Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on waifu:>>733933307
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
voices get out of my head u_u
Alice get on my bed u_u
Smug edition
Hello all
I'm around
maybe, threads are kinda boring now
>>733940751
they were always boring
>>733940751
Tick tock hello clock
Someone said smug?
>Misaki Claimed
Eh, smug thread. I'll sit this one out
>>733940854
They were mildly entertaining at one point
>>733940870
Hi Tali
Still here
>>733941104
hi queer
>>733941093
It doesnt help when idiots just spam. Nice outfit
>>733941104
Oy I moved a little closer to you
>>733940879
Hello misaki
>>733941194
>>733941298
Sleep tight bunnee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBD_UW-5jI
Ids happening
We out here
>>733941395
FUCK YEAAAAA
where's the bleach?
>>733941183
Hello rude anon. >>733941293
How much closer?
>>733941581
you were the one who said you were
>>733937310
Spam
>>733937570
noooo its not my fault! My stupid phone!!!!
>>733940568
Shut up
>>733940664
>>733940879
>>733941046
>>733940751
Smug it up
>>733941501
We wild'n
>>733941363
>>733941649
I'm sorry?
>>733941673
Daaaamn straight girl
>>733941581
Anaheim
>>733941501
Hello eye patch
>>733941673
>
>>733941649
Hello watermellons
>>733941885
NO!
>>733941885
Don't
idc if you heresy, just don't get a switch
There was a cat outside in my backyard next to the shed, and it kinda laid there waiting. I knew why it was there, it was looking for it's kittens that were lost in a storm a week or so back, and they were last seen in the shed. There was only one of them, as I didn't see the second parent. It laid down and waited for them to come out of the shed. It waited, but they never came.
>>733941885
REEEEEEEWEEEEEEEWEE2E323EE 30TH 743WWEWWEEREE
I think I'm done here
>>733941644
I was just jokingly saying that. >>733941873
That is quite a bit closer yeah.
>>733942244
:(
>>733942225
what's wrong with her
>>733942244
See ya
Jesus Christ shinoa can you not be more jealous?
>>733941793
Yeah I was spamming someone from an old /b/ community on Skype, I would upload tons of photos and videos to him and then one day *poof* my account was shut down, I talked to someone from Skype and they accused me for uploading CP (total fucking lie, no one does that unless they want to go to prison). It was fucking bullshit.
>>733941873
Who the fuck you?
>>733942275
oh
i thought you were serious
I should've shilled my Discord one last time
Kurumin#2935
>>733942277
Nothing
>>733941873
Heya!
>>733942275
45 min or so
>>733942363
Are you a different ikaros poster?
>>733942370
Oh sorry about that I guess
>>733942570
never mind it's still fucked
>>733942589
Sup Tali
>>733942625
ok then i guess
so are you queer?
>>733941293
Hey Tali.
>>733941673
Smugs
Sorry for the delayed reply. Busy listening to some hate speech on the internet and assembling explosives.
>>733942777
It's Stocku
>>733942701
>>733942770
That's the one with the badass vamp bitches Ay?
>>733942915
It's me.
>>733942584
Hows your day been?
>>733942695
I cant remember her name....
>>733942812
For the next arianna Grande concert?
>>733942952
ay
>>733943042
What's the matter?
>>733943042
Cheer up sis~
>>733941885
>>733943139
it looks the same in all 3
>>733942343
Why is that waifulet jealous?
>>733943108
Question of the decade.
>>733943120
That'd be nice.
>>733943052
I don't blame you it's been a minute. It's Luluco
How you been
>>733943066
I didn't finish it but I like the lil civil war they had going
>>733943042
Cute
>>733943180
Autists are hyper-sensitive.
I'm taking a shower
>>733942206
I was gonna ask everyone how they are doing...now I'm.just sad rem
Good evening all
>>733943052
Yeah, it was a blast.
>>733943245
see you tomorrow
>>733943263
Afternoon sadiqi
>>733943215
What's wrong?
>>733942589
I don't know. Whachu to nigga
>>733942206
That's sad. At least it didn't forget it's kittens.
