We judge each other based on our first names >I'll

>>733946998
She ain't got no pants on

Jack. I think it's a good name. Very masculine.

>>733946998
Gay-ge

>>733947069
I understand that it's supposed to get people interested in my shitty thread

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>>733947069

>>733946998
One more and i would of checked you

Porter Gage from Nuka World?

>>733946998
She has some huge ass feet!

Bob.

Doug

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I like this thread!

>>733946998
Can you imagine if you were that guy in line and you had to not look at her pusy?

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>>733946998
So we should gauge you based on your name?

>>733946998
>ITT

>we judge each other based on something that was never our choice.

be less creative and never try.

>>733947069
It's shopped, they're pink in the actual pic

>>733947317
*ba dum tss*

>>733947231
Mediocre guy couple kids ex wife maybe, works in a factory of sorts?

>>733946998
No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Timb

>>733947275
that man has a nice face

Mel

>>733947388
>Mediocre guy couple kidsex wife maybe, works in a factory of sorts?

>>733947069
This destroyed me. I can't sleep now knowing she aint got not pants on.

Rafael

Randall

Sup

Harrison.

>>733947388
Tall ginger. No kids, no wife and work in a theater

>>733947481
Hispanic fag with a thin mustache who frequents Grindr.

Jeremiah

>>733946998
i know a guy named gage, hes a faggot with a fucked nose

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>>733947488

>>733946998
I'm going to WalMart later b/ros

>>733947488
hi

>>733946998

fuck you, thats my name, who told you you could use it you bitch

>>733947441
Hillary supporter

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>>733947293
My sides. Gobe. Gone.

>>733947346
You dont have to go by the name given on your birth certificate.You also can have it legally changed to something you do like

>post discarded

>>733947551
are you a bullfrog?

Aaron

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>>733947069
Good call

Almost missed it.

>>733947110
Wishes he went to the gym and was masculine. Makes up for it be complimenting his own name.
>>733947231
Works in a grocery store for the past 15 years>>733947254
Jew

Ethan.

>>733947551
Amish

>>733947525
Nope curly brown hair 20 so no kids no wife work at guitar shop.

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Brad

>>733946998
man look at that tight ass

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>>733947618
Gotcha

Ray

>>733947488
Tech worker. Late 20s or early 30s. Wishes he could be in high school again. Spends an unnerving amount of time trying make friendsure with teenagers.

>>733947558
Go on?

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My name's Chad
>pic related is me

>>733947682

a total Douche-nozzle that gets used by women for nothing other then child support

>>733947567
hi

Luke.

>>733947694
No

Emanuel

Pedro

>>733947570
Not in the slightest

Jeremy.

>>733947698
definitely a douche

>>733947754
>Chad
>that face

Chad in name only

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>>733947682
Ethan... EEEETHAAAAN

>>733947735
Sells crack to white trash. Also has no front teeth

>>733947722
double dubs bullfrog

>>733947771
with the force

>>733947771

Hardcore feminazi because you had an Abusive Father

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>>733946998

Gage?

Moar like GAY-ge, amirite?

>>733946998
>gage

I'm assuming your parents did a fair amount of drugs throughout their lives

>>733947254
>Doug

You're a boring straight-edge douche who thinks drinking is tight

>>733947488
>Randall
You're probably an insufferable faggot who never stops talking about the alt-right or trump

>>733947551
>jeremiah
Your parents are probably religious which drove you away from organized religion and you are now an athiest

Augusto.

Tyrell

>>733947859
very far off

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>>733947275

LOL

Brandon

>>733947882

i like to think its spiderman pooping instead of his dick hanging out

>>733947821
sell drugs on the low

kevin

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>>733947978

>>733947936

No father figure, mother was a hoe, doesnt bath, is in or will soon be in jail

>>733947803
has a father with a coke problem, and now resents his father for it.

Dale

38

Still live @ hm

>>733947936
Your only contribution to society is the size of your dick. You make girls uncomfortable.

Jake

>>733946998
I just want more of this phenomenal looking woman

Humberto

>>733947897
Agnostic/ liberal Calvinists not atheist

Christopher

>>733948015
balding but you're afraid to recognize it.

