Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>733940517
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun.
Hello. How are you tonight?
>>733951062
>ruffles hair
We weren't put on this earth to suffer and cry
We were made for being happy, so be happy
For me, for you, please...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTn6vvTq2eA
mini-Misaka clone
>>733950986
hey tali
Totori
>>733951028
It's a nice changeup, I rewatched Lodoss War right before starting it. On another note, nigori sake is pretty tasty.
one of those nights
https://youtu.be/HxkechZOMdc
Still here
>>733951290
Hm never had sake before to be honest. I am more of a whiskey kind of person but I want to try sake.
>>733950986
>>733951110
Considering the suit never comes off
I'd imagine she smells pretty bad in there
>>733951335
still queer
>>733951188
Stop being sad and have a hug
>>733951237
Gibs tower of donuts
>>733951397
You would be wrong. one of the benefits of the suit is its self cleaning also it does come off.
>>733951205
توقف، نيجر
>Misaki Claimed
>>733951110
Stahp
>>733951558
You love it
>>733951552
nice meme
>>733951500
You can't tell me what to do.
Though I wouldn't deny a hug.
>>733951552
:(
>>733951688
I can never tell with mai-chan
idk what's a meme and what's a dream
>>733951335
hey tomo
>>733951500
mmmm donuts
>>733951188
"We were put here on this earth, put here to feel joy"
>>733951388
Whiskey and vodka are two of my favorites, but only recently did I try sake for more than just cooking. Pretty good all in all.
>>733951780
i can't tell what age she is :(
>>733951613
Yeah, I do.
>>733951941
I wish you would die :(
>>733951922
Hmmm recommend any types? Are their different ones?
>>733951780
>mai-chan
It's Agiri-chan.
>>733951778
I think you underestimate my controlling.
Also no hugs you give a real smile
>>733951789
Was your day good
>>733951971
Now what if i did something more...brash
>>733951994
kill me kona-chan :(
>>733951188
>>733951888
>those eights
Prophecy.
>>733952041
I'm gonna cry
>>733952085
is this sachi or mugi?
I want to hug one and kick the other -_-
I'm all armoured up
I got my old helmet on
Keeping out an eye
Puffing all my feather's up
One more little blow
One more tap and I'll collapse
Teetering on a toe
When I feel that finally poke
>>733951464
Nah. Is that all you want to talk abou with me? >>733951789
Hi shinobu
Goodnight.
>>733952076
>
>>733951888
I have this to tell you, remember it once in a while
Ten years ago, your past-self prayed for your happiness
Please don't lose hope...
>>733952076
That's not fair!
>>733952146
kick me kona-chan :(
>>733952245
yes
>>733952343
fuck off
>>733952257
*hugs*
>>733952076
eh, it was alright, still didnt sleep enough, tired again, how are you?
>>733952375
>>733952375
What did Sachi do?
>>733951530
What do the sand runes say?
>>733952027
Yeah, they vary on alcohol content and taste, some of the cheaper stuff should be served warm, while others do well chilled or cold. The one I'm drinking now barely has any afterburn, Kurosawa Nigori. I definitely recommend it.
>>733952282
Are those safety scissors?
>>733952304
I think thats quite a deal. A hug for a smile. Just think about the warm embrace thats awaiting you.
>>733952409
Bout the same tbh, not enough sleep but today was only half a workday.
>>733952375
why :(
>>733952490
You can't make me!
>>733952343
We'll ask away I guess
>>733952435
Why do you mean to me :(
>>733952501
you deserve it
>>733952436
Autist things -_-
>>733952550
when was the last time you fapped?
>>733952628
cut me kona-chan :(
hello
>>733952464
Alright, I will try to remember that when I am on another alcohol run. Thanks.
>>733952689
perfection <3
>>733952628
Too hugbox for me
>>733952304
"Oh, oh what a pair me and you, put here to feel joy not be blue Sad times and bad times see them through Soon we will know if it's for real What we both feel"
>>733952548
You are right and i dont want to. I want you to do it of your own free will. Which is why i offered the hug in exchange which you cant make me give you as well
>>733952689
Yuuuuuukiii
>>733952792
>>733952490
have time off for holiday weekend?
>>733952689
heya yuuki
>>733952490
Hmph. It doesn't matter. She can make a butter knife lethal.
>>733952711
i miss you :(
>>733952673
2 days ago actually.
>>733952735
of course
>>733952792
yo
>>733952866
how's it going dude?
Well I'm out for the night. See you whenever I can't sleep again I guess.
Was nice talking to everyone.