>>733943263
Evening Sleeves
>>733943244
You too.
>>733943353
Usual, pointless stuff. Not really worth mentioning.
>>733943215
Why are you sad, nigga?
>>733943340
Where are you getting that from? Did I just disappear last night or talk about nonsense.
>>733943433
Evening anon-chan
>>733943052
Its been relaxing how about you??
>>733943463
Oh I see.
Cheer up, I'm here for ya, sis
>>733943244
Ive been good as of late...or rather not bad would be a more apt description
>>733943267
:D now that was punny
>>733943397
I dont speak congonese
>>733943263
:D
>>733943463
What anime is this??
>>733943638
>whats under there???
I had to work a half day but now i get a 2 1/2 day weekend. Also this job is fun but management ssuuuuuuccckkkksss.
Arianna Grande? More like Arena Gernade
>>733943528
Same reason anyone is sad I guess. Chemical imbalance.
Nothing to be concerned about. Have a cute picture.
>>733943640
Thank you, don't worry too much.
>>733943730
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. A very good comedy anime. Don't expect any kind of seriousness.
Gernade
>>733943627
Huh? You're not making any sense.
>>733943642
^^
>>733942749
Would it matter that much?
Konata
>>733943263
The day after the storm, I checked on where they were. It seemed that they were taken somewhere else.
>>733942777
Hi Stocking. Are you well?
>>733943433
It's other is probably lost as well. It's lost everything.
Claimed
>>733943642
My first language was ghetto trash...
>>733943788
Wanna see her tits?
>
She's not really my waifu so idgaf about posting it.
Do you have depression?
Claimed~
I hope you're alright.
>>733943815
I believe we were talking last night. But then I got really drunk and forgot anything I was doing. Didn't know if I blew my cover.
>>733943730
>
>>733943849
yes
>>733943972
Fuck off Eu
Guri
>>733943642
That is what's up! Same here I found out that cigarettes make me sick now so things are looking up
>>733943788
Oh thanks I might watch it I like goofy shit and horror shit mostly
>>733943890
I've been well mostly. It's really just that I'm off my pills. Nothing of concern I assure.
How have you been?
>>733943946
I'd be lying if I said no.
Eh, I don't really care about posting waifu tits tbh. I don't see why not.
Yeah I have depression, like every other person who visits this board.
>>733943972
Thank you, I'll be okay. I've been worse.
>>733944117
Are you me?
I'm exactly the same. I'm currently listening to my Silent Hill playlist. I always break that out when I'm sad.
Claimed~
>>733944044
Idk
>>733943985
No, not really?
Though I am interested in listening..
>>733943985
> heh
how goes it?
>>733944025
Who are you and who is that?
>>733944230
Please get better, it's gonna worry me.
>>733943815
Having a good day?
>>733943946
Wew
>>733943985
>head pats
>>733944117
Do you smoke or quit?
>>733943924
Wew x2
>>733944378
Theres the life of the party
>>733944322
I'm currently bored and annoyed with Sachi, what about you?
>>733943998
Well I don't think so and all that.
>>733944446
Bored
>>733944230
Well I've been doing this for a minute on and off the whole claiming thing but I think you're already better at it so no telling if you're me in that sense but yeah i will listen to soundtracks for shit when I'm sad but I like Ramirez most..
> why u sad though mayne
>>733944230
Ah, that sounds pretty off. And that's good I suppose. I'm doing fine, just done a lot recently.
>>733944306
O-Oh? Who may you be?
>>733944378
It's a Rory
>>733944574
Are you out of school yet? I know yui is
>>733944502
well i do, now tell me please
>>733944671
Tell me why
>>733944442
Quit. I missed out on pizza tonight cause I was inches from yackin...
>>733944230
Don't worry I don't have depression. My brother has that shit, it's hard to deal with him sometimes. He said he was able to over come his years and years of depression by eliminating all the things that trigger it one by one. Maybe you can do the same too.
