ITT: Crippling Depression
>"He's your faggot son, not mine. I'm not coming in there."
>>733933251
Is he really a faggot? If so good on the big guy.
>tfw you with with parents after age 20
damn, fuck that dad
>tfw running on empty
What are you guys doing for Julius this year?
>>733933251
i dont understand what the problem in that pic is supposed to be?
it it that he looks like a girl maybe?
>>733933508
cant help but feel like i would feel something if it wasnt for the fact that hes a blackman
>>733933447
>hallee is terrified of squirrels
>>733933447
I kinda have some feels
>>733933251
I wonder if the macbook belonged to his father or him. If it was his father's, I wonder what did an old man watch or do on apple's laptop? lol
>>733933599
have you fucking considered that maybe hes depressed because you keep taking his damn dubs
the poor kid goes thru life with only a cake to look forward to every year and all he wants from us is one puny pair but no your faggotass keeps taking them from him over and over again
just dubs and dubs pouring from the deepest parts of your perk rectum while this poor fuck has nothing and nobody but his mother to celebrate special moments like his birthday
but what do you fucking care all you give any shit about is hording those fucking dubs and asking stupid questions an entire collection of fucking dubs and you cant even spare the ones that (btw checked) you just pulled from under him again right now
fucking faggot i hope your dick gets ripped off and passed around an ethiopian tribe to feed off of while your cock hole spills out every fucking dub you took from that kid bitch
youre a bitch
>>733934266
that isn't sad - his wife left him - he thinks her spirit is trapped in there, so he eats wendy's in front of her to torture her. fuck that old fag.
>>733933399
I know that feel
>>733933785
you're heartless and worthless then
julius deserves a better world than one with you in it
>>733934501
Rolf
>>733934501
Phleb has never experienced in and out
Looking at those pictures, gotta give it to moms.
Often gave her shit as a teenager but she's always been there for my friendless birthdays.
Birthday is actually coming up in 3 days and I now have people to celebrate it with but I will definitely take the time to go see her before the day ends.
>>733934177
browse 4chan.
>>733934781
My mom doesnt have any other friends than me.
>>733933447
still can't feel bad for a woman though
>>733934730
it sounds like his nigger ass should find it then
maybe suicide will take him there
maybe the two of you can go
>>733934730
lurk moar
>>733934781
if only my mom wasnt such a heartless bitch
>>733933447
I feel even worse now. These threads can't be healthy.
even children are not threatened by your edginess
Get a job, they said
>>733935903
That's pretty cool
>>733936091
>>733935903
imagine the conversation at the cake decorator...
>"so tell me about your son... what is he like? how does he spend his time?"
>"Well...."
>>733935170
While lurking moar is generally a good advice when dealing with people in this place, it is completely irrelevant in this case.
Consider using your brains from time to time you tremendous candyass.
>>733933251
I don't celebrate my birthdays solely for these reasons
it happens to girls too
>>733937612
and.... i'm in love
>>733937612
>tight framing of photo
>house in order (blinds, nice place-mat, china cabinet)
>nice cake
>smiling
Yeah, you can definitely tell that it's a lonely, sad birthday.
>quit my job 9 months ago
>don't even get out of bed some days
>don't leave the house more than once a week
>digestion fucked because not enough vitamin D
>feels good man
>>733933251
just move out before you become gay
>>733937946
whats wrong with this one.
>>733937612
what are you talking about retard. "hurr durr theres no one else in the pic, she must be lonely!" theres nothing sad about this one.
>>733937612
NO!
>>733937946
Mmm 18, perfect lol
>>733938227
SAD
>>733938340
you have a good eye
>>733938227
It should be a general rule that your eyebrows shouldn't be larger than your mustache.
>>733933419
once again, nothing sad about this one. kill yourself you oversensitive faggot.
>>733933251
Dad looks like a fat, boozing slob.
