Ok /b/ last nights thread 404'd without a winner. So first

>>733934621
yesturday

you die on the day the earth is sucked into a black hole

old age

old age, time to start eating better

>>733934877
So close

When half life 3 comes out

September 11, 2017. Go out with a bang

Lite yourself on fire inside a Walmart

>>733934621
U live a long and prosperous life, at the age of 82 u will pass away peacefully in your sleep.

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The day you die of natural causes.

>>733935335
Alrigh fuck it, u don't and you get hit by a truck tomorrow.

suicide by hanging

>>733935317
I didnt ask how i asked when. Learn how to read.

>>733934621
Old age in peace with family and people who love you around you.

>>733935510
When not how

>>733934621
On April 23 2020 jump into a volcano

>>733935335
roll

>>733935665
1 OFF

>>733935726
Damn. Thats actually a good one.

baloon

inject yourself with liquid nitrogen on camera.

tonight by self inflicted gunshots to carotid artery, bleed out

>>733934621
Die in a fist fight with a chimpanzee while listening to Styx's Mr. Roboto tomorrow.

>>733936110
FUCKING CLOSE

>>733934621
05/29/2073

>>733934621
5 minutes from now

swallow some razor blades

jan 24, my birthday

put nail bat up ass on livestream

You will keep on living and get your shit together

In 20 minutes.
Livestream it.

>>733934621
Never.

>>733936317
Roll

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Magic trips machine. Inject yourself with nigger semen on Christmas eve.

>>733936317
Reroll

>>733936288
reroll 1/3

Never

>>733936317
Rereroll

>>733934621
August 21. Dehydration.

go in the hood and yell nigger

jump off a roof tonight

>>733936381
reroll 2/3

Tomorrow

>>733936413
reroll

>>733936330
Reroll

>>733936419
reroll 3/3

Today

>>733934621

June 27th 2098

>>733936445
CLOSE AGAIN

>>733934621
The day your body dies naturally, anon.

>>733936445
>>733936446
rip

>>733936343
So fucking close. One reroll.

die rn

Stop being a pussy. Either get your shit together or do it without /b/.

>>733936445
Rereroll

>>733936492
I take it back...

Do this.
>>733936330

>>733934621
01/01/23

06/25/2036

>>733936545
reroll

>>733934621
Next Friday in a bronze bull.

>>733936110
Oh my fucking god. Can anyone fucking read. It doesnt ask how to die. It ask when.

>>733936557
>>733936558
why is this happening we keep getting close

December, 24 this year

>>733936557

rolling for this

do it tonight live

insulin overdose

In 50 years.

>>733934621
Overdose on DMT next tuesday

07/10/23

>>733936778
HOW

Checkem, if you wanna die. I got a job for you. A property I own has been used as a trap house, the people staying there are in jail currently for domestic charges but when they get out, as ive been told, will come back to my property. I'm going to let my 20gauge do the talking unless you wanna come fight these animals. My tenant (that I trusted) died... and aparentally its been used as a trap house for the past 2 months.

I'm kicking some ass, if you want a part reply with the state you live in.

When Half-Life 3 comes out.

mesothelioma 12/21/2021

when pigs fly

>>733936778
impossible.

>>733936929
this

>>733936925
I'd be willing to hunt some niggers. Would you pay?

the day HL3 comes

>>733934621
Old age.

>>733936929
so never?

Thirteen days from now, you will take a whole bottle of aspirin/sleeping pills

when this thread 404

>>733934621
In precisely 50 years you're allowed to kill yourself, but only if it's by jumping out of a helicopter.

>>733934621
11/5/1955

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

>>733937131
Reroll niggaz.

the day traps stop being gay

when we roll these fucking trips

Just do it now faggot.

>>733937212
FUCK

>>733934621
ice tub toaster challenge july 7

when you finally lose your virginity

Now
Livestream it.
You fag.

>>733937096
lol ez

October 19, 2932. Banana peel accident.

>>733934621
Sonic diarrhea

>Oh no, you don't want that one

>>733937350
Cant go back in time

>>733937350
that's not gonna happen... unless death by snu-snu?

next time any /b/ro gets laid

>>733937446

FUCK

SO CLOSE

>>733934621
Sexual asphyxiation

now

death by pelvic fracture tomorrow

>>733937555
WASTED TRIPS LOL

>>733937555
no time, fuck you

>>733937555
fucking wasted trips, asshole

>>733936557
Who's being a pussy. I know im going to die so i made it a game when i will.
If you cant handle that then done respond bicth.

>>733937558
now

at the premier of the last Fast and Furious movie?

>>733937661
now

>>733934621
in 28 days 6 hours 42 minutes 12 seconds

>>733937555
Hahaha. Dumb shit. He asked when to die not what to die of. What a waste

>>733937661
god damn it, 5 off, also now

>>733937748
now

>>733937769
now

Stream yourself jumping into a volcano on 6/1/17

I'm giving you a bit of time to get plane tickets/etc, easily disposable phone, all that.

>>733937802
now

tonight

>>733937802
now

>>733937826
now

release of portal 3

>>733937034
I cant, thats the thing. I went down to talk to this guy about why the rent was late and learned he died. They did a lot of damage to my property and there are needles in the carpet. I got a guy staying there that wants to rent the place when its cleaned up, but I cant be there 24/7 to watch the place. Mother fuckers took my nice guy for granted. Sheriff told me that I gotta do a formal eviction even though they werent my tenants and with my dead tenant it was a verbal lease. I'm gonna shotgun some motherfuckers. If you want to come down to Mississippi I can put you to work but I dont have the money to get you here.

never!

>>733937715
oh well
You die in 3 days

>>733937856
now