>It's 2017 and you still haven't let Jesus enter

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>>733949255
Too busy masterbating to demons.

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>>733949347
Absolutely Hersay! Repent thy demons, anon! Accept Jesus Christ in your heart!

I like Jesus, but I like women too.

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Not too sure tbh, why should I though?

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>>733949255
Fuck your intergalactic space wizards.

>>733950021
Because Jesus loves you Anon.

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>>733950169
How so? And why?

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>>733950069
You know, Anon, Fedora-Tipping edgelords like you rot in hell!

>>733950293
Because you're white! White is right, blacks are just overcooked whites.

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>>733950398
I see

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>>733949255
>M40-37983
>Not exclusively worshipping the God-Emperor of Mankind

>>733949255
ricky gervais, george carlin, and gaahl from gorgoroth fisted my fissured asshole. the pain and my fedora is protecting me from mind raping jehovah's witnesses like you.

>>733950320
But, anon, we are already in hell.

>>733949255
...because I don't want him to paint the inside walls of my aorta.

>>733949255
If accepting jesus would prevent me from dying for the next 50 years and a lifetime of pleasant happiness awaited I would let this mythical white spirit into my heart.

>>733950955
It will anon, see, god has blessed you with dubs!

>>733949255
I wish I could, but idk how to just start believing in something I don't

>>733950741
>jesus
>jehovah witness
pick one you dumb faggot.

>>733951025
Then whats this exact process. Ineed this in science i cant just say 'beleezus enber meee' thats not how it works.

>follow Jesus
>Visit /b/

Pick one

Already have

jesus is a filthy jew he should be made into soap

lol god abonded us long ago and left us with his only begotten son lucifer aka jesus to punish us for all eternity so forgive me if im a little upset to be born on this pathetic planet. fuck off trap.

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No

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>>733949255
Because the sin is a wall that I made between me and God. That's the why I can't have it into my hearth.

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>worshiping a jew
OP do you realize how dumb you sound

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>>733952348
>High Pocahontas
>Pocahontas

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fuck off samefag REEEEEE

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>>733949255
>samefagging this hard

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>>733952729
im 54 and 55 dont know chanscript to check samegaggint?

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>>733952837
Lol faggot

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>>733952703
Did You Just Assume Her Racial Group!?

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admitting to samefagging this hard

>>733949255
Because "letting Jesus enter your heart" is not a biblical, and therefore not a Christian concept.

Scripture speaks of repentance, faith, and baptism. You are an idolater and a blasphemer, putting words into God's mouth when He has given you His Word. Shut up, listen, repent, and believe.

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>>733952837
You really suck at this, you know that, right? You fucking autist.

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>>733953203
>taking the b8 this hard
lurk moar

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>>733952729
I'm not a samefag tbh

>>733953196
>Shut up, listen, repent, and believe.
I agreed with you completly, but not at all with that.

Do you believe in evolution or in creation?

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>>733952729
It takes a special kind of special to be this special

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>>733954065
sHUT UP, SHUT UPP