>About to be 21
>Still live with parents
>Have had like 2 jobs that are just minimum wage crap
>Dropped out of college because i couldnt decide on a major and my grades were shit anyways
>Must up the motivation to look for a job maybe once a week
>Cant even find a job when i do look
Im hoping they just grab me by the neck one day, throw me out and tell me to never return. I feel like thats the only motivator that would work.
>>733938609
youre looking for a job once a week? no fucking wonder you dont have one yet.
>>733933508
>no homies come to your bd party
I honestly didn't know niggers had these problems.
Would come to his party and buy him sum drugs.
>>733933419
>fidget spinner on wall
Faggot murrikans.
>>733938227
thats the expression of a man that has completely lost his will to live
i wouldnt be surprised if hes currently working on changing his gender
>>733938609
It doesn't work anon, the only thing that can save you is yourself
>>733938553
>>733933419
>>733937612
>>733937852
yea looks like she might have a room full that just stood out of frame for the facebook pic. there's not a hint of pain in her eyes
>>733938553
will you shut the hell up or contribute you fucking retard
>>733938609
for you: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV
>>733938877
oh no, he has a little brother being a little brother and a dad being a dad and a grumpy grandpa, so depressing.
>>733938933
nah, im just going to keep critiquing you pathetic queers.
>>733938839
>>733938227
that's the expression of reaching wizard status when you cease to have feels of any kind
>>733936542
When did you stop?
I was 6-8 when I realised that the rest of my birthdays were going to go this way and stopped then and just asked for money.
I don't know if I feel worse for the birthday person or the parents.
>>733937852
>Yeah, you can definitely tell that it's a lonely, sad birthday.
I don't know.
>>733938227
Pedobear on his shirt covered by "Birthday Boy"
kek
He thinking he should be fapping to his 3d loli model waifu on his pc... but he is there instead
Feelsbadman
Also feels bad that his belly must be longer than his dick. He must have to use a mirror to check his dick
>>733938609
suicide is always there for you anon it will never call you a loser or laugh at your disabilities
its easy to talk to and is eager to be your friend
google "painless way to die" and enlighten yourself
>tfw your grandson is a sissy faggot
>>733939022
>>733938977
>>733938966
>>733938933
4 dubs in a row holy fuuuuuuuuuck
>>733939180
>>733933399
>>>
> Anonymous 05/27/17(Sat)21:33:57 No.733939170â–¶
>>>733938609
>suicide is always there for you anon it will never call you a loser or laugh at your disabilities
>its easy to talk to and is eager to be your friend
>google "painless way to die" and enlighten yourself
>>>
> Anonymous 05/27/17(Sat)21:34:07 No.733939180â–¶
>File: Screenshot_2017-05-27-21-(...).png (253 KB, 519x631)
>>tfw your grandson is a sissy faggot
>>>
> Anonymous 05/27/17(Sat)21:34:07 No.733939181â–¶
>File: 1494207045352.jpg (105 KB, 960x951)
>>>733939022
>>>733938977
>>>733938966 (You)
>>>733938933
>4 dubs in a row holy fuuuuuuuuuck
fucking kek
>>733939110
why would he "check his dick" its the only thing that will always be there for him
>>733933251
Wow. After everything /b/ has desensitized me to over the past 7 years, this one hits the feels pretty hard.
>>733939407
birthday threads are highly effective
>>733933463
I like you. I assume you're aware that this guy is far superior to joeys fat stupid ass, right?
>>733939383
way to reply dipshit
>>733937612
I think I'm in love.
>>733939383
>having this many chromosomes
>>733939571
and just like in real life, nobody cares
>>733938227
>All dreams and drive are gone from this man
>>733934501
Fucking kek
>>733939894
lol what the fuck is this.
>>733933399
>with your parents after age 20
What is it with you idiot Americans and wanting to leave your home so fucking early?
>>733939718
>>733939040
>>733938839
FFS he's just posing with a silly hat, stop projecting.
>>733939807
oh come on cane clearly shows he has leg troubles
>person hes there with is at the register while he reserves the table and gets off his feet
>>733939968
I think in some parts of America they can afford it. I would move out right now if I could.
