State you're job, salary, and age? I'll start: >Sous

>Food Clerk(Safeway)/Research Assistant(uni)
>$14.75/$13 an hour
>25 years old

>>733941657
>Sous Chef
>At Wendy's

Bro, I'm sorry. But...

Me
>33 years old
>teacher
>$58k year

>Medical student/Unemployed
>0
>27 years old

>>733941657

>33
>$68k a year
>Network Engineer

>Structural Welder
>$26.87 per hour
>27 years old

>>733941657
>>Sous Chef at Wendy's
>>$8.55 per hour
>>34 years old

So you're no longer just a chef. You had a pay cut. And you have a time machine.

>>733941657

> EMT
> 9.15/hrs
> 24

> Traffic Control Personel
>$23 an hour
>26

I shit you not my job is easy as fuck. I get to the yard, grab a truck drive to site setup a road closure in 45 minutes then drive home and chill/sleep for 8 hours and then drive back pick everything up go to the yard and clock out.

Other people just sleep in the trucks on site, or go home or to friends places. Our boss is the best.

I work 1-2 hours a night and get paid a minimum of 10 hours per night.

Im also trying to become a firefighter so theres that to look forward to.

>>733944503
this
>27

you CCNA bro?

>>733944579
>>733944747
these are pretty boss jobs

>Unemployed
>$0.00 per hour
>22 years old

Thanks for not putting me in high school, mom :^)

>>733941657
>surgeon
>no pay
>no age

>17
>host at restaurant
>12/hr

>mech. engineer intern
>just over $20 CAD
>23 yrs old

meh... people here make double what I do in construction and have 0 education

Software Engineer
$95k / yr
31 years old

>>733944828
Kys NEET

Store Manager at Cell Phone Company
27
65k

>Exec chef
>23
>55k + bonuses

Am I too late for all the millionaire hedge fund managers? Because 4chan is full of them for some reason

Disabled landscaper
$8,800 per year
48 years old.

>>733945203
too early. Just wait, they are here soon.

>19
>adult film actress
>$75k+ a year

>IT Help Desk
>$18.00/hr
>30 years old

>>733944760
I've got no idea what that is, so probably not.

I'm in Canada. We are under IHSA

I could be doing 12 hour shifts working all the way through for $37 an hour...but with this I work max 2 hours a night (8pm-6am) and I just live my life normally and go to work and sleep. Its fantastic.

>>733941657

>Police Officer
>$19.78 an hour
>31 years old

Tons of over time available, I usually make around 50K a year. Plus all the under the table cash side jobs we get for $40 an hour minimum of 4 hours.

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>Kids Bowling Party Host
>$20 aud per hour ($15 for amerifags)
>21 years old

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>>733941657
>>Sous Chef at Wendy's
>>$8.55 per hour
>>34 years old

OP means burger flipper and fry bagger cuz he can't get anything better with his criminal record.

>astronaught
>100,000
>29

>>733945493
Fly me to the moon Bitch

>youtuber
>$60k per year
>20

>>733945302
Prove it

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>non wagecuck
>19
> €100 a week

>Computer programmer (unemployed)
>0
>23

>>733945588
Haven't been to spac

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>>733945624
>60K a year
>Youtuber
Not for long bro

>>733945672
>calling others wagecucks
>makes 100 euro a week

>>733945359
My friend is a cop and loves off-duty work. It pays a lot, apparently.

>36
>Regional claims manager for insurance company
>$115K per year
>life's good man

>>733945694
Oh shit I hope your bad at spelling and CandleJack Isn't In this th

Medical laboratory technologist
23 years old
50k a year
Btw, chicks LOVE the scrubs

Telemarketer
30,000 a year plus bonuses
25

I fucking hate my job

>>733945776
I still need fucking money.

Engineer
82k CAD + gold ticket pension ( hopefully)
30

>>733945672

>non wagecuck

In other words you don't get paid extra for working extra..

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>>733945877
I hate your Job too

>>733945870
Anybody can buy and wear scrubs.

