so whats some (realistic) suggestions to fuck someone up? i have

huge penis?

Anyone specific or...?

>>733943513
average

>>733943543
just some skinny faggot that needs to be dealt with

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1. put battery cells onto dusters
2. wire them up to a car battery inside your
backpack
3. ???
4. profit!

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>>733943590
Well you could just use the knuckle dusters on his ribs if he's really skinny, police baton could do some damage too.

>>733943912
i was thinking that, rips or jaw or something like that, the little homo also has a lip piercing so i could rip that out in the process

>>733943912
or you could tackle him with your dick out. He would shot his pants

>>733943990
why don't you just do it instead of looking for comfort here? you just said you have knuckle dusters so go use them on him... wtf more can be suggested?

>>733943912
but at the same time i was looking to do something creative and fuck him up and humiliate him all at the same time kinda thing if u shmeel me?

>>733944082
refer to>>733944106

>>733944082
also just passing time and looking for funny suggestions tbh
>>733944057

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>>733943319
jerk him off.
Give him that happy ending

>>733943590
lol you sound like a skinny faggot

come on guys, i know ur creative enough to come up with something

>>733944106
make a machine thing, you got a stun gun and a police baton, wire them up add some metal and you got a electrical baseball bat, just cover the handle with duct table or something that prevents electricity going through to you and win.

1. hit him hard in the back of his neck with the baton. Use your whole weight on one strike.
2. Seizure
3.dead

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>>733944601

>>733944552
seems like it would be funny, no sweet fuckin clue how i would do that tho

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>>733944601
If you do that, film it for nice Rekt OC points

>>733943319
mace and stun gun at the same time. once skinny faggot is incapacitated, give him a good concussion with the knuckle dusters. if you daze him good enuf, you can mace his asshole and taze hit testes. maybe punch him in the balls with the brass knuckles. leave something in his ass though, always gets a point across.

>>733944830
dont think i'd go that for only because he knows who i am

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>>733944885
this thread has my sides in orbit

>>733944739
Add a button add wires going around going inside the tazer, tazer attaches to metal, wires hidden under conductor tape or something pretty easy. (buy extra batteries for more power)

>>733945068
fucking genius m8

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>>733943319
Slip a roofie in his drink then rape him.

>>733945209
im not doing butt stuffs dawg

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>>733945207
Thanks

deep throat him and shoot him 2 days later

is that all the suggestions /b/ros?

i know where he works but i wouldent be able to hit him in public like that if anybody has any suggestions for that?

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>spy on him for a month.
>learn every single routine.
>where he goes, what he does.
>Find a time where hi is not somewhere and >place a fucking huge horse dildo there
>Write a note on it telling him that you know where he goes and such
>when we reads all the notes you provide
>rape him

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>>733946129
After hours?

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>>733943319
nice IP fag
92.143.122.98

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>>733943319

>>733946222
its too public to do that and too high security in there

>>733946429
stobbid!

>>733946429
thanks dawgs

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>>733946469
Where does he work? nice 69's btw.

>>733946591
im not 100% sure where he works its like up in offices kinda but theres a restaurant and shit in the same building and a jewelry store, its just a fucked building

>>733943319
kys and make it look like they murdered you

Stalk him, follow him into a restroom, take the urinal next to him. As soon as he turns away from you to leave, whip your belt out and choke his ass out. If he gets loose backpedal and start whipping him with the metal end of the belt. If he grabs the belt, beat him with the baton.

>>733943319
>wait around corner
>jump out and hit on the head with hard object

Now that's some fucking complex science wow

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>>733946711

>>733946711
restrooms to close to the public area they would hear him scream

>>733946193
Opened it

Taze and mace him then shove the baton up his ass. Take pictures, extort him for money with them, post everywhere anyway.

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>>733946853
give him a reason to scream
slip your dong into his tight anus

and film it

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>>733946962

>>733946962
lmfao

How close are you to this person? Do you care about getting caught or not? Walking away without a charge is a lot trickier.

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>>733946962
Steal his wallet in the process

>>733943319
Getting too close is a bad idea. Get a 100$ man kung crossbow,shoot the guy when he's alone and gtfo.

>>733944971
>>733944885
>samefagging this hard

>>733947129
i used to be friends with this guy he would be able to easily id me even from a distance thats why i have no idea how im going to approach this

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>>733947182
buy a tank.
>"i can't afford a tank :((("
Poorfag
That faggot would run home crying

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Just taze him on the head baton his rib cage and run. easy.

>>733947182
funny thing is, i have a crossbow with 170pd draw weight and it never crossed my mind to use it

>>733943319
Take some visine or eye drop solution or something equivalent to that, put a justified amount into his drink. If anything he will be shitting for hours if not days, might send him to the hospital.

>>733947402
Would be ideal. You can take niggas down from a safe distance and it's quiet.

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By any chance is he black

>>733947543
nope, hes as white as they come

>>733947543
no. Pearly white

>>733947516
how much would be considered a justified ammount?

>>733947594
>>733947586
which one of you is the REAL dirty dan?

>>733947594
dont hijack my advice thread dawg, cmon