>tfw the internet said "it's becoming more accepted all the time"
>>733940022
Itt: /b/irthdays of 99% of the /b/ros
>>733940213
So the logic behind that is "I'm a student who is now in crippling debt thanks to exorbitant post secondary education fees and the best option is to move out on my own where I now have to pay for everything myself on top of trying to support myself financially but at least I'm not living with mom and dad"?
woooooooooooooooow
>>733940022
fuck man what the fuck are you waiting for? a man standing in an empty room holding a notarized sign that says they are lonely?
either use some god damn imagination or switch back to the dick rate thread tab faggot
>>733933251
His dad looks like Hodor, that's probably what he'd do for him if the faggot threatened to run away.
>>733940161
>>733938804
>>733938553
Someone has had a lot of birthday parties with his mum and dad.
>>733940416
yes you are 100% right and superior in every way imaginable
>>733933463
Is that a guy? What's with the long, effeminate fingers and fingernails?
>>733940130
Can being depression actually kill you? I'm mean actively not passively.
>>733940022
all of these photos being sad are speculation, retard. doesnt matter if it really is that way or not, thats what it looks like. that dude looks dead inside, and he has obviously reached wizard status.
>>733937946
>when your maid and gardener are the only ones that show up
>>733933399
That's not really bad. Unless you mean you're like 30.
>>733940687
its one of those hot-swapable gender multisexuals
Somehow I enjoy this kind of threads too much.
>>733939968
its just expected. youre expected to be out by your mid twenties at the latest. before then if youre not doing college. but im 26 and im still at my parents and so are a lot of my friends. this is becoming more common these days because of shit wages and ridiculous cost of living, and also because a lot of college students are in a lot of debt.
>>733940934
so let me guess, you still have 3 more years until you have to do something about it?
>>733940549
>still thinks just hanging out with your family means you must not have friends
teenager detected. i go over to my parents house to visit them on my birthday, so yeah, i have. even if i still lived with my parents, who cares. a lot of people have two separate "parties." one with their family, one with their friends. sorry youre still 16 and think hanging with your family is lame.
>>733935903
>>733936091
>>733936165
>>733935903
>>733940968
bwhahahaah that's awesome
>>733941438
Looks like he replied to the wrong person
>>733941470
I'm 31 and have never had a party with just my mom and dad, seems like something you'd do if you were mentally stunted.
>>733933399
this looks really sad. its like one of these "i have to go there but i dont want to be there" "guests"
>>733941532
Is that thread in the archives? I feel so bad for the dude.
>>733941694
nah, youre not 31. but lets say you are. sorry you have a shit relationship with your parents. either way, youre a faggot.
>>733940161
Nice thumbnail, dickweed.
>>733941786
You should see my place.
>>733937612
how to find a girl like this?
>>733941786
I'd say cat lady but there's a pregnancy test kit for some reason.
>>733941532
i was expecting something really bad to happen but this kid just sounds like a whiny little faggot.
>wahh i dont like being center of attention
>wahh im still sad because i got what i want, nobodys paying attention to me ON MY BIRTHDAY
which is it, faggot? you want the attention or no?
>gets all self-conscious about people saying hes cutting the cake weird
>probably making a way bigger deal out of it than it was
>nobody thought about it two seconds after
fuck this bitch nigger.
>>733941861
Well I am and I'm pretty sure this is b8 at this point because you can't be this autistic, I get wanting to hang out with family on your birthday but just your mom and dad? Don't you have cousins or anything? now I just feel sorry for you.
>>733942409
Vaguely reminds me of that picture of that goon that threwup on himself but still held his pose like nothing happened.
>>733942270
go for it, youre in the right thread
>>733942303
who, for you? you dont.
>>733941219
yerp
in my culture parents beg you to stay home
why should i reave if my mom makes golden food?
y should i leave if they take care of the house and love me?
I'd post a sad birthday picture but that would imply I have any friends or family to even make me a cake.
>>733942528
>brother
>grandfather
>dad
>whoever is holding the camera, probably the mother
doesnt look like its just them, retard.