>>733945856
They haven't sent me to space yet I usually just go to the aquarium and press my face to the glass and pretend fish are aliens

>>733941657
>there are two of these threads with the same image but mirrored

why

>Data Engineer
>25
>134K

>>733945849
Forgot to mention that year end bonus on track for $40K.

>>733945916
Unemployed because I'm a useless sack of shit and heavily considering suicide

>>733945883
You're still a poorfag
People make that kind of money in a couple hours work

>Starbucks barista
>$10.75/hr
>21

>>733945977
But not to work you scrub

>>733941657
IT exec, 220k, 37

>Satellite Control Systems Specialist
>35.08/hr
>28

>>733944627
kek.

>>733946093
Scrubs for what, old people?

>>733945672
If you weren't so young I would tell you to stop being a parasite to the system

>Isis militant
>whatever we rape from the infidels
>40

Loan Underwriter at a bank
36
$80k per year

Luckily my wife makes just under $100k so we can have nice things.

>>733946174
Fuck old people. When I wear my work scrubs chicks know I have money and automatically get wet.

>>733945814
But how much do you make faggot?

>Walmart shopper
>bags of Doritos
>24

>grocery store stocker
>10.70 hr
>20

>nigger
>dindu nuffin
>sheeeeit

Software Developer
$115K
52
Wife is an airline captain so we use that as mad money and fly to most places for free.

>>733946595
You're too old to be here

>21
>NEET
>$490/month

lmao @ wagie cuckolds itt

>>733946650
And you're too young, but here we are all the same.

>>733946677
Enjoy our tax dollars

>>733945326
Not the guy you replied to, but if you're a Network Engineer in Canada and you dont know about that particular Cisco cert, then you fail.

>>733946677
$490 a MONTH? I make that (sometimes more) in a single week and I'm the same age

>>733946650
61, made around 33 hr for 20 years in airframes for McDonnell Douglas. retired 2500mo for life plus soc security 1700mo
Oh and 10.2 million inherited from family. 12,578 dollars a month for life interests only.

I planned,
I win. I havent worked a hr since 1999.

>>733946847
I'm not even a network guy, and even I know what the CCNA is. I think he's a phoney.

>>733946792
It's okay, 490 a month is enough to live in their own feces. Not a good lifestyle so I don't care.

>>733946762
young don't realize we can BUY their lives if we felt like it.

Prep cook
14.42 an hour
19
In school to become an electrician

>>733946930
Have fun being dead soon old man, enjoy the boypussi while you can

>>733946677
LMAO at not making enough to buy whatever you want, support yourself and a family and being reliant on gubament handouts to buy a bag of shitty weed and cheap booze until your next pathetic check comes in.

>>733946930
Anyone can plan on inheriting money you cuck!

>>733947017
Prep cook is a fancy way of saying you wash dishes and chop vegetable

>>733946988
Yeah I mean I genuinely want him to enjoy our taxes lol

>>733941657
"Sous Chef" "Chef" ????? At Wendy's?????? There's not such job at a fast food shit. Well......

Accountant
20.50$/h / 45h-50h/week
38 years old

>>733947020
yup, Im loving every minute of it I can. But I worked hard for a long long time and made pretty good money.
I am one of those that buys peoples groceries in line whenever i happen to go in and see someone who looks legitly suffering.

>>733946650
/b needs the diversity of age. We are just as pathetic as you, only richer and smarter.

>>733947064
keep slaving boy. while I lay in bed and do nothing :)

software engineer
125k per year
21

>>733947644
The word engineer is overused especially with the word Software in front of it.

>>733945359
I think I want to be a cop. How do you go about it? I have a BS degree in shitty business field, that counts for something right? Good money for relatively easy work.

>t. Security Officer
>25
>$9/hr

>Network/Telecom guy
>87k/yr
>29 years old

>>733941657
Wendy's has sous chefs?
what do the head chefs do run the grill?
>seriously never thought wendy's had any kind of chef

>U.S. Park Ranger
>$56k base; $72k with overtime/ Haz pay
>33 yo

>>733947815
That's cause you're ignorant

warehouse worker, $18.60 per hour plus performance bonus

>>733947815
They don't. He's spicing up his job title. It's like a janitor saying they're a "custodial engineer".