>>733952490
>One before I go
>Can't resist
>>733952940
>>733952749
What would you take besides a hug? :o
>>733952934
good i guess, just tired, how are you?
>>733952992
>>733953002
You?
>>733952910
I like twintails Tomoko.
>>733952866
Yes today was a halfday and i get monday off
>>733952981
Hugs~
>>733952874
Thats kinda sexy
>>733953065
>>733952689
Ayy Yuuki. How's it going?
>>733952725
How about you, got a particular favorite to recommend?
>>733953052
idk
>>733953206
>>733953061
Pretty okay, didn't do much today and now I'm in WoW. you?
>>733953251
Good, relaxing with some WoW, you?
>>733953274
You always like the weird girls :v
>>733953148
:(
come back
>>733953130
a hour ago
>>733953251
Hm well I suppose the Jim Beam Red Stag with Red Mountain Dew. My friends dad recommended it to me and I really like it.
>>733953202
nice
>>733953377
just sitting in here, chatting with some friends about LoL things in discord but not playing
>>733953414
Wrong -_-
>>733953569
Do you follow any of the pro leagues at all?
>>733953604
I was hoping that text would be edited
learn the euphonium :o
Hello everyone.
>>733953340
Best waifu right here.
>>733953617
not really anymore, i pay attention to whose playing in worlds and thats about it
>>733953733
hey hanako
>>733953202
Yes, violent girls are very kinky.
>>733953427
not now
>>733953712
I already play guitar with a disability according to you, so why should I learn the euphonium?
>>733953569
Come visit me
>>733953796
And kinky is always good
>>733953377
Round 2 of drinks, had a cookout earlier along with watching some boxing. Doing vidya with some friends right now.
>>733953459
I've had Jim Beam, but not the Red Stag. How's the taste on that?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>733953852
You take my jokes too seriously :v
it's a beautiful instrument -_-
>>733953875
i dont like even leaving my house, no way im goin all the way to your place ;-;
>>733953798
ok :(
>>733953604
Played the Euphonium in high school. It was fun. Looking back at those years, I really regret not going to band again for senior year.
>>733953733
Salutations.
>>733953982
What if i put out donuts
>>733953199
I love her too. She is very pretty. >>733953427
To what?
>>733953766
Heya Shinobu. How's it going?
>>733953903
Hi Juvia. How are you?
>
>>733954041
Hiya Urabe. How are you?
>>733953733
Hai
>>733953905
I can barely ever tell when you're joking -_-
>>733953905
>>733954041
Not interested in the euphonium tbh
>>733954149
something uwu
>>733953733
Hey Hanako!
>>733953766
I follow NA LCS pretty closely, but that's it
>>733953890
Nice, I had some steak earlier with the family
>>733954265
I'm always serious :o
it's beautiful, guitar music is dead -_-
>>733954250
The kiss of death
>>733953875
Agreed! Kinky is best.
>>733953903
Hi Juvia. How are you?
>>733954172
I'm doing good thank you. How are you doing on this fine night?
>>733954265
>gasp
>>733954355
meme
Good night all
>>733954051
still not wurf, fuck planes
>>733954172
good i guess, forever tired
>>733954353
yea TSM and CLG are only NA teams i know anything about
>>733954555
>checked
night tali
>>733954546
You meme too much t b h
sometimes I can't tell when you're being serious -_-
>>733954632
never
>>733954613
I follow most of them. I want to follow and watch Korean teams but they play so early in the morning that it's really hard
>>733954719
:(
so when you're mad at me it's just jokes :smile:
>>733953903
Having a good night?
>>733954353
Sausages and ribs here. It was hot and humid as hell though.
>>733954250
Yo. How are you?
>>733954353
Hiya Yuuki! How's it going?
>>733954431
Good to hear. I'm doing pretty well, about to be better once i make a drink in a few minutes.
>>733954555
> trips
Goodnight Tali.
>>733954613
Maybe you should see a doctor about it, there could be something wrong.
>>733954772
well when i'm mad i'm a bit more serious
asuka reminds me of myself
QOTT: Do you ever see or read something that makes you so FUCKING INDESCRIBABLY ANGRY that it makes you want to shoot someone?
>>733954999
yes
>>733953890
It is cherry flavored which is good but can be a little weird if you dont like cherry.
>>733954172
Hello beautiful
>
I'm good how are you?
Also sorry I'm late love
>>733954250
Hello yoko
>>733954431
Hello urabe
I'm good, how are you?
>pretty panties
>>733954555
>trips
Nighty night
>>733954805
Yeah it's been nice how has yours been?