>>733939894
http://imgur.com/a/0tnPs
this is what they're eating
>>733942321
That is a digital thermometer bro
>>733933365
Don't know why but i feel sorry for that kid
>>733933508
>berkely jazz festival
id go to his birthday for that shirt
>>733942677
Is he the guy that is homeless and lives in his car?
>>733942552
That's the best quality I can get.
>>733935795
>look at sad shit
>vecome strongrer
i probably have a sad birthday picture somewhere. most years i had friends and shit around and plans to do something, but there were some where i didnt have shit.
>>733942321
Check again...
>>733933463
I don't know what it is but I want to throat fuck it
>>733942859
hey that is pathetic
nice
>>733942647
It's going to be okay, anon.
>>733933508
Fuck. That made me sad
>>733933447
Is she the one on the right? Well worth a rape
>>733935807
This motherfucker should be grateful, he has a fucking family
>>733942986
So someone fucking died like that and was found ?? amount of time later?
>>733943056
this
i wish i had a loli sister to cuddle with
>>733942647
you can buy your own cake a take a picture using the timer on your camera
>>733939836
His face says "why won't you just die?"
>>733943168
kill yourself, autismo.
>>733943205
That coke can is huge
>>733937946
Damn son I would have showed up
>>733934177
Do his works? Browse news website, random youtube videos, do facebook, or even rarely video games. They use them just like we do
>>733942677
>>733942677
spending 23 hours 57 minutes a day indoors and avoiding manual labor will do wonders for your skin
>>733943205
yet another picture thats not sad at all. you guys are fucking dumb. the guy looks happy.
>>733943205
what is this a cake for ants
>>733937946
>>733943300
>Damn son I would have showed up
I would have came too
>>733943372
whats the point of this.
>>733943205
>Surely Autism in that picture
>>733943532
Paparazzi are rude
>>733943539
>i sense a faggot
>>733943477
>>733943300
she is property of chad
>>733942505
clearly the guy was at a point of socially awkward that just sitting there in public was painful enough. He wasn't bitching that he wasn't receiving attention, he was just stating how horrible he felt in the situation as was.
Careful with all your edge though, you may cut the cake weird too cause of it.
>>733943539
>>733933702
kinda look like moot
>>733943572
you retards are so out of touch with the real world that you cant tell autistic vs normal.
>>733937612
Happy 2nd Birthday, Sarah!
actually my birthday today. went to a bunch of gun shops, ate awesome food, etc
was 10/10 fun
The worst part about birthdays/holidays/whatever anymore is having people at work ask me if I did anything or went and visited family. No I fucking did not- I sat at home and questioned why I'm still even here.
Are you happy to be alive? No.
>>733943532
the flash accidentally went off
theres no connection to this thread but thats what the image is supposed to convey
>>733933508
Nothing
>>733943689
not sad. kill yourself, pussy.
I've spent every birthday since moving out of my parent's house at 18 either in school or working like a normal adult.
Eventually people start to forget to wish you happy birthday on FB, and you'll get the obligatory dollar store card from your parents in the mail.
Welcome to adulthood.
>>733943749
and now youre here talking about it
>>733943205
when you have your kitto, you'll never have a sad birthday!
>>733943749 I hope you are trying to beat that Seung-Hui Cho's killing spree record
All this guys wish to off themselves?
https://www.depressioncomix.com/
I'm not depressed but I have so many cousins and nieces hang themselves! It is scary...Depression has to be the worse disease of them all
>>733935903
Why is his chair on grass
>>733944010
thats the color of his rug where he puts his feet
>>733939965
from an art project, do a reverse image search, the rest of the photos are funny
>>733943539
>>733943851
I fell in love and lost
happy birthday OP
>>733939894
MGOTW
>>733933785
fuck off to /pol/
>>733944010
dumbass
>>733943532
>>733944293
dumgrass
>>733944229
shut the fuck up nigger retard
>>733933508
damn, that gave me feels. he looks like a relatively normal guy, surprised he had zero friends around or even respond. i wouldve gone.