>>733944442
Yeah it's a great language
>>733944748
curiosity
>>733944442
>Is pettered
>>733944343
Ok good good. Can't tell you too much about the Illuminati
>>733944401
Fun night out at a friends. Watched a movie or two
>>733944657
I just have finals left
>>733944442
Not at the moment.
>>733944655
Its a Rem.
>>733944624
Been claiming for just over a year. I like to pride myself on the fact I've never switched. I'm a rare breed my friend.
I love Mary Elizabeth Mcglynn. She's perfect.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdXCsXcs6nA
Ahh, just general things. Thinking about the future and stuff.
>>733944655
Glad to hear you're doing well. Busy schedule?
>>733944748
Boo.
>>733944827
I'm not against these pictures.
It's not anything easy to deal with. I can't even book an appointment with my therapist until next week which is a pain. I feel like it doesn't help much though.
>>733945030
Do I hear a Rory?
>>733944827
Hmm, demonic pussy vs angelic pussy
>>733944763
Quittings good for ya m8. I used to smoke too.
>>733944989
How was your day armless
>>733945030
Always
>tfw smoked multiple times and never got addicted
>tfw this was when I was 13
>>733944994
Puedes hacerlo
>>733945205
>tfw never smoked
>>733945153
Armless?? It was fine. The days off have started for memorial day so.thats a plus
Everything been going well.
>>733945262
Is it your birthday yet???
>>733945146
I wonder if a therapist would make things worse for you. My brother saw one and they just give him medications. No talking or anything.
>>733945153
Ikaros is more of a demon than an angel
Angel of Death... maybe
>>733945146
Possibly.
>>733945153
Nah, today is a bad one.
>>733945262
>tfw tobacco didn't even have any affect on me after smoking 4-5 cigarettes all at once
>>733944844
Then isn't it more fun if I kept it to myself?
Claiming the perfect grill <3
>>733945146
>I love Mary Elizabeth Mcglynn. She's perfect.
Meh, didn't really care for her as Gatomon. She was still like 20 steps above from Edie Mirman, but that's not saying much.
>>733944442
Yep, thanks tali.
>>733944989
Anything else?
>>733944989
At this point it qualifies as bullying
>>733945030
How are you?
>>733945146
Yeah, but everything should die down soon.
>>733945504
And who may you be?
>>733945390
Armless and headless
Extended weekends are the best
>>733945427
Nah shes angelic.
>>733945455
Why so? Anaything i could help with.
>>733945532
Yeah no probs...im hungry
>>733945678
Rem acute
Should I buy a necomimi and a shippo :thinking:
>>733945390
In 4 hours
>>733945456
>tfw never took off my red ribbon
>>733945262
What
>>733945427
I'm already on pills, couldn't get much worse. The one I'd be seeing would be for talking.
>Angel or demon
>
>>733945504
Oh my god she did voice acting for Digimon?
That's incredible. I was referring to her singing in the Silent Hill games: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0spJmIm8hlo
>>733945678
I hope things get more calm for you. I imagine my life is gonna get pretty stressful soon too.
>>733945744
Yes.
>>733945768
Where did you go?
>>733945678
Pretty bad.
>>733945715
Not really.
>>733945560
Only a little bit. Some trap hentai that's about it.
>>733945841
Just go drinking together till we cant feel feelings anymore?
>>733945455
I meant to reply.
Hi there.
>Stocking
>>733945715
Rem is cute, yes.
>>733945825
Why is that?
>>733945841
What makes it bad?
>>733945715
She is a 20,000-year-old WMD and only recently became "good" after losing her memory.
>>733945825
You might be on medications for the rest of your life. My brother took one pill and stopped because it gave him a tummy pain... But he was able to conquer his depression by making things "click" in his head
You should do it too.
>>733945800
it means you're gonna fail your Spanish final :v
>>733945825
Something stupid
>>733945881
that's really gay tomo
>>733946125
Rem also acute
>>733946221
An angelic WMD is still angelic
>>733946125
Various events upcoming. I'd rather not discuss just yet.