IT HAPPENED!

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>>733941657

>College Student
>-60k/year
>19 years old

>>733947379
its nice not oweing a dime to anyone. not even a dime. Yes I pay a lot in taxes, more than most of you make a year. I was lucky, I know this, funny thing is I never really knew there was a huge inheritance till the last 10 years.

it never occurred to me that all the time we thought we were wasting going from property to property keeping stuff running was "our money" we would receive some day. back when we were 4chan age, it was just work we had to do.

Bartender
29 years old
22.5$ /h
70-90$ tip every evening

>>733944747
How'd you get that job?

>>733947975
Are you going to a private college or going to a college out of state/internationally

>>733947863
park ranger sounds fun. plus its a fed job.

>Substitute teacher
>$140 a day
>26 years old

>>733941657
Category Analyst
50k a year
27 years old

>>733947612
If by slaving you mean going out to bars whenever I want, picking up women, traveling as often as I want, buying new clothes whenever I want, enjoying what I do as a job, having a sense of purpose in life, being able to drop $300 on a bottle of scotch, champagne (or whatever) oh and supporting your lazy ass, then yeah... I will enjoy slaving away.

Enjoy the 4 corners of your bedroom in your parents house and never experiencing what life has to offer.

>>733941657

>Professional poker player
>Spreadsheet says my hourly is $185 for 2017 so far
>23

>>733947931
Ahh that makes sense

CPA
41 y/o
$80,000

>>733945877
Dude no offense but I hope you fucking die. Telemarketers are the worst. You are pathetic. Seriously, hang yourself.

>>733941657
Unemployed.
$0.00 per hour.
38 years old.

>>733945870
>Btw, chicks LOVE the scrubs

because they want to pretend you're a doctor, lol... not sure what kind of thing to say that is

>>733948145
it has its good moments.

>19
>$10.50
>Gas station cashier

>>733948356
How much do you keep in reserve for the bad runs?
> my buddy who play's semi-pro in the cash games keeps 30k in reserve at all times to cover his swings

>>733945326
Are you sure you're a network engineer ?

>>733947774
>every thread there's "engineers" mad code monkeys make more than they do in SV and get to call themselves engineers even though they never even had to go to school

the way she goes bubs

>Unemployed since 2011
>20-70k a year buying and selling stock
>27

Fiancee
>FPMHNP
>150k yearly
>27

>>733945624
I fucking hate you. I want to do that but I have no idea how to make money from youtube. FUCK YOU.

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>>733945493
you'd think if you're an astronaut you'd be able to spell it.

>>733944747

whats the point of becoming a firefighter when you work 1-2 hours and get paid for 10??? or are you saying you're going to do both at the same time? i'd get another a job and work at it during the day around whatever schedule I set up to drive where I needed to and come back

>22
>Zipline Tour Guide
>36k a year

>>733948563

My regular games are 5/10 & 10/20 PLO but I occasionally play as high as 50/100 if the game is good. I keep 100-150k in the cage at my local casino & about the same in cash/ bank balance at all times.

>>733941657
not this again
shouldn't you be 50 by now?

>>733941657
>SQL developer / DBA
>$70k/year base + bonus
>26

>>733948418
finally someone is honest

>>733941657
you mean burger flipper

>>733948941
I am indeed. I see no point in lying.

Bus boy at Chinese restaurant
450 an hour before tip share afters like 15 an hour
Plus I work as box office clerk at movie theatre
875 an hour
19 years old

<21
<Produce clerk
<16.95 an hour and NEVER a minute of overtime

I want to do bodywork or fabrication, build roll cages etc. but I know I'll end up making less for several years.

>>733948458
Eh let them pretend what do I care?

>>733948640
A Software engineer is someone who doesn't really write code. I graduated software engineering, but far from working as one - since no company will hire and hand you a huge project to lead if you're just some faggot who has no experience at all as a programmer, so I'm a "code monkey" right now, yeah. But at least I can say I'm a developer, and not a front end or some faggot that just went through an online course on the basics of any programming language and landed a job.