>>733943372
why is there blood on the table in the front?
>>733944435
>ITT we write non sense so we get the thread deleted
>tfw you invited all your children over for thanksgiving, but not one called or showed because you voted for Trump
>>733944497
what fucking board do you think youre in idiot
>>733944521
ah shit that hurt
>>733942505
social anxiety man
>>733943874
basically. It's late here and I'm tired. Probably gonna fap while gf is asleep in other room and got to bed too
>>733941532
lmao i want to get drunk with his mother
>>733944687
What's the last number on that bottle? I want that free thing
>>733944687
thats a lousy cake i would have left that dipshits party too if i was presented that
>>733944914
i'm still waiting for someone to deliver on the worm number
>>733944893
>fun 10/10
>while gf is asleep in other room
>inb4 underage
>>733944150
>>733933251
not all children born, succeed in life
some crash an burn before they even have a chance at living
depression is a type of social disease, set in to cull the weak. those that learn coping skills during the critical times in there young lives find a way to travel life's rocky road, hopefully passing on said skillls to there children
>>733944687
>literally taping shit to a door instead of using magnets to post it on the fridge
CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS
>>733944726
dont feel bad, he got a ton of attention because of this. even made "sad paw paw" merch. had a huge barbecue with a bunch of random strangers who showed up.
>>733939383
summerfags everyone
If prostitution was legalized we'd have no unhappy men
>>733945144
Maybe the door is made of some metal and the shit are actually magnets
>>733943621
Fucking whore.
>>733933508
>free icecream cake
>FREE
>no niggers show up
FAKE AS FUCK
>>733945197
>had a huge barbecue with a bunch of random strangers who showed up.
but his grandkids still didn't show up
>>733939383
how does someone even do this?
>>733933419
Why is the cake so flat and why does the kid get to drink 2 beers?
>>733945065
nigger shut the fuck up
>>733934434
I'm truly sorry
really I am
https://youtu.be/QQG34Qsik9A
WTF lol
>>733945389
it looks like a chocolate chip cookie cake.
i do not know why the kid gets to drink two beers.
>>733935807
That fucking cake looks delicious. Obviously that fat fuck is just concentrating hard on eating the fucken thing.
>>733945273
now youre just being a pussy. the story had a happy ending.
>>733933365
>>733933399
>>733933419
These kids could just be having dinner with fam before they go out.
>>733937946
I wish i had a girlfriend who grew up in a poor household with a sad crappy looking birthday cake. I'd be able to make her so happy.
>>733935807
Why do people let a fucking cylinder of cake in the middle of the cake?!
>>733942615
which culture is that?
>>733945679
No you wouldn't.
>>733942505
I think it's because the figure reminds him that he feels worthless and his mother is laughing because it's true
https://youtu.be/44iE34xPo3o
>>733945565
the bottom two you replied to, but this one
>>733933365
nah. he aint going out.
>>733946045
*maybe the bottom two
>>733934501
>>733945565
maybe, but thats not the spirit of this thread
use your imagination you high density retard
>>733939682
And just like in real life, you're a cuck
>>733945488
this shit needs to stop
for my birthday I'd just like my parents back.
i just had an autist moment, boys.
>sitting here at the computer. had to piss really bad.
>get up and put my hand on my dick to prepare for pissing as i walk over to bathroom.
>realize my dad is sitting in other room
>sitting there holding my dick having to piss really bad, thinking of what to do
>cat walks out, walk sort of sideways across the hall through the door, making it look like i was just trying not to step on the cat
>mission success
>can go upstairs and piss now
>walk upstairs
>turn sideways a bit as im opening door
>realize my mom is in her room
>we make eye contact as i walk into the bathroom with my hand down my pants
>take piss
>come back to computer
>act like it didnt happen
>>733946548
hahaha
>>733946490
not the guy youre responding to but i felt the strong urge to let you know youre not funny
ITT: Newfags who don't understand the point of the thread
>>733941470
>"I'm a retarded shut in whom still lives with my parents and calls people teenagers when they don't agree with me"
Kill yourself and save your parents some money kiddo.