>Nurse Rem
>Allow me to meet that
>>733946221
I think of it more as a painkiller. I take them until I am confident I can cope alone and then learn to cope myself.
I think over time I can conquer it. Right now isn't a good time though.
>>733946374
Should I count on it being permanent? I enjoyed talking. I understand if so.
>>733945949
I may not be able to do the drinkings.
>>733946125
Ankle and knee problems, prayed to the porcelain god for a good 15 minutes.
>>733946041
Hi.
>>733946374
owo
>>733946571
I dont see how not you alcoholic
>>733946527
You can add me back, I forgot your username
>>733946611
charge your phone meme
>>733946503
No she is a demon.
>>733946527
Tell me about what you think caused your depression, tell me about the sadness that caused that chemical imbalance
>>733946383
Yeah......
>>733946383
>>733946788
No it aint, dont believe his lies
>>733946503
Oh. That's neat.
>>733946527
Aww, I'm always curious.
>care for me tbh
>>733946571
What a faulty God then.
>>733940622
>>733941533
>>733941644
>>733941799
>>733942244
>>733942277
>>733942777
>>733943066
>>733943133
>>733943244
>>733943433
>>733943788
>>733944044
>>733944322
>>733944655
>>733944844
>>733945455
>>733945744
>>733945800
>>733946611
>>733946788
Checkd them all
>>733945715
Certainly are. Always a plus of being a government employee.
>>733945768
Well I'll let you know then.
>>733946974
Doing God's work
>>733946964
Those boobs are obtuse tho
>>733946772
Nyet
>>733947167
Im not government any more tho. I do get to play with dangerous chemicals and could get away with murder tho.
>>733946788
yeah
how often do you fap
>>733946657
It's at a decent % tho
>>733946657
Thank you.
>>733946571
How are you doing?
>>733946772
That's a big ask and would likely consist of an entire life story.
Maybe that would come down to my terrible childhood. Classic backstory.
>>733946964
Don't worry. It'll be alright.
Nurse Stocking would be happy to!
>>733947295
I'm getting sick of you. I have to go now, bye anon.
>>733947430
I understand. You have a lot of clicking to do. Please get started now. I have to go, bye Stocks
>>733947505
Just be in bed on time
Claiming Sonokawa
>>733946835
I'm pretty sure it is anon. >>733947391
I don't know. Every other day or so I guess
>>733947577
Checkd
Claiming Yakamo
>>733947505
I appreciate that. Thank you.
I love that picture and the name by the way.
See you soon, I enjoyed talking.
>>733947589
oh
i was expecting like 5 times a day
>>733948091
Why?
>>733948030
Good choice, what do you like about her?
>>733947404
Anything below 100 is too low t b h
>>733948231
Hmm I guess because she is very caring. I like the way she takes care of her sister she is also very nice and kind just a sweet heart all around.
>>733948339
Thats some crippling autism
>>733948339
Do you ever go so far that you actually have to unplug it though? :thinking:
>>733948652
:(
>>733948879
I never leave my trailer
>>733948958
In order to have constant 100% you would have to spend your life constantly plugged into a charger at all times.
>>733948361
School Rumble, right? How's the anime as a whole? And if you're new, welcome.
>>733949037
that's a good thing
>>733940517
Actually I'm curious, what was your first waifu OP?
My tummy is happy
>>733949147
No its highly inconvenient
>>733949081
Yup School Rumble, little sister to the main girl. Its great I really enjoyed it and I have recommended it to alot of other people. Thanks.
>>733949268
Nice, I'll have to look into it in spite of my massive backlog. Up to much tonight?
>>733948157
i don't know
>>733949482
Big backlog too huh? I know the feeling. Not really I just finally decided to say something in here so I suppose this and maybe watch some shows, recommend anything for me?
>Yakumo
>>733949559
Well most i do is 3
>>733949670
Depends on what you enjoy, might watch some more Is This A Zombie later, but having some drinks right now.
>>Houki
>>733949990
oh
mainly because you're a neet i guess?
>>733950236
Yeah. That's really the extent of sexual stuff
I feel like I should start making threads but idk