>>733947753
slicked back blonde hair

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>>733947846

>>733948015

Closet Homosexual that is also secretly a Closet Furry

>>733947971
large

Finn

>>733947897
As in good things about the alt right and trump or a sjw type talking about them? Kinda off but still praise kek

Dakota
>inb4 north or south hardy fucking har

>>733948085
are you an autistic tranny?

>>733948065

You work at Statefarm , and like long phonecalls with other men

>>733948082
But I was close, right?

>>733947971
Momma's boy. Bipolar. Small penis.

>>733947936
How much do you charge for percocet?

Kole

>>733948138
a raging homosexual

>>733947230
Means she's got a big dick ;]

>>733948096
somewhat true. my family has been know to have men that bald.

>>733948138
human

>>733948058
You live at H&M? Like in the back room, or is that hyperbole

>>733948015
Selfish, thinks he's deserving of more than others, kinda a prick, goat like qualities

>>733948143
No, as in you support those things and ideas

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>>733947600
>hating yourself so much you pay a lawyer to have your first name changed thinking it will make a difference in the life you are wasting.

>>733948162
Kinda large dips alot

>>733948154
Is your name Jeff?

>>733948260
i mean i do but not excessively

Isaac

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>>733948192
Mother was religious dad not so much . I love religion and actually studied many

Here's a face to help

>>733948247
I think he meant he still lives in his parents home

>>733948325
Yeah.

Wil

>>733948210
spelt with a k so you cut yourself

>>733948080
100,000 nigga wats

Khelben

Paul

>>733948345
mexican, father sells weed

>>733948411
Kool

>>733948366
Hmm, guess I was wrong. From the pic I would say you live in a southern state and work manual labor, but not a minimum wage job, one that pays pretty well.

You probably have a girlfriend/wife and a young child?

>>733948373
>>733948373
Why would his parents live in an H&M?

>>733948345
Large nostrils. A follower. Probably believes yourself to be a lot funnier than you actually are. Look like a homosexual. Annoying voice.

>>733948080
likes biking alot

>>733948400
Smoke meth live with 8 other people

>>733946998
Ndriçon

>>733948451
resents their name, old white European man.

>>733948344
Damn, so I'm pretty close?

Justin


Will post pic

>>733946998
Todd. Yes I know that makes me a faggot.

Geoffrey

>>733948269
Lol could not be more wrong you just described most of my family though

>>733947803
jesus freak

>>733947821
beaner

>>733947844
smelly redneck that probably eats a lot of meat snacks and smells like weed and wears a lot of camo

>>733947912
Very swift man.
>>733947971
Definitely gay

>>733948015
Cool guy.

>>733948535
literally just a frog

>>733948533
Pls post pusy

>>733948559
Faggeot

>>733948535
Faggot

ERIK

>>733948528
sorta lol

>>733948559
Too poor to afford Jeffery.

>post name
>only get one (you)

fuck you all

Ahmed
>inb4 Terrorist

>>733947189
what an odd name to compare to

>>733948477
Now that's closer
Oklahoma/texas
Electrician married two kids

Miscia

>>733948628
But you do infact support trump and the alt right?

Quandarius

Xerxes. Yes that's actually my name.

>>733948564
You live in s'port?

Mario

Felix

hawkshaw. (yes, my parents are rednecks)

>>733948650
Shitskin mudslime who's probably eating a shitload now that the suns gone down

Axl

>>733948519
I love my name

>>733948682
Fat, socially awkward

>>733948682
edgy af

Micah

>>733948743
Blame my edgy parents

>>733946998
Dennis

>>733948659
Weird how close you can get with just a picture of someone.

I mean that's pretty damn close

>>733948582
>smelly redneck that probably eats a lot of meat snacks and smells like weed and wears a lot of camo

Mistaken for redneck on occasion due to being tall, broad, and bearded. Also mistaken for retarded for being quiet, so there's that hills have eyes element. I'm sure I reek of weed.

>>733948687
S'pwhat m8 I'm from small town Texas lol

>>733948182
Close, I teach design and sell people skills most of don't need. I do talk to strangers at length but don't discriminate based on gender

>>733948709
eats a lot of pasta
drinks tomato sauce
has a brother named luigi
makes a mean pizza pie
lives in new york

>>733948737
a furry, that goes to raves, and only like techno and metal

>>733948678
i voted trump yes. i also praise kek yes.