>>733954999
Am I supposed to turn on CNN?
>>733954805
Same, it's getting to be really hot here in GA
>>733954817
Good, doing some WoW stuff right now. I'm guessing you have beer and music?
>>733954286
Share come on
>>733954999
It is possible.
>>733954764
yea i never watch streams anymore so i lost track of all pro stuff
>>733954817
meh unless i feel like im dying im not going to a doctor
>>733954999
no
>>733954999
edgy and no
>>733954854
:(
You shouldn't think so poorly about yourself
>>733954555
Nighty night Tali.
>>733954817
That's nice. A drink sounds nice right about now. You making something alcoholic?
>>733954999
Not really. Sometimes I find an opinion I greatly disagree with on /m/ or Youtube.
>>733955124
That's nice to hear. I could be better honestly.
>not for you
>>733954999
no?
>>733955051
Good because I'm fucking MAD
>>733955147
Wouldn't be a terrible idea tbh
>>733955454
y not
>>733955124
Hello cutie~
>>733954817
Good, watching Samurai Jack and practicing guitar between commercial breaks. What about you~?
>>733954999
> Trips
You mean like most of shit that's going on in Europe these days with the rapefugees?
>>733955124
Good to hear. I'm pretty good, just trying to decide between playing a game or listening to music.
No worries beautiful~
>>733955203
Sounds fun, is it going well? Close, vodka and music!...or a game not sure yet lol.
>>733955417
Fair enough, but they could probably get you some of the good shit to help you sleep.
>>733955670
you're amazing :o
>>733955353
no uwu
>>733955400
That's what I'm talking about
>>733955417
How?
>>733955454
I don't think it's edgy at all tbh
>>733955796
Something really fucking similar and my blood is beyond boiling at this point. I'd share but it involves kids and I had the impulse to start putting holes in things.
>>733955953
doubt
>>733956062
You have a shit tier weapon.
Fucking disgusting.
>>733955417
I hear ya, the major tournaments are much more exciting anyway
>>733955796
DANG! I have half a bottle of fireball to finish up sometime
>>733956000
Are you queer too
>>733955796
meh
>>733956062
because i dont care about anything enough to want to kill someone over it
>>733955124
Been all good over here, vidya and drinks. Might get walloped by storms a bit later.
>>733955054
That would actually go really well with it, cherry coke with the regular stuff was pretty good when I tried it. Gonna keep my eye out for that one. Thanks.
You guys do know that Trump isn't gonna MAGA, right?
>>733955554
> One off
Yup, a screwdriver to be exact~
>>733955756
Cool, electric or acoustic?
I'm good, About to make myself a drink~
>>733956062
What gets me even more is the fact these countries are doing NOTHING about it. Ahh i see, i understand what you mean..
>>733956178
Maybe next time~ Oh, why not break it out tonight?
>>733955554
Why what's wrong?
>too bad I'm looking anyway
>>733955756
How are you sexy?
>>733955796
What game dark souls?
W-whatever...
A-and I'm s-sorry for leaving you last night. S-so here
>
>>733956287
What vidya?
Yeah sounds nice to me but i like rain
>>733956214
yes
>>733956452
lick me
>>733956332
https://my.mixtape.moe/gvkhei.mp3
:(
>>733956468
Was it queer?
>>733956401
I'm going to bed shortly, and I want to have some beer to chase it anyway.
Actually, I'll be back in a sec haha
WHAT'S UP BABES
SCARAMOUCHE IS HERE, BABY
>>733956510
What is this? I thought it was gonna be that thing miku always sends me
>>733956062
I see.
Will it end tonight?
>>733956718
It's a slowed down version of the Flip Flappers ending. I like it a lot.
https://my.mixtape.moe/uayvut.mp3
>>733956462
Oh my~
Very flirtacious tonight, I see~
I'm good, watching Samurai Jack and practicing playing really fast on guitar
>>733956401
Electric but its 1 AM so I have it unplugged. But I can use headphones with amp if I wanted.
Ooh, getting drunk I see~
>>733956134
>Not even my final form
>>733956401
I don't think I have ever felt true fury until I read the part about the rape of the 11 month old. What. The. Fuck.
There are times when I wished we had just been nuked.
>>733956727
Not yet. Soon God willing.
>>733956475
C'MON BABES
DON'T IGNORE SCARAMOUCHE THE MERCILESS, BABY
>>733957094
thank you
>>733956869
It's a shame the show bombed :(
I like just the piano more
>>733956511
yeah it was
>>733957166
DUBS DEMANDS
>>733957183
Japs have shit taste tbh
>>733956254
Just a thought~
>>733956462
Yup.
