Another day spent entirely on /b/ and porn sites whilst smoking

I haven't talked to a person irl in 8 years.

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>>733938462
>>733938510
I know you guys, you're anon, like me.

.. so, here we are.

all I have to offer is this picture of, idunno.. dwarf hamsters I think.

You're not alone anon

>>733938462
get a job or at least go for a walk buddy, you obviously realize you have a problem that the first step.

>>733938895
He probably works and spends all his money on 420 DUDE LOL

>>733938462
That's what I did today in addition to playing some vidya games. This is the weekend though, I worked my job the last 5 days so I don't feel too bad about it.

I wish I had more friends and shit to regularly hang out with, I just don't have any.

>>733939645
friends are overrated, you really don't need them.

I'm worse. I hung out with a 10/10 all day today. She is never going to let me fuck. And all she did was talk about her horrible dating life and the dudes she has fucked.

The perfect man would do nothing at all.

Your halfway there Anon.

>>733940375
>And all she did was talk about her horrible dating life and the dudes she has fucked.

That's actually well on the road to you fucking her, really. Keep it up.

No, I'm worse. My day was spent getting a haircut, driving an hour round trip to get a 20$ violin that needs fixed, and the rest of the time was straight /b/. No porn or weed involved.

>>733940773
Man I wish. Just don't see it happening. To much of a beta. The sad part is I think I fell in love with her to soon and now I've been friend zoned like a mother fucker.

>>733940097

This this this

You don't have a clue how retarded and useless people are

>>733941030
How long have you been trying to get with her

>>733941525
We've been friends for like seven years. But I have only recently had this want to fuck her brains out. When we first started hanging out together she got drunk one night and she let me finger her. But it never got any further than that.

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>>733941910
>she got drunk one night and she let me finger her.

>>733941910
>she got drunk one night and she let me finger her

>>733939182
so, what if he does, thats his choice, ispend money on video games and alcohol, nothing else to spend it on and no reason to save it.

>>733941983
I know. Told you beta fucker right here.

>>733938462
I mean, I didn't do anything productive, but I wasn't doped up on degeneracy either.

>>733941910
Just move on my friend, seven years is a long time