
A lot of the stories recorded in Hebrew were actually stories from their conquerors - like adam and eve, or the great flood. It was copypasta by the time it made it to the bible.

>>733963256
Just take all your magic Christ bullshit and fuck off. Don't give me that "he died for our sins" Shit either. That sentence only makes sense if you've already drank the fucking koolaid.

Jesus LIVED to show everyone a better way. And you FUCKING idiots are so enthralled by a bunch old ass bullshitters who just want your fucking money, that you don't even TRY to emulate his example.
>forgo worldy possessions
>show compassion for literally everyone
>spend private time in deep reflection
>work selflessly for the benefit of humanity

>>733954287
miss you jesus

you may know I'm satan because I don't embrace the purity of god but...

all of the old holy texts have let me know that there is some barbarism that's necessary in order to change the world for the better

hate to say it old J-C but the world hasn't changed a bit since it's gone under your guidance. In fact, it's gotten way worse.

>>733963077
The only thing that keeps me going is so that I can provide for my daughter, not faith. I don't have a fear of death. Honestly, chasing to exist and nothing after that sounds a lot more peaceful to me, personally. I'm not saying you're wrong exactly for thinking the way that you do, and a persons faith is important to them and would therefore never try to make them stray from their faith... I just don't have it myself. I believe there is nothing after death, and that sounds preferable to me.

>>733963695
All you fucking faggots do is cherry pick the teachings of Jesus for whenever it suits you to follow them
>Muslims don't count
>blacks aren't human
>I totes need monie tho
>i self reflect best in giant stadiums

Go fuck yourselves Christians. You hypocritical faggots.

>>733963619

You're talking about the old testament

God made you special and He loves you very much! ^_^

>>733963874

Your daughter is your faith, because you see a part of God in her. Something selfless beyound yourself.

>>733963933
No shit dumbass. No he was talking about the OTHER book written in fucking Hebrew

>>733963933
you say as though it's not about the same god as the new testament

>>733964055
Then why did he make me a brain incapable of feeling Joy?

>>733963925

How are you confusing Christians with neo nazis is beyound me

Even nazis had africans and italians in their regimes

>>733964154

The other hebrews became Christian, and so should you, you God forsaken kike

>>733964293
I believe he's referencing the hate and intolerance many Christians express regarding blacks and muslims - opposing's Jesus' call to love one another.

>>733964153
My daughter is my flesh and blood. My family. If it wasn't for her I would have painted my walls years and years ago.

I am not trying to be derogatory or rude or anything like that, but I personally do not believe in a god or an afterlife.

>>733964487

Jesus did call for love of thy naybhour, but even when slapped with opposition he persisted and eventually won, even in death due to the strength of his faith

>>733965051
Yes, but not with violence or malice. The ideas he spread were his real weapon. I feel like many forget this.

>>733964629

Honestly you should not hang your esistance and prosperity on her shoulders, ultimately you are doing it for something else. Hopefully for a higher purpose than bare survival.

>>733964231
Maybe you're just not opening yourself to the belief that you can feel joy regardless of the morbid activities happening around you

>>733965168

He did trash a temple though

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jesus was black

>>733954287
Jesus what is your favorite girl from love live

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Anyone else having this ad constantly at the bottom of their phone? It feels kind of strange to be having what can barely be considered a religious discussion because no one is actually doing anything other than insult, only to scroll down and see Judy Hopps getting plowed from behind every time I post something....

>>733954374
I am too!

>>733965846
I am not.

While I certainly believe in God.
I have no clue which of those claiming to be his shepherds are actually wolves in sheep's clothing so I avoid them all. I presume god will understand.

If I never hear the words "Jesus" or "God" for the rest of my life, it'll be too soon.

>>733966033
Church is in your heart, not a physical building, etc etc etc.

I'm not Christian but I seem to remember it saying something vaguely along those lines somewhere back when I read the bible. I guess you're good.

>>733965423
He was practically a rock star, can you blame him?

>>733965723
>no one is actually doing anything other than insult
My chats in this thread have been quite pleasant though

>>733966657

I partially retract my statement. A vocal majority seems fit to only troll or insult, and only a very small number of participants of this thread have been polite in any way.

>>733966930
lol, yeah
isn't /b/ great?

>>733954287
ill set jesus on fire cus hes a faggot character.

>>733967616

I suppose that depends heavily upon your person opinion of great and/or your ability or lack thereof to convey satire or front through a message board post without being aided by visual stimuli such as images or gifs.

>>733954287
You forgot "bane of capital letters"

>>733968027
I don't properly convey my sarcasm vocally either. My humor is deadpan, and so is my every day conversation. The messaged you received was ambiguous as intended - probably because I think /b/ is great in some ways, and terrible in others.

>>733968338
Well I mean I've been here for longer than I would ever care to admit so it has to be doing something right.

little known fact all ex-christians are actually angry boys whose hate for God stemmed from parents forcing them to go to sunday service thus missing out on arma 2 roleplay

>>733954287
>come home after long day of work
>wife been putting on weight
>get suspicious ask questions
>turns out she's pregnant
>tells you it was God
>believe her

shiggy

>>733969827
ex christian here, can confirm
except for whatever arma is
or being forced to go to sunday service
(we had sunday school, and it was mostly games)
or the hating god part, since I still love god
or the angry part

but seriously spot on

:)

>>733970920
Was not a Christian to begin with, but I could always acknowledge this. The quickest way to force someone away from religion is to force religion on them as a child.

Also Arma is a war simulator game of sorts. I haven't played it but it looks okay.

>>733954287
The biggest jew ever who fucked over the white race and has caused the downfall of modern humanity and civilization. Gg shitbitch gg.

OP do you believe in White Jesus or Jew/Arab/nondescript Middle Eastern Jesus? Cause he wasn't white.