You cutie~
There's no need to apologize silly, 4chan broke last night~ Mmm but don't mind if i take in this sexy view...
>>733956603
Ahh well that's a shame.
Haha alright~
>>733956925
Cool. Well as long as you can still practice~
Maybe just a tad bit~
>>733957248
they have good screamo t b h
why are you up so late -_-
QOTT: Why do all the characters in Flip Flappers look like frogs
I've never seen the show
>>733957370
this but
>>733957305
Got me a shot of fireball and a Miller Lite, LET'S GO
>>733957350
>good screamo
ResidentSleeper although i listen to Anal Cunt so i guess i can't say anything
it's only 1:30
>>733957370
It's just the artstyle of the show.
Hi everyone. Sorry I haven't been around today, as usual I'm a bad person and should have came in a lot sooner. Today was my dad's birthday and he's doing better but still both isn't 100% and refuses to go to the doctor, so I'm just trying to make his life easier until he gets better.
Unfortunately I'm not staying, I need some sleep. Not to be that person who calls out their birthday, but tomorrow is mine and I want to get up early so I can spend a little time with a couple of friends. I sweat, promise on my heart that I'll be on for most of the day tomorrow! Well, barring something strange like if I can't post or something like that.
I just wanted to pop in and give you an update, I'm really really sorry for not being more consistent. I hope you guys aren't mad.
As always, I love you all, and please have a great night. <3
>>733957094
lewd!
>>733956462
A-also a bit lewd... but it's okay. Love you miss Juvia. <3
>>733957602
Swear* whoops. I mean, i sweat too, it's like 80 degrees here, but that's not what I meant!
>>733956462
Halo 4 with the usual group of suspects, would be 5, but one of them can't be arsed to get an xbone.
It's a good way to catch up at least.
>>733957602
No one missed you, mega faggot
>>733956401
Oooohhh. I actually haven't been drinking at all since I passed the drinking age. This sounds good.
>>733956452
Kinky.
>>733956462
Nothing serious, I have to wake up at 7 AM tomorrow. I can't stay here for too much longer because of it.
>
>>733957534
I don't like it tbsdfgvfrth
When I read the plot on Wikipedia I honestly expected it to be about frog girls, and I would have been more interested in watching it if it was.
>>733957534
she's literally in a swamp
idk what any of these emojis mean, I just like to make fun of kyouko
>>733957602
Nice to see you kanna. Too many birthdays now but sleep well and hopefully your father feels better.
>>733957088
Shit like that doesn't even surprise me anymore. Fucking people these days man...
>>733957494
That;s the spirit!
CHEERS!
>>733957602
You really don't need to apologize Kanna, some things you just have to do. I'm glad to hear your dad is getting better and happy birthday to him!
Goodnight Kanna and hopefully see you tomorrow~ <3
>hug
>>733957740
Why not? They are pretty good, it's probably my second favorite cocktail.
some times i read through these threads when im high and i get scared that this is reality and have to remind my self of air
>>733958116
It's been a bit since I've had straight whiskey, that burns SO GOOD! Cheers!
>>733958176
that was judgmental and im sorry
>>733956925
S-shut up...
I am not!
That sounds like a fun night
>>733957094
Cute and sexy
>>733957305
Of course
S-shut up
I thought i was the only one
S-shut up you pervert!
>>733957602
Hello kanna
I'm glad you liked it~
>pat pat
>>733957693
Yeah it's always good to play vidya with friends
>>733957740
I see. I know that feeling
>aw don't be like that miss cute panties
>>733957846
i don't know what's happening in that pic tbh
>>733957794
Renge has been putting off watching it because of the giant eyes, so I mean you're not the only one that thinks it looks weird.
For an extremely basic and short summary, it's just a magical girl anime. I was drawn more to the characters and how colorful it was though.
>>733957602
Happy birthday to him and you, rest well and I'm sure we'll see you on the other side.
oops
>>733958256
can i be this girl?
>>733957602
It's good to hear from you again. Happy Birthday Kanna-chan.
>>733958116
I don't know to be honest. I guess I was never motivated enough or maybe I'm just too busy. I'd like to try it sometime.
>>733957305
Hehe~
Don't get too drunk or someone might take advantage of you~
>>733958318
You just called me sexy~
Tsunderes are sooo cute~
It's even more fun now that you're here~
>mfw I realize Ashi was naked this whole time
>>733958426
>can i be this girl?
With red eye contacts, pink hair dye, and a lot of dedication, maybe, but I don't know where you'll get those horn implants.