>Manager for windshield repair shops
> commission based avgs to about ~20hr + bonuses if targets are hit
>21

> Attorney
> $116,000/year AFTER taxes
> 30

Haha, you're all poor faggots who voted for Trump. I'm one of the few truly middle class people here and I voted for Hillary. Now with new budget that came out, along with the death of net neutrality, all you faggots are finally starting to realize you got cucked so hard, haha.

>>733948779
I fucking hate fire

>Sales Consultant at a dealership
>7.65 Hourly (70k yearly due to comission)
>21

>>733949204
Fair enough I guess

>>733949193
Fuck you, TRUMP 2020. Deal with it faggot

>>733946014
At the age of 25 there's no way you have enough XP as a data analyst to be making 134k..prove that shit.

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>ER nurse at level 1 trauma center
>about $31 an hour with shift differentials
>29 years old

>>733947644
new software devs don't make that much. try again.

>>733949301
Wtf happen in that pic?

>>733949244
I should state 70k is what I'm on track for, if I have a weird month of sales it could go up or down depending on what kind of weird month it is.

>>733949254
Haha, you want me to do deal with it? Say that to me next year when you beg me for my Netflix and YouTube account info to watch your pathetic Milo vids because you're too poor to afford the new internet packages limiting which websites you can visit.

>>733941657
Technical Project Manager (Software Development and Cyber Security)
$130k
38 years old

>>733949391
He ded

>>733941657
Chemical engineering grad student, I do research for uni and get paid 12k/yr also zero tuition and fees so it's mostly overhead.

I'm 24

>>733949391

That's a generic trauma bay pic i found online. If you're caught taking pics of patients its usually instant termination and possible loss of license... Its a huge hippa violation so I don't take pics often and almost never share them.

>Shop Tech intern at CAT
>$15 an hour
>20

>>733941657

>Bartender @ Sports Bar
>2.13 $/hr plus tip
>28 yo

Technical Director for various live streams.
$14.00 / hourly
34 (Today's my birthday)

>>733949462
Ugh. A sales weasel. You're like the cockroaches of the economy. Always promise the moon, and make everybody else in the company deliver.

>>733948277
lmfao stop coping boy. You do all that to find a lasting sense of happiness yet it keeps slipping away from you :)

>22
>0 (unemployed)
>Computer Science :'v

>>733944950
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>733949598
The clueless hate on sales is hilarious.

The "used car" salesman stereotype is nothing like the actual profession which is behind everything that drives the economy.

It is as important as those who do the labor of not more.

>sales rep for adult toy company (topco)
>58k year
>24

Video editor for vice (Not in the US of course)
around 6k a year.
I hate my life

>21yo
>boat professional
>40k/year

>>733949945
Our sales director is a slimy lying snake, and the one before him was too.

The rank and file guys are fine though. They could sell sand to Arabs, and have really good stories.

>>733949352
Believable for NYC and SV.
Someone I know dropped out of college to work at one of the "unicorns" in SV with a starting salary of like 135k.

>>733945268
Shit, that sucks man.

Sorry Guys
>>Faggot/user 4chan
>> -12.000,00 R$
>> 17 Years

Future Failed (._.)

>>733945026
daily tasks/duties?

>>733950303
At least he doesn't have to work.

>Mover
>11.50/he
When off the clock with a semi driver, Get paid $10 per thousand pounds moved into a house. ex: 12,000 lbs is $120 for the day. Could take 3 to 5 hours to finish moving everything inside.
Tough job, none of you fags could handle it

34 years old
Unemployed
Going to start working again soon because I have to.

>$100K from 24-33. Plus I made a decent amount of money off the stock market during 2005-2008 financial crises (once in a generation opportunity). Also sold a business.

Then I got bored with life and everything the society "forces" you to fall in line with so I stopped working and blew it all. Blew it all

>>733950500
>22 btw

>>733950134

Actual sales/business development are far from slimy.