>>733939807
he's like the guy from "up"
>>733946548
you cant have that but you can keep this
>>733946584
no. really. they're both dead.
>>733946701
>>>733941470 (You)
>>"I'm a retarded shut in whom still lives with my parents and calls people teenagers when they don't agree with me"
>Kill yourself and save your parents some money kiddo.
lol did you not read the rest of my post? i "visit" my parents. i dont live with them, fuckwit. stay mad, teenage cuck.
>>733946663
the point of the thread was thrown right out the window a long time ago faggot
>>733940927
This is more like it. enough of that depressing shit brah. get happy pappy
Story of depression
> be married 40+ years
> find husband dead in office chair
> he's naked
> 9/11, chest compressions, EMTs come
> turns out the computer camera was on filming the whole, naked, horrifying scene.
> find out hubby was masturbating in gay chat room looking for extramaritial homosexual gratification
> trolls forward me his dating profiles
> they fuck up his obituary page
> they call my daughter and leave obscene messages
> they post naked pictures of him on FB tribute pages
These things leave me cripplingly depressed.
>>733946840
where in my post did it state where the thread got derailed? fucking summerfag
>>733940927
>not sad
kill yourself, retard.
>>733945243
This guy uses Door Magnets.
>>733943094
These highschool freshman spent more time with girls than you will in your sad existence.
>>733946916
kek
>>733946771
>>733946916
kek
>>733941676
Just soon enough
>>733946946
moron
>>733946946
>where in my post did it state where the thread got derailed?
nowhere. whats your point you stupid fuck?
>>733939968
It's called not be a cuck that lives off of welfare. We actually wanna have a carter and start a family. Fucking eurofags
>>733944914
7 or a 1. Idk call both.
>>733946771
FUCK YOUR PARENTS, BITCH. I WANT TO FIND OUT WHERE THEYRE BURIED AND PISS ON THE GRAVESTONES. FUCK THE EARTH ABOVE THEIR BODIES. CUM ON THE FLOWERS.
>>733946946
>>733946956
kys baby
>>733947251
at least im not a mentally retarded baby, FAGGOT.
>>733947351
>>733941786
Wtf why is there random grenadine? Is he just pouring it into his soda?
>>733933251
>be me
>go to work
>come home
>drink everclear because i want to kms
>still live with parents
>cant do anything right
>disappointment to everyone i kow
nothing will ever change, theres nothing better
than this.
>>733947457
its time to suck my cock
>>733946916
i want to see the moment he died. apparently he was furiously jacking it at the moment and his heart gave
>>733939490
A classic.
>>733933508
the niggas wont hang with him cause he aint a nigger
>>733947674
spot on. hes wearing a jazz festival t-shirt. id hag with him.
>>733947523
You just lack an imagination. Try to explicitly describe the best thing that could ever happen to you.
>>733943205
Well, he got some pussy on his birthday
>>733947523
someones driving the cuckmobile.
>>733948075
I dont get it?
>>733948075
wow, a cat/pussy joke. youre no older than 16.
>>733943689
Cute puppers, looks like my pupper
>>733948034
Honestly I cant think of anything. probably when i got accepted into university
>>733948203
I drive the cucktruck
>>733935807
kid looks like hes regularly being used as gator bait
>>733948321
WOW, that projection, get a fucking lice, lozer.
>parents haven't mentioned my birthday in 5 years
I think they forgot when it was
>>733948973
take a bass guitar, shove the entire neck up your ass, and strum it until it causes a fatal rupture in your bowels.
>>733942321
That's a thermometer you fucking stupid /b/tard
this thread is depressing as fuck. Shit
I'm not good enough for anything n this world. why was i even born. i hate me
>>733942714
>>733942935
>>733948321
give him a break guys, hes never had to worry about getting anyone pregnant.
>>733933463
he is my favorite youtuber.
I am not being sarcastic.
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>>733948075
why dont the two of you just fuck and get it over with
>>733940255
This guy is more alpha than %95 of 4chin