>>733958229
Aww yeah drink it up~
Drink no. 2 here i come!
>>733958318
Decided to listen to music actually lol.
You know how to make me shut up~
i thought i was, but then i looked at other threads and the were all frozen.
Hey, you wanted me to look, remember~
> My sexy little tsundere~
>>733958591
That's how i was before and for a little while after i turned 21, didn't really care much to drink. I quite enjoy it now though. Nice, i'd like to hear what you think of it.
>>733958610
Well i wouldn't want that now would i~
>>733958318
Yeah. Not a big deal. Just annoying.
>this isn't a joke
>>733958931
I've seen this pic on Steam. Is this really from the show? It's hilarious!
>>733958610
Y-yeah well you are...
I am not a tsundere!
>>733959151
What music?
No you stupid pervert! I hate you
Yeah same here
Y-yeah well whatever
>shut up!
>>733959223
Yeah no doubt. I hate getting up early for work too
>c'mon you can't post gifs like that and not expect me to admire thise cute panties
>>733959151
I'm gonna finish this beer and be done haha
>>733959617
Says you~
>show a little skin, tsundere~
>>733959151
Hehe~
I hope not~
>>733959617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDeCaP_HGI
Aww cmon, i wasn't able to fully enjoy your kiss last night...
Yeah it's a shame, things were starting to get good~
Now i need to get you to let me have a feel~
> Make me, you sexy tsundere~
>>733959748
Aww what a shame~ Maybe next time we'll get to have a good night of drinking!
>>733959866
Then again, who know, i just might be the one to be taking advantage of someone~
What
>>733960182
Fuck off nigger
>>733960277
Confused
>>733960164
Yeah, if i didn't have to walk downstairs every time I wanted a drink we'd be in business. I'm getting a mini fridge in here soon tho!
>>733960589
awwww yissss, mutha fuckin mini fridge
>>733959151
Oh well that's somewhat relieving to hear. I should get into it next chance I get. The law can't stop me now!
>>733959617
I'm not a morning person. I have no idea why I settled for early schedules. I'm so dumb!
>what? That wasn't intentional!
Sorry~°
I used your thing.
Bye.
>>733960589
Yeah that does sound like a pain, especially if you have a few and are a bit tipsy~
Ohoho nice!
>>733960909
Haha just make sure you dont end up getting TOO into it~ Exactly, no more stupid laws to worry about!
>>733961095
That's gonna cost you about tree-fiddy.
>>733959866
>dubs
No! You pervert!
>>733960164
And you never will!
They were notyou stupid pervert
No you're such a stupid pervert i hate you!
>i am not a tsundere shut up!
>>733960909
Same here. Which is why I'm trying to change mine
>oh don't play dumb pretty panties
>
>>733960761
It's unfortunately up at school, so I gotta drive back and get it. Not enough room in my car when I first drove back
>>733961228
The other problem is the beer is my dads, and I don't want to steal it all
>>733960164
Oh my~
So frisky~
I hope you don't take advantage of me~
>>733961466
Oh come on, sexy~
Prove you're not tsundere by showing me something ~
>
good morning
>>733961572
nigga go get that shit
>>733961466
>dubs
Oh i've enjoyed them quite a bit in the past~
They certainly were, i'm sure things would have gotten rather lewd if we could have continued last night~
To me that sounded like " Oh Hanako please squeeze them, i'm dying for your touch"~
> Oh just kiss me already my sweet little tsundere~
>>733961572
Ahh good call, i doubt he'd be very happy about that!
>>733961847
Well i do get a bit more frisky when i drink~
No promises~
>>733962045
Don't listen to him yuuki, unless you're a dirtbag. How would you like it if someone stole your beer?
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/6818283/juvia_fairy_tail_sop.html?from=video_related
>>733962150
Pretty sure he was talking about the fridge.
>>733962018
bad morning
>>733962269
Oh, sorry
>>733962135
I don't think he'd really care tbh, but still, he's gotten kind of annoyed in the past when my brother did it
>>733962299
Having a bad one? What's the craic?
>>733962602
no just saying the opposite
why are you waking up so early?
>>733961847
No pervert!
How would that prove I'm not a tsundere!
>>733962135
Shut up shut up shut up shut up!
No they would not have!
No it means stay away Hanako you stupid pervert i hate you!
>no i hate you and I'd never want to kiss you!
>>733956287
Of course no problem at all. Whats funny is I have yet to try it with Cherry Coke or Pepsi. My apologize for replying so late I got caught up in something.
>Yakumo