It's why things get done and people are working. Someone, like me, is finding, nurturing, and closing real business.

>>733950521
You can blow my dick and i will at least thank you for it.

>>733950521
>>733950692

Nope. Not gonna do it

>Junior network engineer
>$73,000 per year
>29 years old.

>API Inspector
>29 yo
>low $50's/hr + around $125/day per diem + around $0.50/mile to travel from house to job site which can be over 1000 miles for one way sometimes

>Construction Worker
>$20/hr
>27

>>733950521
Damn what happened man?

39
advertising
130k-140k per yr depending on bonuses

>>733941657
>EMT
>$11.15/hour
>21

Unemployed
8,25 Euro/hour

I'm ok with this...

> code monkey
> 70000
> 27

>>733941657
>Bartender
>25/hr in tips give or take, I only work like 20 hours a week because fuck working.

>>733949193
Hahahaha!
My job plus my VA benefits is WELL over what you make, and I voted Trump.
In fact, I'm about to say fuck it, get a degree in education, and start convincing other kids to be conservative.

>>733951041
How do you get paid hourly while unemployed?
You get paid for a certain # of hours or the full 24?

>tax intern
>15/hr
>21

bout to start makin that bank doe

>Software developer
>$52K + worthless stock options
>27 yrs/old

>Busser
>$10/hr
>22

>>733950521
I feel you bro, 30 and making good money I'm just so fucking tired of it all, think I'd rather off myself than do it for another 40 fucking years.

>>733951133
Worked in the past a lot, so you get money here in Germany when unemployed. No, for a certain number of hours around 160 per month.

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>>733949193
Face it, you only wanted Hillary to win because you job involves protecting people from being punished for crimes they committed. You emphasized with her. She barely had any policies beyond hating Trump and defending her absolutely shitty judgement, abhorrent character and pathological lying.

>>733941657
Actual sous chef at an actual restaurant, $15/hr, 21

>Work at a theater
>$12.5/hr (that's canadian, so about $9/hr USD)
>19

>>733951432
>being this delusional to fall for interweeb memes

face it your life is empty and has no meaning.

>20
>baker/pastry chef
>15$ hr

>>733941657
>Software developer
>$110k/yr
>32 years old

>>733941657
>commodity trader
>$250k base, bonus more
>33y/o

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>Hydrogen Sulfide Monitor and Chemical Feed Controller Assembler (fuck that is unwieldy)
>$500 per unit (usually takes me around 15 hours to assemble one)
>23 years old

Only problem is we only need one or two a month, so I'm starting a job as a Wastewater Operator in a month at ~$42k a year. Probs will keep doing the assembly as a side gig.

Also any questions ya'll have about wastewater treatment plants or sewers, I'm your guy.

>>733950139
If someone went to work for google in SF Bay area then maybe I could see that kind of salary...but even so that's maybe 0.5% of all brand new Software Devs. I'm inclined to call bullshit unless there is proof otherwise.

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>>733949204
>I fucking hate fire

>>733941657
>1 month Unemployed, used refurbish IT equipment
>Still over 800 bucks earned on ETH even after the recent big-ass dip
>25 years old

Secondary Math teacher.
34,000 a year
23

33 y.o.
mechanical hvac engineer 170,440/yr net pension anuity healthcare

>>733944579

>$26.87
non union pleb

>>733944973
>implying union labor is uneducated

you could be making more non union fag

>>733951958
Water softeners, yes or no? Especially if my town has shitty water treatment.

IT Manager, Software Delivery
$138,000
36

So where's all the Walmart employees? I know you're all hiding somewhere...

>>733941657
>Wireless Associate at Walmart
>10.71 an hour
>25

>>733941657
>undocumented pharmacist
>~2-15K/day
>27 (dropped out of college)

>>733941657
>web dev
>$45k year
>27

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>>733952258
>implying you arent lying on an anonymous message board

I'd bet all the money in my check you work at Dunkin Donuts as a nigger servant. Better have my coffee fresh Tuesday morning, pussy bitch.

>>733941657
Unemployed
$0/ unit time
31 years old