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Dongus

>>733948714
Green eyed

>>733948682
Fedora euphoria

>>733948770
Long face went to jail for dui >>733948743

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Shaw

>>733946998
>>733948709
plumber
>>733948737
Guns and Roses
>>733948714
black and white cat
>>733948682
killed 300 spartans

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Zechariah

>>733948716
There's no way that's your real name...

Biggus Dickus

>>733948787
I think you are winning this thread

>>733948166
Tranny, no.

Autistic yes.

Kensington

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>>733948597
fggt

>>733946998

Ryan

Small Dick

Dunbold

>>733948858
>shaw
spelled shawn wrong

Raymond

>>733948807
Knew a guy in Louisiana matching ur description

>>733948680
You put purple Fanta in a bottle of Sprite and hope people will think it's lean.

Ash

>>733948925
gay

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>>733946998
Matt

>>733946998
Yo bro, do you have a friend going to Harvard?

>>733948810
just get it
>>733948924

Degen

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>pic related is me
i watch a lot of anime

>>733948816

Actually I fucking love pasta

>>733948866
I was named after the country singer Hawkshaw Hawkins

Simon

nice and simple

>>733948858
> shawn
partook in boy scouts
never sold a single bag of popcorn

Muyho.

Lexington

>>733948784
Nobody wants to sit next to you.
Ultra pale. Insecure about your hairline. Your body looks like cottage cheese.

>>733949004
Seriously?

That's fucking fantastic

Blake

>>733948682
Godking

>>733949003
only an insane person wouldn't, desu

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>>733946998
My name is Richard. The most masculine of names. So masculine it's got it's own Dick.

Gustav

>>733948988
Nope

>>733949099
gay

>>733948884
I've never tried this before.. maybe I'm good at it.. maybe just lucky. Probably the latter.

Gayle

>>733949134
Cool, man...

>>733948998
massive faggot makes people have to look at file name to find your name chad thinks your cool cause you watch anime and go bowling

Hope you hit yourself in the head with a bowling ball dumb fuck

>>733949151
Dang, I thought I knew you OP

>>733948888
Gets quads
Dirty blonde
Bad complexion

Tanner

>>733949213
Yeah that one random person that you know that has a friend named gage is OP, you underage moron

>>733946998
fag. goth past your prime.

Schuyler

>>733949233
Cop

Brody

>>733946998
isaiah

Zachariah

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>>733946998
Adolf.

>>733949267
Nope

>>733946998
Emil

>>733949299
Good person with good intentions. Inspirational.

Chadrick

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Kumar.

Rex

Blathe

>>733949395
Your dad thought it was a boss name, but was really disappointed when you turned out to be a beta cuck.

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>>733949349
You gonna hail me or what?

Apologia

>>733949299
A good guy, that probably should kill more

Sebastian

>>733948730
wrong, i just had a wank... so i can't really fast, i'm not muslim doe

Culpatrick

>>733949258
First off, cunt, the person I was indirectly referring to was me.
Second, I just wanted to know if there was an off chance that it might be the gage that I know. I'm aware that the chances are almost negligible, but hey might as well give a try.
Third, what crawled up your ass and died? Fuck off you yappy little bitch.

Malcolm

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Jeremy

>>733949233
Short kinda fat plays drums

Giuseppe

>>733947230
>feet
Jesus! I've seen this pic over 100 times and never paid attention to the feet. I'm deeply disgusted!

My naym,
is Wolftang Patermong

Mulva

Trevor

Incindir

>>733949395
Your dad has a spiked mullet with a beaded braid in the back.

>>733949567
are u smart anon like malcom in the middle

Balnani

>>733947110
First time I've ever seen my own name on b. Surprised it's not a "go to bed when your name is called" thread.

Is your last name Hoff? Has anyone helped you off a horse?

The name jack makes me think you're someone who tries to act cool, or funny, succeeds occasionally but mostly pisses people off. You're probably pretty annoying too. At least, that describes me, and my name is Jack, so I figured it'd apply to you

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D A V I D

>>733946998
do you work at the 411 walmart?